Rakugo in Another World

A few days later, Sitopia National Castle's downtown town "Ultra Raku Tavern".

Guests are full. Today, the shop is bustling with visitors of all races and races from all over the terminal to see Rakutei Ichifuku's rakugo at a glance.

"Er, the other day, I only played a song called" Kome "here once.As the title suggests, I would like to praise my child and have his/her parents drink alcohol, but this seems not to have been very well received here.So I was wondering if there was a "○ ○ praise" that would suit the preferences of people in this world.Well, that's no good. "

Smile and set the hem of the kimono.

"In other words, no matter how many times I twist my head on the desk, I can't do a different world rakugo.This culture must be rooted in human life.I realized that it wasn't easy for me to make it, not even a month after I was summoned.Oh, I'm so glad I just found out.You're studying everything.Depending on the situation, it may be possible to create a work that is more interesting and reasonable for people who have lived a long life and are chopped up.Huh? "So what are you doing today?"Yeah, it sounds very reputable.As expected by our customers, today, of course, we will do a "Sword Praise". "

Applause and whistle echo from the guest seat just by saying the title.Then Ichifuku frowned and smiled bitterly.

"I've had a lot of requests for Sword Compliments lately, so I'm sorry.No, if you're just doing the same thing, you'll get the image of yourself as a liar.I don't hate to play Hobbit-san's Seaf, but would you say it would narrow my range as an entertainer...?Sometimes I want to do "Samuel of Megur".Well, it's my recommendation.... why can't you let me do what I like?This will make me the most disgusting raven. "

With one blessed mouth, there was an unexpected laugh from the guest seat.

Until the voice subsides, Ichifuku waits with a smile.And when he calmed down, he started talking again.

"Now, let's go out for a while...Now, there was a culture of praising someone or something in any age, anywhere in the world.The question is what and how to praise.Now, one Hobbit is now in the terminal, boasting an unprecedented popularity (laughter), watching something called "rakugo" and thinking about some bad tricks..... "

That said, Ichifuku slowly slaps the fan.

At that moment, the world changes.

Oh no, I'd like to see him say Hanashika from other worlds.I didn't really get it. "

One blessing has already become a hobbit.A slightly bent down, smaller, gazing around, open-eyed, loving character appears.

"Kome"?Honestly, it was like, um...In the first place, they don't praise their children.Well, I'd be glad to be praised for anything.Something's different.And praise the color of your skin?How old are you? Huh!What would it be like to say that at the terminal?

A hobbit that stretches its shoulders and sharpens its lips.

It may be credible to say that Hanashika finally came from another world.Either that or an outrageous public ignorance.That would be the end without the facial and lackey skills, personal goodness and calm atmosphere.Oila? I don't know if I'm being mean or complimentary about Hanashika right now... "

Regular customers laugh funny.Those who saw it for the first time laughed with relief.Know the rules with the surrounding air.It is also the depth of rakugo.

"But it's not bad to praise something and get the other person in a mood...Would you like me to give you a little reference?Let me show you how Oira works here. "

That said, Hobbit looked around and looked at one person.

That warrior's husband!Yes, yes, it's you.

"... you mean me?

A tough and powerful warrior slowly arrives in front of Hobbit.

Yes, you already have.

"... what do you want?

Looks down at an opponent who is smaller than his shoulder in a sexy manner.The opponent was Hobbit's Seaf in a dirty look.It's not impossible.

"(... let's start with that) Your face burns in the sun and it's completely black.Are you worried?

"Hmm. I don't care where the warrior told me to color my skin."

The warrior answers in flashbacks.

Isn't that right? That's right.No, I think that's good, warrior.Hey, you look young anyway.How old are you?

"Me? I'm 40 years old."

40 years old! Ah, I thought she was about 35 years old. "

The warrior answers the words in an even more frustrated manner.

Hmm! What a pleasure it is for a warrior to be told to be young!If that's all I can say, I'm leaving!

"Ah, swimmersen swimmersen. That's not what I meant.I'm praising you.No, Swimmersen (... look at that.I'm mad at you. It won't do anything.)

Hobbit mutters to himself.

"(... I knew that wasn't a good idea.... look, it's not Lakgo's hideout, but Oila will show you how to praise the terminal adventurer) "

Hobbit changed his face and smiled, pointing at the warrior's shoulder.

"Milord, your armor.It's quite a substitute.

"Nh... is that so?Does a guy like you know?

Hobbit didn't miss that the warrior's expression softened his feelings, although it was an unforgettable answer that remained unchanged.

Oh, I understand.That armor saved your life over and over again.Especially that shoulder pad. Oh, it's really round.It's such a rounded shoulder pad, that's why I didn't see you.

Oh, can you see that!!

A warrior who opened his eyes and shouted with joy with his hands on Hobbit's shoulders.

Hobbits nodded so many times.

Hey, it's a beautiful round.I can see the power of the craftsmen.It would be a famous shoulder pawn craftsman to create this roundness. "

That's right. This is a shoulder pad handled by the famous Sipospok. "

"Heh! Cipospok?That's what they call the "Fengyun of the Shoulders"!

Shortly after the armor incident, the customer laughed like an idiot.

I honestly don't really understand the clasp, but the warrior is very happy when he says, "Armor shoulder pads are round."

It's an iron plate at the current terminal.It was common sense. It seems that the more favorable the shoulder pawn craftsmen are today than the armor craftsmen, the more attentive the warriors are to their shoulder pads.

Ichifuku interpreted it as if a salesman cared about a tie or a tie pin, and then depressed his common sense into his senses.

I recall Ihebko's advice.

"Ipk's husband. Is that okay?Please round the corners to the rabbit.I don't mind telling you this at all.Because it's only interesting if it's a big deal.Then, "Shipo Spock, the Wind Cloud of the Shoulder World."Please make absolutely no mistake about this.If you don't give me that name, I don't mind if you snap Oila's neck. "

Hey, round is round!I thought it would be like a full moon or a jijijii bald head.No, I have to put my husband's shoulder pads on that list."My husband's shoulder pads on a full moon!If you do this rounded, Wolf will tail you and run away!". This guy has a good balls.No, I mean, it's about yesterday's shoulder pad, even though it's round, it's a little elliptical, it's like a triangle, and inside it's like, "Isn't this square closer than a round?As long as it's sad, there are a lot of substitutes.But my husband's shoulder pads are really round!!With its metallic roundness to the artistic level, practicality and style beauty dance the dance of lust.Oila, I can't stand it anymore!!Mister, may I take a look at this?

She closed one eye and stared at the fan on her shoulder pad with a body that could not be seen or touched.

Ah, it's a perfect 30-month diameter!Amazing!

You don't have to bother to measure it!Where did you get it from?

There is a big smile all over the pub on this folding.People are knocking on walls and tables, and wizards are flying and laughing with floating magic.

The majority of the guests in Ultra Raku Taverns are warriors, wizards, or adventurers.

To make a story for them, you must be someone who knows them well.

Hobbit Ibuko is small and powerless, so he always has to act with warriors, wizards, and other adventurers.Instead, you will be allowed to accompany me by unlocking the chest and checking the trap.

It is a life in which relationships are greatly enhanced.I realize that it is not a big deal to grow my life to keep rumors in the alley and stories in the fashion.

"Sword praise" was a story that could not be thought of by Damaya or Klange, who only knew about the royal palace.

"Milord, that's not all.My husband praises me. "

Yeah, what's next?I don't like it very much.

Warriors are no longer alert.I can't help being praised for the roundness of my shoulder pad.

There's a letter "J" on the helmet's forehead.

In just one word, a giggle already occurs in the tavern.

"J's symbol" on the helmet.That is the state of the art of fashion for warriors today.

Indeed, all the warriors who passed each other outside the tavern were equipped with a helmet with the letter "J" written on their foreheads.

"Current affairs stories". It is as important an essence as the main part of rakugo.

"Oh, do you know this" J "?"

The warrior took off his helmet and stood in front of the hobbit.

I know."Justice". It must be the "J" of justice. "

Yeah, that's right.

This "J" was found to be written on the brave man's forehead, and it seems to have become explosive.It's the same as the clothing and accessories that talents love to wear.

In the helmet shop, helmets with "J" written on them are arranged in the front row, and even "J craftsmen" who make only the letters of "J" appear.The terminal was full of souls.

The dazzling Hobbit praises as he alternates between the warrior and the helmet.

Hey, the "J" of justice suits my husband well, no, justice suits my husband well.You should enter the contest in front of the castle gate next time.You're going to win the Best J Nist Award!

Fufufu, I don't know.

The warrior flips over and over again.My face is fuzzy. I'm in the mood to climax.

"Best, Best, Best J Nist Award...Kukuku... Kukukuku..... "

Looks like one of the warriors got the best of him, hugging his stomach, pushing himself down to the table and laughing.

"Oh, hey. Guts are laughing!

"What? Usually super cool and smellless guts...!I've never seen it before. "

"What is this?Magic!?

The tavern is a mess.

If you've already asked me to have a drink at this point, I'm sure you'll be happy to have as many drinks as you want.

"(... but Oira.I don't want to drink alcohol anyway, right?) "

Hobbit shouts loudly at the finish and starts "Sword Praise" as the title says.

Now, my husband is the most extreme.It's a good sword.

"... fufufu. You finally told me, Hobbit.This sword?

When the warrior laughed with joy, he pulled out the sword he was holding and stood in front of him.

Ah, it's a beautiful sword.It's a famous sword, isn't it?

You want to hear it? This sword is called "Buster Sword."

When he heard the name, Hobbit rounded his eyes and shouted loudly.

The Buster Sword! The famous one! The Buster Sword whose hero Eldoral is said to have defeated the Demon King Luradore 1254 years ago!?Also known as "Kobolt Killer"!?

Oh, that's right.Exactly. Hahahaha "

"Well, Hobbit is just arranging the right age, the right hero name, the right demon king name and the right alias, but it feels too good to be fooled by this warrior, just nodding with a smile.Yes, this is what warriors are all about. "

The familiar warrior says, "Hey Ipk, don't fool a warrior!The wizard's guest laughs at the signal of "Tsukkomi."Yes, warriors are muscle to the brain.Looks good, Mr. Ipk!The warriors are looking at me.

Hey, what's good about that sword is that it's better not to chat like an oila.But if you hear clearly, you can hear a harsh voice."I am the Buster Sword. I fought the devil with a brave man..."

Well, can you hear the voice of this sword...

At last, the warriors actively start talking about things they don't understand.

Hobbit asks as he kneads.

"So, husband. Let me ask you something I don't know.Dear Buster Sword, how much power do you have to attack?

Ah, his attack power is 200.

The word 200 surprised Hobbit with his eyes rounded.

Attack 200? Hey, isn't it low?Looks like 300 anyway. "

Hobbit said with 100 more power than the actual attack.

The warrior will surely be pleased if he tells the truth.

No, no, that's not it.

The warrior waves his hand, but Hobbit waves his head more powerfully.

No, no, that's definitely the wrong measurement.The Harzion Weapon Defense Effect Measurement Association is doing the right thing!Oila's eyes won't be deceived.Yeah, this is definitely a measurement error. "

Hobbit was angry, but when he came up with something, he hit his hand.

Ah! Or maybe the strength of the sword, combined with my husband's rare warrior virtues, reflected his attack power 100 times higher than it actually did.

"... fufufu, well.When a true warrior meets a true sword, numbers don't make sense. "

The warrior rubs his index finger under his nose with a fuzzy face.

Um, sir, I'm just asking you a big favor.

What is it? Call me. "

"Do you mind if I pretend here?No, I really wanted to see you waving that sword. "

Hobbit brightens his eyes and appeals to the warrior to worship.

"... fufufu, I don't mind."

The warrior held his sword in front of his eyes and slowly raised it up, so he shook it down.

Wow......!!!!!

The next moment, Hobbit raised his voice and made a butt mochi.

"What's the matter? Suddenly you shout out loud.Are you okay?

"Say... no, now.Even though it was so far away, the moment my husband pretended... * giggle *!Well, it feels like Oira herself has been cut.... hey, this is what the rumors say, he's a master.No, no, thank you very much. "

"Well, did I show you my vision of taking lives...?This is the traditional sword technique "Dead or Alive" passed down to the terminal... "

The dance went too far, and the warrior was completely ready.

And the final finish is vivid.

Milord, may I see that sword a little closer?

Oh, I don't mind.

Warriors are immersed in their world.He gives out his sword without any vigilance and without looking at the other person.

The moment Hobbit received the sword...

"Pyuu!!Run away in a glance like an arrow.Because it is a hobbit seaf that boasts speed.The warriors will never catch up.I hid in the alley for a while, and when it was almost cold, I sold my sword to a weapon dealer and replaced it with a hip.No, I can't believe I'm using rakugo to think bad things.I'm impressed by your anger and stupor. "

One blessing speaks, and soon returns to Hobbit.

"Ahahah! It worked!Well, you were lucky to sell it for 500 hips.It was a business there, I knew it. "

Hobbit walks down the road with one hand unloading a hip bag with joy.

Anyway, you can praise the sword, let it alarm you and take it away.A warrior should praise his sword.Because I don't have enough ottoms, I usually gave them to Pong at the end.Hey, it worked!

"Come on, Hobbit, this tasty mouth is clever and cunning, but I don't hate it anywhere.We'll find the next duck soon. "

Ooh, let's go to him next.I don't feel strong, but the black sword on my back is quite a monkey. "

"Now, the person Hobbit saw at this time.You look like a telescopic young man, but you're actually a terrible person..... "