Rakugo in Another World

Ba...... bugger!!

Hobbit points at the brave man and screams.In response, the brave man smiled invincibly.

Bugs? Right.That's a great... compliment. "

After the words of the sage, a big applause occurred when ICHIBUKU lowered his head.

"Sword praise" was also very popular that day.

Especially the scene when Hobbit was played by the Hero and the Magic Sword was painful, and the scene when the dragon fell from the sky, there was a big applause as the tavern rocked.From the face of playing Ichifuku to the dialogue to the flipping voice, from nothing to nothing.Everyone was intoxicated by the pathetic and pathetic act of Hobbit.

Ichifuku was convinced.The people at the terminal basically like it flashy.

And susceptible to various influences.For example, there is a hobbit who tries to put "kome" into "sword praise".

Frankly speaking. To put it badly, it's simple.

"That's right. If Lucca is wearing a shoulder pad, we're gonna have to."

"That's right!

There was another example here.As one warrior said, others agreed and began to rub their shoulder pads one after the other.

"No, if you do that, you'll have to change your muscles again.Please don't do this. "

"Well, that means you might be able to hear another version of Lord Ipk's Sword Praise.Hey, guys, come on!Gift!! Give me your shoulder pad!

"Oh no...."

A customer laughs when he sees his blessed face leaning in trouble.

Klange was laughing at the sight in front of her.

― ― You yourself said that you are a newcomer, but you have completely blended into the terminal already.It was also an accident of the person's personality and integrity.

Ihabuko, who was at the counter, talked to Ichifuku, who had fled the center of everyone.

"Dear Mr. Ipk, Thank you very much."

"Ah, this is Dr. Ihebko, did you come here?"

"Yes, on the way.Well, it was a big day, too.The boulder is a celebrity, Ipku-sama. "

"No"

Ifuku stared at Ifubeko with a wave of hands.

"And it's all because of Dr. Ifbeko's arrangement."

When they say that, Ihebko always laughs with such a delicate and pathetic expression as joy.

"No, I was abusing an important raven... I'm really sorry about Ipk-sama."

"Ahahah. That is certainly not a good thing.But the sword was returned to the other party, and the gendarmerie forgave him personally, so he could no longer be charged. "

"I was lucky.Not at all. "

Although the original thief himself was a bad thing, Ibuko thought that he had been punished for exploiting another world culture and plotting evil tricks.You've crossed a line you shouldn't have crossed.

But, Ihebko-san, that outfit is starting to change.

Looking at Ihebko's costume, Ichifuku smiles.

"Please stop. Because sheeps are life-saving.You can't run if you're wearing this.I really don't like it. "

Ihebko wears a cloak with an embroidered Sitopia army crest.No, rather than weaving it, it's buried.He says he hasn't finished his cape yet.Another embroidery on the shoulder.A picture of feathers and axes intersecting is depicted.

"Professor Ihebko is no longer a seaf.You don't have to wait for me to run. "

"Exactly. This kind of exception is usually, or never, possible."

Damaya brings in a good sidekick.

"Oh, this is Damaya's husband.Good work. Is that it? You haven't let me into the royal palace yet?Speaking of which, I've never seen you inside. "

"Ki, you aaaaaahh!!

Damaya was knocked out with a single blow.

Well Damaya-sama.Ihebuko-sama, please do as much as that. "

Crane holds between the two.

"Ah, this is Master Kraner, thank you."

Ibuko greets happily.But he said with a bitter, bitter look immediately.

"I don't want to, Master Krane.I can't believe it's "Ihebuko-sama."I don't mind throwing away things like oils. "

"No, that's not how it works.Because Ihebuko-sama's position is this. "

"That's a side job.I just hate it when Lakka tells me to do it. "

When Ihebko said so, Ichifuku and Klane laughed at the same time.

"This is where Oila's main business is."

Having said that, Ibuko handed a notebook with several thin pieces of paper spelled out on it.

"Ipku-sama, this is the next script for Eternal."

"This is this.Thank you very much, Dr. Ihebko. "

Ippuku bows his head respectfully and receives the notebook.

"I've put in the part that I discussed with Mr. Ipk."

"Yes, tell me more about the terminal."

Ihebko was bought the skill of "Sword praise" and became a scriptwriter who created a different world graffiti.

In addition, he has been given the greatest mission to save the country's crisis, both personally and verbally, and belongs to a special unit.

Damaya thought of going around.

Lucca encountered the rakugo and encountered the magic sword.

Ihebko, who met Rakugo, came up with a bad trick and met Racca.

Rakka made Ihebko meet ICHIBUKU, and ICHIBUKU got a new rakugo.

Ifbeko belongs to the army and is talented.

Is this connection a coincidence?

This is what the Prophet says...

"Help Ipk's husband.That's the bargain for your absolution. "

Ihebko, who had abused "Kome" to work as a sword thief, was told so by Racca and had no choice but to obey.

"That's what you do.And one more thing, I'll give you a little side job. "

"Side business...?"

"Ah, follow me!

And he was taken to the royal office.Before the minister.Ihebko couldn't even afford to see him.

Hey, Jima.

Raise one hand and say hello lightly.The minister screams when he looks at Lucca, no, he looks at the big sword on Lucca's back.

"Lucca! Lord, the sword on your back.A magic sword!What happened to the sword?

"Holy Sword? Yeah, I sold it at a weapon store.It was in a strange shape.It's not ambidextrous, me. "

"Sold!!??I sold the Holy Sword!??? "

Kerakera laughs at the minister, pointing at the minister who takes the reaction as his eyes pop out.

"Ah, that's the best reaction I've ever done.Let me see my husband one day. "

"What are you laughing at?Something's wrong. What are you laughing at when you sell the sword?

I sold it for 16 hips, by the way.

"An!!!!!Saint Ken An!!!!!

"But hey... I'm not kidding you because you're 16 hips."

"So what the hell is that?!!!!"

The voltage has gone up too much.Could the minister have a heart attack as it is?The secretary who was watching from behind was uncomfortable.

I don't know if I noticed the secretary's gaze, but Lucca changes her story in good time.

"Oh, no, no.I didn't come here to talk about it today. "

"Hmm... there's something more important than selling off the sword!

Lucca can thrust her index finger.Fufufufu, the brave man laughed invincibly and said.

"There it is.I've been looking for you, and I've found a good man.It's called "Ihebuko."

"So, where is it?Where there are those who are fighting.Absolutely... I'm really close.Oh, there it is. "

Having been called by soldiers, Ihebko scratches his way through the noise and refreshment with a familiar step.

"Already, everybody. Another fight?Oh, you must be Dark Elf's sister.What are you mad at?Did they tell you why the Dark Elves on the Devil's side are in the Cytopia?Oh, no?... did the dwarf fool you about the color of your skin?Can't forgive me?... haah.That's not true.I apologize if I'm wrong, but that person must have looked at my sister's dark, obsolete, delaying, beautiful, crystalline skin like the devil's wings, and it was illuminated.Isn't that where you've been looking at your sister?Isn't it? Oh, yeah.I knew it. And your sister said, "What are you staring at?"Ah, Thunderstar? In that case, the other person will return the condition like, "I felt disgusted with that horrible black skin."Even if you don't think about it... it's a selling word.Hide it. Isn't that what dwarfs are for?You've known such a wise elf for 1,000 years, haven't you?Here, take a look.As proof, Dwarf's husband is bright red. "

When Ihebko says so, the opponent's dwarf screams that it's not a trap.

"Nah, what are you talking about, Ihabko?Oh, I wouldn't be able to watch such an ominous woman like that!!

"Well, calm down, my husband.It's a waste of a fine beard.Be a man. "

"That's why it's different...."

I don't know what that was, but even my fellow dwarves get up and get rid of it.It was filled with smiles.

"It's a big deal....."

"Ah, this is the Vice General.I see, Captain General. "

The commander-in-chief, who was watching the whole thing, walked underneath Ihebko.Ifbeko pays tribute to the military ceremony.

"One week after you assumed your role as an intermediary for the Elfdwarf Special Alliance, they have lost more than half of their lives.Formation exercises and battle exercises are now exceptionally well coordinated. "

"No, because Hobbit was originally a species that interacted with both Elves and Dwarves.Besides, it wasn't Oila, I was a seaf and an adventurer, so I'm used to interacting with rough people.It was just a coincidence. "

Remember modesty. It is also the temperament of Ihebuko, the unconscious charm.

"More than that, I think this is a great country called Cytopia."

"This country?

Yeah, Ihabko nods mysteriously.

"He gave me the whereabouts of an exiled race like ours and even a job title... that's why I told everybody when I took office."

Ihebko said this in front of Elves and Dwarves when he took over as an intermediary.

"You are elves and dwarves, and each may have different cultures, values, and ways of life.But the only thing I can say is that everyone here, including me, is a citizen of a cytopian country.I'm not asking you to abandon your home.To reward the country for what it has picked up.Could that in turn lead to a snowfall in the diaspora?In order to do that, you shouldn't fight with each other, right?No, well, if you don't fight, there's no point in oiling anymore, so just a little bit, sir. "

"That was really wonderful and interesting....."

"Ahahah, please don't compliment me too much.It's my exclusive patent. "

That said, the captain laughed strangely.

"I'm sorry about that.Bye bye. "

"Ha!"

Praise the skin, praise the beard, praise the country.

No one hates being praised.However, there was no culture in the terminal to praise them.

Culture, however, changes and is created by the flow of time.

I'll even praise the baby.

--That way, Ipku-sama may even be able to play the important "kome" of her hometown.

A new wind was about to blow in the terminal.

"How old is Dark Elf's sister? 200?Hey, you look young.No, sister. In any case, 100 is there. "

"Ahahah! Is there someone who says 100 years younger?I like you!

"Oh, husband. When did you buy the sword?

"Oh, good.I just bought it today. "

"Today? Really?That looks new. "

"New from today? Then what does it look like?

Ibuko answered the question with a full smile.

"Oh, it looks like the iron scum that the blacksmith's father just started beating."

Everyone around laughed.Ihebko's shoulders were embraced, and the elves and dwarves were one under laughter.

Ihebko of the Hobbits. Use your personality, ingenuity, and tip to join the Cytopia Army Elf Dwarf Special Alliance as an intermediary.He later renamed himself Usosho and ascended to the Chief of Staff of the Cytopian Army as a grassroots division of inter-ethnic life.