Rakugo in Another World

Damaya Shodo [Damaya Inquiry] ③

Damaya confronts a smiling young man named Kes-Sino in the audio-visual room.

--After all, did this happen?

This situation was as expected by Damaya.

I was interrupted by the minister, but I managed to make it in time.

I'm really glad.

Damaya remembers the previous inquiry with Ike and the scattered interaction with the minister.

Later, it became a raven under the name "Damaya Question", behind it.

They say it had nothing to do with the MadCapia assault, but it was the exact opposite.

Damaya had also imagined that returning to the viewer would not be so easy.

The minister will definitely stop it.

At first, Damaya thought she shouldn't go back.It's a different muscle after all.

But things have changed.

Damaya had to go back to the audiovisual room.

So Damaya appealed sincerely to the minister.

Still, the minister doesn't believe me at all.

"Minister, believe me.I am thinking of this country.I want to get back to my audience. "

"Uh-huh, you just want to make yourself comfortable, but this is a big crush!

Vlagilna (...).

Don't betray me.

"No, it's true.For the sake of my country..... "

"I lied.I guess it's just to protect myself.I know best if I'm a stiff stepsister!

Vulgaris (...).

A traitor.

"No, no, I don't think so...."

"Or something? Isn't there a back?Gil (...) Did you get the money from Doe and become a mess?Is that so (...)? "

Vlagilundana (...).

You betray me.

"Minister, what are you saying?That's why.... "

"You traitor!"

At the end, the Minister had blood on his head so much that he could put it into his mouth normally without using codes.

This is exactly what happened when I didn't get caught.

The minister thinks Damaya betrayed him.That's not impossible either.Nothing but betrayal, such as asking for reinstatement now.

Even so, I think it would be nice to have more ears, but the wind and heel are originally the same.That's why it's useless to explain it.

"... well, no matter how ineligible Damaya is, the promise is a promise.I will not falsely claim the righteousness of the Cytopian nation.Allow me to return. "

"Hyahhhhhhhh!!It's delicious! "

Damaya behaves naturally and unnecessarily, as usual.

It's just that I get suspicious when I deliberately go crazy.

"... but there was a problem."

The words made Damaya think.There's no way there's no back.

"No, I don't think the audience's mission will be delayed after we banish Damaya. I already have a substitute."

I know. Nice.Damaya already knew about it.

Damaya, who is not good at pretending not to know what he knows, says, "No!I don't know!!!Nice, isn't it? Hey, hey, that's cool, right?I'm not great!!??I couldn't help but say,

"Eh, who's watching?You're replacing me?

Damaya said to the minister, holding back his unbearable desire to brag about what he knew, enduring and pretending not to know with the desire to spit blood.

"Oh, yeah.Hey, come on. "

And cumming appeared, and the two of them had to compete.

At that time, Damaya was convinced that the minister had intended to do so from the beginning.

If we don't win this, we can't get the audience back.

Wondering what a match was, Damaya asked the minister.

"So, excellence is excellence as a viewer?

"... ma (...) Ah, that's right, Kero (...)"

Kero?

"Ikei is the chief Kero (...) of the magic school. Kero (...), where nothing happens."

"What's the matter, Minister?"

"Oh, don't worry about Kero (...). There are various Kero (...) when you're dealing with Dama (...)"

"Hah...."

Macelo. Macelo. Macelo. Macelo.

... lose.

The minister was sending a code to Damaya telling him to lose.

Damaya learned how to fight.

I didn't expect you to throw all the flow and characters back and forth and tell me.Mijabi, the secretary, etc., is completely pulled.

The minister is desperate.

That should be it.

When Damaya returns to the court, it is the same as inviting ICHIBUKU to the court.

That's all the minister wants to stop.

Somehow.

Because Ippuku is a stranger.

But that's not what the prophets are afraid of, an alien secret.

No, that's not what the Prophet is afraid of in the first place.

More than the secrets of a different world.It is an old secret that pertains to the root of the cytopia.

The prophet and the king are above all afraid of that.

But if we can get Hanashika and use it as a weapon against the Demons, maybe Taka will come back.After all, the key was a blessing.

It is the mission of the Minister and Damaya to stop it decisively.

However, it was no longer simply a situation where I had to stay out of court.

There's something in the audiovisual room that the Demons are watching.

It's television.

Naturally, things should not proceed as the prophet likes, but the same is true for the demons.

The situation is getting quite complicated.

Yes, the enemy is inside and outside.

When I thought about it the other day, when I was flying to court with one pair of pants, I was right to put up a new boundary just in case.It was a rush to borrow holy water from the treasure trove, but it was a fact that it worked.

This prevented Kes-Sino from bringing the television.

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The day Klein accidentally transferred Halvard to court with one pair of pants, Damaya immediately went to the vault and went to the audiovisual room with her feet.

And looking into the audiovisual room, Damaya was surprised.

Because the president Ike was watching TV in sync with the magic school.

I can't believe that Ikei is acting in his place...Damaya never dreamed of it.

"Ooh! Oh-oh! Oh-oh! Oh-oh!"Hmmm. What kind of spell is Ara Mode that makes my chest twitch so much?Hey, the other world is a fantastic place. "

Damaya inadvertently smiles at the sight of watching the hard disk (storage medium) enthusiastically.It even feels intimacy as a viewer.

Certainly, it may not be bad for viewers to take everything seriously.

It was the last thing I could think of.

But you can't just stare at it blurrily forever.

As Damaya approaches the defenseless back of the cum, she drops a knife on her neck.

The cum collapsed and fainted.Damaya supports her body and rests gently on the floor.

"Well,"

I borrowed (stolen) National Treasure Class holy water from a treasure trove where I broke a key in Halvard on my way around the TV.

This alone completes the boundary and makes it impossible to easily carry out the television.

You should have told someone, but the audience knows a few secrets about strangers and the terminal.Oh, and I can't share information with others.That's why only one viewer is chosen from generation to generation, and communicating information is verbal.Worst case scenario, even if the enemy catches you and tortures you, if he hurts himself.

Of course, the minister knew about it, but he didn't even think about the end of television.

The minister's eyes are only inward, rather than outward.

We are despising our hostile relationship with the Demons.

That's why Damaya has to do this.There is no one but Damaya who can protect television.

We could not forget our mission as an audience, inherited from generation to generation.

And then, for the first time in a while, Damaya checked out the TV show.

"Ah, I'm doing 'with Oka-o-san'.Hah!? Okay, the gymnastics... are changing!!"Pawauuuuuu gymnastics"... is turning into "buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuNhhhhhhhh!!!! "

Damaya can't hide his astonishment at changing gymnastics.

This is not where Ikei was a viewer.

I never dreamed this would happen while I was just a little away.

Damaya then checks the capacity of the hard disk (storage medium).

Then the inside was full, so I had no choice but to erase some shows.

It also included the past "Everyone ○ Uta".

Damaya did not imagine that this behavior would be the key to winning the questioning with Ike afterwards.

Yes, Damaya knew everything during the cytopia questioning.

A part of "Everybody * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

And the gymnastics became "boom boom boom boom".

It was easy to understand when I thought about it normally.

It's only natural for a person with general education and common sense to understand that the scream at the time of being beaten is not supposed to be "boom boom boom".

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There were other dangerous situations.

"Damaya-kun. I've been thinking more about the audience than I've ever thought about.I should be able to do more.We can create materials, categorize them, and analyze different cultures in more detail.What's the status quo? Just lying down and watching TV is a self-depraved life.When it comes to communicating information from previous audiences, I hear that it is all oral.But what if something happens to the audience?Yes, just like you this time. "

"Unuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

As he watched, Ichifuku leaned his neck and uttered a word.

"Dear Minister, There seems to be some reason why Damaya doesn't want me near the court.Is there anything inconvenient?

The minister was then visibly upset.

And Damaya was super upset.

- Oh, no way! Ikfuku-sama has noticed!?Do you want me to leave the court deliberately!!?No way!! No, no, no!

"No, no, no, that's not gonna happen."

Even that minister is in trouble.

This is bad. Damaya thought she had to manage to follow her here.

Instead of being strangely silent, pursuing the minister with ICHIBUKU makes tea cloudy and lively.

Damaya tried to be normal.

Take a big breath, get ready, and speak up.

"Nah, nah, nah!What are you doing? Well, I was, I was, I was, I was attitude.That's it, that's it, that's it, Minister!It's suspicious!

"Calm down, Damaya.You're suspicious, too. "

It was a big mistake. It's not the minister's office. It's a bit of a mess.

I wish I hadn't said anything.

I really didn't think I was fit for this kind of thing.

I don't lie. It's impossible without a natural body.

However, at this time, Damaya felt that there was nothing wrong with being remembered by Ichifuku.

In a short period of time, I have felt comfortable doing things together with a person named Kazufuku Teitei.That means his humanity and respect for the terminal are real.I am a habitual person, but I am definitely not a bad person.

"Anyway, the minister.This is bullshit! I will never compete!!Absolutely crazy!

Damaya insisted on hiding his upset.

"Hey, shut up, shut up!!

The minister then cast a spell and pointed at Damaya.

The next moment, Damaya stood in the world of true darkness.

"What is this place? Hey, it's dark!!I'm scared!!

Darkness in front, behind, up and down.

A world in which everything is dark.

When I was anxious and about to cry, the minister appeared in front of me.

"Ah, Dr. Song."

Damaya speaks to the minister with ease.

"Stupid. I told you to call me the minister.He'll always be a student. "

Damaya was scolded in a quick strike and stuttered his tongue.

"Where are we? Where is it?"

"Time is frozen, eternal space.I can keep you locked up like this..... "

"Hahaha, you're scary."

The minister stares at Damaya as he walks away.

"... what are you doing?"

Huh?

"Why would I want to return to my audience?It depends on your response.I'm under suspicion of betrayal. "

"I didn't betray you.Believe me. "

Damaya hastily insists on the minister.

You know what I mean?What does it mean to return?Hanashika may come to court. "

"... I'll manage there."

"Ah... what if something like that happens?"

The minister shouted as he blushed his face in anger.

"Forget it, Damaya!I suppose I banished you with Hanashika... for the sake of Clanger!!