Rakugo in Another World

"Wow... Ippofuku-sama.It's amazing. "

Ihebko exclaimed his admiration for Ichifuku's script omission technique.The neighboring princess asks from a pure question.

"Is it that amazing?

"Yeah, this is a site peer right now, and I'm the only one who can feel it.Doesn't that sound natural to a princess?

"Oh, I'm listening to you with the same feeling as your usual blissful raven."

Ihebko nods mysteriously to the princess's honest feelings.

"In fact, the script was originally cut with a 'soft hat' and a 'helmet helm' that my wife could not use.There's still a little story the kid tells the Knight Commander, and there's more dialogue about the tool shop heading to the castle.Ichifuku-sama is just playing 10 minutes, while omitting her poems.However, as the princess said, there is no discomfort on the side that is properly connected and watching.People who don't know the script will think it's a raven originally made like that. "

While explaining, the rhinoceros gradually gets hot in the tone.

"Properly and boldly omit sentences.I wrote the script, and it's like the princess is in the bath without taking off her dress!

What kind of analogy do you make for a lady?

Ibuko's words angered the Subliminal as his cheeks swollen.

The tool shop comes home.

I'm home......

Welcome back. Looks like you have a neck.

Ah

Did you sell it?

Sold.

Her wife laughs and nods to her grunting husband.

Oh, that's good.It would have been worthwhile if it had been added to my family's income. "

It's enough to add to the household income...

So, how much did you sell?

Instead of answering his wife's question, his husband put out an index finger.

The wife who saw it had a good look on her face.

"One hip? See, I told you.After all, your knight made fun of me............. eh?Isn't that right?No way... 10,000 hips?

10,000 hips makes a lot of money.Her wife stopped at her husband with a smile.

But in contrast, the tool shop shook his neck and released an unexpected number.

It's 100 million.

…………

At that moment, the wife was still.

"... what did you just say?

"He said he sold it for 100 million hips."

"...... I won't understand if I just joke again.I won't be fooled.Yeah, I'm pretty sure.It's the nobility's way.Or in retribution for what my son said about the Knight Ooh Knight. Say something about a hundred million hips and just be happy and tell us the last lie."Fu, I can't stop throwing a fool out of heaven into hell," he said with a proper expression for a rotten bastard!

I told you that too.I knew it was a couple, and I told them exactly like that. "

My husband looks at his wife with a bitter smile.

You can't believe it, can you?Here's the proof.

That's how I put a box of 100 million hips on my desk.

……

Count it. There's a hundred million hips.

Again......

My husband must be trying to fool himself.The box is empty.With that in mind, her wife opened the box.The next moment - I lost my word.

The box was packed with 10,000 hip-tags.

This is you......

You don't look fake, do you?Count it. It's a hundred million hips. "

……

Inspired by her husband, her wife started counting the bill trays as if they were floating with heat.

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... 10 bundles. 10 million hips...I've already far surpassed the hips you've earned in your life... "

Oh, I see.That's what I said there.The boulders are a couple.Now, count the more.

My wife counts the money again.

"11, 12, 13... 18, 19, 20. 20 million hips.... yeah, it's a dream.This is a dream. It's a dream. "

Suddenly, the tool shop nods and gently talks to the wife who shook her neck.

Okay, it's a dream.If that's what you think, it's a dream.But a good tool shop. Dreams are dreams, but this is what happens. "

You say such a romantic thing.But you're the tool shop.

I don't care about the details.He's the one who got permission from the Knight Commander. "

Hmm, I don't know, but there's a lot going on.

Almost relieved, her wife somehow nodded.

My wife counts more.

"…… 28, 29, 30. 30 million hips.May I have a cigarette?I want to calm down..... "

Don't stop because it's going to fire!!

The tool shop immediately took control of his wife with a strong tone.

Well, you don't smoke in the first place.

Oh, I see.Now, give me some water. "

I can't. I drink water at 40 million. "

At last, my wife looks suspicious.

What happened just now? Place various orders. Do you have any rules for drinking water?

No, I don't think so.Fine. Drink up.

My wife slowly drank the water that her husband brought her.

"... he drank 10 million hips faster than me...Well, there are things like this.

The tool shop murmured to his wife to continue.

And then, after counting to 40 million, my wife fainted.

When my wife woke up, my husband was peeking.

Are you awake?

Is that it? How long have I been...

I was unconscious while I was counting the money. I was unconscious for 40 minutes.Ten minutes more than me.That means 10 million hips faster to lose consciousness and 10 minutes more time.Hehen "

I have no idea why you look so proud there.Is this some kind of match?

No, I don't think so.Well, count to the end.

My wife starts counting.

I had a secret idea about a tool shop.

- He's been drinking water for 40 million now, causing more skew (...) than I counted. When I counted to 100 million, I gained enlightenment, but my wife will do one more thing.

The tool shop waited for the time, excited by the expectations.

And my wife finished counting 100 million hips.

What happened to my wife...

Stupid people...It is good to lay your head before the only god, and to lie down to every corner.Then I won't give you salvation in the name of destruction and chaos..... "

I became the only god!!

The tool shop shouted loudly and decided to pose loudly.

By counting 100 million hips, her wife crossed the realm of enlightenment and became a god.

Then he calmed down a little and looked at 100 million hips by himself, and the tool shop said.

"What about my business?

Wonderful, wonderful.

My wife looks at her husband with her eyes sparkling.

"What's my collection?Waste?

"Excellent. Your business genius.I love you. I'm glad I picked you.I believed you were a man who would do something one day. "

How to return the palm of your hand is amazing.No, I'm glad to hear that.

And they smiled face to face.

Well then, I have to buy a new product again.Let's start with one more, Dokuro Series, Dokuro Shield!

Hey, you can't dodge!

The wife raised her eyebrows and told her husband clearly.

I can't do Doclo.As long as you're looking for the dokuro... it's better to have a toguro. "

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"It was exactly 10 minutes.Excellent work. "

The high priest applauds his blessing.

The unusual flushing of the cheeks seems to be due to the use of advanced magic to the limit.

The Subliminal Princess also smiled satisfactorily.Miyabi and Ihabuko were also responding.

Only the minister is staring at the blessing with a stubborn and grumpy expression.

"What are you going to do now?You don't think the lady from the tool shop who saw Lakgo is going to bring the sword with her?

Well, that's the thing.

"Stupid! What is the difference between Lakgo today and calling for the Holy Sword on the national broadcast?The owner takes time, and in the first place, he is directly "looking for the Holy Sword."You didn't even say, "Bring it!"

The minister blames ICHIBUKU fiercely, but ICHIBUKU answers with a cool face.

"Dear Minister, A person's mind is something that is hard to grasp and cannot be understood.You can't manipulate it, and you can't force it.That's why the approach is important. "

"Approach?

"Yes, even a call with the same meaning, if you change your approach - you can make them imagine a happy future that can happen to them.It's also possible to push your back. "

"I don't know what you're talking about...!

The moment the minister shouted, the office door was knocked.

The Underboss is coming in.

"Um... there's a toolman's wife at the castle gate with a holy sword..."

"Oops!!

And when he heard the report, the subliminal, and the high priest, and Mijavi, and Ihebko, shouted with admiration.

"Great job, Ichifuku!

The Subliminal celebrates the blessing with a full smile.

But the Underboss's expression is a little confusing.

"What's wrong with you?Bring your wife here with her sword. "

"Is that... is it okay to bring them all?

"Ah? Everyone? What are you talking about?"

Subliminal asks in suspicion.

The aide answered with all his heart.

"Actually, the wife of the tool shop who brought the Holy Sword... was eight people.I don't want to hear that my shop's sword is real!

Eight? Eight?The Holy Sword must be one!?

The subliminal shouts with surprise.

Immediately ICHIBUKU started laughing.

"Ahahah! Women are tough in every world!

Everyone laughed at it.

Only the minister leaned on us with a crushed expression.

After an hour, you will find a genuine "Holy Sword Candle Service".

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Later, the minister was called to the king, and headed for the palace.

There is a king sitting on the throne.And, as usual, the prophet served beside him.

It was a familiar landscape among the stars.

"Your Majesty... and Lord Veltz.It's been a long time. "

"Long time no see, Daisuke."

As soon as the minister greets him, the prophet Weltz returns his reply.

"I heard.Looks like they found the Holy Sword.I don't know how to handle it. "

"No, the left-hand thing....."

"But I'm not in trouble, Dai-kun.After I took the liberty of monopolizing the Savior.I really can't. "

Weltz's silver rimmed glasses glitter as he shakes his small body.

Instead of raising his face, the minister simply shook his head and replied.

"No, monopoly, etc.He is the one Damaya failed to summon.I don't know if I can call it the "Savior" in the first place.... "

"Apparently that's not what Ichii said.Was it Hanashika?She said that she was producing amazing tricks and magic tricks.Hey, I knew I wouldn't be able to summon another world. "

…………

Did they finally find out?No, it was definitely a matter of time.I can't let the King and the Prophet alone know.I tried to make it easier not to tell them, but it was impossible because there was a secret service on the Weltz side.

"I didn't have to kick you out because you did it to Damaya.I don't know what it is, but it's an important "audience".He has his "mission."

"No, he's really just incompetent.And that's another story. "

"Hmm. Well, it's true that the feud between you and Damaya is real.The minister is a lot of bloody people.I don't know, but I think there's a little bit of a public-private mix about that, right?

"That's not true.Until you took responsibility for your work....And we've already decided to succeed our viewers, and we're working on it. "

"Hmm. Well, let's ask your Majesty's judgment on that."

That's how Weltz looks at the king.

So the king opened his mouth for the first time.

I see. I have no doubt about the minister's thoughts about his country.Vertz is right, I feel like I've gone a little too far.You don't have to worry about your audience.Damaya may return to court. "

"...... Ha!

The minister had no choice but to obey the king's orders.

"Naturally, people like Hanashika will come to the court.Oh, yeah. I'll have the Secret Service bring him in.Hey, now the cytopia is safe.Mister Cut went somewhere, but honestly, Lucca's kid wasn't the only one who cared. "

With a smile, Weltz raised his silver rimmed glasses with his fingers.

--This man is still stupid.

The king looks down at the minister and says.

"The minister. Your loyalty to your late sister Psychedelica is genuine.But she died of illness.It's my sister's wish to do more now. "

"Ha! I give this life to His Majesty!

The minister lowered his head and swore allegiance to the king.

- Me, Damaya. How dare you!

Now we can't let him go back to court.

But I still have my hands.

Think about it. Whatever it takes - we have to stop it.

It's all because of Psychedelica-sama's will.

In the head of the minister, various thoughts... were wrapped around the toggle.