Pure Love ✕ Insult Complex

561. Unteachable Straits

"Sure, we... I think we're staying half-mon"

Mr. Barbie tells Kyoko.

"So leave Japan to train in Los Angeles?... Prosperity, you?

"... what?

"You have to know!

Kyoko's analogy story, sometimes, I don't know...

"It's okay, isn't it? It's like these kids can't... I like them."

Miss Cordelia says...

"Alan, Cordelia...... do you prefer this?

Kyoko laughs nigga.

"Ruby over here is better than Barbie over here... looks like she could eat"

"That's right, Cordelia... I thought so too"

The two of you, look at Mr. Ruby and laugh.

"... Well, what are you talking about?

Let me wiggle my spine, says Mr. Ruby.

"Being our apprentice means... doing it from" The Licking Dog "... okay?

says Miss Cordelia.

Both Kyoko and Miss Cordelia...... homosexual preferences.

So, I mean... 'licking dog' is...

"You're gonna be okay, aren't you? These kids are the same genre as us."

Kyoko looks at Mr. Barbie, Mr. Ruby...... says:

"Ahhh...... I'm not!

In a hurry, Mr. Street screams.

"I'm... extremely normal!

Kyoko...

"Hell, I know from the beginning... so I'm not counting you"

... to?

"I mean... you should stay in Japan forever."

Miss Cordelia says so, too.

"No... you know, I... I'm part of Bumbalby 3, too!

Mr. Waiter says... powerful, that's what he says.

"If it's where Mr. Barbie and Mr. Ruby are going, I'll follow you too! analogy, even to the end of hell............!!!

Kyoko stares at Ji Ji Ji and Mr. Keizai.

"... Indeed, I am inferior in skill and experience than the Barbies. But I'll do my best! I'll do my best to both of you so desperately!

Mr. Watchdog said that in tears.

"... Waiter"

"... who are you?"

Mr. Barbie and Mr. Ruby are thrilled.

"Unfortunately... you can't do this."

Kyoko replied.

"Oh, no...!

"It doesn't matter what happens with all this hard work. I mean... if I just said talent, you're a lot better younger than the two of us. As much as these guys have been entrusting you with the fight at the avant-garde."

Mr. Barbie had always... left it up to Mr. Watchdog to engage his enemies directly in the front.

Only when they really suck, it feels like they join Mr. Ruby in the fight...

"But... simple abilities and skill are not the only things we can do in this world. I really don't think it's the right personality."

Kyoko says.

"We... the two of us can throw it in fine for a shitty job at a shitty scene. If you make one mistake, you can still die."

Miss Cordelia looks at the Barbies and says:

"Well, even if you really didn't come back alive... especially, you don't think anything of it. 'Hey, that was unexpected,' he said, laughing at Kyoko, Oshimai. And I don't think I'll ever remember it again."

"Cordelia's right. That's all we expect from these kids."

Kyoko, too, laughs.

"Oh, no... it's terrible"

Mr. Waiter cries out in a flabby manner.

"You can't help it, can you? Because that means living as a member of the back society. If you don't want to die, you won't get a job that I think sucks. I have done so."

"Me too... no matter how much work a benefactor asks me to do... if there's a risk, I'm fine with saying no"

To Kyoko's words, Miss Cordelia says the same.

"These two, I think so. If you don't have that kind of dry feeling, it's in the back of society... someone's gonna dispose of you and it's over."

Mr. Barbie and Mr. Ruby, keep quiet...... look into each other's eyes.

"But was that you in the street?... In your case, the roots are honest and gentle, so you think people in law will take their jobs no matter how risky they are."

"... you're going to die soon. Someone told me... to frame me."

"... you won't survive in Los Angeles."

To the words of Kyoko and Miss Cordelia...... lean down, Mr. Keiko.

"I'm not saying you can't. There, I hope you don't get me wrong. I don't know what to say... you're Ray's type."

... Huh?

"You know... you were fighting earlier... Reihua Fujimiya from Kazuki Security Services"

"... I understand"

Mr. Watchdog answers with a small voice.

"Even that kid... he's strong, isn't he? I have the ability to fight. But... I don't have the strength to do everything by myself. She's a little mentally weak. So, like this one... I need you to back up completely in the company organization."

That's... Ray as captain...

"Instead, if my role makes him clear of anything... that kid works incredibly effectively. I can only think of beating the 'enemy' in front of me without losing my mind. In a way, it's pure... like a street girl."

"I'm... not that kind of girl."

That's what Mr. Watchdog said.

"Like Fujimiya...... you can't fight in a beautiful way. I... am a member of the coarse, rambling Bambalby."

"I guess... I don't think so."

Kyoko sees Barbie...

"... what do you think?

Mr. Barbie is......

"... Market. Say goodbye."

"Mr. Barbie?

Surprise, Mr. Watchdog.

"I... even if they say no, I'm going to follow these incredible Obachans. I don't like losing like this."

"Then I too...!

Mr. Barbie shakes his neck sideways with a bitter look.

"Sorry... Street can't take you"

"... that's it!

"Now I know... these Obachans tell me"

Mr. Barbie says...

"I... always, with my gaze from the top... I'm gonna train you, 'cause I was making you fight all the time"

"No, 'cause that's... that's how you made me really strong"

Mr. Waiter says so desperately...

"That's not true... we were making it easier by putting you forward. I'm sorry, but really... these Obachans are right."

Gripping my fist goodness...... Mr. Barbie.

"So we were... getting weaker. As we left it to the watchman, we blunted our minds and our bodies!

"... maybe. Me too, this Obachan kicked me in the ass earlier, and I get it. I haven't fought this Obachan-level opponent in a while... so I didn't know I was screwed."

That's what Ruby says, too.

"You guys come on... the next time I say Obachan, I'll seriously kill you...!

Kyoko says so.

"Anyway, I want to rebuild myself. So I just have to say goodbye to you here."

"Me too... I'll follow Mr. Barbie. We'll work out together again... that's all for you."

To the two words, Mr. Watchdog...

"Well, please don't say that. No, no!!!

Tears of worn out and large grains.

… and.

"I'll take care of you!!!

Uncle Dadadomu says something terrible.

"Yo, uncle, I'm gonna do my best for you in the street. Whoa! From today on, it's the unit name 'Bamba Domu'! Ah......" You two are bababadmoo! 'I wonder if it's better!

... Yep.

"Mr. Barbie, you don't have to worry about Waiter! I'm sure we'll have a pretty girl like balls next year! Marble Thunder, the crystal of the love of 'The Two Are Babadmu'!!!

Nickah laughs...... Uncle Dada Domu.

"... Kyoko Magnum!!!

To Kyoko's punch, I fly... Uncle Dada Domu!

"... no, no, no, no! Why are you hitting me? Whoa!

"Exactly... I thought you could still stand!

Kyoko, step in!!!

"... Kyoko Phantomuh!!!

............ DOGAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Uncle Dadadomu's body was hooked up to the hallway outside the room......

"... muggy"

I faint, Uncle Dada Domu.

"Contrary to the opponent, it's Dadadomu's move to attack from a blind spot... you can't handle Kyoko's speed and power"

Chief Tanzawa said so.

"... Tanzawa. Can't you do me a favor about Waiter?

Mr. Barbie bows his head to Chief Tanzawa.

"What... you?

"I think it would be best if you asked Tanizawa for your personality."

"Me, too, please"

Mr. Ruby, too, bows his head.

"Wait a minute... Mr. Barbie, Mr. Ruby...!

Mr. Waiter says so...

"As leader of Bambalby 3, I command you. Waiter stays in Japan and trains under Mr. Tanizawa."

"Me and Tsubaki-san will be training with your Obachans."

"Oh, it's going to eat down on these frigid Obachans, so hey!

Smile...... two.

"... but"

Confused...... Mr. Street.

"And one day... once we've achieved each other's training achievements... it's time to organize" Bumbalby 3 "again"

"Oh... I promise you, Watchdog"

Smile at Mr. Waiter...... Mr. Barbie and Mr. Ruby.

"Honestly, me and Mr. Tsubaki... many times now, we've changed the members we work with. I've disposed of the young boys from next to next."

"But you and I have been going on for a long time... street girl. I enjoyed being with you."

"Oh, thank you. Until now, thanks... Waiter."

"... yeah, thanks. Watchdog."

Mr. Waiter......

"... ok. But Bumbalby's not breaking up. I'm on my way to Tanizawa to train! My heart will always be in Bumbalby 3, so hey!

"... Waiter"

"... you are a child!!!

Hissy hugs each other...... three.

… and.

"It's touching, I'm sorry..."

Kyoko says...

"Nothing for us... although I don't remember promising to take you guys?

Mr. Barbie is......

"Yes, we will follow on our own. Even if they push me back... whatever it is, I'm going to eat with it!

"Yes, I will train you desperately!

Kyoko...

"Ah, well... that would be nice."

Niyah, smile.

"You... you said" Obachan "again about us, didn't you?

... Ah.

"... Kyoko Rolling Crash!!!

"... ghhhh!

"... Gu Hin, no, no!

"... Barbie. Come on! Ruby, hey! Hey, hey!"

... That's a tough future.

◇ ◇ ◇

The three men, Mr. Barbie, Mr. Ruby and Uncle Dadadmu, were transported to the emergency room….

Mr. Watchdog followed him.

In the room, it will be just me and Tanizawa, Sister Sho, Kyoko and Miss Cordelia.

"Oh, looks like you're done traveling..."

Miss Cordelia is watching the monitor screen.

The camera footage... shows inside the indoor studio at Mount Green Studios.

Snow is, as always, just a very small, transparent swimsuit......

Oh, and the reporters from all the media companies... they all followed me.

Explosions, flames, raids... our own cars have been destroyed...

Guys, stay calm...

If this happens, I know you think you can't take the original without a little more coverage......

There seems to be no motivation left for the meeting.

"Soon... the second part of the press conference will begin"

That kind of tellup goes on the screen.

... but.

Snow and the reporters were brought here, this indoor studio......

... this.

That's a set of variety shows......

"Kyoko... what are you going to do?

Chief Tanzawa asks.

"No... I don't think it's going to have enough impact as it is now."

With that said...... open the computer Miss Cordelia brought to you.

"... that it's impact?

"Yes... it's still not enough to shock people living in a country called Japan."

Kyoko, with great momentum... manipulates the computer.

"... uh, I will now begin the second part of the press conference"

Ana Okada, for example, declares so.

... Then.

"Hey, hey! What is this about?

'I didn't hear this. Okay, I did!

... Yep.

Until now, the camera didn't show the full view of the studio, though I don't know......

I'm sitting in the MC seat for a variety show...... Anna Okada.

In the guest seat...... Snow.

It also has a proper name plate called "Snow White Slope".

The press reporters...... for some reason, in the audience seat......

And......

At one altar there were... nearly twenty people, lined with funny talents.

'I mean, come on... this was supposed to be our show, wasn't it?!

'That's right. They say it's live tonight, so I've been in the mood for a long time. Whoa!

"You're usually more temperamental!

"... Splash!

... Tense.

"Come on, Splash!"

"I mean, I've been watching it from the studio... but I know what it is. It's a thousand yen!

"Whoa, it's summer. Whoa!

"What, the surprise dodgy tournament just now? I thought it was a funny ultra quiz!

"What's that, a special news show?"

What are you gonna do until you crush our show?

"I'm getting a protest e-mail to the station right now. Also, I'm going to be in flames!

"Hey, you... stop the inflammatory stuff"

"... on the burn. Ugh!

"What about that story?

'... come on, Chiuuuu!

"Plump!"

'So tell him to stop plunging. That's fashionable!

… and.

"Uh, um... it's time to start a meeting."

Anna Okada tells the confused and funny talents.

Because this guy usually specializes in news and political programs......

I can't seem to compartmentalize the laughing talent of the moment.

I mean... because there are no rashes and Anna Okada herself is powered down...

Funny talents can't stop the rampage.

I said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

"This is the Holy Funny Time we've been putting up our bodies!

'Yes, don't take our lives away from us!

"No, that would be too much, you"

'Oh, my God. Eh!

'... come on, Chiuuuu!

"Stop that crap, too!

'... stop, Crane, Bulltozer! Oh, my God!

What the hell, this Nori...

Then... Snow.

'You guys... really, that's boring...!

Shiatsu...... say.

'It's not that funny, but you do a lot of laughs and stuff. I can finally see why TV isn't funny these days......!

And one of the funny talents......

"What the fuck... Temee!

'Don't say "Tsuman" or something. Yikes!

'Yes, even if you think so... don't say it!

"... whoa!

Snow...

'Ha... what's not funny is not funny!

And... the talent of the boy's head in the front row, it's beautiful.

"Oh, my God, Cora... oh my! Because I know! You must be Shirazaka Chuansuke's daughter!

Moments... the performers I was calling for, become scenes.

'... so?

With cold eyes...... Snow Na says.

"How bad did your father do to the world?"

'Oh, yeah... wow, you know what I mean?

Some entertainers get on board with the boy's artists.

But Snow...

'Huh?... what is that? What does that have to do with me?

"Relationships... you must be your father!

'What? If my dad did something wrong, would I be put in jail or something? What kind of untapped world do you live in?

'That's not what I said. Yikes! Shit, I don't feel sorry for the world!

'... there isn't!

Snow says.

"This story is a week late… I'm the victim!

"What the fuck...!

Boy's laughter is even more exciting......

"By and large, you look so horny... you're provoking us!

'That's not true. It's like you guys... something I'm not interested in.'

'So don't say you're not interested!

More and more in the studio, it becomes a sinister air.

"... Oh no, you... with nipple clarity... you, not Bakka!

... What about Snow?

'Cause I like it and I'm not dressed like this. They're threatening to put this on and kill me if I don't get on TV...!

"Oh my God, that's... baka, baka, baka. Are you out of your mind?

The boy's artist stirs up even more.

'... you, I didn't watch. Relay to earlier'

Snow... says.

I said, "Oh, come on, let me do it." You know, explosions, attacks... you can't be serious, can you? Japan is a country governed by the rule of law! It's a developed country!

Even the police were here.

'I don't know... you said you were that police officer, and you wrote' Greater Tokyo Costume 'or' Takado Props' on the back of your jacket anyway, right? Guys, I'm not an extra from * * Production!

… and.

"Uh, gentlemen... look at the monitor on the front."

Anna Okada tells everyone in the studio.

The earphones in my ear seem to have given me some instructions.

The monitor showed... it was a concrete castle earlier.

"Uh, Mr. Kyoko Messer... said he had a warning"

Now there is no more... no one.

They pulled up the police, too.

"What the hell! What the hell is going on here?

The moment the talent in the kid's head says so......

...... dokkaaaaaa!!!

The concrete castle...... from the middle, explodes and blows up!!!

A mass of concrete disperses around.

The entire castle will be engulfed in flames and black smoke......

'... Wow!

The indoor studio where the snowmen were also swayed with gras due to vibrations......

"Over there... until just now, we were there...?

'Yeah, there was such a powerful bomb... planted?

"If it had been bombed, it would have been dead, wouldn't it?

From the reporters in the audience, the voice of fear widens.

'You guys must have made every joke...!

Snow... says.

'This is Genjitsu... a long time ago...!

And touch your underbelly.

'As a genjitsu... we just have to face it right from the front...!

… and.

...... Pyropyropy!

A weird synthetic sound chime rings......

"... Hi! Gentlemen, how are you? Kyoko Messer is currently on the run.

In front of my eyes... Kyoko speaks to Mike.

The voice sounded, seconds late...... inside the studio.

"Oh, this call... because it's sending you over complicated via the Internet and communications satellites... even reverse detection is wasted!

That's bright...... Kyoko.

"All the police in Nippon. Still can't find me?! Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock!

To Kyoko's voice......

"Temee, you're kidding me! Come on! '

Boy's funny talent, screams.

"Oh, I'll tell you what... there's still a bomb of the same power as the explosion right now that I planted. Thank God! Do you want to know how many tricks you set up? Ugh. The answer is... the same number as Snowy Shirazaka's waist. - Shh!

The gaze in the studio gathers in Snow.

"You... how many waists are there?

Funny talent, asks.

"Why, I have to say that on the national broadcast!

"Say it, you idiot!

'I can't tell you. Okay, silly!

… and.

"It's 54...!

Kyoko's voice echoes across the country.

'... Really, dude?

"Ugh, yeah...... well"

… and.

"Ugh, pimp! The truth is, it was 58 ah!!!

...... Kyoko.

'That can't be right. Yikes! 56 Yikes!

Snow shouts...

"The truth is... you're right to stay 54. Snow, since we kidnapped you, you haven't fed me anything loco, because you've just had sex... you seem a little thin. That's the number I weighed before I let you go, so accurate. Yikes!

Kyoko's bright voice is... sounding.

"Most of all... now that you're being forced to get pregnant... your stomach's about to get bigger! Then we'll have to increase the number of bombs too...!

'You... you really planted 54 bombs?

The kid's laughing, screaming.

"What... another shot, you don't trust me if I don't blow it up?

The studio is quiet with the scene.

'... hey, what's the purpose?

To inquire about the kid's funny talent... Kyoko...

"Why do I have to answer you like you...?

'I'm kidding, you... on your own, planting a bomb or something... let it explode and you won't have that saying!

"I'm telling you, I don't want to talk to people like you.

Kyoko stumbles.

'Oh, um... Mr. Kyoko Messer. If you don't mind...... can you tell me?

Anna Okada says...

'Hey, wait a minute. Okada-san... why are you talking to these guys with respect!

To the boy's laughter, Ana Okada...

'I don't know why you don't even think about the possibility of a bomb being planted in this studio!

Turn your face bright red and scream.

'We were... brought to this studio on Mr. Kyoko Messer's instructions!

And Kyoko Messer...

Earlier, it heralds the killing of Snow and all media reporters......

"Yes, your answer... there's one shot there too!

'Wow...!

Makes a fuss...... in the studio!

"Don't move... if anyone escapes the studio, detonate it..."

In a low voice, Mr. Kyoko said.

"From me, I can check all the footage in your studio... you can try to see if it's a lie. If you don't want your life..."

'Hey guys...... don't move!

What you're screaming about is, he seems to be the director of the show.

'Please... calm down, hey'

Kyoko... took Snow and media reporters, funny talents, TV staff hostage...

"I don't know... sitting there, you guys are laughing, right? Try something."

Seeing each other's faces...... funny talents.

"I... on the spot, I'm saying I want a laugh?

… and.

"Hey, I'll do it...... og"

The funny talent of the boy earlier calls out to a man who looks like him.

"... but hey, Snatch"

"Bakka bastard...... here, if you make everyone laugh, we're Legends, right?

"What do you mean..."

… and.

"Ha ha ha ha... now, 'what is it?' funny!

Kyoko laughs.

'Look... let's do it!

'... ugh, yeah'

"Ogsna no, short cont!

"... School at the beginning of the summer holidays"

Two people, start the contest.

... but.

One, boring.

Hey, what the hell......

"What? It's a hundred times more interesting than the story, what you just said."

Kyoko says.

'Oh, no... in this situation, there's no way it's funny!

The kid's laughter... was a snatch... calls out loud.