Rakugo in Another World

The young men are gathered in a house and talking.

"Hey, by the way, I'm changing the story. Is there anything scary about you guys?Are you afraid to die? Stupid bastard.We are brave warriors who spare their lives for the good of our country.That's not how it works.I've heard that there's something I don't like about this. "

Oh, I see. Then I guess that's me.

So a man raises his hand.

Wow, a dick.You, tell me. "

Ah, I'm scared of that.Half Moon Sword "

Half-moon sword?

In response, the leader man obviously hides his eyebrows.

Why? That's what a half-moon sword looks like, right?This is a sword with a twisted shape, right?It's a weapon. I wonder if the vagina will protect you as a warrior.Why are you so scared?

No, that's because if you shake it, it's going to hit you.Every time I get twitched, I'm really scared. "

The wanker scratched his head and replied with a smile.

There are plenty of places for warriors to think of, and the warriors in the tavern are nodding and laughing.

Zinda Spring is wearing her arms with a mushy face.

"Is there anybody else?Something to be afraid of. "

Then I'm afraid of that.

"Oh, who is it?"

The leader looks at the person who raised his hand with joy.

Oh, that's two-tone.I wonder what scares you, the wizard.Interested. Please let me know. "

"Oh, I'm scared of stomatitis."

The magicians of the tavern laughed as they rolled around in one word.Stomatitis is a natural enemy to the wizard's chant.That's why wizards usually take good care of their dietary fiber and try not to stay up late.

I wonder if the MP has run out.I can't beat Slime without MP.No, I don't think I can beat the baby. "

That's probably because you didn't train yourself.That's why there's only one wizard who's a total scumbag. "

The wizards laughed again at the poison tongue they covered.

--The Wizard really laughs right away.This is what my husband used to call "Guerra."Lucca looked at the sight with a stunned face.

Zinda Spring is wearing her arms with a mushy face.

That's me.

Oh, there's something scary about Seaf's Barsley, too.What the hell is this?

It's an unopened treasure chest.

The leader man leans his neck to the answer.

"Treasure chest? Haven't you opened it yet? Does that mean he hasn't given it to anyone yet?Isn't this the most exciting moment for you, Seaf? "

The words distorted Seaf's face as if he was deeply disgusted.

Absolutely. You're not a shepherd, so I can say such an easy thing.What if the contents of the chest are a trap or a mimic?You're freaking me out.You know what I mean? Seaf's number one cause of death is unlocking Crates!

Then why are you doing Seaf?

Bursley responds immediately to the pursuit of a leader.

Because that's all I could do because of my status.I don't know if I'm going to be a seaman, a thief, or a low-status dropout, but the price is fixed. "

The saloon sheeps don't give a shit!And selfishly, Kerakera laughs.

Zinda Spring is wearing her arms with a mushy face.

It is a face that seems obviously disgruntled when it contains anger.However, a known friend, Luca, felt the subtle difference in his expression.

--Stream stone is the husband of Ichifuku.I can't believe I let him look like this in such a short period of time...Oh, come on.It only took me three years...

"I'm afraid of Ancient Dragons."

Everyone's scared.I'm scared, too. There's no way we're going to be enemies.If we meet, it's over. "

"I'm afraid of Nebaneva."

Hah, what are you talking about?I wonder if that springy texture is delicious. "

Then each of the others listed things that were scary to him one after another.

"Haa! This guy is always so pathetic!!

When everyone's opinions are heard, a man shouts.

"What, Mandala, is there nothing to be afraid of?

Mandala nods confidently at the words.

"Oh, there's nothing scary about me.Half-moon sword? If you're afraid of that curve, you can turn your body together when you descend.The warriors were amazed to hear that.Stomatitis? I'll cast a spell with blood all over my mouth.Isn't the blood contract even more powerful?!I don't know! What a delicate wizard!Ha ha ha! Unopened chest?You can just shake it like that.Then I'll know what's inside when I hear the noise.If it's a mimic, turn your eyes inside, it's a stone or two birds.Ancient dragon? I'm not afraid of that.It's a simple story. You just have to stop being killed.I'm scared because I'm trying to escape because I don't want to die.When I saw the Ancient Dragon flying in the sky, I felt like, "Oh, I missed you...", and I just thought it was the end of my life.I'm not afraid of anything if you think so.I'm trying to resist my fate, so I can't.Nebana Nebana? I love it.I'll mix it with octopus and yams and eat it over rice. "

Mandala in a strong tone.

Ah, I see. The boulder is mandala.

Everyone cares and stares at Mandala.

But such a confident Mandela's expression clouds the next moment.

"... ah... no, there it is.There it is. Oh... I see.That wasn't enough... "

"Hey, what's up, Mandala?"

Mandala's face turned bitter, no matter where she went.

"No, it's nothing...."

It's probably nothing.What is it? Tell me.

No, this is pathetic.I don't want everyone to know about my weaknesses. "

What is it, there's something scary about it?Then, look, everyone was honest.Say it yourself. "

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It was mandala who had been lying silent for a while, but when she raised her face as if she had made up her mind, she opened her mouth with a bitter expression.

"I'm... scared of fire attribute magic."

Hee......? What did you say?

"So... I'm afraid of fire attribute magic."

The words of Mandala dazed everyone on the spot.

Are you afraid of fire? Because you.... "

What is it? I'm afraid of fire attribute magic.Some pubs aren't good at alcohol.Some weapons dealers are afraid of weapons.Maybe there's a lodging that doesn't have a place to stay tonight.Then... isn't it strange to have a salamander who's afraid of fire?

Yes, Salamander Sara-Mandala insisted.

Salamander is a species commonly known as the Fire Lizard Nation and has fire-resistant properties.

Naturally, even under fire attribute magic, it has no effect.

But right now, that salamander is telling me I'm afraid of fire.

Ah, are you afraid of fire?Salamander Sara-Mandala..... "

Laugh if you want!

"I don't laugh... but I hate fire salamanders..."

Mandala adds a refreshing explanation to the ambient atmosphere.

Well, fire certainly doesn't work.It's a salamander. I'm not taking any damage.... but I still don't like what I don't like.It's not like there's any damage or anything.It doesn't make sense. Looking at that melamera burning flame... my spine is already cold and my liver is freezing. "

Everyone finally laughed at the words.

"Hahaha, the salamander sees the flames, his spine freezes, and his liver freezes."

Ugh! Don't laugh. "

Oh, I'm sorry.So, what about chanting fire attributes and magic?

Ah, I hate it.I don't want to hear it either. "

A man listening to it starts chanting jokes.

Hey, Atsukunar Moetecur Higadale......

So stop it! Enough, I'm leaving!

"Ah, sorry, Mandala!I'm just kidding. Hey, wait!Stay here! Ahh, he's gone. "

Mandala walked away without looking back.

He's gone.Absolutely, astonishment is this.I can't believe Salamander's afraid of fire. "

I couldn't believe it, but as far as Mandala's reaction is concerned, it seems to be true.

"No, but I don't think Mandala, who is usually so victorious and manly, is afraid of fire...Oh, yes. "

That's where the leader hits the pom.

"Hey, I thought of something interesting."

What is it, let me hear it?

I've never heard of a salamander who is afraid of fire attribute magic.Let's scare him for one thing.Of course, use fire.

That's what makes me laugh.The people around me soon became comfortable with it.

How many wizards are in this?

Then some people raise their hands.

Well, there you are.So, who's the fire guy?Oh, you're on fire.You too, fire, fire, fire.Not bad... Hey, Force, you're probably on the heel.Even the heels are hated by the Ifleets.They're going to burn us. Pull it in.Absolutely... Well, this should be enough fire attributes.If anyone else has something to light, bring it.I'll meet you in front of Mandala's house in ten minutes. "

"Say that and disperse, ten minutes later.Everyone will do it in front of Mandala's house. "

Alright, the wizards are all here.I'm counting on you.I'm counting on you. "

One of them answers with his chest full.

Ah, leave it to me.I'll give you some superior magic that you can't use on monsters because you're usually scared. "

Don't use magic on your friends that you can't use on monsters.But that's the spirit.

Wizard morale was good.

Well, then, the others are also coming.Hey, did you bring anything?

Speak to a man.

Ah, I guess I'm a tool shop.That's why I brought you the Fire Attribute Magic Scroll. "

So I held a few scrolls and showed them.

Well, that's a big one.He can use it even if he's not a wizard.But is that okay? Scrolls are pretty expensive, aren't they?Can't you sell it in the store because it's past its expiration date?Oh, I see. Then I will deal with the residue at this time.Hey, if he doesn't have anything, don't take the scroll. "

Give it to me, give it to me, and everyone will take the scroll.

"Hey, I brought this stuff from home, too."

Another man opens his mouth.

"Oh, what did you bring?

"I brought fireworks."

I see. Fireworks.No, it's good.Hey, Mandala's gonna be scared too.Hey, if he doesn't get the scroll, he gets the fireworks. "

Give it to me, give it to me, and everyone will take the fireworks.

I brought you one, too.

Another man opens his mouth.

"Oh, what did you bring?

"I'm horse shit."

I lifted the horse's shit with pleasure in my bare hands.

The leader-style man glances at me.

"Why did you bring horse shit?!And what do you usually hold with your bare hands?This is horrible.

Whoa, don't say such a bad thing.You must be my friend. "

"I already want to quit my friends with you."

"Just like that?

Shut up.

You know, horse shit burns.So I thought it would be the fuel for everybody's fire. "

Oh, I see.Hey, if he doesn't get any scrolls or fireworks, he gets horse shit. "

Needless to say, the accusations were raised by those around him as to who would receive them.

So, it's mandala...Oh, thank you for scouting. Is he here?

"I wanted to stay. He was trembling inside."

Seaf's man snooping through Mandala's house talks happily.

Okay, okay, I look so scared of fire.Then let's do it together. "

The voice signaled the start of the operation.

First of all, the Wizards. Previous "

Along with the slack, one person starts chanting.

"Atsukunar Moetecur Higadale, Fire Attribute Magic Fire"

A small fire was produced and flown into Mandela's house.

Wow! What is this!!?I'm afraid of fire!

Mandala screams from the inside of the house.

Another wizard cast a spell.

"Moetechul Higadale Heininar, Fire Attribute Magic Megafire"

Medium flames emerge and fly into Mandela's house.

Gyaaaaaa!!Again!! Uh-oh, hot!I'm scared. Oh!

Mandala's screams grow.

Another wizard casts a spell.

"Higadale Haininar Chilitokus, Fire Attribute Magic Gigafire."

A huge flame appears to be easily swallowed by one person, flying into Mandala's house scattering the fire.

Ghaaaaaaa!!! Flames again!!Well then, this is magic!!GyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaSomebody!!I'm scared!!!

Mandala cries for help.

But, mercilessly, outside, Mandala's friend was casting a new spell.

"Haininar Chilitokas Honemo Collane Hicknenksakimohaene, Fire Attribute Magic Terrafire"

A huge flame takes the form of a fierce dragon and flies into Mandala's house, screaming loudly at her ears.

Uooooonnnn!!!!There's something amazing about him.I can't let monsters scare me!!!Uh-oh!!!Scary, scary, scary, scary!!!

From one flame to the next, the flames come at me.Mandala makes a lot of noise every time.

Gyaaaaaaa!!What the fuck!!!!Wow!!Scary, oh, oh, oh.No, no, no, no, no!Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

The people outside laugh with great joy.

"Ha ha ha! Look at that.Mandala's in a big hurry.It's working. No, even though it's working, I don't think it's taking any damage.Okay, next, scrolls and fireworks!

With the command, the wizards retreated, and those with scrolls and fireworks lined up in their hands.

At the same time, they read the scroll, light the fireworks, and each execute the operation.

The flame of the scroll is the same as magic, so it enters the house as well.

However, some people couldn't get inside because the fireworks were aimed manually.It hits the door or roof of the house directly.

Then, somehow, smoke rose from somewhere and the house burned.

Wowahhhh! The house is on fire!It's a fire!!

Mandala screams, and her friends outside panic.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Hey, somebody! Water!Anyone with water attributes?What, there's only heels besides fire?Oh, my God! What a skewed friendship.Hey, somebody. Do something!Mandala's house is on fire!

No matter what happens, no leader can hide his wolf.

"Leave it to me!

There, a man popped out refreshed and started throwing the things in his hand at the flames one after another.

That's enough! Eh, eh "

"Oh! What is that?

Asking a leader-style man with a look of expectation, he answers with a serious nod.

It will be decided.It's horse shit. "

Why are you throwing horse shit at a time like this!!It doesn't make any sense!!

This is the real burn!

Shut up!

"Yeah, I'm wrapped up in a panic.A home of burning friends. You can't even get too close to help with your enthusiasm.Drinking hard saliva and watching, it's rattling, rattling, rattling, rattling!!!!And the house collapsed. "

Uh-oh! Mandala's house has been crushed!!

Stunning men.

I thought Mandala was no longer here - at that time.

Mandala emerged from the rubble pile.

Mandalaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Running friends.

The survival of miracles. It was an emotional moment.

"Please don't do this anymore, you guys.I told you I was afraid of fire. "

"I'm sorry, I went a little too far."

Gently apologize to the men.

"And who threw the horse shit?"

Ah, that's me!Me! Fufufu... I don't want to thank you.If you want to save a friend, one or two horse shit... yaaaahh!!!!

The man was blown away in an instant with a vinta he received from Mandala.

"Don't throw shit at people's houses, you piece of shit."

Mandala seems to have more to do with throwing poop at her than burning her house down.

And when I saw the power of the Onigami, the men realized that there was a change in Mandala.

"Hey Mandala... are you that big?

Yes, Mandala's body was clearly getting bigger.That was nearly twice the growth of the threat.In addition, the muscles of the arms and legs also roared loudly, adding extraordinarily strength.

And on his head was a sparkling crown decorated with flames.

The leader pointed to the crown and said.

Mandala, are you... maybe you're upgrading to Salamander King?

Oh, it's true.Looks like it.

Mandala slapped out her tongue and replied.

So the men finally realized.They were in charge.

Mandala, scattered with the energy of fire, transformed into the strongest class of salamanders.

That was Mandala's true aim.Once fully utilized, the men passed through their anger and felt refreshed.

The leader asks Mandala with a smile on his mouth.

"Hey, Mandala! How dare you fool me!What are you really scared of? "

Ah, that's right...This time, I'm afraid of a cute female salamander. "