Rakugo in Another World

Sword calculation [pot calculation] ①

The village of Madwan in Madagascar.

It is a frontier village far from the capital, Madagascar.

Although it is not strange that it faces the Great River of Gribbattle and serves as an entrance to the sea as a topography, it is a peaceful village with a few shops lined up and a fine life for the terminal with the background that most of the means of transportation are not enough for transfer magic and the technology of ports and ships is difficult to develop.

The village of Madwan long ago was famous for mixing Troll's blood with the villagers, so the villagers were also called "Trolls".But in the first place, mixing with monsters is not uncommon in Madokapia.

Originally, the Magic Continent was a difficult place for people to live in, and it is said that people used every means to survive in that place.

Chimera blood in the mountains.

Clarken's blood on the coast.

And here in Madwan, it was said to have mixed Troll's blood to survive the cold winter.

Appearance is no different from ordinary people.However, the Trolls had a generous personality and many were relaxed.

From the neighboring village, it was sometimes referred to as the "sloppy village of Troll" due to its ill-defined nature, but the villagers were not particularly concerned and lived in poverty but in peace.

And there's only one tavern in Madwan.

The villagers, who had finished their work, were gathered together, drinking alcohol and blooming with rumors.

That's what I heard.Rumor has it there's a maniac hacking into the neighborhood. "

"Really? It's tough."

After the conversation, a villager opens his mouth to fear.

"Speaking of lunatics, how do you kill people laughing?

"Oh, do you hear she loves chopping up women and children?True, horrible. "

Rumors of the Cytopian devil "Mad Racca" roared across the river to the land of Madokapia.

"'Madman', 'Magus', 'Freak'.There are so many horrible aliases, Luca-Sinb. "

"Don't forget the Throne Crusher."

"Ahh... dabe..."

Davedabe

The villagers nodded enthusiastically against the synonym Raqqa-Sinb, named after a famous episode.

"What are you really thinking about blowing yourself and this king's throne up?"

"I'm crazy. This is insane."

"What?I wonder if you can get rid of me as soon as possible.I can't even sleep at night. "

In this way, in Madagascar today, I was able to handle the rumors of the madman Lucca.

There are no children who do not know the name of Raqqa-Sinb, who is originally the hands-on master of the enemy nation.

The people were anxious because the man was trespassing on Madagascar territory now.

I'm not sure what the purpose is.Raqqa-Sinb, along with his name, was confused and terrified of Madokapia.

Well, our hero, Shenda, will do something about it.

"Nh, nnh.You can leave it to Shenda-sama. "

So they name the Madkapian army, the Scender-Stan River.He is a true hero who fought against Luca-Sinb many times and retreated by his martial arts.

"Scender is really manly and kind."

"Nh. I'm sure you'll protect Madokapia."

However, a villager sounds anxious there again.

"It's just that it's not just Mad Luca that's trespassing on our territory.I'm with a summoner named Kluane. "

"Oh, I heard. I heard.What kind of killing magic do you use, "Lacgo"?

"Yeah, yeah. You're a terrible servant.What do you mean, "rakugo"?It's magic I've never heard of.My hair is flabby.I definitely don't want you to come to this village.Hey, Master?

When asked, the owner of the pub laughed cheerfully and shook his hand.

"It's okay, it's okay. Raccoon, crazy crane, there's no way there's a village in such a lonely place."

The bald head was pounded, and when they said so with a quiet face, they laughed.

"That's for sure!They took one!Hey, Master is funny after all. "

"What?Master is the best gag king. "

"No one in this village is more interesting than Master."

"What the hell?"

In a word from a popular shopkeeper, a bright atmosphere returned to the venue at once.The villagers are clapping their hands happily.

"Well, if you ever see anything, I'd like you to catch it alive.Never. "

"Bring me when you see him?Who the hell said that?

My lord.

Ah.

The villagers sigh at the reply.

"Ah, that's futile.I can't do that, Beth. "

"But if you're going to listen to the lord, I want to listen to him."

That said, everyone else nodded equally.

At that time, the entrance to the tavern opened and guests came in.

Everyone sees the entrance at the same time.Anyway, I thought someone from the village had finished their work because I only knew their faces.But that was unexpected.

There were two men dressed as travellers standing there.

One is a man in light clothing carrying a cape.He has blond hair and tall, calm eyes.

The other was also a half-elf girl carrying a cape.

Store owners are happy to speak to unusual visitors from outside.

"Welcome, customer. What can I do for you?That said, I can only serve alcohol or Sender water.Later on... the water in the barrel when the rain leaks is free. "

When the owner pulled out his tongue, the villagers laughed.

"The boulder is the master.The most interesting iron plate gag has appeared!

"I can't say I came to Madrid without this.Welcome to Madwan Village, traveler!

In response to the pure and cheerful attitude of the villagers who are not bad at all, the traveler who was solidified for a moment also gently raised the edge of his mouth to respond to his preferences.

"Thank you very much.You'll be in trouble in the village of Madwan for a while.Master, Sender, please give me some water.And something to eat lightly. "

Ah, Zulzulina can get it out right away.

"Well, then. Oh, and where are the lodgings in this village?

"Oh, we're a tavern and inn.There are only inns in this village.You want to stay?

"Yes, please."

That said, the two travellers sat at the counter.

The villagers then turned away from the travelers and began talking about the continuation of the story.

"But what kind of magic is that" lacgo "anyway?"

"Well, that's super powerful magic."

"Hmm. I hate explosions."

"Oh, I hate that guy."

"It could be instant death magic, eh?I could lose my neck. "

"Ah, that's scary!!

While imagining the power of horrible magic, "Lakgo", the villagers laughed at each other.

"What does Master think?

And finally, shake it to the store owner.

That was the implicit rule of the villagers.A hot gaze is poured out from everyone's expectations.

Mmm, I put my arms together and after thinking about it for a while, the owner opened his mouth.

That's right, Bena."Raccoon" might be... magic that keeps pooping forever.If that's the case... I hate it. "

That said, the shopkeepers slapped their butts and the villagers laughed as if they had been played.

"Ahahahaha!!

"Excellent!

"Haha... uhh, poop... hahaha!

"An extraordinary idea that poop won't stop... a genius!Master is a genius!

Villagers send heartfelt compliments to respected shopkeepers.

"Well, I knew Master had great taste.You're really funny.It is a shame to be smothered in such a small village.I wish I could go to King's Landing and become an entertainer. "

"No, no, that's not true.This is probably it.I still have a long line of business, don't I?I think the communication skills are just a bit sophisticated. "

While being so modest, the shopkeeper was completely caring.

When that happens, travelers with clear expressions in front of their eyes become concerned.

He came to a country village with nothing in the corner.The hospitality was not enough, but the owner was flirting because he wanted to interact with them.In general, rural people have that kind of temperament.

- All right.

At first, the owner asked the male traveler.

"What do customers think?

Huh?

A traveler looks up at a sudden question.

"No, there's a rumor of 'Lacgo' right now, isn't there?Everyone was talking to that and this, but what do customers think of the "Lacgo"?

"That's right...."

The man put his hand on his jaw and thought a little and said:

"What if 'Raccoon' is just a one-man play with no magic or anything but a chat for everyone to hear?"

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Starting with the store owner, the other customers looked at the man with a white gaze.One of the villagers felt sorry for him, but he made it clear.

"... you have no sense.Well, even though travelers are funny, there's nothing I can do about it. "

"... I'm sorry."

The words shocked the traveler a little.Face down softly.

Looking at it, the half-elf girl with her was lying down at the counter and trembling for some reason.

"Well, don't say too much."

The store owner will follow you there.At the same time, he placed a plate with fruit on it at the counter where the traveler was.

When the traveler tried to open his mouth to say, "This is...", he gently restrained his hand and said, "It's a service."

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The traveler's eyes narrowed gently.

Then, after a gentle conversation so that the owner could only understand, he turned the plate to the girl next door.

The store owner felt ashamed of himself before shaking the conversation.

Though the Trolls tend to feel relaxed and at first glance stupid, they are very attentive to people.Everyone in the village, including the shopkeeper, had a good face.Troll's blood muscles certainly don't spin his head well, but his personality is generous and famous for working well.

Next, the Zulzulina ordered is placed at the counter.

When the traveler makes a thin noodle, he looks up happily.I told the store owner with a surprised expression.

"This is really delicious."

The owner smiled at the words.

"Oh, there's a beautiful stream going through here.Zulzulina tastes as good as any good water.This is common sense. "

I see.

I hammered the owner's words and immediately ate a second bite.The owner watches the situation with joy.

But after a while, the man began to act strangely.

----With a twin stick, he started scrubbing through the empty air.

A traveler reaching out to the air like that.The store owner was also suspicious and said something.

"Customer, what are you doing?There's still Zulzulina left.You don't have to imitate eating in the air.You can change it if you want.No thanks, Nana. "

"... oh, yeah.I'm sorry. "

When the traveler lowered his head lightly, the villagers also opened their mouths and laughed, and the venue was surrounded by a gentle atmosphere.