Rakugo in Another World

Looking at the elf woman Mr Jin had brought in, Rock rose to heaven.

The images projected by magic were also beautiful, but when they actually appeared in front of my eyes, my eyes were dazzled without thinking of their gorgeous appearance.

A truncated eye that makes you feel the strength of your will in your elf's unique sharp ears.Lips that are as neat as sculptures smile.The sluggishly stretched limbs are like goddesses jumping out of fables and myths.

Smooth, glossy, long black hair like black crystal, the elf entered Rock's house.

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As Rock slowly opens his mouth and falls in love, Elf slowly loosens his mouth and speaks for the first time.

Hmm, is this the home of a human race?A nostalgic smell that makes you feel a history that has slipped through prosperity and abandonment many times.Oh, yeah, don't remember... 400 years ago, when Mercator, the brave man who was in school, recognized his qualities and went on an adventure together.A secret land visited by the dwarves in search of a treasure that sleeps more solemnly than ancient times.The house of the chief of the dwarf tribe who saw me there.It is similar to the pillars and ceilings that are similar to historic buildings, fragile and shaped but somewhat nostalgic.Interesting and elegant, you can almost feel the ruthlessness of the world.... just delightful. "

Elves looked around Rock's house with joy and said so.

Rock stood there for a while without knowing why, but he managed to squeeze and asked Jin-san.

"... um, Jin-san.Is this better? Um, Oira's wife...?

Oh, that's right.

Jin nodded loudly with a smile.

The old man of the human race, no, you are just like children to me, but let me call you that for a convenience.Fu, I don't mind if you mock and laugh at my impudence.So this man is my son-in-law?

Elves, like Rock, ask Jin who she's marrying.Mr Jin affirmed, lowering his head many times as he was afraid.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.This is the man.

I see......

Elves face the lock.It was the first time we looked at each other.

Oh?

The expression of the elf changed.

You......

Ha, yes. Hey, what's up?

The world's most beautiful woman stares at me seriously, and Rock doesn't feel like it.

... you look alike.

What?

That said, the elf lifted the edge of his mouth slightly and laughed.

"Fu, don't remember... the dark war of 322 years ago.Yeah, I'm sure it's time.I met a human race general and an elf warrior magician.By aligning the blades and diving the dead line, both the enemy and the general of the human race became attracted to nature.Of course, it was stupid to meet each other, but it was a scattered battlefield love without even talking to each other alone.After a long struggle, I remember the torn chest pain I felt when I stabbed the General myself, like yesterday.But he did laugh then.At that moment I realized.The fact that we already had a complete understanding of each other.Looking back at my life, I don't think I've had such a happy moment.Intense face, trained body, willful eyes.If you close your eyes even now, you can remember it completely.Ah, it looks exactly like...You look just like the grass that the general of the human race was always equipped to eat.The rounded outline, the colour of the dirty skin, the body stuck to its face is thin and looks like a skewer.The green aura seeping out of your body, visible by the evil eye given by my magical god, is just the grass itself.I'm sure of it. Were you reborn into a human race after being eaten?It's ironic to be a predator from a predator.This is why we live long.I'll give you one piece of advice.You should be careful when eating your pussy.At that moment, your mouth, your teeth, and your chewing are all yours and yours.Fufu, this is the first time in 45 years that you've spoken of redundancy.Well, that also makes sense in the world...No, no, the world is going to be happy. "

That said, the elf put his hand to his mouth and laughed softly.

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"Now, shall we celebrate our destiny to meet again in this world?"

When the elves snip their fingers, two glasses of fruit liquor appear magically.Bring one of them to the lock.

Elves and grass, creatures and inorganics, Katakana and Hiragana, the two men who were destined as enemies, will become the boys of the elves and human race, and will become a couple tonight.God does fashionable things once a thousand years.Exactly joy. To our reunion, to our bonds and to our reunion of gods!

The chin and two glasses resonate.The elves drank fruit wine to taste.

Rock was in utmost confusion.

--What the hell is he talking about?Was it grass in your last life?What the hell is that?

I can't follow you completely.

She looks incredibly beautiful. However, the more you say it, the more anxiety you feel that fades its beauty, the more you attack the rock.

Rock, what are you playing at?Why don't you open your mouth?Hospitality. "

Jin is careful not to open his mouth forever.

"... ah, ahh.That's right. "

So Rock returned to me and gave me the tea candy he had prepared.

Um, I just had a drink.Tea, please. I also have sweets.

Oh, sorry.Let's have it. "

Without any hesitation or complaint, the elf took tea with his opposite hand to the glass of fruit liquor and sipped it.

Mm......

The elf raised his eyebrows with a twinkle.With that look, Rock feels anxious.

Um, what's wrong?Didn't it taste good?

"Fu, don't remember..."

Huh?

That was 356 years ago.Aiming for the world's best magician, I was searching for the ultimate magical ancient document in the Montreux continent.At that time, the third of the seven trials in the temple corridor, the same kind of wind that was blown when fighting the Flame King Gatten Freak on the floor of the Flame Prison, would now be felt in the dwellings of the human race.The circle around here. Cruise industry.You said it was a corrupt way to get rid of overlapping problems.This is just the joy. "

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Silence flows through the room.

Rock suddenly asked Jin for help.

"Um, what the hell did you just say over there, Jin-san?

Jin replied slowly, shaking his head vertically.

Ah, they said tea was hot.

Hmm!? Does the long dialogue mean "hot"?It's troublesome! I'm sure it won't be hot while I'm talking.Besides, the last thing I said was "pleasure".... "

Well, I've lived a long life.The words are polite. "

"Polite...? Ha.I see. "

Embarrassed by Mr. Jin, Rock twisted his neck but managed to nod on the spot.

Next, the elves contain Locke's prepared confectionery in their mouths.

Then one eyebrow rose again.

"This... don't remember. 289 years ago, when I was walking around the neighborhood because I had nothing to do, I got lost in the Spirit Forest.It was precisely that day that the balance of the new moon and the true moon overlapped in proportion and inverse proportion, and the door of the forest was open. The spirits opened a great welcome ceremony for their first guests in 100 years, but they performed the acts passed down to the spiritual clan from generation to generation.Exactly now, it seems that that funny sweet dance band (London) is dancing in my mouth.... just delightful. The old man of the human race.Don't you think so?

No, it's just the greatest pleasure.Hahahaha "

Jin nodded back to Elf with a laugh.

But I still don't understand what you're saying to Rock.I asked Jin again.

Jin-san, what was that...?

Oh, I said, "The sweets are delicious."

It's been a long time! "Delicious" stuff!

Unexpectedly, the lock penetrated.

--Something's wrong.That elf...

Rock talks to Jin in a small voice.

Jin-san, please tell me.The status of that person.... "

What are you talking about?I told you before.That guy's "snuffiness" is 250.I'm not lying. You'll see, won't you?

I understand that.There is no doubt about it.That's not what Oira is asking... "

Locke asked him to raise his face as if he had decided to cut the words off.

What's his status... was there ?

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"... Jin-san"

Jin murmured after a silence that seemed to last forever.

"... 526."

It was amazing.

I knew it! What a pain!

Rock makes a sad voice.

Well, there are places where words are too polite.

It's not polite.I don't think so.

Rock twists his neck suddenly.Yes, that beautiful elf has a different dimension than politeness.

Well, basically, it's okay if you nod and laugh "Yes, joy and joy".I don't understand more than half of what he says. "

Yeah? No way!?

"It's okay, it's okay. Then will I be allowed to go home in this corner?All right, Rock. All we need for couples is "garlic" and "treats"!Don't forget to get along!

Ah, Jin-san, wait!Don't leave me alone!

Without listening to Rock, Mr Jin went back like that.

All that was left was an asshole and a painful elf.

"Hmm, did the old man disappear into darkness..."

"Don't tell me Jin is dead."

The two of us will be alone and the lock will be in trouble.

Uhm, thank goodness.

Hmm? Is the old man here again?I just left.

No, that's not it.I said, oh, my God.Ah, is that it?Hmm, this one's hard to talk to.No, no, this is just a scratch. "

It's difficult to have a conversation.The other word is difficult, and this simple word is self-explanatory.

Lock is in the way on the wall of words.

If there was anyone, it would still be a while.It's just the two of us. "

The elf responded to the words whispering in a sigh.

What? Alone.No, don't remember...There was a moment in the past when there were only two of us in the world.... "

Um, please don't remember.It's troublesome. It's been a long time since you remembered it, isn't it?

I've been talking about it a lot since before, but I think it's better not to talk about old men.I think there is a difference between human and elf ethics. "

Rock was surprisingly calm himself.

Yes, he's been pushing in all along.Unconsciously, he understands that he doesn't have the soil.

Meanwhile, the elves are kind of laughing fun.

"Fufu... it's been 125 years since I've been tamed by a human race.... happiness "

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--It's troublesome.

Locke has completely disliked it.

But it is a good thing for this man to walk around feeling that way.

Well, I can't help but have a dark face.We're married, so we have to know each other. "

Oh, you said something good.Let me ask you something.What's your first and last name?

"Eh? Life (...)? Ah, a hit point?That's 69. Because it's a lock.

Oh, Rock?That's a short name again. "

Well, life expectancy is short compared to elves.Yeah, it's short-lived. "

A conversation between two people who don't seem to bite each other and are somehow connected.

"Hey, what did that mean?

"We're mistaking 'first and last name', 'life', 'short name' and 'short life' for each other.What's interesting is that the conversation is somehow closed. "

Ah, I see.

Seeing the Elf politely explaining to the dwarf, Mijabi had a glimpse of how the raven took between the species who were friends with the dog monkey.

Next, Oira will ask you a question.What's your name?

The elf answers the question with his chest full.

"My name?I came out of the darkness of darkness, a forgotten apostle who slept slightly in the world of the abyss.The younger name is "asterisk" and the pseudonym is "candy lop", but the two names are "wind, anger, war, astonishment and slight sleep princess".Thus do the people of dusk call me, when they are called this world, and when they are irritated by reason, they are corrupted by foolishness."Bloodstained Miss Bermuda-Triangle."

Having heard everything, Locke rounded his eyes and exhaled loudly.

Hah, what a long name!Can you remember? Um, "People who are better off eating shikoku than eating shikoku disease, and have windows and ROM legs in the New Year's world?Youme is tomorrow squirrel, bear, Naha "... eh, no?

Elf shakes his neck with a beautiful face.

Well, that's right.Call me Bermuda. "

Oh, I see.I'll call you Bermuda-san.

With a short name, Rock was relieved from the bottom of his heart.

Well then, let's continue with the question.Next time, I'll ask you what food you like. "

What?

No, uh.What do you like to eat... (...)?

Hmm, you like minerals (...). I see.Oliharkon and Dark Matter. I don't have eyes on Evil Diamonds. "

The answer to Bermuda-Triangle is that Rock is terrifying.

Hah, you can eat all kinds of hard stuff.Differences in food culture.This is so chaotic and terrifying about what's lined up on the table. "

Chaos? Ha, chaos and katastrophes in the world (...) are not what they started now.

When he heard the words, Rock had a reassuring expression.

"Okaz is Stroganoff (...)? Do you like beef stroganoff?Oh, you finally have something to cook.But after all, you like high-end (...) dishes.Because Bermuda-san is elegant from the looks.

"Fu, Chaos is definitely a permanent (...) existence.But don't give me that compliment, Rock.If I confess, the words I just said are for sale.That famous sage, Rone. "

"Ah, do you also like chinchillone (...)?Oh no, you eat common-law food too!I'm so happy!

Soon the distance between the two was shrinking.

Rock keeps asking questions.

What is your hobby?

A hobby? I suppose I told you 100 years ago it was a life-and-death observation of other species.But my life is too long.And I'm tired of it. "

And he laughed scornfully, and said,

"I can get into the battlefield as soon as I can, but I don't remember the red tide, just the poisonous smile."

Hey, are your hobbies embroidery (...), tea (...) and reading (...)?It's kind of like a lady with a deep window. "

In Rock's words, Bermuda-Triangle widened his eyes and showed the most astonishing expression of the day.

You used to say true ancestral spiritual lady (...).I'm surprised...No, you're right.That's a good point.I am the witch who is the true heart of the Erfen tribe and the source of God.Carrying the mission of feeding the spirits of the ancestors of our brothers and sisters, the spiritual daughter of our true ancestors (...). The secret that we have kept for more than 500 years can be said to the human race we met for the first time.And that's who I'm going to be.I have to believe in destiny.Exactly, the greatest pleasure of my life!

Bermuda-Triangle looked up at the ceiling and laughed softly.

Rock, I like you.Let's extend your life by 100 years with the Forbidden Curse. "

Bermuda-Triangu snipped his fingers and the angel feathers around the lock made him dance wildly laughing.

I kind of liked it!Life expectancy increased by 100 years!Why!? Lucky '

Rock was sincerely delighted to sign the piece.

"You said you've never been married before, but is there anything else?I haven't experienced it. "

Hmm, that's still death (...)

"Deer (...)? You want to be a deer?

Bermuda-Triangle laughs and waves.

'No. Death.I've only experienced parole (...), but there's no death. "

"" Is there a reduction in coolness (...)? "Ahahah, that's fine.Because it's not cool enough to reduce the number of oils. "

"What?" "Night colors are more visible than hells?Locke says something interesting.Exactly. I only visited once 212 years ago, but, as I said, hell was dark as night. "

Hahaha, is that so?

The conversation between the two is chaotic, but the difference and mistake is interesting to the customer.

Every time they had a conversation, there was a laugh.

Miyabi is totally impressed that she can't think like this often.

I'm saying, "Cool," but do you care about the status?Well, I've heard a lot from Jin-san.Well, it's not like Oila's bad head started right now.Uzi Uzi (...) You can't do that.I can't (...) help it.As an oiler, it was refreshing.

When Rock pulled his hand down and laughed, Bermuda-Triangle smiled in concert and said.

Oh, yes, the hell vermin (...) tasted refreshing when eaten with salt and ginger (...).

"Why are you talking about suddenly eating a hellworm!?Stop it! It's disgusting!

Continue the depiction that makes sense, and suddenly it doesn't make sense.A technique that makes the recipient feel a fresh surprise while feeling betrayed.Miyabi thought it was a brilliant trick that could still be used for military law.

But, you know, I've been talking about it a lot.Isn't it okay?

I wondered what would happen at first, but Rock was completely relieved.

Anything else that bothers you?Ah, a job?Oira works hard and conveniently and does things like daily employment.Basically, I live an irresponsible life with time and wind. "

Well, are you from the wind?

No, it's not that big.I don't really like working.I want to be rugged.I want to be dazzling all year round. "

"Do you like fatigue?"

And I love napping.It would be great to dream in a warm place.

"Hmm, it's a warm dream to see from daytime.It's a sweet darkness. "

Well, that's the place.I really like the difficult language.

Rock and Bermuda-Triangle laughed face to face.

I see. Fatigue (...) and sweet darkness (...) are the most important things for the wind. "

Oh, that's right!No, I was wondering what would happen at first, but it doesn't make any sense!This is going to make a good couple!

Rock nodded satisfactorily when he slapped his hands.

Bermuda-san is right!For the couple (...), "Ninda (...)" and "Tasty (...)" are the most important things. "

When Ichifuku lowered his head, a huge applause arose.Miyabi also clapped his hands naturally.