Rakugo in Another World

"Er, thank you very much for always transporting a lot to this' super easy tavern '.I'm Ichifuku from Easy Pavilion, familiar to you.Please go out with me today in a ridiculous way. "

"I'm the best entertainer in the terminal!

"The Two-Tongue of the Century!

"Three faces!

"Yip, nip, sump!!

"Sampuk!!

"Sampuk!!

"I'm not Sanfuku anymore.It's a blessing. Ipk.If I say so, I think it's the second face.It's weird. Don't make it pop.Not anymore. "

To the familiar cheer that rose from the guest seat, Ichifuku moved his sharp ears and complained with his eyebrows. The guests of the pub laughed joyfully.

"Well, there are a lot of luxurious people in the world from history to the present day, but even in that, there is no other place where you go unattended by the young, as you all know very well, leaving behind the brave racker.From now on, I'm going to tell you about the brave Lucca. "

As soon as Ichifuku started talking like that, there was an applause from the guest seat.Rakuten Ichifuku's "Brave Lacca" was very popular with the people of the terminal.

Er, before entering this time, I need to mention the situation of the terminal at this time.

That said, Ichifuku coughs and starts talking.

"That was when the entire terminal was devastated by the invasion of the Devil Clan.However, thanks to the work of the Brave Raccoon and the Elfdwarf Special Alliance, it is time to turn back the fury and raise the smoke of counter-attack!Challenge the duel to reclaim the Dwarf kingdom first!That's when it happened. But in such a serious situation, something terrible will happen.As you know, this is the sudden disappearance of King Dwarf, the head of the diaspora. "

The people in the pub nodded well and thought of the times, explaining the glitter like history classes.

"There are various explanations about the cause of King Dwarf's disappearance, but I would like to proceed with the interpretation of the movie that I will play now by saying that it is the most popular story," To find the prince I have taken care of. "Well, in a situation like the one I just mentioned, there was a tavern called "Ultra Raku Tavern" in the cytopia.No, I'm sitting here right now.It's a really, really good place.Customers are always nice and warm.I love the store itself.Alcohol is delicious! The food is also delicious!The waitress girl's costume is also cute!If the person wearing it is cute, then there is no problem!...Yes, I'm being stared at by the waitress because it looks amazing right now, so I'll stop at this corner.Yeah.... Really, I'm sorry to keep you up...Super cute waitress..... "

"Odori!" I blessed myself with a sip of "hi."

Tonight he talks a lot.The conversation quickly derailed and the customer was laughing so hard that he lost half his health with just a pillow.

"Well, what do you want to say?This tavern, as its name suggests, is the ultimate pleasure of the world.There is no falsehood in the sign. "

That said, there was a huge applause.Ichifuku answered the cheer by raising his hands as he slowly looked around the guest seat.

"Well, that's all I've got for you...."

The pub boils again in the words.Forgiveness and flirtation.(1) It is a skill in blessings.

"This is not a big deal, but this' Ultra Raku Tavern 'has been a serious business for generations, and the owner has been a virtuous person.It is a tavern, but there is also an inn on the second floor.One day, a dwarf will do it in the store.No, this is what it is, but Dwarfs are usually less concerned about themselves.Among those dwarfs, the man was wearing more circles.She was wearing worn-out clothes that seeped bronze so she didn't know whether it was monster blood or dirt. Her hair and beard grew all - you - can - grow.So I don't know the exact age.No, mostly, it's hard to tell, so the dwarf is a race.Even if I was called out on the road, "Oh?Who's this dwarf? because it will be called.I can't help it if you don't lower your age tag somewhere else. "

"Hey, Ipk! You're selling fights!

A regular dwarf sitting at a table throws a scream at the blessing of talking about dwarfs in a troublesome way.In contrast, Ichifuku shook his neck many times.

"No, there is no disillusionment.I don't sell fights.We only sell fine laughter here.I love the dwarf race.Oh, I assure you.I want to be a dwarf once I'm reborn!

The customer snaps his own ears and laughs at the stunning return.

"Well, even for the dirty dwarf so far, the owner here will respond without showing a disgusting face.And that's where this story begins. "

One blessing slams the ground with a fan.

At that moment, the world changes.

"Welcome."

Oh, where's the shopkeeper?

Yes, I am the owner of this "Super Raku Tavern".

Oh, is your employer the owner?That's convenient.I was hoping you could host me for a while. "

Yeah, sure.Thank you very much.

A shopkeeper who displays an honest look of happiness to customers in dirty clothes.

On the other hand, the dwarf looked at the store surprisingly while touching his beard.

Well, actually, I can't decide whether or not to make it your store.Look, there was also a "hell cafeteria" along the way, but which is better?I don't mind if I go over there.

A dwarf slightly raised one cheek to try out the owner and smiled mean.

However, the owner of Jiraku Tavern said with a smile of joy, without thinking of such irony.

Yes, the "Hell Cafeteria" is a very good place.My recommendations are "boiled meal set" and "tongue-cut steak".It's delicious.

In response, the dwarf laughed unexpectedly.

"Hahaha! The owner, the owner, the unwanted one.I like it! Let's go to this store.I'll be in trouble for a while.

Thank you for this.

The owner lowered his head deeply.

Owner, I'm going to drink!

Yeah, that's fine.It's going to be our profit.

"What do you recommend for alcohol?"

The shopkeeper answers Dwarf's questions immediately.

I wonder if it's still "Shiragiku."

Oh, it's a popular drink that the cytopian princess made me.I've heard rumors.Then put "Sashimi" on the knob.All you have to do is make proper repairs.Come on, bring me as many as you can!

Yes, with pleasure!

"Well, this dwarf customer, as he himself declared, is lying in his room eating a large amount of alcohol and a pinch.A few days have passed since such a day.No matter how long it takes, I don't see anything going on or going out.It's just that every day you drink, you go to bed, you wake up, and you go back and forth.I say that people look like…, but judging by their style, I don't think they're rich enough to lead such a life.However, the good owner carried the liquor and pinched it every day as Dwarf had told him, without any particular doubt.I heard about the situation, that is, there was a strange customer, and one day someone called out to the store owner.That was the usual person in this shop, the brave racker. "

Hey shopkeeper. You all right? You all right?

This is Lakka.Yes? What's all right?

No, I'm a dwarf guest staying upstairs.

With his elbows on the counter, the brave Lucca looked up the stairs.

No, he's a very generous and good person.

No, that's what you're supposed to say....

I am familiar with the good of the shopkeeper, Racca the Brave.I've never heard him speak ill of people.

"Do you ever get money for eating and drinking?I mean, are you sure you're rich?Is that him?

Our store pays you back basically.Of course, I haven't paid for it yet.

The shop owner has a rough look on his face saying that he doesn't need to worry about anything.

Sure, it's still a good amount of money, but I don't want to remind you about it.If you want to step down, it is surely this one who is inferior by force.I'm giving up there.Thinking about it makes things easier.Hopefully, I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave me life.Ahahaha "

In a pure and totally unwanted manner, if you're a regular racker, "The only person who owns a Stream Stone is the owner of the Ultra Raku Tavern!"I was laughing brightly, but at this time I was a little dissatisfied and my lips were pointing.

"Because you're really a good person.You know, I can't stand it.I wish there were villains like you who would try to take advantage of human goodwill or whatever.That's right. If it's hard for you to say, I'll speak for the dwarf.Just pay for the food and drink until today. "

No, I won't bother you, Mr. Luca.

What are you talking about?You're one of us.Don't hesitate. "

The brave racker lifts one hand and laughs refreshingly, climbing the stairs to the second floor where Stasta and Dwarf are staying.

And he turned back and said as he put his foot on the last stage.

The owner is always asking me to pay for my drinks.Besides, thank you just for making it charming.I don't mind that at all.Yeah, that's fine.We're friends, aren't we?

"Well, there were thugs here who used it only against the goodwill of the store owner....."

The customer laughs at the words.Everyone knew that Brave Racca was not just a brave man of justice.However, because it had an unhateable personality, it was a great choice for rakugo characters.

Hey old man!

The dwarf opened his mouth without surprise to a stranger who came in without knocking.

What's wrong with you?All of a sudden, he came into someone's room, and he was an old man.I'm not an old man.I'm only 20 years old. "

What? You're younger than me.Why are you so hairy? With a big belly like a rock?

What surprised me was the brave Lucca.I felt disgusted and frowned.

That's why the dwarf...Your species looks exactly like you, and your age is hard to understand.You should hang it from your neck, whether it's a name tag or an age tag, as you can normally tell... "No, this is the dialog of the brave racker.I'm not talking about it.I've been doing this dialogue for a long time.If you have any complaints, please tell the story. "

Ichifuku, even though nobody said anything, derailed in the middle of the story and lined up an excuse with Bella Bella.

The driftstone dwarves also had no choice but to laugh with a stunned smile, saying, "All right, keep going."

Though the room was supposed to be a shura hall, a young dwarf stared at the face of the brave racker who suddenly entered.

"What are you... looking at people's faces seriously?"

"My lord, is that... Luca-Sinsa?

"How do you know about me?

The brave Lucca leans her head strangely, but the dwarf breaks his face and talks.

It's me. It's Migichika.I've seen him before in Dwarf Castle. "

"What? Migichika, Prince Migichika?

The brave Lucca leaves and looks at the Dwarf's face magically

What do you think? It's me.It's Migitica, you know?

"... no, I don't think so... but I don't even remember what Prince Migichika looked like in the first place."

"... you're really rude."

"Hehe. That's what they often say."

I didn't praise you.

The customer is laughing at KeraKera.The subtle interaction between the brave "Dragon of the Fallen" and Prince Migichika invites a natural laugh.These two characters have a unique atmosphere, and if they play well, they can reassure guests.Ichifuku felt a definite touch on the high throne.

"Well, the owner of the tavern looked worried that the brave racker had gone upstairs, but after a while, you'll hear a laugh from upstairs.Strangely, the owner peeks into the room, where he sees a hero and dwarf drinking pleasantly..... "

Um, Luca-sama......?

Looking back at the shopkeeper, the brave Lucca, sitting perfectly on the floor, greeted him with a smile.

Ah, the shopkeeper, I knew this guy!Migichika Migichika! It's okay, don't worry!You're not a bad guy!I promise. "

Oh, the store owner. If there's any luck, just tell me. "

Haah......

Migichika smiles and talks to Pom Pom and Migichika on the back of the shopkeeper.

Speaking of which, Migichika.Do you remember that time?At the Dwarf Castle dinner party, when you offered me a match. "

Ah, even if I remember.I was completely indifferent at that time.You made me crazy in front of a Dwarf royal nobleman celebrity without any trouble. "

Hearing that, the brave Lucca laughs as if she had been played.

Ahahaha! No, because it would be rude if it was too much trouble.You cried like a dog because of me. "

That's right. Since I was born, I've never lost a match with anyone.It's only natural that you cry.Hey, I really regretted that time, hahahahaha!!

……

From the side, seeing a completely humiliating episode, like a treasure, and seeing Dwarf's expression so loving, the shopkeeper realized that he had no mistake in looking at his own person and gently went downstairs.

What do you mean by temperament?Well, they must be two horses originally.We are showing a tremendous boost.You call a zombie picker a zombie? "

The funny shrugging of his shoulders induced the guests to laugh.