Rakugo in Another World

"Then the next morning, the brave Racca and Dwarf prince Migichika started drinking potato liquor and made a fuss.Then, in the evening, instead of accumulating bumps, you draw a dragon on the impulse, exposing it to the moon's light and releasing it outside.But the dragon was still incredibly strong.Same as the day before yesterday, even Raccoon the Streamstone brave could not stand his teeth, breaking the collision on the verge of being chewed to death and being saved.Yeah, I wonder if I can stay like this, but the next day, the two of us will start drinking in the morning, instead of drawing a dragon and shining on the moon's light.It's a repetition. Of course, there is an intrusion into whether it is necessary for only one person, the owner of the tavern, to intentionally put in a scheme that continues to hurt, such as "Draw instead of drinking", but none of the characters in this raven notice such a question.Well, rakugo is originally like that.I can't laugh if I care about the details, customer. "

(1) The words that reached the strange view of blessings boiled the customer.

With that technique, I let you get into the conversation, and then I let the customer laugh when I get back to Futoni.

Looking at the atmosphere of the customer, he releases the ad if there is a gap.(i) It is a business that enables the concentration of blessings.

Gwaaaahh!!

Lucky! It's melting!I'm melting!!

Uuuuuuuuuuu!

Yeah, it's a dragon!I'm the one! Don't melt Okra!

Migichika!

Miggie!!

"People gather like spectators to watch dragons and brave men fight night after night.As a tavern where dragons can be seen, Ultra Raku taverns are bustling.Regular elves and dwarfs who usually come to watch rakugo also feel like, "Well then, shall we go and watch the dragon?"But this Ancient Dragon is really strong, as I have said many times.Prince Migichika will join us, but he is still invincible.The contract must be one-on-one in the first place, so we must not step up.I mean, isn't that right? Who am I supposed to sign a contract with when I become a dragon on a hundred-to-one basis?In the first place, there are a lot of powerless people, and even the dragons are poor."The contract is one person per contract."Always use one person's power to compete with another.

In this way, if the loss comes, the impulse in the store will finally disappear.The brave racker said, "I wonder what to draw today," and said, "Well, anything in the inn is fine.Walls and floors.Ah, yes, there was a two-sided mirror.I don't mind that. Well, no matter what you draw, if you get pinched, you'll have to bust it.Whether it's a wall or a floor or a shop, "he visited the tavern thinking about such a mess.

Now, I'm going to be here with a full house, but I'm the only one who lives in an ultra-luxury pub.

The samurai was cherished because they rallied at the bar's throne several times a day and called guests.

It certainly contributed to sales.

Oh, what a wonderful and interesting handsome housekeeper..... "

"Hey, it's about you, Ipk!

The customer bursts into the rough rhetoric of Ichifuku with a laugh.

"Don't tear it up, customer.It's wild, isn't it? No, it's not like that.I already know the habit..... "

When Ippuku murmurs happily, a warm laugh occurs in the guest seat.

It was indeed peace itself.

"Prince Migichika was still asleep in his room because the day came a little too early in the morning.The hero, Racca, had him put in the tavern before the opening and drank water at the counter.I've been talking to you about this. "

Luca-sama, it's been a lot of noise lately.

Ah, sir, I'm sorry.You can't sleep so loud, can you?

Well, I'm mostly telling stories in my room at night.I'm concentrating, and I'm not really paying attention. "

In the plain words of the samurai, the brave Lucca inadvertently opened her mouth.

The dragons are all over your head, and you don't notice?Husband is a fool, too.Isn't there a rakugo bug in your head?

Ahahah. Exactly.So, what's going on?

Ah, actually......

The brave Lucca explained the situation overwhelmingly.

Then the housekeeper nodded and murmured with his face.

Ah, I see. That's a "loose sparrow."

"Sparrow"?What is that? "

This is a raven.

"So the samurai sits next to the brave racker.Sigh, take a breath and slowly exhale.The next time I say something, the world will change. "

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Twenty and a half miles west of Nihonbashi to Tokaido, and the ninth inn from Shinagawa Inn is Odawara Inn, the first castle town to leave Edo.

There was a shy man who appeared at Odawara Inn.To tell you how dressed you are, double black wings are, well, double red wings burned in the sun.The white part of the crest is also black.

No one would ask such a man, but the husband and wife who pulled their sleeves were the only little travelers.

The man said softly, "I'll stay.I will keep a hundred taels in the money, "the owner laughs and refuses." No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. "

Now, a few days later, the shopkeeper goes to the man who has eaten and drank a lot and says, "I'm sorry but I want you to pay a little because I'm getting a little bit more money."

The shopkeeper was surprised when the man said, "There's no money."

Huh? I thought you said there were a hundred pieces of money in your pocket...

"I'd be happy if I had a hundred pairs...That's what I said. "

Oh no......Oh, my God, I've hosted the empty one. "

The owner of the yard drops a big shoulder, but the man says he's a traveling painter and says, "All right, let's draw a picture of the yard collision on the asshole."The sparrow painting was forcibly painted in the middle of the day without even listening to the disgusting words of the shop owner, saying, "It is troublesome to be painted on your own."

Leaving only the depicted impulse of the five sparrows, the man left the station.

"What a beautiful sparrow painting...You can sell it! Ahhh, I have no choice but to close the shop... "

The owner thought he had been hit and lost a lot of money, but then something strange happened immediately.

In the morning, a sparrow comes out of the picture, jumps around, and returns to the picture.

Now, then, rumors call out that there is a place with strange paintings, and the bustle is huge.It's full of nights, nights, and reservations.

And finally, this sparrow painting will be in the eyes of the feudal lord Kaga Okubo.

Hmm, this painting is really great.Dear shopkeeper, would you please sell it in thousands? "

That's what you're asked to do. The shopkeeper was also delighted.However, if the owner of a respectable shop refuses to sell the painter, he will ask the lord to wait.

And then one day, a while later,An old man wants to see a sparrow depicted in an impulse.

When the old man saw the sparrow depicted in the rush, he immediately said:

This won't work.Hey shopkeeper, if this sparrow stays like this, it will die. "

The shopkeeper was also in a hurry.

"Oh, no?!Is that true?

Oh, it's true. Check it out.There is no stopping tree in this painting where sparrows can rest their wings.If there is no stop tree, the sparrow will eventually run out and die. "

Hee, that's not how it works.Because the lord wants it.A thousand pairs? If you let this die, my neck will be gone. "

The old man glanced at the desperate shopkeeper and said.

"Then hold the brush."

And the old man stopped in a rush and drew the tree, and left.

Drawing a cage and a stopping tree allowed the sparrow to rest its feathers and averted the crisis.

Furthermore, the painting added to the painting touched the lord's eyes again: "This was further polished by the cooperation of two celebrities.Okay, let's buy two thousand pairs. "

Needless to say, the store owner was so happy that he turned his eyes.

Now, after a while, the man who first painted the sparrow came back to the yard, waiting for him.

"How's the sparrow?" When I said, "Another painter's old man came and painted a cage and a tree stopped."

I see... a cage and a tree!I missed it.Shop owner, show me that picture!

Immediately lead them upstairs to the collision.

The man who saw the painting of the cage and the stopping tree unexpectedly lay flat in front of the collision and shouted.

"Ah, I'm so sorry, Father!As long as you're ashamed.

The shopkeeper will now be surprised at the words.

"Father? So, is that old painter your father?

Oh, that's right.My father took care of me while I was playing without studying painting. "

The store owner said that he was completely impressed.

Ah, is that so?But aren't you a celebrity from your husband to your parents and children?Even the lord of the clan admitted it.I painted such a fine sparrow.Your father will be delighted. "

In response, the man shook his neck and said:

No, no one's as unfaithful as me.I basketed my parents. "

―― ―― ―― ――

As the housekeeper finished the rakugo, the brave Lucca clapped.

I'm impressed that Migichika got up sometime and listened to it beside me.

"It was called" Lost Sparrow. "It's a digest.

I see. Certainly, the situation is more or less similar to the details.Stay where you pop out of the picture.So, what kind of monster is a tin?

The housekeeper answers the question with a smile.

No, sparrows are really cute birds in my world.

What? What is that?!This is a dragon, right?

The brave Lucca shouted at the ceiling.

Try it, at all......Ah, speaking of which, what does that mean in the end?He said "basket basket."Why would you do that to a sage?

Ah, I wondered about that too.A strangely dressed man with a good mouth.Can you tell me?

"It is a house called Ikfuku Rakugotei.Nice to meet you, Prince Migichika. "

The samurai greets Migichika and begins explaining.

Sage called "basket."My old profession in the world used to be called "driving cage".Well, if you think of it as a "carriage flight" that moves people around in boxes. "

"I see. So?

And there were a lot of rough people who were not in the profession of "cage driving", and they didn't have a very good reputation.Well, I suppose there was also an occupationally discriminatory connotation.Therefore, it is often used as an example of a bad meaning, and when it comes to "driving a parent in a cage," it means "having a terrible filial infidelity."As for the beard in this story, as a painter, it is stylish with the meaning of "parents painted the bird cage (...)" and the word "driving cage". "

After listening to the careful explanation of the samurai, the brave people nodded convincingly, Racca and Migichika.

Hmm, I see. In other words, it means "unfaithful".It's like saying, "Let your parents pay for it."

Oh, is that how you say it at the terminal?

Oh, I see.Together. It means "unfaithful."

I see. "Let your parents pay for it."

This time, the housekeeper nodded enthusiastically.

So, I'm going to go back to rakugo.Well, to put it simply, my son's painting was flawed, wasn't it?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about in this case: "The dragon is too strong."Well, maybe that's not all... "

The heroes, Racca and Hayashi, searched for the commonalities between the current situation and the fallacies and began their analysis.

If it's an actual rakugo, then my father comes and adds a cage and a tree to the painting, right?

Yes, so in this case King Dwarf will come and draw something for the contract with the Dragon.To be nostalgic... is it around the "rope"? "

The words of the samurai sparkle the eyes of the brave Lucca.

Oh! That's what I'm sure of!Hey, Migichika, just draw a rope on the impulse, and you'll do it. "

"Prince Migichika. Can you draw a rope?

Migichika asked me, but unfortunately I shook my head.

No, I can't.I'm short of training.I can't draw anything yet.No, I can draw, but I can't put my soul in it.That makes no sense. It's just a painting. "

You can draw a dragon that escapes the painting, but you can't draw a rope?It's kind of sticky.

Migichika explains to Luca, a brave man who leans his neck without falling into his heart.

The dragon has been with my soul since I was born.So when I'm 18, I can paint almost unconditionally. "

Hmm, that's what I mean.

"But as Yip said, it's easy for my father to draw a rope with a contract mark directly on the dragon in the painting."

The brave racker shouted in unintentional voice.

Direct contract stamp on the painting?Is that what you're supposed to do?

Yeah, I'm sure it will be.

Migichika nodded confidently.

Hee, that's handy.When the moon shines out, the dragon is a faithful servant. "

Oh, but it's not easy.It takes a bloody exercise to get there. "

Migichika speaks with a smile to proudly say so.

"The prince is respectful of your father."

Oh, of course.He's the great Dwarf King. "

Migichika nodded with her chest high.

Well then, we need to figure out how to manage the dragon with Migichika's current power.Ah, yes. Can you draw meat?Draw meat in the picture.Let's have some meat!Am I a genius?

Luca, what did you hear?I can't draw.I can't draw meat. "

The brave Lucca shrugs her shoulders as she gets a little angry with the stupid talk.

Ah, yes. Then I'll ask.What would you paint?

"... only dragons."

Migichika replies, and the brave Lucca exclaims.

"... is it just dragons?

Oh, I can only draw dragons yet.But I'm confident in drawing dragons.It's the most powerful ancient dragon I've ever seen. "

"We're in trouble because he's too strong."

The brave Lucca was stunned and could only penetrate without strength.

If Migichika is stupid enough to sign the contract and can't write meat, then there's only a forced breakthrough.But no matter what you think, you can't force a breakthrough.The dragon is too powerful.It doesn't have to be a "tether."I wonder if there's any way to halve the strength... "

Migichika can't draw a rope.

Or can only draw dragons.

The dragon is too strong.

Contracts are concluded only on a one-on-one basis.

There is no collision left.

Draw on the wall or on the floor.Ah, do you have a double sided mirror...

"Uhm... I can't think of anything!

I vaguely lined up the information I have now, but it was a work in progress.

Lakka, a brave man who had thought with his head in his arms, called out to him with a relaxed laugh.

Well, Mr. Luca, please wait a little longer.Soon, King Dwarf, the father of Prince Migichika, will show up to draw a "rope", and everything will be fine like a "sparrow".... "

I don't like that....

Yes?

The housekeeper answers unexpectedly.

I said I don't like it.That's enough... even if you think it's rakugo. "