Rakugo in Another World

"I was wondering how to explain the 'longhouse' that comes out of rakugo, but when I look at the town of Cytopia, there are definitely more buildings with houses lined up with cherry and separated by a wall than in the world I lived in.Yeah, that's the Longhouse.That's why I saved myself the trouble of explaining. "

Having said that, ICHIBUKU had a lovely smile on his face.

"Well, there's a story that happens in such a place, where everyone's familiar stupid man gets his wife... yes, there is.I'd like you to join me in a seat called "Miss Bermuda-Triangle."

What was that?

Mijabi did not miss the unnatural time when he stared at the distance for a moment as he was speaking.

When I woke up, I looked surprised and immediately started talking.

What the hell was that?

Even if I look at the neighboring crane, it's not like something strange has happened.

Did you notice in the meantime because you were careful not to miss a single stroke of luck?

Otherwise, just because I am not used to it, it is not particularly strange that ICHIBUKU's behavior is now, but it may be what it is originally.

I'm sure it is.

As soon as he came to that conclusion, Mijabi returned to his high ground.

One blessing slams the ground with a fan.

At that moment, the world changes.

Is there a lock or something?

Ah, this is Jin-san.What's the matter?

No, it doesn't matter.I just came to see your face.That's what I usually say, but I really wanted to help you today. "

Well, that's unusual.Jin-san also has a big purpose.

"What do you think people are, Rock?"

Jin frowned at Rock when he felt unexpected.

The name of the main character of the Alternative Rakugo was determined by Rock.It is Mr. Jin who is hiding.

Since it was discovered that the name as a fixed character would be used in "dust and dick," ICHIBUKU thought that it would be easier for customers to become familiar with certain characters even in different world rakugo.

Of course, it is the name that Kisara-san and Shinpei are playing with.

"No, you're old, aren't you?I thought I'd take care of my wife. "

Rock was delighted to jump at Mr Jin's words.

Is that your wife? Yeah? Yeah.No, I'm glad. Are you sure you can get it?Give it to me, daughter-in-law!!

"Please... you're not a toy."

Jin bursts in with a bitter smile.

No, I don't mind if you get along.Now let's move on to dating.But I have to tell you before, but actually, there's a little scratch on my wife. "

Jin-san said so in a slightly difficult way.Rock blurred his expression and sighed loudly.

I knew it... No, I thought that would be the case.That's true, right?People who have no problems will not come to Oira's place to marry me, right?Yeah, don't tell anyone!I know...That daughter-in-law's status is 3, right?

Rock shook his palm at Mr Jin.

But it looks pretty good that Oira "wants" 45, so, well, it's going to be okay. Ah, but if "cool" is 3, it's troublesome.I only have six oils.Couples don't add up to 10, so it's not a story. "

"What are you talking about?"

Jin stumbles into the rock where he talks on his own.

Is that it? Is that it?Is that it? So what's the number 3?Hmm, but I wonder if choosing a woman with her face is also a man.All right, here's what we'll do!"Tsukiyoshi" 3 is fine, so let's start with "Kukiyomi" 30 instead of "Fun" 50!

"So, what are you talking about?"

Mr Jin finally laughed at the runaway of Rock.

At the same time, the guests laughed.

At that moment, Mijabi felt the whole tavern wrapped in soft, spring windy air.

Skillfully incorporate familiar status into the conversation with the terminal's people, resulting in a well-tempered conversation.

This is Lacgo.

--This is such a stunning status talk.I wonder if there was a concept of status in the world he was in.

Mijabi analyzed so calmly.

Incidentally, for reference, Krane's "taste" is 125 and Damaya's "kuyomi" is 2.For the terminal, status was closely related not only to combat but also to the personality of the individual.

And Mijabi understood why the rumor that he was not a shaman arose.

Together with the person who was talking to us earlier, and the two people who are now spinning the story while looking alternately from left to right, the three people are completely different, called voices and good ways to talk and good expressions.From Mijabi's point of view, I can only imagine using magic to possess another person's spirit.

I have an exclusive contract with this spirit, and how much does Rakutaipk pay in return?If you think about the price of soul contract, it is a calculation that half of the life has already been taken with "number of people × time".

Well, if you want to talk about your status so much, I don't mind if I copy it....

When Jin said that, he stuffed tobacco grass into the cigarette tube and pointed his index finger towards the tip of the tube, using the magic that ignites fire without chanting, he lit the cigarette.

"Phew."

And the smoke was slowly exhaled from his mouth, and Mijabi's eyes seemed.

- Is that it?

Mijabi doubted his eyes.

If you look closely, there is no smoke and there is no fire.

In addition, what Ichifuku had in his hand was a short stick, not even a cigarette holder.

Phew, I'm sure I'm curious about my wife's status....

Jin nods well and affirms Rock's earlier behavior.

"Phew, but everything is represented by status... Phew, it's nothing."

Even if you know it, if you are alarmed, you will have the illusion that Ichifuku is "actually smoking" cigarettes.

The moment I thought I smoked spa and cigarettes, "No.Look, it's nothing. "" No, but it's actually smoking, definitely. "" What are you talking about?Check it out. I don't have any cigarettes. "" No, but... "

What the hell is going on here?

Miyabi suddenly twisted his neck without knowing why, and Klange laughed next door.

"Miyabi, that's a fake."

"Shake it?"

"Oh, by using traditional tools from different worlds in rakugan, we make it seem as if there really is all sorts of stuff in the story.Now you see the "fan" that Ichifuku-sama has as a cigarette holder. "

Miyavi nodded impressed by Klane's polite explanation.

"Heh, that's right.I was surprised when I thought you were really smoking. "

Klein laughed joyfully at the words.

"I guess so. Anyone who sees a rakugo for the first time is bound to be surprised.Me, too.I thought Ikfuku-sama was really eating chinchillone. "

"Wow, that's right.Are you sure you can't smoke or eat?

"Ah, now you're going to lose your emotions.It's just a "swing."

Heh.

Miyabi was honestly impressed by Klein's polite explanation.

Ichifuku smokes slowly, and the audience applauds him.

Princess Subliminal and others borrowed a battle baton from her neighbor, Zinda Spring, to mimic a sudden smoking gesture.

"Hmm, but you're right, I'm sure the couple care about" carrots "and" treats. "Maybe it's the most important thing. "

Jin-san nods well as he says so.

Right. "Garlic" and "delicious" are the most important things."I don't care if it's a little too low."

"Oh, by the way, don't worry about appearance.The other side's "smell" is not 250. "

Into 250!!??

The number said to be saggy, and Rock was astonished as his eyes popped out.

"Noddiness" 250 was, in fact, an outrageous number.

There are 225 Subliminal Princesses called "Cytopia Gems."

There is no doubt that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.

It's an elf. It's the only survivor of a nobleman who went down 500 years ago.I think I was 520 years old.Well, it's not about the age of the elves, so it's very beautiful.{

When Jin points his finger at the wall and uses magic, the matching photo shows a beautiful elf.

"Hah, uhh, beautiful... it's true!!This is 250!

The beauty stunned Rock unexpectedly.

"This guy wants to get married."

"Do you want to get married? 520 years old?Why are you so beautiful? You've never done that before?

When it comes to aristocracy, it wasn't always close to home, but sometimes I gained various experiences, such as adventurers, sometimes military personnel, etc., and passed through magic and knowledge, which is behavioral and high-spec.It's famous in various fields.So, after all the things Mora Vientiane did, I thought about what I had left behind, and I realized that I wasn't married yet. "

Ah, is that so?It seems like "coolness" is low, but maybe that's what it is. "

Rock is strangely convinced while twisting his neck.

Well, there are places where elves are missing.Are you saying you can't see around?And yet, I look like I'm the most decent person in the world, so the quality is bad. "

Guests are laughing at the crisp, mouth-watering elf criticism.

Dwarves and so on said, "I told you, you're right!"I was glad to clap my hands.

Then what is this "scratch", Mr. Jin?Please tell me!

I can't stay or stay, so I ask Rock.

"Hmm. In a sense, should I say" coolness "is too high?No, actually, the words are too polite.You've lived in all sorts of worlds for over 500 years, right?They have a lot of knowledge and experience, so they use a lot of difficult words. "

Listening to Mr Jin's story, Locke had a neat face as if he had clapped.

"... eh? Too polite?Is that all?

Oh, I see.

That's no problem!!No Problem!! Isn't that the only beauty that comes to my wife?

I don't care! All right, let's get the oil right away.Now, hurry up. Give it to me, my wife CHO-DAI!!

That's why I'm not saying it like I'm going to give you a toy.But if you want so much, good is quick.Let's talk to them and get ready.

I did it! Talk fast, Jiji!I love you! Hyah!!

It was a rock of great joy to be given a beautiful elf wife.