Rakugo in Another World

Today, the Tavern of Extreme Raku is still busy.

As you know, Rakutei Ichifuku's world of rakugo was about to begin.Amateur during the day, Eternal during the night.at that part of the day.

"Uh, guys. Everyone has a mistake.Wrong words, wrong listening, wrong writing, wrong looking.Especially this afternoon, there are a lot of customers wearing robes and a lot of wizards, so if you make such a mistake, it will be a big deal.Well, it doesn't seem to be necessary to be particularly accurate about everything about spells in this world, but I can still say it right... "

One blessing slams the ground with a fan.

At that moment, the world changes.

Master!

An elf girl knocks on the door.

What is it?

It was High Elf's master who came out sleepy.

Master! I want to be a fine wizard soon!Tell me the magic!

Master answers the girl without trying to hide the annoying expression.

I would have told you yesterday if it were magic."Humbaba"... "

I completely mastered "Humbaba" yesterday!!

When the word "Humbaba" appeared, all the wizards in the venue laughed angrily.All are indispensable.

"Humbaba" is magic that finds horse shit on the field and makes it shine in gold.It was a pleasant magic that was nominated each year as "the 10 best magic magicians to choose, if not, but thrive at the annual meeting."

The story was completely in the wizard's pocket, and the disciple rubbed the back of an old wizard class who was smiling.The grip is in excellent condition.

Alright then, next up is the superior version of "Humbaba" magic "Bumbabon".....

"I don't want to remember Bumbabon!"Who gets the magic of horse shit spinning and flying in the sky!

Don't make a fool of "Bumbabon".If I fly it to the farmer's field, it'll really please me.... "

I don't care about that!He wants to learn cool magic that can be used in more battles!

On the girl's sword screen, the master said that he was a little pressured and raised his hand as if he had thought.

Okay, okay.I'll teach you "Amateur Terrace."

Ah, that's good!Amateur Terrace. Looks good!

Amateur Terrace is a famous light magic in the terminal and one of the basic magic that is not so difficult.Light attack magic, one shot for slime, three shots for goblins, etc.

Alright, now I'll write you a note.I'm going to practice where there's nobody here.That's good.

Yes!

Okay, I'll write it down."Umiteras Solateras Yama Terrace Amaterasu" and.... "

Master who runs brushes on slash and paper.When I finish writing, I give the paper to the disciple girl.

Well, I wrote it down here.First, you have to train alone.That's good. "

Yes, Master, I'm going out!

The elf girl grabbed the paper with joy and left.

The remaining master sighs and stands alone.

"... oh dear, it's nice to have him as an apprentice, but he came with such enthusiasm to study.I learned magic because I was sorry for the trouble.Most of the wizards in the world are the same as me: the magic of flying the sky because it's troublesome to travel, the magic of fire because it's cold, and the magic of wind because it's hot.This is not a lie.It is no exaggeration to say that there are only such wizards.Now that you're out of the way... drink and fart and go to sleep. "

Looking at the master yawning with his nose loosened, the guest's wizard laughs.The wise wizards do not get angry because they firmly understand that ICHIBUKU's words are not slander, but a lie against themselves and a redundancy.

Now, the elf girl who jumped out of her master's house with joy.

Well done, it's a new magic.I'm so glad. Let's practice in the riverbank.

I spread out the paper I gripped as I walked.The girl shouted loudly.

It's already dirty paper, Master.I can't read it. "

The paper was burnt and the words seeped.Actually, that's because the girl was holding on tightly.

Well, let's ask someone.Ah, there's the toolman's uncle.Swimmersen, the toolman's uncle. "

When the girl calls, the middle-aged man looks back.

"Hmm? Ooh... what do you mean, who do you think you are?"

Hello, Uncle.

"Oh, hello. What's going on today?Are you sure you want to practice magic?

The old man of the tool shop asks the girl kindly.

Yeah, I got a note with a spell from my master!That's why we're practicing in the river now. "

"Absolutely, I drank it... because even though I'm good at it, a lot of wizards are weird."

That's what I'm talking about.

So, Uncle. I want you to read what's written on this paper. "

"Let me lend you one of these... yeah, it's definitely hard to read... oh, I get it."

"Yeah, what does it say?

"Well, by the way, it actually says," Umiteras Solateras Yama Terrace Amaterasu. "However, the words seeped and it seems that the old man of the tool shop could read them differently.The way things are viewed is because the moon looks like a rabbit or a woman's side, and it's very different from person to person. "

The tool shop manager answered confidently.

It says "Wasi Terrace Sola Terrace Yamakuras Hagechiracus."Yeah. "

"Wasi Terrace Sola Terrace Yamakuras Hagechiracus"?What do you mean?

When the girl asked without knowing why, the old man of the tool shop answered confidently.

"Scallop Terrace."I'd rather say I am.Well, he's old enough to be bald."Light the eagle."Hahaha "

That said, the toolman's uncle said that the first person would turn all the humans into enemies.

Next, it's called "solar terrace," but it's "illuminating the sky."Light up the sky, huh?I'm going to light up the world with my bald head.It's like a knife.What is he, a cheerful bald guy?Hahaha, the bald guy with a positive feeling is really clean. '

Next, I say that I don't know whether it is a follow-up to baldness or a chase.

"So, Yamakarras."The mountain will wither."Ah, this is a mess... "

"Did you do it? What the hell did you do?Did you dry up the mountain?

The tool shop nodded to the girl with his face peeled.

There's nothing like this.The bald lighted up the world, and the mountain trees and flowers dried up.That sucks. Plants don't just give light.That's what happens when there's no water or nutrients and there's too much light.I'm going to die. Really, you bald bastard!!This is what happens when you get up. "

He is the old man of a busy tool shop who raises and lowers his baldness.

"And finally," Hagechiracus ".This is a "bald mess" as it is.When I was "I'm going to light up the world", I was still a fine bald man, but I was blamed for doing too much, frustrated, and finally messed up...I mean, don't get bald. "

Hmm... that's weird magic.Thank you. I'll practice anyway!

Wow, that's fine!Be careful.

The elf girl left the scene thanking her.

That's weird magic.It's a bald tick. Light magic baldness!"... is that it?I feel something different...Well, okay. Hagechiracus hagechiracus.... mmm. I can't read the notes and it's hard to remember.It's hard to forget.That's right! You just have to go singing!

The girl clapped herself and sang the spell she had heard from the tool shop.

"Wasi Terrace ♪ Solarus ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechirakas ♪ Wasi Terrace ♪ Solarus ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechirakas ♪ Wasi Terrace ♪ Solarus ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechirakas ♪ Wasi Terrace ♪ Solarus ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechirakas ♪"

"Lady, what's wrong?You're in a good mood to sing a song.

When the girl was walking while singing, someone called out to her.

"Ah, the weapon dealer's grandmother, the dwarf's.My father is always at your service.Handy. "

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So, haha and laughter occur.

It was a blessed adrib that saw through the wizard's habits that liked meta remarks, but the aim was to be in the middle.

"Grandma, isn't that a song?It's magic. My master wrote it on paper, but it seeped and I couldn't read it. "

Well, let me read it.

Yes.

The elf girl hands over the soaked paper.

"Hmm, hah hah... I see."

Can you read?

Ah, you can read it.It doesn't say "Wasiteras solateras yamakara hagechiracus".... * giggle, what a sad story. "

Dwarf's uncle pressed his eyes and chewed his nose with a hand-painted cloth.

The wizards were delighted by the vulgar sound of "Boo!"Or rather, the wizard laughed at everything.In fact, Ichifuku thought it might be the warmest guest in the world.

"Grandma, why are you crying?What does it say?

Dwarf's weapon dealer answers while wiping his tears with his arms.

Ah, this is "Fuminulas Shiranuma Boku Class Hahakitoku".Oh, this is sad magic.What is this, some kind of tear-inducing magic?It's the magic of a tragedy, really. "

"What do you mean?

In other words, this is like the situation of a lady who got wet with paper."The mother who lives without knowing is dangerous."The story is that my mother lived without knowing what was serious because she wet the letter from her hometown.Oh, that's tough. It's most unfaithful to die before your parents and not see them die.He got all wet with the letter.Just let it dry!Well, that's not the beginning.Come on, what are you doing, lady?Go to your mom as soon as you know!

What are you talking about, Grandma?My mother is fine.I told you. This is a magical spell. "

That's what the girl said. The dwarf scratches his head with a smile.

Oh, that's right.This is rude. Well, that's what it says. "

That's right!Let's practice.Thank you, Grandma!

So the elf girl left.

I see. Fuminulas Shiranuma Boku-class Hahakitoku ?That old man has a lot of literary interpretation too.This is what people don't look like. "

Yeah, I walk with admiration, but I stop and think.

But the tool shop and the weapon shop's grandmother.Which is true...?The old lady at the tool shop seems to be closer to what Master told me...Oh, come on! Remember both and practice both in Kawara.Okay, let's not forget to connect and sing!

The girl starts walking again singing

"Wasi Terrace ♪ Solarus ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranuma ♪ Mekura Class ♪ Hagechitoku ♪ Ah, come on ♪ Wasi Terrace ♪ Solarus ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranuma ♪ Mekura Class ♪ Hagechitoku ♪ Ah, what's wrong ♪ Wasi Terrace ♪ Solarus ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranuma ♪ Mekura Class ♪ Hagechitoku ♪ Ah, come on ♪"

A girl singing cheerfully and walking.Then someone called me again.

"Hey, miss! What the hell are you doing?

Ah, you're the warrior's grandmother.Lizardman's. Very strong.But they hate it in the neighborhood because they're nasty and nasty and they eat dirty food. "

What! You son of a bitch!Who are you explaining to?

Hyah! I'm so sorry!... that's why I didn't want to add any more explanations. "

The girl murmured with a sharp mouth and a laugh broke out in the tavern.

"Dear Chouka, what do you think?

Someone the disciple spoke to in one of the seats.There sat Chouka, a great magician and the next captain of the royal magic team.

"Oh, it's amazing.As I said earlier, I will not lose my view of the world in Lago while explaining to us on the way.There was also a glimpse of improvisation...Everything is carefully calculated.Compared to his talent, our magical naivety has surfaced.I see, I can understand that the High Priest is interested in this..... "

That's what Chouka said while rubbing her long stretched white beard.

"Hmm? What?You seeped and couldn't read?I'll read it anyway. "

"Okay, but... don't eat it."

Let's eat! Are you mistaken for Lizardman? "

She leaves the paper in anger and drops her eyes.

Hmph. Well, yeah, it says "Minotaur Socrates Mascaras Albatross"!Looks kind of cool and strong!

Oh yeah, thank you. Goodbye!

Aren't you just handling miscellaneous things when you're me!?

A girl rushes her screaming Lizardman's voice into her ass.

Ah, I was scared.I thought I'd be eaten...But you've grown again.It's hard to remember.... "

The girl then sings again.

"Wasi Terrace ♪ Solatius ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranumama ♪ Mekura Class ♪ Hakitoku ♪ Minotaur ♪ Socrates ♪ Mascaras ♪ Albatross ♪ Yea ♪ Wasi Terrace ♪ Solatius ♪ Yamakura ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranumama ♪ Mekura Class ♪ Hagechitoku ♪ Minotaur ♪ Socrates ♪ Mascaras ♪ Albatross ♪ Ho ♪"

"Ufufu, that sounds fun, young lady."

A girl singing cheerfully and walking.Then someone called me again.

You're my neighbor's elf sister.Poet, beautiful. Boyne. "

"Ufufu, thank you, young lady."

Elves rejoiced at the rhymed introduction.

What's wrong?Oh, is the paper seeping...?... please lend it to me. "

Pick up the paper and take a look.Then he raised his face immediately.

Oh, I see. This is an endless love song.It's lovely. "

A song? I think it's magic.... "

No, this is a song.I'm singing about my separated lovers. "

That said, the lyrics spilled out of her sexy lips.

"Kimikoishi ♪ Omoiafura ♪ Aitaiyo ♪ Demo Enayo ♪ Aicitel ♪ Kimikoishi......"

At first, the lyrics were rebuffed with a small voice, but it seemed to have become familiar with the mouth gradually, and finally turned into an emotional singing voice.

"I'm in love with you ~ ♪ I'm filled with thoughts ~ ♪ but I can't see you ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ♪... love, love... luu!Luluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "

Onee-san used a lot of backgrounds to vibrate, sneeze, and murmur, singing loudly.

The singing power is echoed by applause and whistle from the pub.

Amazing oneesan.A driftstone poet! "

The girl clapped her hands.

But it's kind of sad lyrics.

The elf's sister nodded sadly in the words.

Yeah, that's right.I know this lyrics very well.I really understand...I wonder how many years it's been...Since he left town..... "

Elf's sister is distant and looks beyond the sea.

The girl opens her mouth and looks up at her elder sister.

"Ufufu, in five years, you'll soon understand.Become a woman, sir.For the last time, as a senpai in my life, that's all I'm saying.You can't just fall in love with a sailor.... "

Leaving only that word, onee-san left with a sad look on her face.

Ah, it was really colorful after all.It smells good.I wish I could be such a beautiful elf.All right, train for that too!

The girl sang again.

"Wasi Terrace ♪ Soratorus ♪ Yamakuras ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranumama ♪ Mekuclass ♪ Hakitoku ♪ Minotaur ♪ Socrates ♪ Mascaras ♪ Albatross ♪ Kimikoishi ♪ Omo ~ Iafura ♪ Ah ~ Itaiyo ♪ Demo Ae ~ ~ Nyo ♪ Aishi ~ ~ Teru ♪ NNN..."

"Whoa! What are you doing?!Whoa, whoa. "

The girl was called out to someone again.

"Ah, you're a bloodthirsty idiot with a reputation in the neighborhood."

Wow, that's right!I'm the hottest guy in the neighborhood with a reputation!Thank you!

I accepted it briefly and thanked him.

"What? Paper seepage?All right, I got this!Hmph, I got it!This is "U-talosky, U-talosky, L-talosky, Mor-talosky, Olesanjou!"It says here."

A man with a confident thumb.The girl leans her neck and asks what it means.

What does that mean?

Don't ask me!I just read what it says!

It contains ○, but....

That's why it looked like ○ was written on it!But there's a circle here that might be saved.If it weren't for ○, we'd be in trouble by now.

"Something terrible? Who is it?

Don't ask me.Someone close to God. "

The girl has no idea what it means.

Thank you.

"Whoa, don't catch a cold!

And then I made the scene look like it.

"Ah, and this elf girl after that.As you walk as you sing, people will stop you one after another and teach you how to read Amateur in the wrong way. "

I asked the old owner of the inn.

"Donodoamo Itenak Knock Citemo Henjinak Twimorus."This is what I told you the other day. "

Hmm!? Don't leak!

No, listen to me, young lady.Actually, it's a leakage year.It was a leak. "

Oh, is that so?Then there is no problem, right?Because it is a leaking year. Congratulations on this!

When the girl heard it, she gave a serious congratulatory speech.A warm applause comes from the tavern, too.

I asked a cheerful player.

"Hahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Hahaha! "

Hah, that sounded really fun...

"Now, I will soon arrive at the riverbank where I will train.At that time, the spells were in a very large amount..... "

"Vasi Terrace ♪ Sola Terrace ♪ Yamakuras ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranumama ♪ Bokuclass ♪ Hakitoku ♪ Minotaur ♪ Socrates ♪ Mascaras ♪ Albatross ♪ Kimikoishi ♪ Omoiafurae ♪ Itaiyo ♪ Demo Enyo ♪ Isitel ♪ Uutaros ♪ Ki Taros ♪ Lyu Taros ♪ Mo Taros ♪ Oresanjo!Donodoamo ♪ Itenak ♪ Knocksitemo ♪ Henjinak ♪ Twimorus ♪ Hahahahaha ♪ Hihihihihi ♪ Fufufufufufufufu ♪ Hehehe ♪ Hohohohohohoho ♪ Tanosine ♪ Vassillas ♪ Solateras ♪ Yamakuras ♪ Hagechiracus ♪ Fuminulas ♪ Shiranumama ♪ Mekuclass ♪ Hahakitoku ♪ Minotaur ♪ Socrates ♪ Mascaras ♪ Albatross ♪ Kimikoishi ♪ Omoiafre ♪ Itaiyo ♪ Demo Aenaillo ♪ Icitel ♪ Ou Taros ♪ Ki Taros ♪ Lyu Taros ♪ Mo Taros ♪ Oresanjo!Donodoamo ♪ Itenak ♪ Knock Citemo ♪ Henjinak ♪ Twimorus ♪ Hahahahaha ♪ Hihihihihi ♪ Fufufufufu ♪ Hehehehehe ♪ Hohohohohohohoho ♪ Tanosine ♪ "

The magicians of the tavern were overwhelmed by the incredible amount of spells swelling up.

And from the mouth of ICHIBUKU, you are intoxicated by the grains of words that are lined up with glitter without mistake or clogging.

Applause that boils with no one.

Finally, the chorus of a big applause echoed along with the song of Ichiboku.

"Dear Chouka, I think this is the backstory of" Amateur "that was used the other day...."

Chouka, the great magician, nods mysteriously to the words of his disciples.

"Yeah... I wonder who he is.Excellent memory, chanting.I really need you to join the magic squad.... "

"Er, the girl who arrived in Kawara singing a swelling spell.I will start practicing quickly, but naturally, magic cannot be used successfully in any chant. "

I Terrace Solateras Yamakuras Light Magic Hagechirakasu!!

I shake the stick with enthusiasm, but the magic doesn't work.

Fuminulas Shiranuma Boku-class Light Magic Hachitoku!!... Minotaur Socrates Mascaras Albatross Kimikoishi Omoiafre Itaiyo!!... no! I'm not answering!

After that, no matter which spell you use, it won't work for the girl.

Finally, I'm exhausted and lie down in the river.

What are you doing...

So the girl was called out to someone.

"Ah, you!... I don't know, Grandma!

What are you talking about?!

The whole pub laughs and laughs.It turned into a big laugh terminal theater.Chouka laughed too.

"Dear Chouka, this is wonderful.I have a sense of sight, no, a sense of hearing, but somehow I don't get tired of laughing. "

"Oh, this... I've read it in the old literature.Repeats the same situation over and over again to affect the opponent...And finally, I added a little application to get rid of the situation and invited an explosive laugh...Is that right, this is the legendary "Tendon" business.... "

Chouka had already realized the beauty of Lacgo at this point and remembered his respect for the actor Ipk.

"So, I was screaming a lot, but what the hell was she doing?

Yes, it's magic practice.As this note shows..... "

A man who reacts sensitively to a girl's words.

Magic practice? What kind of magic did you use?Hey, show me that note and how to do it. "

Yes.

The man murmured as soon as he saw the note.

I see. I see.

Eh, do you understand?

Ah, because I'm also a wizard.If you know the magic chant even if it seeps a little, you can fully understand it.Look at this.... "

That said, the man borrowed the girl's stick and started casting spells with his eyes closed.

Umiteras Solateras Yama Terrace "Light Magic Amateur Terrace"

The next moment, an arrow of light flew from the tip of the stick to the surface of the water and raised the splash.

The girl looks up at the man with excitement.

Wow! What magic is that?

A man says as if he were stunned.

It will be decided."Amateur Terrace."

Ah, was your magic "amateur terrace"...

And the girl said with a very happy expression.

That's very similar.My name is Hagechiracus. "