Realms In The Firmament

The words of the royal people are the least credible, I'd rather believe there are ghosts in the world than believe the rubbish of the royal people!

This is a rational quote.

Only His Majesty the Emperor laughed and said: "Forget it. With me here, everyone is just afraid and upset. All right, I'll leave after two drinks. I won't be this unpopular unished guest. ”

He sighed and said: "When a trench brother was so strange to me... hey, how dare you shush...”

He pointed at someone in the crowd, laughing and scolding: “Meng Lao Wu, you less * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Damn you, you still disliked the way I looked at you when you were ugly. Did you think your object was brilliant when it stuck in your head... now that you see me, you don't even speak voluntarily. I see your bald head is even more than the one below..."

Meng Lao Wu is a bald general with a scar on his face, touching his head and muttering: “Your Majesty still has a face to say... If you hadn't drugged me with laxatives, I wouldn't have pulled them in my pants and let you see everything...”

The whole place burst into laughter!

His Majesty the Emperor also couldn't help but be handsome, "And you... and you, Han Lao San, Song Lao Qi, Bai Xiao Jiu, you... you bastards, when we agreed to touch the fish together to improve life, the first time I took off naked and jumped into the water, but you took my clothes and ran away with your eyes, causing me to go back to the camp only when people were quiet at night with ashes in my bare butt, and as soon as I got to the camp entrance, you poor bastards lit up all the fire again, the noise, let me expose naked in the light, only people who feared that there was a good show... so big ugly! And now you're pretending you don't know each other? ”

He glanced at him and pretended to be furious: "You people forget what is right and don't miss what is good! ”

His Majesty the Emperor recounted this string of past events, and the atmosphere on the field instantly revived.

A few people said, “Your Majesty, you can't blame us for that... How can you just say something ugly about you? In such a desolate place in the north of the desert, it's usually hard to beat a rabbit, but you drugged our brothers a few springtime pills... caused each of us to soak up a night in cold water, and our reply has been very kind..."

The emperor laughed: “A bunch of shameless lazy bitches, * * * * *, even took my pants off, now how can I be afraid to have a drink with my old man, one of them is really fucking gutless? ”

His Majesty the Emperor is so abusive, instead, let these generals hook up deep memories of the past, a warm feeling of oil, screaming: “Who's afraid of you, come! Here's to the wine! ”

These words, if they had been said before, would have been said: "Here's to you if you have the guts!" Who doesn't? Who doesn't have the balls!

But now the words' you have the guts’ and ‘who doesn't have the guts' are truly unspeakable.

“Just do it! One drink is not enough!” His Majesty the Emperor is so proud of his dry clouds that he raises an altar: “I can't drink you to death, I have to drink you too! ”

“Wait, wait... Your Majesty.” Meng Guangtou Lao Wu drilled over: “To be safe, I have to check first, you may actually be water in here, who doesn't know who yet, you are always cheating when drinking, we are crude, but we are not fools, there are two things wrong with eating, but it has to be remembered that it is not...”

Everyone laughed and shouted, “Well said, that makes sense, hurry up, check, check! ”

Meng Lao Wuyi checked and found out that it was really water, and he was shocked: “I said, Your Majesty, how many years has this habit of yours still not changed, I really admire you...",

His Majesty the Emperor touched his nose without a word: "You bastard, you dare to make me look ugly in public, remember me...”

“Alcohol penalty! Alcohol! This is too much hahaha...” The generals have finally begun to coax together without any hesitation.

Behind His Majesty the Emperor, with a needless old eunuch, he can not breathe under his stomach at this moment. He trembled and said intermittently: “Oops, Your Majesty, this place is really enjoyable. When I hear you say it, it is no good to laugh at slaves... it is an immediate orgasm...”

The crowd of emperors and generals suddenly burst into shock, and the unified raven turned silently and stared at the old eunuch with strange eyes. It took a long time for His Majesty the Emperor to say in shock: "Are you… orgasm? ”

The eunuch was still smiling tears, and he couldn't help but laugh: “Yeah... slaves are the ones who orgasm...”

“Pfft!”

His Majesty the Emperor just spit out a sip of wine in his mouth, haha laughed, the generals stood still, all rubbing his stomach, patting his thighs, laughing shockingly.

A eunuch... even said orgasm...

That's brilliant!

Do you have any more down there?

However, it is because of this little interlude! The awkward atmosphere of the previous restraints finally completely dissipated, His Majesty the Emperor truly wholeheartedly blended into the group of generals, five sixes, began to rub his hands with friction, held up his sleeve, and drank alcohol with an old acquaintance to make fun of him.

Only Ye smiled sharply and observed one thing, just as His Majesty the Emperor lifted his sleeve, he seemed to have inadvertently patted the old eunuch's shoulder lightly.

Seems like an apology? Seems to be... anything?

Ye smiled and appreciated it.

Your Majesty the Emperor, what an unexpected surprise.

But for whatever reason, His Majesty the Emperor shoots this eunuch on the shoulder, striking Ye with a smile. In conclusion, at first sight today, Ye Jiao has added a lot of fondness to what His Majesty the Emperor did.

Originally, His Majesty the Emperor, trapped in his cheap father for 20 years with a promise of that year, and such a son of a prince, has almost established the difficult relationship between the two parties, but after today...

As an emperor who dominates the world, he can still remember the robe of the year, he can also put down his body so that he can laugh and scold with the original general's robe. Although this is at the marching banquet, not without the buyer's heart, it is also quite difficult and expensive!

In addition, Ye Jiao can still feel that when His Majesty the Emperor spoke like that, he was quite sincere, at least temporarily at this moment, he did not put himself in the position of an emperor!

Also, the eunuch said that the unexpected “laugh" was clearly meant to open the atmosphere for the last step - the eunuch who can accompany the emperor, and who is the real fool?

In terms of the age of the old eunuch, consider him close to the emperor, he has no great power, even if he lives on his own, but apart from the emperor himself, even the queen and even the prince may not really dare to treat him as a slave!

But such a man would rather sacrifice his dignity than open the situation for the emperor.

And the last time His Majesty the Emperor photographed him on his shoulder, Ye laughed and felt the emperor, people were still nice.

That beat, at the very least, is comforting and does not mean a reward!

Looking at the emperor in the crowd of generals like fish with water, instantly it became a scene, Ye smile finally understood; why the generation of warriors such as King Huayang was willing to serve him!

Why is his cheap father Ye Nantian so shocked by the secular Gai Dynasty, he also promised him 20 years!

An emperor can do what he is.

Even writing, acting, is enough!

His Majesty the Emperor's personal charm is enough to conquer everything.

Definitely beneficial!

Thinking of the prince and several prince fly camp dogs, he fought hard and couldn't help but feel a feeling in his heart: the tiger father and dog, but so.

“Ye laugh! Ye smile!” His Majesty the Emperor shouted: "Son of a bitch, get the fuck over here! Your father is not here. Now your boy has dried this drink for him. I want to appreciate the wine making pills today...”

Meng Lao Five beside him caressed his bald head and asked in surprise: “Your Majesty, that leaf boy drinks when he drinks. At best, he's drunk when he vomits. What does that have to do with the wine making pills? ”

His Majesty the Emperor laughed: “Did you not know that Ye Xiao has a nickname called 'Night Snack’? A night snack soaked with wine. It's not a wine making pill and what is it...”

Meng Lao Wu seemed to wonder for a moment, “Even so, it's not right, night snacks are not yuanxiao, how can you not soak in wine making pills! ”

His Majesty the Emperor was also stunned when he heard the words, and then he cheated: “I told you that the night of the night was Yuan Xiao, why not! It's not Maruko, it's Maruko! ”

Meng Lao Five nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, making a face of praise: “You are the emperor, Jin Gao Yu Yan, what you naturally say is what...”

Squealing all around, the noise is loud, and the scene is suddenly big, and the scene is fluctuating!

The five leaders of the North Army have a 'glory with glory’ on their faces!

His Majesty has not forgotten him, even though our Great General is not here at this time! Never forget him!

Ye smiled bitterly and replied, "Shit, my nickname for the night snack is not only famous, but there is one more" maruko ”to say today, what a fucking bad luck! But at this moment, I can't seem to get over it. I had to pinch my nose and go over there and drink it in a jar that represented my father's grace.

Numerous literary and martial arts officials on both sides of the palace watched His Majesty the Emperor make a scene here, creating a complex divine colour in everyone's eyes.

When the Emperor was still a prince, he used to hide his identity and secretly enter the army, which we all know.

But I never thought His Majesty the Emperor would take these generals so seriously...