Pure Love ✕ Insult Complex

1338. TV Honki/Spears So Shaw

"Chestnut Palace Liquidity...... Chestnut Palace Element, Visit!!!

"Likewise...... your chef walnut, guess!!!

Holding a vibrant spear painted with Zhu... the elements and walnuts of Zhu come into the TV studio with freshness.

"Hey... Hey, now what?

Occama columnist Francie asks in surprise.

"Arisu, who is here, is also a lady from a fine house... but my next sister is a famous lady with even more rings."

Eli laughs and says so.

"Yes, the Chestnut Palace... if the world is worldly, I can reveal it to you as the princess of your lord who reigns over a nation"

Arisu... explain with a smile.

"Uh... princess?

Surprise, Snatch.

"Oh, princess... because it's not like wearing a foreign crown. In the case of this sister...... what did you say, the great name of a warring country?

"Chestnut Palace Master's house was sent to the province by the nobleman and Ishigami family in Kyoto as a guardian in peacetime...... he became a samurai by remaining native in Chestnut Palace. Since then, after the Kamakura period and the Muromachi period… it has become the famous name of the 80,000 stones of the Kuriku Palace during the Warring States period, and since the renovation of Meiji, it has placed its seat in the House of Lords as a Chinese…"

To Rie's words...... Nutnuts, a minister of the Chestnut Palace family, explain quickly.

"The element you will find here is the son of Takeaki Kurimiya, the 36th contemporary of the Kurimiya family......!

To match the words of the wax, the elements give a soothing salute.

"... My name is Chestnut Palace Element"

… and.

"Wow... I'm an octopus, but I'm doing 'Historical Woman' again... I know it's the Chestnut Palace House, but isn't it a little bad?

Francie says...

"Hey, what's wrong with you?

Snatch asks whispering......

"The Chestnut Palace family... has been related to various politicians since Meiji... about three of the prime ministers in history should be related to the Chestnut Palace family. I mean... sure about the current Defense Minister...?

"If you are a Chestnut Palace Kanzhou who is a member of the House and worships the Defense Minister... you are my uncle"

The elements...... say.

"... what the fuck is Boai Daijin?

"Tanks, fighters, submarines, people with lots of them!

No, no, the Defense Minister... he doesn't have any weapons personally.

"The Chestnut Palace family... because it is a martial family"

The element tenses its chest...... so answers.

"Yeah, well... Mr. Kurikumiya from the martial arts family, hey, today... what did you want?

To Francie's inquiry......

"The Elementary Lady... is a master of Chestnut Palace Flow Techniques passed down from generation to generation to the Wujia and Chestnut Palace families!

"Today...... I would like to take this opportunity to show you the magic tricks that will be passed on to our home......!!!

Nutcrackers and elements answer with pride.

"Oh, you can use the big one over there."

Lightly...... Snow says.

"Oh, camera guy... sorry, but show him right. He's Minister Bowie's niece, so if you take it badly, it could be a big deal!

Kukuku and Snow Na laugh.

No, no, no... There's no way the Defense Minister can do anything against the TV station cameras.

Still...... where there is nothing in the wide TV studio, the element and the wax switch to a scene where they confront each other with a spear.

"... and then, walnuts"

"Yes... lady"

The two of you... put up a spear.

"Uh... there's no squatting or 'please'?

Francie says so...

"There's no such thing as' sports martial arts'..."

"Those sisters'... because they remain as they were during the Warring States"

The twins look at Giro and Francie...... say.

"... swah!!

"... hah!!

Elements and walnuts... roll out spears at each other!

Red spear swinging heavily......

The silver blade at the tip of the ear reflects the lights in the studio and gleams.

They both attack the target's spear in a critical fashion, as it flows.

The spear attack continued as if it were a dance.

"... is that the spear of the real thing?

"Of course... I can hang up, I can poke you, I can kill you"

"And that spear... because they say it's the same as it used to be"

To Snatch, the twins answer.

"But what... graceful, beautiful...!

It's only natural for Francie to say so.

In keeping with Sister Xiang's plan... the elements and walnuts are told to combine only the most magnificent moves of Kurimiya Ryu technique to 'perform martial arts'.

Because they've been archaic to each other since childhood...... they were showing off their struggle in perfect harmony.

"... hey, haha!

"... yeah do it, huh!

Thin, poor girls...... gently wield long, dangerous spears and continue the beautiful struggle.

... and.

"... Chestnut Palace Stream Okiyoshi, Phantom Oolo Butterfly!

"... Chestnut Palace Stream Okiyoshi, Shadow Dow Pluto Slash!

Elements and Nutnuts roll out moves at the same time!!!

"... HIYAH!!!!

"...... TOYAH!!!!

A move that was intensely streamlined... stops in an instant.

Pitty...... we both stopped each other's spears in front of each other.

"... you've improved quite a bit, Nutcracker"

The element smiles at the knuckles.

"It is a gift of instruction for the elementary lady."

The wax also smiles back at the element.

They both pull spears sooo at the same time......

Towards the camera, I thanked him.

Chestnut Palace's "Performance Martial Arts" is over.

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"Yes, yes, Elemental Sister and Nutmeg Sister, please come here!

"Please sit here!

Eli and Lie in a very small bikini… Prepare a pipe chair to sit on the elements and walnuts.

And... the table for putting up the spear that had been hidden in the back in advance will also be carried in a trolley.

"... excuse me"

"... excuse me"

Elements and walnuts put precious spears on the table...... sit in a chair.

"You were moving around so much, you're not sweating either of us"

Francie looks at the cool-faced elements... and says...

"You don't seem to sweat at this level of archaeology...... Norms don't work"

The elements, with a smiling smile...... answer.

"Hey Spear...... can I have it?

Snatch asks......

"Yeah, go ahead."

"Bring my spear"

Nutcrackers hand their spears to Snatch.

"Oh... you're not as heavy as you look. But that's... that's the blade of the real thing ahead"

"You can't work too much..."

The elements...... say.

"When the feet with long spears confront each other in the samurai field and become glued... it is a spear for the samurai that will be slashed from the side"

The wax smiles.

"I have heard that my ancestor, Chef Shilowzaemon... has taken over the samurai general with this spear."

"Huh... this is the spear you were seriously using?

Snatch hastily returns the spear to the wax.

"Yes, today... I came with the spear of a family heirloom. My spear is also a specialty named Ghost Spear."

The elements also...... caressed their spears and replied so.

"That's awesome... you're archaic to ancestral moves with old-fashioned spears, aren't you?

"Yes, I protect the Kurikumiya house moves... with me and my nuts"

To Francie, the element answered.

"But I don't know about spears... are there uses or something in this day and age?

Snatch spoke the question everyone thought.

"Right...... I don't think these authentic spears will be used on the battlefield anymore"

The element, when I say so... smiles nicely...

"But Chestnut Miyagi spear moves are useful in modern times."

"Oh, wait... I'll bring it now"

Eli and Rie run with patties... from outside the studio, pushing the wagon.

"... what is it?

Francie and Snatch showed interest on the wagon….

There were many "umbrellas for protection" prototyped by Kazuki Security Services.

"This is... although it looks like a normal sun umbrella"

The element rises...... when you get to the front of the wagon, take a bottle of sun umbrella...... open.

"On this umbrella axis… we use lightweight reinforced alloys that we use for batons etc."

It is true that the shaft of the umbrella...... is thicker than the normal one.

"No matter how shocked you are, you won't bend. It's made very strong."

The element shakes the sun umbrella like a short spear...... shush and both hands.

"With this... we can repel you for being attacked by a thug"

"Oh, I see... you can use your umbrella to protect yourself"

Francie nods loudly.

"Then let's actually try...... Sister Mitama, 'Stealth Kinuka', please!

Eli calls me...... Mitama and Kinuka show up armed.

Mitama in a very small bikini...... was holding an iron tonfer in both hands.

If you're Kinuka, masked in a sneak outfit... it's an iron pipe.

"Go ahead, try to attack us from behind."

With the elements, the walnuts also head to the center of the studio with the 'protective sun umbrella'.

"… will not be reduced"

"That is my courtesy as an Anjong Liu Fist"

Mitama and Kinuka...... tell the elements.

"Yes, we also... will eliminate you in the name of Kuriyamiya Ryutsu."

"Anytime."

Elements and walnuts turn their backs on the Mitamas.

"... sorry!

"... sorry!

Mitama and Kinuka strike into the elements at the same time!

"... Shh!!

...... Bathywyn!!!

I took the attack from behind... the elements and the walnuts with the "Protective Sun Umbrella"!

... Keep it up!

"... do it, do it because of it!

"... make it do it!!

Using 'Sun Umbrella' as a spear...... out to fight back!

Because I've been practicing all week...... 'Protective Sun Umbrella' manipulates freely!

...... kan, kan, chin!!!

Reinforced frame of 'Protective Sun Umbrella' and...... Tonfer and Iron Pipe......

Metal and metal are pounding hard to make a flashy noise!

"... No, no, no!

"... go, go, go!

The apparent struggles look like each other......

It's obviously a weapon, Tonfer, and from the looks of it, into a vicious iron pipe...

The elements, at first glance, are confronted with luxurious sun umbrellas….

Pictorially...... the elements and the walnuts seemed to bounce back the disadvantages.

"Yes, yes, yes - that's it -!

"That's it!!!

The twins...... make the four fight stop.

"I mean... even if your martial arts masters Mitama sisters attack you with a weapon that looks bad..."

"With this umbrella, we can fight it well."

"So, you know, the morons and perverts around there... you can take them down with one blow"

"Chestnut Palace Sisters'" Umbrella Escort "is awesome!

Eli and Lie appeal to the camera… cheerfully.

"Besides these sun umbrellas, there are also regular folding umbrellas"

The wax came from the wagon, took another prototype... and showed it to the camera.

"I see... you're using a light, zesty, unbreakable frame, even if it looks like a regular umbrella. This and… using your spear technique, you mean the new 'protective technique'"

Francie holds the umbrella above the wagon... says:

"Oh, really... you weigh nothing like a regular sun umbrella. But this axis... Oh, it's awesome. It's stiff. My power doesn't bend first..."

"I can't do it either. This is amazing."

Snatch also wields a boom and sun umbrella.

"So what... are you using this umbrella to do a 'protective arts' classroom or something?

"Either way, I intend to"

To Francie's question, the element answers.

"We are now looking for a place to become the" Chestnut Palace Flow Art and Protective Arts Dojo "..."

"But this is going to be fashionable... this umbrella is fashionable"

"Oh, there's no such thing as a protective weapon..."

Of course, it's a prototype that Sister Xiang instructed me to make.

Even as a sun umbrella, it is of high quality… it is finished with good taste.

"A princess in a hell of a place can teach you" protective techniques, "right? The moves since the Warring States themselves... I think they attract the hearts of women who love history."

"... thank you"

The elements smile and say thank you.

"If I specifically decide where 'the classroom' is or something...... I'll also let you know on this show!

Lier turned to the camera...... that's what I said.

"Well then... today, to the usual members... add Arisuchi Sagama, Elemental Sister Chestnut Palace and Sister Kurumi, and we will send them to you!

Eli declares well.

"What the... you're like always from here, huh? Is that how this works?

Snatch asks the twins.

"That's right. Guests aren't coming any further... I'll leave you to Brother Snatch from here."

Eli answers.

"But... all the cute kids, they seem to get together so much and have a lot of fun"

"Ex-lady and active lady will be asked to speak... a lot."

Snow laughs niggardly.

"Oh, well... from here on out, as usual. Let's start by asking everyone to comment on the main news that happened this week..."

Snatch will host the show as usual......

The stars will say whatever they want about what's happening in the world... it's the usual corner of Snow TV.

"... me or something, I think. What about you guys?

As always, lavishly...... with Snow Na saying mundane things......

Unknown to the public, I give a suttonkyo opinion...... the contrast between the arisoya elements was interesting.

Through this corner, the viewers will once again… confirm that Arisuyu Element is the maid of fame for the real thing….

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"Not so far... Sounds good"

I was... in the TV station's modest room, watching the broadcast.

Arisuya, the elements, to cheer up the nuts...... I'm even coming to the TV station today.

...... Conn.

The door to the modem was knocked.

"... it's me"

It's Sister Shang......

"Please, come in..."

Sister Shang today... dressed as a TV station employee or some entertainment production employee...

In a suit and tight skirt a little more flashy than usual...... wearing glasses.

"I just got an angry call from the Chestnut Palace house."

...... yeah.

"Quite angry... the fact that the elements are on a nasty TV... with the lady of the fallen saddle horse is unforgivable."

... I guess so.

From the Chestnut Palace family's stature......

of Shirazaka Chuangsuke's daughter, who became the enemy of the people...... Yukinoya...

Eli or Lie, Yakuza's daughter......

Funny artist snatch or okama columnist Francie......

And... Arisu of the Saddlehorse family stripped of her famous home status...

It would be impossible to talk about these people and the fact that the main lady of the Chestnut Palace family... will be on TV together.

"Though it was appropriately decorated"

Sister Xiang smiles, nigga......

"Now... all the stories of Elementary's dowry will disappear"

Yes... that's what we're after.

"As for the Chestnut Palace family... it's not about sending out the elements that have become the 'shame of the house' to other houses"

Because I have my pride as a famous family......

"So the elements and the walnuts... you mean we'll keep them here, right?

"Yeah, that's how I put the story together... because they don't know how to handle the elements anymore in the chestnut house...!

All right... that's it.

The elements and the walnuts... keep it up, it's my thing...