Rakugo in Another World

What exactly is a cytopia question?

The rules are so simple!Ask each other questions about your audience.The one with the most correct answers wins.Alright!

Yes!

When Ike replied energetically and lifted his glasses quickly, Damaya, who was tired, nodded slowly as she also said reluctantly.

Well then, let's get ready.O God... guide me to the right path, which is just, rigorous, the cytopian questioning I am about to perform... "

Yes, the minister chanted strictly, and when he spread his hands, a dazzling light was emitted, and the next moment, an uncle's face full of smiles grew out of Damaya and Ike's head.

Um... Master Krane.That's..... "

First generation Ichifuku, who was a stranger, pointed to his uncle with a smile that suddenly appeared as if confused.

In this regard, I will explain with a refreshing smile that Clanger can't beat his uncle.

Ah, that is the top magic "uncle head" that the minister is most good at.

"Uncle Head"......

I don't know what the first generation would do with the explanation that I saw too much.

Reading the expression, Klein continued to explain further.

It's a formal "cytopia inquiry."Ask each other questions and ask questions in that state.As he answers correctly, the expression of his uncle with a full smile on his head gradually changes, and eventually becomes the expression of anger.And if you continue to answer correctly, the "Uncle Head" will explode.You don't have to tell me later.Yes, the one who exploded his uncle first was victorious. "

Ah, I see.

As for the explanation, it seemed that Ichifuku managed to understand the minimum meaning while still twisting his neck a little.

But it's not the other way around.From the angry face, it doesn't make you smile as you answer correctly.... "

Clanger laughs at the words.

Of course, Ichifuku-sama!!Yes, the smile is gradually becoming an expression of anger.On the contrary, it turns out to be the Izanapia movement, not the cytopia question. "

"I don't like it anymore," Clanger smiled and smiled at the shoulders of the first generation.

Guests who are listening to this rakugo at Jiraku Tavern are also nodding.A hundred years later, this knowledge is still absolute common sense.

But from the first blessing of a different world, it was a completely different sight.

There is an uncle's face on his head.

In total, it was a sight with four uncles.

"Minister! Why is my uncle bald and bearded?!Replace it with a good-looking, dandy uncle!

Damaya complains about her own uncle.Even if you say such a terrible thing, the bald little beard uncle on Damaya's head has a full smile.

In the cytopia questionnaire, it is a promise to "troubleshoot the uncle who grew up in his head."

The guests were laughing as if they had been played.

"Shut up, Damaya! Lose!

The minister kicks off Damaya's opinion and the match begins.

Bye, Damaya-kun. I'll go first.

The cum raises the glasses quick and raises the problem.

But the minister who was there, Ike, Mijabi, and Ichifuku, were licking Damaya honestly.

A man who has only watched television every day for decades.

The stacked potential (lazy days) was not Date.

Everyone breathes... the fast question begins.

"What is the program that always plays footage of silver balls rolling without rest, and is a ritual that hopes for the development and abundance of the country?

Pita ○ La Switch!

"Shortening and flushing the ceremony of silver balls for the busy?

Pita ○ La Switch Mini!

"Shake Dango, the Kaguri Samurai Reincarnated Thing, one good thing a day...."

All the time ○ Zamura!

Angels cook....

"Cooking Idol Eyes! My!Ma ○!

At first, I wondered about the succession, but as soon as I got used to it, it was quite interesting...

Kitchen Squad Cook ○!

"What kind of playful content that combines child-targeted songs, dances, and doll plays has a history of more than 50 years in other worlds?

Together with Oka ○!!

Damaya answers the questions one after the other without getting her hair stuck in the question of goodness.

Along with that, the smile of Damaya's uncle's head gradually distorted as he stepped up, laughing halfway from his smile, laughing with love, laughing bitterly, laughing with laughter, laughing mockery, a boring face, and a dull face.

The sight impressed Kluane and murmured.

Amazing speed. I don't think I'll ever see a cytopian question that makes my uncle moody at this speed!

Well... your information is also quite biased.Is he really good?

The first generation of Ichifuku was calmly pushing in.

Damaya stares at the cum and smiles.

Quite a problem.I study hard from VHS (old storage medium) to hard disk (storage medium).Don't do it. Come on!

Of course, Damaya-kun.where..... "

Ike raises his glasses and asks Damaya.

Damaya-kun, why didn't you summon Master ○!She would have made the world so peaceful with songs and cooking like that angel!

Ike chews his lips so tight that blood seeps through them.

It's cool. I know what you're talking about!How many times have I tried to clap my hands in front of you saved on a hard disk...? "

Damaya answers as she bites her lips so tightly that blood seeps through her mouth.

Then why...?

Can I summon Ma ○ Sensei to such a terrible world where monsters appear!?

That's it...!!

Damaya's words made the cum look as if it had been struck by lightning.

Sure, I want you to meet me and get an autograph.I want you to sing and dance in front of me.I know how it hurts.But after all, it's just our ego...For our own convenience, I can't possibly involve you... "

Damaya-kun...I seem to have misunderstood you. "

Nice......

The two uncles nodded loudly, shook hands and embraced each other warmly, weeping.

And it's time for Damaya to come up with a problem.

Then it's my turn.Let's go! Where's Oka-kun's 20th generation friend?

Thirty feet!

"The eleventh generation oniichan..."

Yoo-hoo! Kobayashi!

"If not, who's the voice actor?

Chio-san!

One of a kind suit actor......

Chio-san!

TankenMe Town......

Chio-san!

"So the two cytopia questioning took place at a tremendous speed.We answer each other's questions instantly and are balanced in strength.There's never been an incorrect answer, and there's a slightly different look on your head.When you notice, the uncle above your head is both an expression of anger.In other words, it had reached a point where it could explode at any time. "

And then it came.

Ikei asks Damaya.

I followed it......

Co ○ sea!

Damaya asks goodness.

I followed it......

Sa ○!

The moment they asked each other a question and got it right, the two uncles exploded in the wood at the same time.

When she saw it, she screamed with excitement.

It exploded at the same time!

What happens at the same time?

When asked about the first generation of blessings who neglected to ask cytopia questions, Kluane immediately answered.

Of course, it's a Sudden Death match.I don't have any uncles above me anymore, so now I'm going to ask each other a question as they punch each other. "

What is that!!??

The first generation of blessings finally shouted at me because I didn't understand why.

It's really fun to see people from other worlds surprise you from the people in the terminal.That's why there was always a laugh mixed with joy, pride and malice on this occasion.

The gap between different cultures leads to laughter.It was the first generation of blessings that analyzed the idea theoretically and fully incorporated it into the "Damaya Question".Both the second and third generations were originally terminal owners, and it was impossible to reach that point of view.Every time the third generation performs this story, it makes them feel the greatness of the first generation again.

So, what happens when you win or lose?Uncle in the main unit beats each other, and the last one hit and exploded wins?

When the first generation of Ichifuku asked seriously, Klange shook his head to see something strange.

No way, if that happens, the winner dies.... what the hell is Ichifuku-sama talking about?Do you want Damaya to die?

"... ahh, no, that... swimmersen"

After receiving the cold gaze of Klange, the first generation of Ichifuku somehow apologized.

Fusion of Hayawa and Children's Show......

Hey! Ha ha!

Gho!!

Damaya beats the cum with an answer.

"It teaches children about the severity of society, relationships, and morality, and the role of children works hard....."

Sawa ○ or Mikumi!

Havella!

Ike beats Damaya while answering.

The reward goes on, asking alternating questions and beating each other with answers.

It was a man to man beating in the name of questioning.

Soon, both of their faces swelled up into bread.

After that, dozens of questions continued to be asked, and both of them were about to reach their limits in health.

― ― When this happens, you have to settle with one question.

They desperately scrutinize the information in their heads.

Then Damaya exhaled hahaha, causing the problem.

"Hah, hah... what about the October/November 2004" Everyone ○ Uta "?

………………

That's when my good-looking expression clouded for the first time.

I twist my head and try to remember it many times, but I don't think of it.

"What's wrong with you... surrender?

When Damaya says so to provoke, Ike stares at Damaya and punches her as she screams.

...... ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Gu......!

But Damaya won't fall.

She smiled with a fist on her cheek.

"... incorrect answer.It was from December to January 2005.The correct answer is... "moon waltz". "

"Hmm... what?

Your good-looking eyes fade into despair.

I can't believe my inaccuracies.

No way...... "Everyone ○ Uta" was studied the other day.However, I have never heard of "moon waltz".I didn't. Why would you do that?What the hell is going on...? "

I suppose you were listening to it while you were doing a big fast forward.Come on, cum. It's your turn to ask questions next.If you don't want to lose, you should have a hard problem too. "

Damaya tells me to throw out the bumps and strangely leaning head.

...... okay.Now, here's the problem.

The pushed cum. He commits a serious rule violation here.

What was the name of the new gymnastics that changed from "pawa-upu gymnastics" with Oka ○?

And the cum runs towards Damaya.

Come on, Damaya-kun!

Body.

Fuvera!!

To my question......!!

Left jab.

Bubimba!

Answer me!!!

Finally, the right straight burst.

B○ bubble!!!!!

Damaya was blown away screaming.

Klein sees it and cries out blame.

Dear cum! I can't.I can't believe you hit me with a problem!

And I was aware of even more serious rules violations.

When Krane watched "Oka-san with me" in the audiovisual room with Damaya, the gymnastics remained "pawa-san".I remember a lot because I danced with Damaya.In other words, if the gymnastics had changed, it would have been after Damaya was expelled from the court.

You're a coward, Ike-sama!If Damaya raises a problem after he's been banished, you won't understand!

Klein said so and glanced at her angry eyes.

………………

But Ikei didn't hear Klange's words anymore.

He was stunned and trembling as his glasses were quick and quick.

And when I knelt down, it leaked like this.

"... I lost"

"Huh? Did you lose?

Klein looked back at the words.

Ah, I lost.It's a complete defeat!

In other words, you mean you lose against the rules.

Admitting your fault and declaring that you have lost is pure.

Crane was impressed by Ikei's will, but it wasn't.

... it's a "bubble bubble".

Huh?

Yes, squeeze it out.

Damaya-kun was right to say the last time I hit him.Yes, the new gymnastics became a name reminiscent of a cheerful, noisy, hot summer day.You got it. I've never seen it before.I was blind to win, and I made a cowardly imitation... but I couldn't win after all... "

Nice glasses fell to the ground.

It was Damaya's complete victory.

Amazing, Damaya!

Crane supports Damaya, who is lying on the ground.

You often found out that the new gymnastics is a "bubble bubble"!Dear Damaya,

"Hahaha! Easy, easy, easy!

And Damaiah said to his swollen face, floating with the best of faces.

No, that's all.The scream of being beaten happens to be, "Boom!"... but...Oh, no, no, no.No, that's right!I'm a viewer!I knew it all, too, hey hey hey hey "

That said, when Damaya smiles and pieces, the sound of the dong and the drum sounds, and the sage rings.

Thus, the world-class graffiti "Damaya Question" greeted the sage.

◇ ◇ ◇ ◇ ◇

The sage of the "Damaya Question" is famous as the "least tight sage in the history of rakugo in other worlds."

Of course, the rudimentary rumor that "the scream at the time of the beating happened to be correct" is quite a challenging and avant-garde graffiti: the actor greets Damaya even after he comes along and leaves the throne with the pieces.The third generation naturally learns from it and leaves with a smile and pieces.

The customer is very excited, pointing at it and laughing.I could say "Damaya Question", including the series.

And this flow itself has not changed at all in history. Damaya, who won the questioning, entered the audiovisual room and did not come out for half a day.

Reflecting the uselessness of such a damaya, it may be said to be a suitable sage in a sense.

◇ ◇ ◇ ◇ ◇

"Ah, that was interesting.Hey, scandalous. It's amazing, Damaya. "

Lucky said with her eyes sparkling.

Damaya is truly a beloved idiot character.I've heard a lot from my grandfather's first Luca-Sinb, so Luca-chan is also a particularly friendly person.

"Ahahah, that's a big deal!!

"What's the matter, scandalous?

Lucca is surprised at the Oklahomas Candless Service, which suddenly laughed.

"Oh, no, no, nothing.Really.... "

She is laughing to the point where tears seep.I've never seen such an Oklahomas candelass service.

And the Holy Magic Sword said, Squeezing it out of your heart and out of your soul.

"Every time I watch this story, I think I make it.I'm sure he was... incredible. "