Rakugo in Another World

My wife and her husband are talking in a longhouse.

"It's just you. Did you hear that?The story of Mata in the alley.One night, as soon as I dreamed of a golden slime as big as a dragon, everything started to work out like luck opened its eyes. "

Ah, speaking of which, Mata-san, you said you were a big winner when you started doing business.Besides, I got Mr Biebei's wife, and she's definitely been riding recently. "

Hey, you're gonna have a good dream, too.

When his wife asks him to scratch, his husband answers confused.

No, nothing works with a good dream.It's a little too extreme... "

Well, let's try something.I'm done with work today.Go back to sleep. "

"I don't think it's my wife's idea to go to bed because it's okay for me to work...."

"My husband goes to bed and falls asleep without a reason to say bumps and say no to him.And after a while, I wake up with my wife's voice. "

In the story, Kuraku seemed to have settled down somewhat.Dialogue is also spoken without discomfort.

"...... nh.You, wake up. I wish I was awake. "

Huh?

When my husband woke up, my wife asked with a smile.

"You were sleeping with a very pleasant face, but what kind of dream were you having?

My husband can't hide his confusion in his expectation-filled wife.

"Huh? Did I look like that?No... I'm sorry for you.I'm not dreaming. "

In contrast, the wife has a suspicious expression.

"Did you see that?That's a lie. 'Cause you were laughing so happy.I was definitely watching.Or what? Was it a dream you couldn't tell me about?This guy is totally lewd.

And his husband hastened to deny it.

No, no, I didn't really see it.Believe me.

Tell me all the lies.

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"... hey, Milord.It's too much, Krah. "

"... it's too much."

Raccoon opens his mouth as he watches the ravings that never follow in the exchange of "I've seen" and "I haven't seen".

"You forgot your dialogue?

"Hmm, rather than forgetting, it's tempered.It's a common occurrence on the first stage.It stops and repeats the same phrase. "

"... like some other HR guy, but my husband put Krah up there.Are you sure you're okay?

"Well, let's take a closer look."

That said, Ichifuku was still calm.

Kuraku realized that his condition was strange.

Even if there is magic in the heel of the glove, it looks like this.

It is difficult to create rakugo.

Kyura is still looking at herself calmly and confused with an overhead view.

But there's nothing we can do about it.

Someday, the tempo of 'I was watching' and 'I didn't see' stuck in my mouth and couldn't move from there.

This is the difference between what you know and what you demonstrate.

I understand the following flow.Fighting with my wife has to escalate from here.

My neighbor's brother is coming to stop me.

Anyway, we need to get through to that.

To do that, I had a fight with my husband and wife.

My husband says gatsun, and my wife goes upside down.

- Okay, let's do it.Let's move on. "So... I told you I didn't see it!" from "I was watching it!"And, 'What kind of way do you say that?Are you going to fight? Oh, I'll do it.I won't let you down because you're a woman. "Yeah, that's how it works.All right, let's go.

Instantly set the next step with your head.

And Kuraku entered the tempo with his heart, completely comfortable.

I was watching.

I didn't see it.

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- Okay, now!

However, Kuraku got overzealous and slipped.

"So... I told you I didn't see it, Miyabi!!

Perhaps the consciousness that it was a conversation with my wife unconsciously led to a conversation with Mijabi.

Shit! It was too late when I thought.

The face of Kurakura becomes hot and red.

- I'm in a bad mood. That sucks.Nobody laughs now.

Kuraku was desperate.

... but in the obviously woeful reaction of Kuraku, the customer found a real "happiness".

"Hahahaha!Didn't he just say his lover's name by mistake!?

Miyabi, too.

The customer laughs at half of the teasing.

Miyavi's face turned bright red when he was watching in the guest seat.

But that's not a blame.

In other words, the atmosphere of the customer was inclined to favour it.

"Hey, that guy. I heard you were the only genius summoner in a hundred years, but you're a funny guy!

When the warrior laughed happily, the wizard next to him said with a mean smile.

"You were wrong about your teacher in warrior school," Goblin King!I heard you called it. "

"That's because the teacher's nickname was' Goblinking '!

"What are you talking about with your chest up?That would have made me even angrier. "

"Oh, I've been tampered with in a mock battle against 100 goblins."

People around the party laugh at the warriors who don't even want to remember.

--Is this, in addition to your thoughts, exciting?

It's not about being laughed at for mistakes or failures, but I can't say that right now.We need to use this as a detonator.

Kuraku immediately continues.

- It's a fight. Fighting.

"Is this a dream you can't tell me?

Ah, there's no way I could say I saw something I didn't see!You don't understand!

What!? How dare you say that?I'm angry already. Window Winder Windest...... "

"Hey you... what are you suddenly starting to cast spells..."

A husband obviously wounded by the sudden behavior of his wife.

"... Wind Attribute Magic" "Wild Wind" "

Wow!!!!

aggressively add parts that are not in the script.

It's easy to perform because Kuraku himself has been blown away by wind magic before.

The magic jumped out of a couple quarrel, so the guests laughed unexpectedly.

- All right.

Kyura took a guzzle pose with her heart.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?Miyabi doesn't use magic in a couple fight either. "

At last, the neighbor's family stopped fighting on a larger scale.

"Hey, stop it.Couples shouldn't fight.Miyabi, calm down a little.My wife is baking pie at my house.Still eating.Keep your head cool.

And Mijabi went into the house of his neighbor, whispering and complaining, and followed him.

Well, I managed to tell you the story.What are you fighting about when you haven't seen a dream at all? "

No, I don't remember.

Oh, I know.Poor thing. You can't help saying that, can you?I wonder what's making Miyabi so excited about her dreams. "

Yeah, I'm glad you understand.Thank you.

Ah, leave it to me.I'm for your brother.We've known each other for a long time.I've known him since he was a kid. "

Yes, that's right.

The man stares at his brother as if he were asking.

When he looked around and confirmed that there was no one, he said with a smile.

"... that's why I may not be able to tell you, but... you can teach me, right?

"What? What are you doing?

"What... hey, this is your dream.Just tell me secretly. "

The man makes a puzzled expression on his brother's offer.

Um, no, that's why.I don't have a dream. "

"No, no, even if I say so... you're watching, right?You don't have to tell your wife, but you can tell me about your brother.What kind of fun dream was it?Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.Tell me something.

No, that's why I can't say what I haven't seen.

I don't believe you in that word.

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"Ahahah, you crazy bastard.This is a mess. "

Yeah, that's right.

Luca laughed and nodded.

He's taking his mistakes backwards.

At first, the hard customers were watching Niyaniya and the high throne of Kurakura with pleasure.

"Dear Clanger, It's amazing."

There was one person who was most astonished by the sight of rakugo arranged every moment.

It's Ihebuko.

There was something only he could tell.

It's a sense of smell and an instantaneous force against laughter.It has even the natural qualities that make you laugh even if you fail.

The people are rough, but they are well divided.

No, I'm not trying to change my voice strangely, but to the best of my ability, I'm just trying to play a play that doesn't burden the story.

Ihebko had heard from Ichifuku that it was the most difficult.

"No, but...It's originally a script for a different world, isn't it?Isn't that the basic memory?

Ihebko shook his head loudly at Racca's words.

"Lady Luca has misunderstood.That script was given to me by Ichifuku-sama.In other words, the original before it was still a different world raven.It's a plain graffiti, "Tengu Trial."

Lucca shouted in surprise.

"Yeah? I mean, that's..."

And ICHIBUKU inherited the word, and said.

"Yes, now Master Klange is playing rakugo for the first time, while simultaneously creating a different world rakugo" heel judgment ".

No, so I keep telling you, I'm not dreaming.

Because the man won't teach you his dreams forever, he finally got angry, just like his wife.

What the hell is that attitude!I'm a brave man!You're an ultra-looking, absolutely brave man, Luca-Sinsa, who protects the peace of the cytopia!

Make a name out loud, look at the fan as a magic sword, and stand at the top.

"This time it's a racket!!

"Come on, Clark! That's good!

Guests are also very pleased with it.

"It's me this time!

Lucca pointed at her face and penetrated it.

If you don't tell me about your dream, this black magic sword, ah!It makes me rusty!!

A round of applause will be heard from the venue at the grand bargain of Kuraku.

"Who is that...?I don't think so.I was surprised to hear a serious Kleinje. "

Lucca rounds her eyes and discovers a new side of her unprecedented apprenticeship.

"It's because I'm serious.Because it's serious, I seriously think about what I should do on the spot right now, and I don't run away from the answers I gave.Make what you think is best. "

"Is that supposed to get your family out?

Ichifuku shook his head sideways.

"It's not about what's right.What is so amazing about the current master?It's not about 'choosing the best' from a few choices, it's about 'deciding without hesitation'.Normally you get lost watching the customer's reaction and thinking about your muscles, and you can't be scared in the first place.But the delay is fatal in the throne.Master learns this and decides with the feeling of jumping off the stage of fresh water every time. "

Whether you play with customers or leave your family behind, you laugh.

Kuraku decided that that was the best way to get a laugh right now.

Soon the character of the main character will be close to Kuraku.But if we don't help it, we'll split it instantly.

I don't know if I can call what I'm doing a rakugo, but I'm easily naming a kiosk right now.

It may be the first stage suddenly, but it is a high throne that has risen once.

I can't show you anything different.I can't stand pretending.

In the fight with my brother, the court seniors will now enter the arbitration.

I can talk to Damaya, who is the youngest viewer, even if I can't talk to the brave Lucca.Come on, tell me about your dream. "

"No, so I can't talk about dreams I haven't seen...."

Oops!?

A quarrel with the court seniors will be arbitrated by the minister.

"Even if you can't talk to Damaya, you can talk to me, the minister of the highest power in this country.Come on, tell me about your dream... "

No, so...

What is it?!!?

The person involved in the arbitration returns his palm from one to the next and listens to the story of his dream.

Kuraku gave out Damaya, and even the minister, and took a laugh every time.

No, that's why I say I can't talk about dreams I haven't seen.

No matter how much you ask, men don't dream to the minister.

Ah, you defy the minister!Then you'll be locked up in jail and tortured!!

Hmm!? That's so fucked up!

The customer is delighted to hear a voice close to the scream of Kuraku.

While I said it myself, I ironically thought that Kyura was a muscle that wasn't always wrong about my situation.That seemingly affordable space was born thanks to the magic of the glove.

This courage is not even mine.

However, Kuraku plays rakuru in front of the guests with his chest up.

"Now, this poor man who's been tortured for a dream he's never seen.I didn't see much of that, but I saw the spirits on my heels.The gloves use heel attribute magic to help a man out.All of a sudden, feathers grew from the heel of a man, and I thought, "I broke through the prison walls and flew straight away."

--I managed to do this.

A man brought down in an empty mountain lowers his head to an old man with a chin standing in front of him.

"Aren't you the one who saved me... the Spirit of the Heel?!

- Come on, Nobu-sama, it's time.Here you go.

Kuraku-sama... you want a lot.I have to say thank you.Thank you very much.

And Kuraku gave up the next dialogue to Nibu who was moving on to himself.

Naturally, Kyuraku's jaw squeaks out, and his mouth starts to move on its own.

Ah, that's right.I smack the spirits on my heels.You were in danger.No, I told you to tell me if you had a dream, and I always did it because I can't do it anymore.You think you're okay? Are you hurt or something?

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The customer is shocked by the sudden appearance of that intense character.

Immediately, the shock transformed into a big laugh that wrapped the entire store, and people cheered.

"Hahahahahahahaha!!

"I've got a bump!!!

"Nice, Krak!!!

"What is this? Wow!!Funny!! "

"Hahahahahahaha!!!

Everyone is laughing at me.

That was what I've been waiting for.

The feeling of feeling overflowing with emotion is also shared by Kuraku.

It was precisely this thing that was senseless.

---nobu-sama, continue...

Ah, thank you very much.

To encourage the continuation, Jiu Raku answers with his chest full.

Really, humans are the only way.If you want to hear the story of your dreams, use magic, threaten with a sword, torture... I don't know.I wonder if I want to ask you something like that. "

Oh, you're absolutely right about the gloves.

Is that right? Poor Yamon, I can't help you. "

Thank you so much.Thank you very much. "

Nobu's dialog is Nobu's, but the main character's man (almost Kuraku himself) is in charge of the dialog.

It was, to put it another way, a conversational play between two people.

"Are you sure that's the way you talk?It's a mess because you're new.Ah, but it's strange. "

A familiar dwarf laughs in his stomach.

I can't help it because it's true.

Kuraku and Nobu laughed in the spiritual world.

I don't want to hear it.Am I a ghost? I don't want to hear about such a human dream!!

Hey, the boulders are spirits.Unlike the others... no, the Spirit is different!

Oh no, that's such a compliment!

Even in rakugo, the two of you laugh at each other while having sex with a man (Jiura).

But......

And there the laughter of the lips turned into a smile, and the voice became a lurking echo.

Just saying that and accumulating time already leaks a giggle from the guest seat.

Kuraku had learned many times before that, that if he lurked here, laughter would occur.

--This is the technique called Tendon...

"I don't want to hear it at all... you really do!!If you want to say so... can I ask you something?

"...... no, I didn't really see it."

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The man and the glove were facing each other for a while, staring at each other, but at the next moment, the attitude of the glove turns.

You said you didn't dream.I can't do it anymore. "

No, no, I didn't really see it.You've seen the flow before, haven't you?If you were dreaming, I would have told you when you were my wife. "

"Don't lie to me."

No, I'm not lying.

Teach me.

That's why I didn't see it.

The attitude of the man finally reveals his anger.

Haah, it's just no good.That attitude toward the Spirit.You don't know what to say anymore, do you?I'll double your heel's keratin a billion times.Just a billion bucks... "

No, I didn't see it.And can you stop putting weird ads in?

So Kyura stumbled into herself as she was in herself.

The next moment - an explosion of laughter occurred.

I don't know what happened.The laughter generated by your words becomes a shock wave and returns to you in an instant.

It has flowed into Kuraku and his lap as a very pleasant pleasure.

This is rakugo.

I can't believe this is a slang...

We were in complete agreement.

It is not my strength to laugh so much now.

Don't forget that.It's because the gloves are moving on and magically regulating their status.

Kuraku ordered the fact to his liver.

Still, this feeling can't be forgotten.

"Then this man took the legendary 'Sky Heel Gear' from the spiritual heel through the gap and fled the sky.In the hall where I snuck in to hide, my daughter was dying of a black dragon cake stuck in her throat, and the whole house was in a mess.This is dangerous when a man puts a heel on the back of his daughter's head with a legendary heel shoe and the mochi goes from mouth to mouth.Your daughter dies. You saved my daughter's life!Thank you! The man will be rewarded by the master of the inn with plenty of gold and silver treasures to spend his life playing with.This is a great joy for men. "

I did it! This guy is so happy!Banzai! Banzai!!Banzai!!!

Long live the man. There, I can hear you calling from afar.

"...... nh.You, wake up. I wish I was awake. "

Huh?

When the man opened his eyes, there was a familiar wife's face in front of him.

"You've been sleeping a lot, but what's the matter?

The man looked around with his head scratched and said.

"Ah... what is it, a dream?"

And Kuraku and Nobu slowly lowered their head toward the guests.

The next moment, a warm applause enveloped them.