Rakugo in Another World

"Lord! You all right, honey?

"Lord"

"Lord"

"Lord"

The lunatics left like the wind, the people left behind in the tavern.The villagers surround the lord worried.

The lord squeezes out his voice as he gazes at the state.

"What the...You guys... What the hell is going on? "

And that expression is dyed with a seemingly angry emotion.

"Why... don't you do what I say!That's why I'm so slow!Stupid bastards!

Angry lord. However, one of the villagers who heard it said naturally in a relaxed tone.

"But, lord.I can't leave the lord behind. "

"... what are you talking about?Do you have any idea how much I've made fun of you?I'm sure you're quite popular.That's why I'm so slow, scum. "

The lord lined up the scolding, but the villagers smiled in proportion to it.

"Hey, are you popular with me?Did you guys hear that?

and nodded happily with his face.

"Oh, hey. What are you laughing at?Don't joke. "

So the owner of the pub finally said the word.

"No... because your favorite is the lord?

"Nh......!

The lord exclaimed himself at the words.

"Nh. It's just rumors, right?

"I don't know how they do it...Is it usually thanks to the lord that there are more accounts (...) and more expensive items (...)?

The lord raised his face to the question.

"For some reason, after the lord has shopped, the bill often doesn't fit that way.They say you're using magic, but I really appreciate it.I can't get my head up. "

"... I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Look, that's what I said!

Everyone laughed as if they had been played in response to the lord.

"Everyone was betting that the lord would never admit that.Well, it wasn't even a bet.Even though I wanted to thank you, if the lord denied that I didn't know, I couldn't understand it in our minds, and I couldn't let them admit it, so we were all worried about what to do. "

"Anyway, I've always said that if anything happens, I'll work together for the lord."

"What the hell?"

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The lord's face became red.

The sloppy Trolls saw everything, and he couldn't get away with it anymore.

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Nanase watched the scene from above the sky with hyperopia magic.She stared at the crane with a hot gaze.

"You knew everything from the beginning, Master Clanger.I'm sorry I missed it. "

As Nanase lowered her head, Klange raised one hand and smiled.

"People with Troll's blood certainly don't spin their heads, but they're never stupid.The eyes and instincts that tell if you're a bad person or not are actually better than anyone else. "

"But why were there so few accounts and so many?How the hell did the lord do that?

Klange answers Nanase's simple question by placing her index finger on her cheek.

"That's because Nanase was pulled too far by the raven."

"Lady, you didn't realize how carefully I looked at you at the weapon store."

"What? Huh?

Nanase has no idea why.

"Remember that.Where the lord gives the money in the tavern.And give the sword to the weapon dealer. "

"... hmm?What are you talking about?

Nanase who just tilted his neck without getting the guidelines.Raccoon was thrilled.

"It's okay. Good memory.First, after drinking alcohol at the tavern.It's like "Chrono Chinchirone."

"Yes"

Nanase remembers what happened at that tavern.

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"Oh, I drank it.Hey, Tavern Troll. What about the bill?

"Yeah, I'll give you nine Madcapia hips."

"The money is fine.Give me your hand. "

"Yeah."

That said, the lord placed the tontontontontontontontontontontontontonton and the madcapia hip in turn in the hand offered by the owner.

"12345... Hey, it's the tavern troll, what time is it?

So I asked for time. The owner looks at the watch and answers.

"Well, I'm sure it's time... for Heavy Zarock."

"789, right.I gave it to you. "

Tongtong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong and the lord temporarily put the rest of the hips in the owner's palm.

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"............ ah"

So Nanase noticed.

"The number doesn't match.There are a lot of "tongton".... "

Racca nods at the answer.

"It's nothing.That lord. He gave me his hips when he asked for time.More than the bill. "

"In other words, I was listening to time to deceive you, but to 'deceive you for paying so much'."

"Sure, there were three tons.At that time, you paid a lot of 3 Madcapia hips.And always..... "

Yes, the owner of the tavern said he would always ask for time when the lord came to the store.I mean, I always spent a lot of money.

So, what happened at the weapon store?What's in it for the weapon dealer?

"Hmm. Well, remember that, too."

"Yes"

Nanase remembers what happened at the weapon store.

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"Well, if I give you the 100 Mad Capia Hip copper sword I just bought, I'll make it 100 +100 and make it 200 Mad Capia Hips."

That said, the lord pulled out the sword (...) placed on his waist and gave it to the shopkeeper.

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"Ah... Is that it?A sword on your hips?Did you... give me the bronze sword you bought before that?

Lucca nods firmly.

"Exactly. The lord faked it as a bronze sword and gave it to the shopkeeper, the Deva King sword, which he had originally lowered to his waist.That's why the lord had an obscure, plain Deva 's-sword. "

Instead of a bronze sword, he gave the weapon dealer a worthy Deva's sword.

That's why the sword he pulled out earlier was not a Deva King, but a copper sword.I promise you that. "

Oklahomas Candarus Service laughs and says so.

"I was using it to deceive you in the opposite sense.In other words, Nanase decided that she had misled herself in the wrong direction because she knew the rakugo. "

"You were careful not to let the villagers know.Well, you have no idea what the lord is doing. "

"It seems that the villagers were somehow aware of it by any means.That's how the lord redistributed his wealth so that the villagers could live. "

To the truth, Nanase could only open her mouth in surprise.

"... what is it? That lord...?Isn't he a very good person? "

"That's why everyone in the village said that from the beginning."

"But, but why do you have to go around like that?I should have just reduced the tax..... "

"Now, you must be a race like my princess.I can't honestly favor people. "

"That said, in the first place, it seems to be equal to not collecting much tax.Still, their clumsy lives are not moisturizing.That's why the lord decided to support them in the shadows.Maybe your late father did something similar. "

"Oh, no."

"But, well, it was all completely naked by the club."

Lucca laughs happily and painfully with the character and face of the lord in mind.

"That village is going to be a sight to see.No, and even so, Krah. That was a pretty good play.Son of Stream Stone Demon King "

"Niisan Lucca was a fantastic maniac.You were a complete villain. "

We laughed face to face.

In exchange, the girlfriend's play was so nauseating.

"I mean, both of us suddenly said things like bad guys, and I didn't understand why."

Make face bright red.

"'Well, take a look at this, eh?'"

"Hahahahahahahahaha!! Niisan, it's very similar."

………… Meow!!! Neither the brave nor the Kluane hate it!

They teased me and were furious.

"After all, both the lady and the lord thought it was all Clara's pot."

When Racca said so, Klange nodded with a smile.

"Oh, that's exactly..."

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Knowing that the villagers had noticed everything, the lord suddenly drooped, holding down half of his face with one hand.

"Ah, the Lord is acting strange.After all, I wonder if Lakgo did it to me. "

Somebody call a doctor.

The lord controls it by hand.

"No, it's okay."

As you say so, you hold your eyes and raise your voice.

"Ah... I've lost my lackey...Is this Lacgo?Damn it... what a horrible thing. "

"Lord....."

After sneezing his hair in disgusting fashion - kicking his face up, he took a bunch of bills out of his pocket and put them on a van and table.

"Look, you guys.Next time, we'll buy with this money.Look, I'm going to buy it on the route I told you.Give me my name as soon as you give me a cheap price.No, let it out from the beginning.Everyone in this village will now work in the name of Jackson-Jack. "

That said, the weapon begins to give proper instructions to each shopkeeper by asking the town's Adventurer Guild what wholesaler it is in and when selling it... etc.

"I'll give you this money.If you have any luck... just give me 10%.But first, put it in your pocket.Use it to renovate or dress up your store.I don't buy stuff in a dirty, smelly troll shop. "

"Um, Lord.Just now, give us their names..... "

The lord opens his mouth as he stares at the villagers who say "no".

"Oh? Because I'm a lord.Where is a lord who doesn't know the people of the land he's ruling?Especially with a crippled people like you.Understood, Oscar?

So Jack finally told him to reopen.

His little pride was shattered.

At this moment, the Lord resolved to walk with them.

"So, how long will they call me Lord Lord, Lord, once and for all, just like you pushed me on paper?

Smiling lord. The villagers, who understood the meaning, shouted loudly with a full smile.

"... yes!Master Jack!!

In the future, this village will no longer be called a "sloppy troll village".

By virtue of their brilliant lords and gentle villagers, they will flourish in trade and be called "Madwan, the village of hospitality".

Everything was the pot of "Lacgo".

"Bo-chan! I'll follow you to the end!

The middle-aged attendant also enters the circle of lords and villagers with exhilaration.But there the lord spoke calmly.

You're fired.

"Eh...?

A cliché.

"Go anywhere."

"No, such a bum.Why do you say that?Have you forgotten the Brilliant Road (Brilliant Bridge of Glory) I've been walking with you all day?!

Yes, I complain with tears, but the lord says back with a dazed expression.

"... no, you've been treating me like I've been taking care of you since I was a kid... but you're the shallowest.You hired him just a few days ago, didn't you?You just interviewed your valet on the same day as that chick, no, Racca.I mean, you're Damaya, right?

"!! Gu... they found out!Why did you do that.... "

Yes, the identity of the middle-aged man of the attendant was a companion of the madman Lucca family, who called him "Damaya, an uncle who can't do anything strange."

Kluane and Nanase knew he was on the Lord's side, but they kept silent because they knew it would have no particular negative impact (rather, they thought it would make them less troublesome).

"Shit! Run!

Damaya ran out in a hurry to get caught here.

I thought I had found a true vocation to adore the Lord of the Absolutely Powerful and to scatter the villagers with a mighty face.

--That's why I didn't want to travel.Why did this happen?My land of peace is far away...!!

Damaya burst into tears as she ran.

"Was it good?

Looking at Damaya's back as he ran away, the owner of the pub said, the lord smiled with his nose.

"No, they must have let me in completely.I don't know what you were thinking.Lacgo... Maybe this is also a pot that I think of as a lacquer. "

So Damaya, who had fled, turned around and shouted loudly.

"Yes! That's the original sage of the original rakugo" pot count "!