Rakugo in Another World

In the office of the Royal Cytopia, the secretary was providing an update to the Minister.

"There are some remarkable recent activities of the brave Racca-Sinsa.With allied troops, we are liberating several towns and villages occupied by the Demons. "

"Huh?"

The minister's eyes shine brightly on the report.

"The next release of Dwarf Castle is coming, but the brave Racca-Sinsa is taking the lead in orchestrating an operation with Allied troops."

"I see....."

I nodded many times with an expression such as feelingless.

"He's really starting to do it, too.But 'with allied troops' is amazing.I can't believe it..... "

"Yeah."

The secretary agreed with the opinion.

Until now, it has not been possible for Racca to lead a group.

"Basically, individualism hasn't changed, but depending on the situation, you become the head of the group and carry out your purpose.Flexibly choose the best solution on the spot.It is a talent that I had originally, but unfortunately we are demonstrating it. "

"But it's really not sudden.What kind of mood change did he have.... "

A brave man who lost motivation with his partner's death.Still, I've been getting a little bit of a revival here lately.However, the secretary felt a dangerous atmosphere like pin and thread.Lacking in tension, a hella smile and a lying smile.There was no light behind those eyes.Yes, Lucca couldn't do it.

"I asked the person about the mood change."

"Well, what did he say?

The secretary asked Unexpectedly of Lucca.Suddenly, he regained his vitality and appeared before his eyes.Lacking in tension, a hella smile and a lying smile.But behind those eyes, the gentle light of the past definitely lit up.

I overheard it.

- Mr. Lucca. What's the matter with you?What the hell... happened to you?

- No, it's nothing. I just...

"When I asked him, he looked like he was illuminated, 'No, nothing.I just want to protect my hometown... '"

"Ooh...."

Hearing the words, the minister's eyes became hot.

The minister has seen Racca ever since he was prophesied to be a brave man and brought to the royal palace.

A child taunted by harsh fate and destined to be a brave man.

Every day my parents dump me and train me like hell.However, he is only required to be a brave man, and bears and lives on his own the excessive burden.

I thought it was pitiful.Poor thing.

However, from the minister's point of view, it is in the national interest that priority should be given above all else.

If personal hardship is for the good of the country, there is only one option.

The minister pretended not to look at it.No, the minister himself took the initiative to push Lucca.

Children who are still deserving of adult asylum....

"You call this country... home?Only resentment... will you forgive me? "

Potatoes and drops fall on the desk.

The secretary simply stared silently at the minister until he stopped crying.

"... Lucca will be fine now."

"Yes, even when I looked at the person's face, did you say that the possession fell, or that it had a refreshing expression?"

"Above all else.Really... good. "

From now on, Racca will grow into a true hero.

That was more than anything to the minister.

And then a message from Luca-Sinsa to the minister.

"Oh, what is it?

The Minister asks with a smile.

"I'm sorry I broke your bust."

"Nh...!!What!!

In an instant, the smile flew and the minister was too shocked.

"The missing bust... was it... him!

I won't forget. That was ten years ago.

The "Vanished Bust Case", in which a large favorite bust statue was made to show off his authority, disappeared.

A bust that draws skilled craftsmen from the Dwarf kingdom and carves them in meticulous detail.It was no exaggeration to say that it was another self to the minister.

The minister, who bore the heavy responsibility on both shoulders, talked to the bust set up in the office every day."Hey, I'm still handsome today." "It's an important meeting today, don't fall asleep." I was inspired.

I have to, buddy.It was a double.

One day, it disappeared as if it hadn't existed from the beginning.

The minister was disturbed and searched all over the court, but no bust was found.

"'By the way, I broke it, but it was Pete who turned it into ash.'"

"Hmm... ash?

Speaking of which, that day...The day when the bust disappeared.There was certainly ash in the bottle on the desk.I thought I'd throw it away because it was creepy, but because it was a cursed item and I had trouble with the curse, I put it in the drawer in the back room.It's still in the same place.

I didn't know that ash was an unusual figure of a double...

Lucca broke and Pete turned to ash.

"Naughty bastard...."

The minister stared at the secretary.

"Um, even if you stare at me...."

"... well, okay."

I felt like screaming and shouted.

"It was a long time ago.I think it's a kid's prank, and I forgive it. "

The minister smiled manly.

Really? And then I turned the minister's favorite liquor into water, and when the minister was working in the office, he slammed the door knob from the outside and closed it up for three days, and I stuck it on the outer wall of the castle and said, "Minister poop."I woke up in the air with a dummy minister doll under my head with a scroll of aerial floating magic while the minister was asleep, doing a play that made the minister think that he had left the phantom, flushing thousands of snakes out of the faucet and stopping his heart while the minister was in the bath, and I went to Campé when the minister gave an important speech in front of His Majesty the King and said, "Your Majesty the King is healthy.So, on behalf of all the people (royal animals), I would like to congratulate you (Sanovavich!) "and shake the cod ruby, and say to the tough men of the skinhead who have never seen it in the corridor of the court for three consecutive days," Uchyoooooooooo!!Minister!!!!!!Whoa whoa whoa!!!!"He shouted and raised his torso, raised his leg in the minister's bathtub, raised his leg with a heel attribute magic scroll, and turned the castle town into a moving spectacle open-air bath running at a fierce speed, and... he also said he was sorry for various other things."

"Ghhhhh!!! Lucky meeeeee!!I won't forgive you!!…………

Masculinity flew away in an instant.Every event in the minister's mind comes back like a running light.None of them were memories of fear and humiliation that I had never forgotten before.

I thought it was a courtroom-specific harassment of myself as a young minister, and I was willing to accept it.

It was just a kid's prank...

No, even if it's a kid's prank... it's too bad.

--Lucky me....

What impressed me earlier?

The minister had no choice but to sit in the chair and look up at the ceiling.

The secretary looks plain.

The minister wondered.

"My lord, why are you looking so fine?"

"Yeah, I knew."

I answered very easily.

"My lord....."

The minister bit his teeth tightly, but he finally got stupid, shook his head sideways and shouted.

"Enough!! Not in the past.Let's laugh and forgive. On condition that Lucca comes back alive!

That said, the minister laughed with half a tear.

Looking at such a minister, the secretary recalled Racca's words.

--You won't believe it.I met Pete.

Racca didn't answer whether it was a dream story or a current one.

But the moment I saw Luca laughing like that, I saw Pete's gentle smile on my face.

I felt like Pete was on Racca's side.

Luca-Sinsa finally began the path of true bravery by unloading a load of "brave men".

Speaking of which, the secretary hasn't heard much about Hannasica lately.

After all, the Knights and the Magic Corps couldn't get Hanashika.

Zinda-Spring's "Fire Attribute Magic Scare" operation helped the country, but there have been no similar examples since then.

The secretary wondered if he was overestimating Lakgo.

The fact that you are busy with work and have not yet been able to go directly to the Epic Tavern is also the reason why you cannot make a legitimate decision.

Yes, cytopia still has plenty of problems.

The secretary presents them to the minister in trouble.

"And the problem in our country is the chronic financial difficulties.The disappearance of King Dwarf. A dragon that escapes from a painting when rumored to exist in an inn somewhere in the castle town.The whereabouts of the sword sold out by the brave.... I wonder if that's the case at hand.And then there's the princess thing from before. "

"Princess... hmm"

The minister had such a bitter look on his face when he heard the word "princess".

"A 'cytopian non laughing princess'... for which your majesty is so sick.I still want to give it to you somehow.... "

In this way, the problem is still piling up.

Once one is resolved, another problem appears.

Especially with regard to the financial difficulties, it was extremely serious.

During the war with the Demons, the feelings of the people tend to sink, consumption decreases automatically, and the national power declines.It would be nice if there were some news that would brighten up the feelings of the people.

"I would also like to ask Mr. Zinda-Spring about these issues.You have to do it early. "

Hmm.

The minister nodded mysteriously at the secretary's words.

There is a sound of the door slamming.

"Who is it? Come in."

The door opens. There stood an aide.

"What's wrong?"

When the minister asks, the aide opens his mouth as he always does.

"Yes. Now, uh... that guy... he's doing it again."

"The man? Who's that guy?

"Yes"

The Underboss never cries out loudly.

"" He's a ragged, sloppy, and nasty guy.Yes, his name is da ma ya has arrived. "

"Drive him away!"

◇ ◇ ◇ ◇

Damaya heard several gatekeepers eagerly talking from outside the court gate, where they could never enter.

"From 'Damaya' to 'Damaya', from 'Damaya' to 'a lump in the form of a useless person'.And after "a genius who wastes his life singing", he was "a piece of shit"...So what was it now?

Gatekeeper B answers the question of Gatekeeper A.

"You're a shitty son of a bitch, right?"

"No, that was a week ago, right?Then, after "a man who is worse than shit", you somehow end up back in "shit" again, right?

Gatekeeper C points to his colleague with joy.

"Ah, yes, 'shit' seems to have worked well among the ministers.It was short, and the Underboss was happy that it might be fixed... but I don't think so. "

The gatekeepers smiled face to face.

"Ah, well, after all, what was it now?

I can't remember Gatekeeper A.

"When did you say 'No, no, no'?

The gatekeepers burst out without thinking of the words of Gatekeeper D.

"No, no, no" was one of the masterpieces that caused a great movement among the gatekeepers in "The Seven Changes in the Names of Damaya".If there was a "Damaya Name Ranking", it would definitely be in the top three.

"But 'No, no, no'... that was a long time ago, wasn't it?

"'Minister." No, no, no, no, no, no, no! "

The gatekeeper E of the gourd said the dialog while twitching his body, and the gatekeepers clapped their hands and laughed.

"No, but I don't know anymore.We'll talk to the Underboss later.If you don't remember, the minister gets mad at you for making a mistake, so you always remember desperately.Damaya will do terrible things too. "

"Wait a minute! Sure... he was like writing an initials and composing a composition?

"That's it!!

"Damaya's 'da'.Sure, it's rough. "Ma" is a jerk... "Ya" is a jerk "

"Yes, that's it!!

…………

As he stared at the flourishing gatekeepers as he talked to them, Damaya thought.

My name... is in trouble.

It doesn't work like this.Definitely not.

--We have to do something about it.

Damaya wished for a chance to rise and rise again.