Rakugo in Another World

"Ahh, the Holy Magic Sword.I wish the Magic Sword was darker.But let's just say my personality is still good. "

When the Holy Magic Sword opens his mouth, the brave man also gives his opinion on the new equipment.

"Certainly, the candle part of the sword became a pattern, making it much easier to grip.My fingers just fit in the groove. "

"Wow, that sucks the other way around."

"Ah, you're covered in yogurt."

That said, one man and one sword looked at each other and laughed with a perfect smile.

"That's right... Okra... is that okay...?Hmm... you can combine, but what's your name after all?

In response to Racca's question, the infamous Holy Magic Sword gently waves an answer to the blessing.

"All I can do is leave it to Puk, who created me.Hey Puk, make him look good. "

"Yes, sir."

With pleasant consent, Ichifuku takes a breath and begins to speak kindly and strictly.

"'The Magic Sword Oklahoma Tampeed and the Holy Sword Candle Service came together to create the Born Magic Sword.That name too.... "

"... that name, too?

Lucca and the Holy Magic Sword are all curious, waiting for it to continue.

"" That name will also become [Holy Magic Sword Oklahomas Candarus Service] "

"Hey!! Wait a minute!?!?

Oklahomas Candarus Service makes a quick blame cry.

Ichifuku, on the other hand, leaned his neck and gave a neat expression.

"Huh? Is something wrong?

"Yes! It's all there!There's no way it won't happen!!Puk!! It's a scandalous service!!Change it now!

"No, but it's decided...."

"It's decided!!!Hey... no way!

Oklahomas Candarus Service quickly peeks into its swordsmanship and checks the status display.

It was clearly written there.

[Holy Demon Sword Oklahomas Candarus Service]

Remarks: A legendary weapon born of the unity of saints and demons.Only the brave can be equipped.

"It's decided! It's decided!!Completely stated! It's like Oklahoma's scandalous service!Legendary weapon! This is me!!

"Well, that's good.Because Okra remains Okra.I won't call anybody by such a long name. "

Racca told the Oklahoma Candarus Service that she was outraged by the mixed spit from her mouth, and said happily while laughing.

Racca keeps asking questions to Oklahomas Candarus Service, which is still complaining about bumps.

"So, let me explain, what happened to the light of my life in Okra?

In contrast, the Oklahoma Candarus service, which still looks angry, replies reluctantly.

"Ahh... I told you before.You mean Ichirotoshi.Don't worry. With the Holy Sword, we can't be evil anymore.In addition, I was able to absorb the vitality of my enemies, so I suppressed my hunger.I mean, we'll be together until your life is over. "

"Hmm, I see.I'll be glad to hear it. "

Lucca greets her partner happily.

Then, turning to ICHIBUKU, he lowered his head as if it were illuminating.

"My husband really helped me this time.I owe you. "

"What, I just gave it back.I owe you everything you've ever done.It's not a big deal. "

"No, it was amazing enough...I mean, husband. What kind of magic is that?And... I've been wondering... why is my body shining a little?

Yes, as Luca said, Ippuku's body was glowing brightly from the previous day.

"Ahahah, is this it?

Ichifuku answered Racca's question, looking at his glowing body, and shouted bluntly.

"This is a good idea.Apparently, if I use the power of rakugo as conveniently as I do now, I am no longer a human being. "

Racca is surprised by the serious answer, which is the opposite of a light gesture, and screams unintentionally.

"Hah!? Seriously!?What are you talking about?!

Still, Ichifuku continues to explain indifferently.

"Nobu-sama is a good example.Just as Nobujima-san became a spiritual person, people of other worlds like me have mysterious powers here just because they exist in other worlds, and when they use them more often, they are not human beings.Ah, there was an example here.Isn't that right, Mr. Okra?No, "Manslayer Kokura Takariman"?

ICHIBUKU said so and looked at the Oklahomas Candarus service, and the Holy Magic Sword looked at it with disgust.

"Oops, I can't tell you where we're going...No, that's what this super sensation is all about.Maybe we're starting to spiritualize.No, is Puk even more spiritualized?

Okra, are you weaponizing?

"Ha ha ha, well, that's the thing."

Again, Lucca is surprised by the new fact that Oklahomas Candarus Service has clearly acknowledged.

"Okra, were you human?!Besides, a stranger?!

"Oh, a long time ago.It seems that I am summoning you on TV now, but that was not the case with me.Especially not at the will of anyone in either world.I think I'm lost in the hole in the dimension.I didn't feel like choosing a catalogue like I did on TV. "

With that, the ex-world begins to talk.

"That would have been a nuisance to the rest of the world.I didn't even call him, but a bloodthirsty madman appeared who slaughtered people from other worlds as he liked.I think there are other fighters who want to be the strongest with screws flying. "

"A fighter. That's what it looks like."

"Oh, the heel philosophy was too much in my brain to create a new ideology in the terminal.That's why I got a call from the spirit world.I don't remember the side effects around here. "

The more blessed I was, the more I nodded and asked Oklahomas Candarus Service.

"So, how did Okra become a magic sword?

"I was just slashing all the people and monsters I liked, and when I did, I became a sword.The fucking serious bastard who was summoned to the terminal with me, Kiya Takeoto, interrupted the slaughter and somehow became the sword of the Holy Sword and the Magic Sword while performing his magnificent duties. "

"What is it!?Was the Holy Sword an alien too!?

Lucca shouts in surprise.

"Oh, yeah.And then my life as a sword began at the terminal.Spirits in the neck, magic swords and holy swords in us.In other words, at the moment it happened, we were recognized as terminal beings.The people who have been summoned to another world are strange to the terminal.It is perceived as a foreign body that enters into the body and is given a firm role from this world.Spirits, swords, gods.Well, you're quite a hygienist, aren't you?If there were an irregular like us, I wouldn't calm down. "

That said, Oklahomas Candarus Service laughed foolishly.

"As Puk said, the Gentiles have a special power at the terminal.Puku is naturally a rakugo.However, if you use it a lot, the person will gradually be no longer human.The body (...) tries to align itself with the extra force it has. "

The world will recognize manslayer as a weapon.

I recognize rakugo as magic.

I recognized my heels as spirits.

This is self-regulation by the terminal.A ritual to capture foreign objects into one's own mind.

"And in which country do you think you wanted to make effective use of such a nuisance in this world?Lucca? "

"... a site peer... a viewer?"

Oklahomas Candarus Service laughs hard at its partner's answer.

"Oh, that's right.Study summoning techniques, mediate television appearing connected by coincidence and dimensional holes, not randomly, but manage, sort, and use the summoners themselves for the benefit of their country.It's the audience that's in charge. "

"What about Damaya?Seriously. "

Unbelievable, Lucca.I've never heard such a story before.

Well then, we won't let him know.Who will help you if you say, "It's a great power, but in the end it won't be human."That's why there are only a limited number of people in the terminal.It's an outrageous human weapon.It's a top secret. "

"But...."

Racca disagrees with the explanation.

"How do you keep that a secret?We all know that now, right?One blessed husband is a stranger. "

Oklahomas Candarus Service responded sharply.

"Whoa, then why are you actually forgetting about me and my nipples?I was in a lot of trouble at the time.It's a synonym for "Magus of the Other World."But I don't have that kind of memory anymore. "

"What's that... what's going on?

For no reason whatsoever, Lucca honestly asks the Holy Magic Sword for answers.

"The prophet Weltz will do it.He's a different person. "

"Nh...!!What!!??

Lucca screams again at the new facts that will be revealed one after the other.

"What is it, Luca? You've been surprised."

"Absolutely. You look like a reaction artist."

That said, Ichifuku and Oklahomas Candarus Service laugh together.

"No, no, no, no, no, what are you guys doing?You'll be surprised!

Carefully, there are a lot of strangers around.

How close is the relationship between the terminal and other worlds?

"Uetsusagio, a little con artist who summoned me and Nobu later.I've used that wisdom to build my current position since I got here.It's similar to Puk, but it's close to a powerful hint as an ability.Unlike me and Nobu, he always saves his strength and has a name and status in the terminal, and he's not out there. "

"Ah, some of them.That's what my husband said about using too much power. "

Oh, and Oklahomas Candarus Service affirmed Racca's words.

"Well, sometimes I call it prophecy, and I use my powers to nominate heroes and saviors.To show that I contributed to the cytopia. "

When I heard that, Lucca pointed at herself as if she were stunned.

"Ah? I mean, what?You're saying I was just tailored to keep the Prophet safe?

"Ah, the feeling that Lucca used to think was always right."

Tailored by a brave man.That was the truth.

"If Puk keeps using the rakugo like he did earlier, he will eventually become a god.At that time, using the power of Weltz's prophecy, you'll use Puku as the "God of Laughter" and other things that have existed since ancient times, and turn it into the "common sense" of the terminal.That's what it's like to be me and my nipples. "

"Does a prophet have that kind of power?Isn't that just like your husband? "

Lucky you can't hide your surprise.Therefore, Oklahomas Candarus Service adds a word of denial that seems a little sorry.

"Ah, Suman. I said Weltz, but technically, that's a little different.Weltz himself is not that powerful.If he had that kind of power and was using it, he'd be one of the gods by now.His strength is such that he put a courageous letterhead on a talented boy that his efforts (...) made him feel brave and, as a result, he made his prophecy come true (...).It would be great if Petén came this far. "

"So, what's going on?How did you make people forget about Okra and the gloves? "

"Did I just say that?"Terminal will."It seems very disgusting that the foreign matter is still a foreign object, that is to say, a "different world person".So in an attempt to correct the irregularities automatically, the mutated aliens are tailored like gods and spirits that existed in the terminal from the beginning.Weltz successfully rides on it and plots to cover up the alien summons for the benefit of the cytopia.Is he the one with the stake?Well, I don't think the terminal has any intention of doing that.As a result, the power of the country and the world works.We're naturally being taken in by a giant world called the terminal.Come on, you ever feel like you're lucky?It feels like Puk has known each other for a long time.If you ask me, it's an extension. "

Oh, I see.

Racca was convinced by the analogy.Certainly, there have been a lot of things that have made me feel extremely close to ICHIBUKU.

It was all the result of the terminal trying to take ICHIBUKU into its own sphere.

Ichifuku nodded as impressed.

"I see. As a result, there was no World Summon Monster, and you can maintain the dignity of 'it was originally' when it comes to the end of the world.Ah, forcing you to twist the facts... that's a pretty nasty story. "

"No, I don't think you're the only one who made me and the candle an ancient legend of the terminal just now...... that means the power of Puk is close to God. "

Oklahomas Candarus Service analyzed it with a very white eye.

Well, this time, as a force against the Demons, Cytopia tried to summon a different world, but by doing so, Dama summoned an unbelievable one.

"What kind of guy? Am I?

A blessing pointing at oneself in an unexpected way.

"Ah, you can't summon someone like you who speaks too well.Weltz is easy to fool if he's a simple sports bastard, but you're not.Someday I may sniff out the secrets of the World Summon Monster and even reveal them in this world.That would certainly threaten Weltz's position.The mouth of a con artist and the mouth of a con artist.From my point of view, you're superior.Weltz turns what he said into a 'hint'.Puk makes what he says' facts'.It seems similar and has a completely different dimension.Even the reasoning of the world is distorted.More than a con artist.That's why they call it "the master."

I see, it's kind of illuminating.

Oklahomas Candless Service bursts into a blissful nod with a stunned voice.

"No, I'm not complimenting you.Well, that's why you shouldn't have summoned someone with a head cut off by talking.No, I'm pretty chatty, too.At the time, he was just an idiot who had great power.I didn't even have any doubts like you.I wouldn't be happier if I didn't notice.It's just an excuse. "

That said, the Oklahomas Candarus Service laughed at itself.

"That's why everything is connected.That's why the minister told me that the summons was a failure, and you and Dama are being kept away from the court.I want your power, but it's dangerous to keep it in court.Aren't you desperate to think of a way to do something about it?

"I see, hah, everything is satisfactory."

Yes, a blessing nodding well.

But suddenly I say something profound.

"It's just... is that really all?Why am I being kept away?

Listening to that, Oklahomas Candarus Service laughs.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!You think there's still a back there?

"Yeah, maybe, but...Why am I being kept away?Somehow, I wonder if there is a combination with the demon clan?

I tilted my neck without the Oklahomas Candarus Service in the words.

"Demon race? A demon race.It's also a fuzzy story. "

A blessing that responds sensitively to the word.

"Nh...? What are you talking about?

"Hmm, no... there's something ambiguous about my memories when I was a human too.Somehow, that stinky thing stinks!

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In response to the Oklahomas Candarus Service guidelines, Ichifuku meditated for a while and thought of something, but when he opened his eyes, he began nodding again and again with a smile.

"I see, I see...I was almost sure of that...No, no, is that what you're saying? "

"Hey... hey, tell me secretly later."

"Ahahah, that's fine."

The brave man looks enviously at the shrine and the Holy Magic Sword.

"Why are you so close?Because you're different people?I don't feel alienated. "

The next moment Racca swelled her cheeks and said so, the light from the first blessing finally subsided.

Ah, the light's gone down.

Oh, that's true.

"Well, it must be a warning that Puku is leaving humans.If you use it too often, you'll keep shining for the rest of your life and be worshipped by people. "

After nodding to the words of Oklahomas Candarus Service, which analyzes calmly, Ichifuku opens his mouth.

"Well, I used it especially this time with that in mind.But it was necessary.For me, for the world. "

Having said that, Ichifuku laughed without any concern.When I heard that, Lucca bit her lips.

"Absolutely... you are..."

Rather than special powers, Ichifuku, who hated using rakugo powers other than "laughter", was more thankful than anything for saving his life until he broke his vows. Above all, I am sorry.

"It seems okay for me to play rakugo normally.There are people waiting, so I want to stay human. "

"I see!All right, rest assured, husband!

That's where Lucca says cheerfully.

"Leave the rest to me!I'll make this world peaceful in no time!My husband is a laid-back rakugo, so live in this world as a human being.If it's a place called "Easy Pavilion Ichifuku", it's already in this world!I don't need to be a god anymore!Live in peace with your daughter-in-law from over there!

"Yes, that's reassuring.I intend to do that from the original.That's why I needed today's indifference. "

That said, Ichifuku smiled calmly.

--This guy's no match for me.

That's where Luca comes up with something.

"Yes, sir, give me a new name."

Yes?

"I was definitely dead just now.As proof of our rebirth, I want my husband's name.Like Okra or Kra.Oh, don't use your rakugo powers.Just name it normally. "

"I see. I see.That's right.... "

A blessing that pleases Luca's wishes.

I was thinking about it with my arms together for a while, but I raised my face as if I had come up with something.

"Then why don't you line up with God instead of me...."

"With God?

Yeah, and Ichifuku nods.

"Previously on Luca-Sinsa.In other words, it was "God Left".There is no customary phrase for the left arm, but let's meditate on it and say "God's left arm."

Hmm.

"So I sublimated it even further, and as a person with" martial arts alongside God "," Jinwu ".After all, it only changes by one letter, but for that reason... how about "Racca-Sinb"?

The name proposed by Ichifuku sparkles his eyes.

"'Luca-Sinb'... not bad.Lucca stays lucky.Above all, it feels good to leave the Sinsa family alone!All right! I'm Luca-Sinb from today!

In so doing, the reborn brave man, Raqqa-Sinb, proclaimed with pride.

Later generations, the fallacious phrase "raccoon" is passed on throughout the terminal.The performance based on his laughing and tearful wavy life will be loved by the people of the terminal for a long time.

"Here comes a new hero!Happy birthday, Luca.Come on, put out this candle fire!

That's how Oklahomas Candarus Service lit a tiny light on the tip of its tongue, a birthday cake.

Lucca looked at it and said with a huge face.

"Oh, come on.The only way to put out the fire is to put out the dust. "