Rakugo in Another World

"Ah, Ichifuku-sama.How about this?

Mijabi holds the clothing store's merchandise in his hand.

Ichifuku smiles bitterly when he sees the sun-embroidered clothes filled with his cytopia emotions.

Hmm, that's a bit flashy.

"Oh, is that so?So what's this?

Now Miyabi gets the clothes with the moon embroidery.

"No, even if the sun turns into the moon, the overall design is the same, so it's flashy...."

Mijabi gives out his tongue.

"Ah, how about this?It's heavy. "

That's what Mijabi recommended: an iron armor and a hullbird.

Looking at it, Ichifuku unexpectedly blew it out.

"No, Miyabi-sama.I can't equip myself with armor or weapons of any kind...I'm not going to be able to move a step. "

"It's a joke. If you look at it, you'll see."

When he saw Mijabi laughing brightly, the first blessing round his eyes.

"No, no, he's taken one."

And they smiled face to face.

"Oh, it's kind of a good vibe, Lucky Brother."

Clanger sneaks inside the store entrance.

"So, what are we going to do now?It depends on how they feel, right?If it's a good atmosphere, it might work as it should.Let's get out of here. "

Racca suggests so, but Klein doesn't understand.

"No, not yet.I'm thinking of a strategy to make them more intimate. "

"Hey you....."

Lucca sighed with astonishment.

"In the first place, why is my husband against Miyabi?There would have been another suitable woman. "

"No, what are you saying?When I think of a woman worthy of Ichifuku-sama, there is no other way to leave Miyabi behind. "

Kleinje shouted, "I'm glad..."

"The family is good, and the amount and personality are perfect.Has excellent abilities and is able to pay close attention.I don't even know how much her smile saved me.Color combinations are precisely the words used for her.In other words, it's perfect for Ichifuku-sama. "

…………

--That's why I'm telling you, this stupid bastard Tang Muki...I know that much, and I wonder why it makes me dull when I feel that way.

"What? Did you say something?

"No... nothing."

Lucca turned her back as if she had been flooded.

"So, what's the plan?Let me hear it.I can't believe I attacked those two in the guise of a villain... I guess it wasn't him. "

To such a raccoon, Crane sends a cold gaze like ice.

"What are you talking about?Don't you do such a stupid thing?My lucky brother's status is too biased towards his physical abilities.You'd better use your head more. "

Crane said his opinion without hesitation.Raccoon comes with it.

Well then, let me ask you something.

"Yeah, I figured out a plan based on the graffiti earlier.It's called "Bermuda-Traangle of Love."

Hmm, what do we do first?

Crane answers Racca's questions confidently.

Yes, first, I will transfer the clothes of Ichifuku-sama who is wearing them.

Hang on a second.

When he put one hand in front of his face and stopped, Racca stared at Klange.

"... hah? What are you talking about?

"Didn't you hear?He said, "First, I will erase the clothes of Ichifuku-sama."

"That's not what I meant."What are you talking about?I said '.What are you going to do with my husband's clothes off? "

"It will be decided.to get close to Miyabi. "

Klein only answers neatly.

"When happiness and naughty situations deepened the relationship between men and women, it was written in the literature I read the other day.What's even more amazing is that you were doing something similar to Rock in the raven earlier.It was a sneak peek practice. "

"No, I don't think so.It's too abrupt, and disappearing isn't a change of clothes in the first place... is it the opposite?

With his confused head tilted, Luca desperately points out something strange.

"The reverse? What is the reverse?

"Why can't I see my husband in his underwear?Transfer Miyabi's clothes and turn them off. "

The moment Racca said so, Klange was furious as a fiery fire.

"What are you talking about!!Poor Miyabi if she sees her underwear!!What if she cries!!What are you going to tell Pete's brother in front of the grave?!It's insane!Luca-san, I missed it!Next time you say something like that, you're done!

…………

Opens his mouth with Pocahontas to receive an arrow-like sermon of Krane transformed into a demon (oak).

--No, is my husband good...?I mean, you're totally in love with Miyabi.You really are a fucking idiot, a fucking mistaken son of a bitch.

"So, the rakugo said hello to Ichifuku-sama," Ka, you're lewd!"and screaming."

"No, I don't think my husband would call me Ka...What happens when I say it in the first place?What the hell is going on? "

Everything's wrong now.

Crane is basically serious enough to be stupid, but once it turns on, there are places where it really looks stupid.It was precisely that pattern now.

"Yes, there's nothing I can do about it.I'll be right there!

"Behavior Panels Still Front!

Execute what you have to say and Klange will start chanting right away.

"The God Schneizer, who is in charge of the dimensions of the terminal... please give me the business of moving and revealing matter.Please forgive me for distorting the world.Hopefully wear X and transfer your clothes below Y. Coordinate settings.X is called "Rakuchitei Ichifuku".Y = "Klane =..."

The sweat is blowing out from Klange's forehead.

That's true, Transfer Magic uses quite a bit of magic.

Speaking of genius summoners, the burden on them remains unchanged.

Racca looked at such a crane and thought vaguely.

I wonder what his obsession is.

Perhaps you really want Mijabi to be happy.

It has been so for a long time.I try to be very gentle with my family and try to do everything I can.

No, maybe you're giving up if you can't be happy.

- I can't help it. Just do it.Fine, I'm on your side.

With that in mind, Racca peeked at the two of them from behind and watched the execution of Klein 'er's operation, that is, the moment his blessed clothes disappeared.

Indeed, if ICHIBUKU suddenly appeared in his underwear, it would be called happing.Something may start and end.No, it's definitely over.

It's about time we finished chanting the Kluane.All that remains is to wait for that time.

And there it is.

"Oh, isn't this Lord Mijabi to Ichifuku?What a strange encounter. "

"What's wrong with this, Damaya?"

"No, I thought I'd do a little shopping sometimes."

Oh, really?

--Damaya appeared in the store with a faint face.

…………

Lucca had a bad feeling about it.

"Hey... Krah, wait.I just have a bad feeling about this situation.Wait, are you listening to me?When trying to emulate someone's idea in this way in general, isn't there a good thing that happened in rakugo?Hey, Krah. It's called a claw. "

"... set X's clothes to Z.Exclude "underwear" from this Z.Transfer Z only, i.e. clothes only.Please don't make any mistakes..... "

Crane is focused on chanting the transfer magic and can't hear it.

With all his hard work, he is now about to undress a man.

Then, Racca's suppression failed emptily, and the chanting of Klange ended.

"... I'm not going!Transfer magic, activated!

Transfer Magic is activated.

But the clothes of the first blessing did not disappear.

Instead, Damaya next to ICHIBUKU became a pair of pants in an instant.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Damaya's screams echoed in the store.

"Ah! That's why I told you!

Raccoon scratches his head and feels sorry for stepping on the taro.

Klange opened her mouth with a slightly tired expression.

"... failed"

"I was watching!I knew it!I don't know why!I warned you. "

"But why was Damaya's clothes transferred?I set the coordinates to Ichifuku..... "

With a face that did not fall into her heart, Klane stared at the clothes of Dhamaya the Hokahoka who had been transferred on her hands.

"I don't know.Didn't you set it up wrong?

"I don't think so...."

While doing so, Ichifuku entered the dressing room with the clothes recommended by Miyabi.

"Hey, my husband's gone to the fitting room.What are you gonna do? I mean, don't ignore Damaya's sudden underwear appearance. "

"All right, then, let's send Miyabi to the dressing room where Ichifuku-sama is dressing.It will leave you alone and make you feel more happier. "

Pussy, isn't that a person transfer?

The Person Transfer was the next most advanced magic after the Self-Transfer, which can only be used by those who can count with one hand, even the current Summoner of Cytopia.

Crane is amazing at being able to transfer multiple people at the same time, but the drain and load of magic are commensurate with it.

Klange was now about to sing it to let a woman peek at a man's clothes.

Once again, Kluane begins chanting.

"The God Schneizer, who is in charge of the dimensions of the terminal... please give me the business of moving and revealing matter.Please forgive me for distorting the world.Hopefully, transfer Y back to X... coordinate setting.X is called "Rakuchitei Ichifuku"."Miyabi-Bruce" with Y in the "fitting room" with X in it.Set the "Try on Room" to Z.... "

"Ah, these clothes are nice.The clerk. "

The pants became a chop, and Damaya, who was looking for clothes at the store, talked to the clerk.

"Oh, I think that would suit the customer."

"There's a lot of writing on it, but it's magic, right?What does it say?

"Oh, it's Humbaba."

When you hear it, Damaya brightens her face.

"Huh? Seriously!?I leaked before this year, so it might be perfect. "

"That's great.Please try this "humbaba pajama" on top and bottom. "

Yeah ♪

That said, Damaya entered the dressing room next to Ichifuku in a good mood.

…………

This is bullshit.

Luca got sick of it.

"Hey, wait, Krah. I'm pretty sure of this.I know.He's Tendon. "

But Kleinje is concentrated, and I can't hear Racca.

"You were there just now!Hey, Clara, stop. Just calm down!I know it!Isn't that it? Miyabi isn't my husband, but he shows up in Damaya's fitting room!?Absolutely, it's decided. "

"No way, the coordinates are perfect.Miyabi is to be transferred to ICHIBUKU's fitting room. "

"No, wait, I think that was the case earlier."

Without listening to Racca, Kluane can rapidly chant to the end.

"I'm not going! Person Transfer Magic Activated!!

Then Miyabi disappeared.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaa!!It's lewd!!

The next moment, Damaya's screams echoed from the fitting room.

"Look ahhhh!!I told you!! I told you Miyabi would show up in Damaya's dressing room instead of her husband!You're definitely showing up!

Lucca knelt on the ground and shouted with remorse.

Next, Klane set the coordinates of Libukigo at the foot of Ichifuku and summoned him. (Why is this not Mijabi, but Ichifuku?)The next time you say it, it will be disconnected) After all, it will appear at Damaya's feet and she will scream.

Apparently, the coordinates were not set well.

Lucca twists her neck and wonders.

"What do you mean? Is that what you think?Damaya's husband?

"Why are you saying something you don't know?That's not why... no, wait. "

Crane was laughing at Racca's opinion, but she took it very seriously.

"Sure...It is strange that even if you set the coordinates to Ichifuku-sama, it will only become Damayashi.Aren't you sure they're the same person?When I was told that, it seemed that Ichifuku-sama and Damaya-sama had never appeared on the same scene before...Isn't that right, Mr. Luca?

"Isn't that right?I've seen it many times before.You're having a rough conversation.Krah, what are you talking about?

At last, the crane was completely crazy.

"That's enough.Let's not do this.I told you. My husband is not a Cytopian. "

Crane frowned at Racca's words.

"Isn't it for the cytopia?What are you talking about?It's for the cytopia.It will be decided.A wise man like Ichifuku-sama needs a cytopia. "

"No, it's not.It's not about losing money or anything.When you're done, let your husband go to his old world. "

"A plan to poison Ichifuku-sama and embrace Miyabi?I see, that might be good. "

Klein clangs hands at Pong and nods that it is a strange idea.

"That's why I didn't say a word about it.In the first place, from the edge (...), it seems that you are strange that you are sticking to your husband like a supong (...).Stick around like a suppon. "

Crane is furious at the racket's remarks.

"If you look naked (...)? Suponpong (...)? Not just clothes, but underwear?That's too much!!Today is the first time you two meet.It's still early!!Hey!! "

Lucca didn't get mad at me for listening wrong.

"No, Clara. Calm down a little."

"I can't (...) follow you.I'm not a samurai. "

"... no, no, that's enough slang."

No, he's not. Lucca looked up at heaven with her hands stretched out in astonishment.

"It's called Migichika, but I've just broken into it recently.You're showing off a lot of haunted heroes. "

Oklahoma Tampeed shook his head and spoke to Lucca, moaning.

"Well, that's not impossible.There's been a sharp increase in Clu's presence now.It's just over 300. "

"More? Is that what this is about?

"It's a peculiar constitution.No, a gift? Is it a curse?

"Hmm...."

I get a reaction that is neither familiar nor interested.

"Oops, 'Maruku' is up too.No... redistributing.What a guy. I've never seen anything like this.Hey, Luca. Who the hell is Clara?

I don't know. It's no big deal..... "

"............ hmm"

The Magic Sword smiled invincibly at Racca's reaction.

They don't seem to hear the conversation, and Klein makes the next suggestion with a serious face.

"Brother Luca. Shall I take Damaya-sama's coordinates now?Maybe he's changing his mind. "

"I don't know why.Well, don't worry about it. "

When he saw it, Damaya wore clothes with the recommended Humbaba chant and had a Hulbard (axe spear).The opponent seemed to be an amazing clerk, and Damaya was entertained with pleasure.

"No, you look good.That pajamas and that hullbird (axe spear). The customer will match perfectly.It's amazing. "

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.I don't know if I'll buy it.I can't equip it. "

Damaya can't stop being raised.

Well, let's transfer the clothes first.

When Klange snapped her fingers, the clothes with Humbaba's chant disappeared.In other words, Damaya is in her underwear again.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Ewww!!!Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

The familiar Damaya screams.

Crane is not chanting anytime soon, either because of her increased stat.Looks like you're getting less tired.Lucca and Oklahoma Tampeed were aware of that, but they didn't touch each other anymore.

"You were able to transfer the clothes without fail.Now, fly far away from here so you don't get in the way anymore. "

Oh, yeah.

Crane accepts Racca's ruthless proposal immediately.

"Isn't the court better anyway?I'm thrilled. "

Oh, yeah.

Clanger snapped his fingers at Damaya and the screaming disappeared in an instant.He was transported to court in his underwear with an axe spear.

"Now, there's no one in the way.I think we can do this. "

Racca smiles at Kleinje with a clean expression.Crane also smiles freshly.

"All right, send Miyabi to my husband's dressing room without hesitation!

Yes!

Clanger snapped his fingers again and Miyabi disappeared.

"All right! The operation is complete!I guess it's time to go to my husband's fitting room!

Racca and Kleinje raise their voice of joy.

"This must have narrowed the distance between them."

"Okay, well, that's good.But why have you failed so far?

So I finally realize that there is a crane.

"... maybe because Ichifuku-sama is not his real name."

"What? Really?Isn't that your real name?

"Yeah, it's called" stage name "or" high throne name. "

"Oh, I see... that's what I'm talking about.I can't set the coordinates well. "

Having heard that, Racca was completely convinced.

"So what happens when that happens?What if the name of the person at the coordinates you set is different?

"At that time, it basically appears in front of someone else close to the coordinates."

"Oh, I see. That's why I was near my husband, but he was hurt."

"Yeah, that's what I mean."

So Racca had a question.

"What? So, Miyabi wasn't transferred to ICHIBUKU's husband?

"Oh, I see. It must have been transferred to someone nearby."

In other words, after all, Mijabi did not go to ICHIBUKU.Crane looks sad.

"I'm trying to stick together the two of you, but it's not going to work at all."

"Oh, I see.I mean, was there anyone nearby?Where is Miyabi being transported?

In contrast, Crane shook her head.

"No, nobody but us nearby is peeking... ahh"

So they came up with something.And I noticed someone standing behind them at the same time.

"Hmm, that's what happened...."

"Miyabi...."

Looking back, Mijabi stood there.

"We were trying to stick together Koshikoshi, me and Ikko....."

"No, Miyabi. This is, uh, different."

"You know, Miyabi, I'm really different!I've told Krah so many times.It's true!

Crane and Racca are very wounded in front of the quiet angry Mijabi.

Normally, I rarely get angry, but once I get angry, it was my brother Pete's concession that scared me.

This can't be helped if you get hit.They covered their faces with their arms and meditated their eyes.

But no matter how long you wait, you will not be exposed to abuse or violence.

I slowly opened my eyes and felt relieved.

Miyabi's expression was filled with deep sorrow.

"Miyabi...."

"Don't touch me!!

Mijabi screamed as Klane put his hand on his shoulder without thinking.

"... I was looking forward to being invited by Brother Krah. I was just dancing up by myself...Really... like an idiot. "

Tears broke out of Mijabi's eyes and fell to the ground.

The next moment Mijabi turned his heel and ran out of the store.

"Miyabi!!

When Klange screamed, Mijabi disappeared from his sight as if he had used the transfer magic.