Real Cheat Online

30 story trap + rampage + fall = art

When the giant palm crab turns into light and disappears, I can still hear the lofty footsteps of Shinji in my ear sleeping on the ground.

"Hey, total! Are you all right!?

It's a game, and don't look so worried. Damn, this is why you're the best.

"Oh. I thought you'd be squashed, but you were critical safe"

That's bad for your heart inside. If they tell me to do it again, I don't want to do it anymore.

"I didn't know my stomach was weak. I thought you were really smart. Did you aim for that one?

That's not true. That's what I'm after... No, if you want to do it, you're gonna do it. Yeah, I'm starting to feel like I can.

"No, I slammed my eyes into it with a knife. Then something happened, and then it went awry."

"Well, that's the most amazing thing."

Don't be flattered when you're complimented straight. It's kind of ticklish because it was about my father who praised me for fighting so far.

"Well, what do we do now?"

"With that said, is there a boss at the bottom of this dungeon?

"No, you're not supposed to be here. If there's a boss room in a dungeon near a town like this, it's crammed with boulders."

Oh, so is that. Sure, it was different from many parties by the time I got here, but I still didn't feel so narrow about this vast dungeon.

"Well, let's dive a little further. The ingredients from the monster earlier are quite delicious."

That was definitely a [giant crab leg]. Uh, the description...

[Giant Crab Legs: Giant Crustacean Legs. Tasty but can also be used as edible. It is recommended by the development team to make it into a pan and take stock. It should be noted that the same team Yamada successfully sent a crab to his wife while she was separated and had a pot with her daughter]

It's you again! Are you still trying, Yamada? Don't make it up to me anymore. No, that's why it's a pot. And you got to meet your daughter, great. I don't think Yamada's future will bother me anymore.

"What's up? Total"

Nah, Mr. Yamada had completely taken my consciousness away.

"Hey Hive, are you eating this?

"I'm not eating. What tastes good is the redemption rate, the redemption rate. The commercial union buys this material for a good price. It's hard and precious to acquire it, so it's expensive and can be sold to players in production jobs. It's a pretty good monster if that's what you mean."

Is that what you're saying? If you want to eat, ask your cook, Sakura, for a crab shabu-shabu. Is that it? But if you're such a good monster, don't feel like you can have some more people. I thought you liked the efficiency cooks when you saw them on the information site.

"Then I feel like there could be a few more people. You got something for me?

"No, it's just that that's a hard monster to encounter. If that was coming out all the time, this place would have been full of players."

"I see."

"Then let's go."

I also responded to Shinji's voice, and we walked deep into the dungeon again.

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Let's put it bluntly. We're pinches. That's pretty good, too.

But there was a mix of elements that I couldn't help but argue with. I don't blame anyone.

First of all, the big balls rolled from behind us going underground was the beginning of things.

This dungeon is centered around the aisle of the basic main road, but some places are like intersections with a wide variety of paths. Fortunately, we quickly escaped to the point where we were forming an intersection, trying to get past that big ball, but how dare that big ball come after us everywhere.

I came to the boulder for this. Shooting with a gun doesn't freak me out. A giant big balls rush to paste me and Shinji. Most of all, what I didn't like was that the big balls were golden balls. A ball of gold. Kim - let's not.

"Hey total. Is that something!? also, I'll keep running any longer, but the limit is"

"You're kidding me, Shinji! Whose fault do you think this is?! I told you never to push, because you pushed the switch!

Yes. What are you hiding, you idiot? Don't ever push me because I'm a trap. I pushed the switch I said with a full grin. What are you doing to me?

"No, you pretend to push that one. Totally! Can you shut me up when you say that?

"You know what? Oh! Keep running than that, they'll make you pancakes!

We kept running desperately trying to escape from the big balls that were fast approaching from behind. We went down, we went up. But Big Ball won't stop chasing us at all. On the contrary, the shape in the cave is also cylindrical enough to softly fit large balls, making it an inevitable path. What is this trap full of will to kill? The guy who made this. You have too good a personality.

"Hey, what the hell is that! Climb the ramp. They're coming."

"Know it or not!

Whatever this thought, my spare time was shredded to the big balls approaching ignoring gravity, and now I was even starting to run out of energy to answer Shinji's questions.

"Oh, hey, total! Ma, before! Before. Yeah, yeah!

"... that's a dead end"

Uh, you packed this.

"If you're so calm! What do we do!?

I can't help it. I can't do this. If Shinji knows more about this game than I do, there's nothing I can do. No, wait.

"Don't you have a convenient item to get out of the dungeon or something?

"They do, but they don't have it!

Stuffed. Shout for now.

"" Awwwwwwwwww!

We were completely crushed in a way that was sandwiched between the wall and the big balls - and the moment I thought, the big balls broke through each of us and threw us into the vast space that was spreading behind it.

"Wow!? What is it now?

Shinji's screams wooden spirits into a huge space. Looking up, the ceiling, the side, the wall, and directly beneath, the vast,

"Water? No, underground lake!?

Shinji, being attacked by a unique feeling when falling and about to panic in the middle, let go for now, and I tried to grasp the situation.

I thought it was that end of the line. I can't believe there was this much space across the wall. The question is if this leads to the next trap... but so far there's no sign of bows or arrows flying. If any other trap comes... I don't know.

So the next problem is the water below? If it falls from this height, it'll do a lot of damage, albeit water. In the meantime, the problem is Shinji, as you watch out for your attitude when you land. It would be difficult to calm down and take a watering position in that condition.

I'm in a high jump pose. Nice to meet you. Change your posture to minimize damage from falls. Shinji is...... it would be tough to tell Shinji, who is not very good at exercise, to do this. And I can't even hear my words when I'm all panicked. Shinji, become a Buddha.

But the next moment, a hell of a sight popped into my eyes that was sending a warm glance.

"Become!? Is that an M-shaped leg opening!?

Or Shinji was about to land in the water posing to hold both knees aside. If you jump in that position, you'll die, mainly with your groin. What is he thinking? I thought there was something odd about it originally, but you've been so stupid so far? Or is it that I have a plan that I can't even think about?!? I don't know, it's sappy to me what he's thinking...

"Oh, hey Shin-"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha -"

Oh, this is a bad one.

No, but wait. Maybe this is the late self-defense measure for which Shinji's survival instincts worked. If so, Shinji's butt becomes a black iron butt that boasts steel hardness, bouncing off any impact -

"Ahhhhhhhh..."

A tremendous water splash up Shinji, no, his ass sank into the underground lake. I was conscious of my rapidly cooling mind, and decided on a watering that would have caused me to raise 10 bills simultaneously if I had a judge.

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"What the hell are you doing..."

"No, Sman, I don't know what to translate anymore."

Do you then decide to open your legs in the M-shape? You're the owner of a hell of a talent, Koz. You're on a level of hesitation to walk the city with me.

"I'm glad the HP gauge stayed barely at the millimeter level, too. If you were dead, you'd be a legend in me."

As a legendary fool.

"It's amazing how you swim off to shore in charge of me when I faint."

"The armor I was wearing didn't weigh as much as real. I don't think I would have swimmed this far if I had worn the same armor that was real on the boulder for dozens of kilos."

"No, you can't do it in real life."

How much is that?

"That's fine, Hive. That, what do you think?

What I'm pointing in is a heavy, huge door that emits a different atmosphere. And a very drifting boss smell.

"... boss room, I guess"

"... after all?

This, the way to go?