Sakurai-kun, get out of this brave party.

I bowed my head to a sudden fire from a brave man.

I don't know what he's talking about, so I look at the members around me, but they're looking at me as hard as the brave ones.

"Bastards like you don't deserve a brave party!"

It was the wallman and warrior at the brave party who raised his voice.

When I joined this party, the weakest guy started banging his mouth a lot.

Don't you remember the thanks I gave him for carrying out the raid day and night to make him stronger?I put five or six knives on my pillow yesterday.

Thanks to that, he reacted hypersensitively to no matter how small the noise, and is now more responsive than anyone to any ambush.

If you forget that the depth of the bear stained in your eyes is proof of your friendship with me, the pathetic warrior will no longer be sane and will have to judge that every statement has no credibility.

"Bang!!"

"Hyi!?"

When I hit the wall and shouted out loud, the warrior held his head and circled small. If he hadn't been careful in the dungeon, this would have happened.

If my expulsion was decided by a majority vote, one vote was invalidated first.I was satisfied with it and decided to encourage its continuation.

"You can't be convinced just by the conclusion. Tell me why."

"I think it's stuck in everything we're doing right now, but I understand."

The brave man raised his finger "one first" while sweating cold.

I enter the air chair position to reassure him of trembling.

Even during a serious conversation, it is the leveling trick not to forget the experience point.

"The purpose of this party is to crusade against the Demon King, and I travel around the country to empower him.And one way to empower them is through dungeon exploration. "

"There are monsters in the dungeon and there are various items.Monsters can gain experience, and good items are important activities that help boost your strength. "

Well then, let me check with Sakurai-kun.What is the division of roles when we explore the dungeon? "

Sharing roles in the dungeon? Is there a problem?

Basically, they should have shared the same roles as they did at the usual adventurer party.Instead of having any problems at that time, people around me praised it as a "boulder", so I shouldn't have made any strange decisions.

And it's no exaggeration to say that the guild recognized my work at that time and recommended me to be a member of the brave party.

"(... no, we're a brave party.Unlike the adventurers whose main goal is to explore the Dungeons, the ultimate goal is to crush the Demon King.There is a possibility that the difference is causing confusion) "

I have the humanity to save myself.

That's why, once again, I recalled the division of roles at the brave party.

"A warrior in the front, a brave man in the field, a monk and a wizard in the back, and a knight in the guard.The monks and wizards are at the heart of the party. Especially since the monks can collapse at once when they sink, they use knights with excellent offensive defense as their guards.As for the avant-garde, it is a righteous tag of warriors and braves who suppress enemies, but of course they change the roles of knights and braves depending on the situation.And this is just the basic organization, and I think we have a few other patterns. "

"Oh, that's right. In fact, the configuration that Sakurai had in mind would be very practical to deal with any situation."

"Isn't that right? I don't think there's anything funny about it..."

"And what are you doing in the meantime?"

"I've kicked all the monsters before."

"That's it!!!"

Suddenly the brave man rose up with a loud voice.When the chair he was sitting on fell down and made a loud noise, the warrior in the corner of the room said, "Hye!?"and shouted.

The brave man who hastily turned his back on the monk started pointing his finger at me.

"Why are you kicking all the monsters away!?No matter how practical the division of roles is, I can't make sure there are no enemies, and above all, I won't gain any experience! "

"I'm older than you, so I'm going to clean up dangerous monsters and nurture them safely and slowly."

"I heard that! A year ago!!Do you still think we can't take down the goblins!? "

"No, the Goblins will be my experience, so I'm just taking care of them."

"The result is a picnic named Exploring Unmanned Dungeons!Let us fight!Get hands-on experience!! "

What are you talking about?

First of all, the premise is that dungeons are a world of quick wins, and that doesn't change whether it's an item or an experience.

I teach about it in sitting when I have a party, and I also give practical examples of the problems associated with it.You won't be able to complain.

"I didn't expect a quick win among my people!And you wouldn't expect an instructor to do that!? "

"People can't have nothing to do with war."

What are you talking about? This guy.

"Bang!!"

"Hyi!?"

In the first place, I have to say that all experience points belong to me, and there are faults for you who are not going to make your own progress.

There are limits to monster pies.If you want experience, you can just dive into the dungeon while I'm asleep.

However, I have reduced my sleep time to the limit with the power of the item, so I can get 6 hours of sleep in 5 minutes, so I hope I can have 1 match in the meantime.

"... that's enough, next. Sakurai-kun banished the knight from this party."

Huh?

Sure, I banished the knight from the party because I discovered that he and the church superiors behind him were turning over to the Demon King army.

It's as if pulling the brave party was necessary to protect humanity as a whole, and I don't know why it would lead to my banishment.

"Until I banished the knight and exposed the church to the Demon King army, I could understand.I think it's the right thing to do. "

"Am I right?"

"By the way, who were you working with to blast the church?"

"Demon King Army"

"Why!!"

Whatever it is, the church is a huge organization spread across the continent.

Load wins too much for a brave party alone.

Because the Church is deeply entrenched in order to rely on the power of the country and there, it is not possible to solve the fundamental problem where the bullet was fired. The lizard's tail was cut off or vanished and ended.

That's where the Demon King Army looked.

Their ultimate goal is to bring power and unity to the human side.I was working with the church on my last promise to betray you.

That's why I stepped in to temporarily teamwork with the Church and those who wanted to mud the symbols of humanity that span the entire continent.

That's why I did it.

"The church is thus normalized by the exhalation of rotten pus.The Demon King Army, which had only been forced to obey by force, was able to learn what it meant to be an operative activity.It's Win-Win. "

"Thanks to you, the church has gone from top to bottom!Aren't the archbishops from all over disturbing their own sects and the Negeba constantly nurturing the monster agents lurking everywhere!! "

"Humans are stupid."

"You pulled the trigger, didn't you?"

But thanks to you, the money and items that the pus kept regularly flowed in through the Demon King army.All you want to do is use the finest potions, Brother?

As long as humanity continues to decline, the Demon King Army will be on our side.

It's just a brave party with few allies, so what if we don't use what's available?

While it is true that there are various problems with sectarian unrest, it is the responsibility of the church, which in the first place did not have a functioning self-cleaning effect within the organization.

What I have done is to bully injustice and correct the corruption of the church, and if I am praised, I am still not convinced that I have been named heretic.

"Hey Sakurai, there's a guest for you in front of the inn."

"Wizard, I almost certainly have an assassin in the church because all of my acquaintances come to see me in the middle of the night.Roll the sacred sign in front of him and say, "Step on it," and burn it immediately if you do anything other than step on it. "

"I'm getting used to dealing with it..."

The wizard walked out of the room with a rough step, and this event, which happens four times a day, got her used to burning a lot of people.

Until a little while ago, she felt sick just by burning the doll's monster, and now she can unleash her magic without feelings, which is definitely growth.

The brave man with his back of sight was holding his head.Are you feeling sick?

And that's the last reason.

Still have it?

"Yes! This is the last and most important reason!!"

That said, the brave man pointed at the bed installed in the room.

There is a cute young lady with short black hair who is wearing maid clothes to help her figure out who she is.

Speaking of remarks, is there a point where the tail of an asymmetrical dragon and the wings of a demon are jumping out of the sumptuous body?

"Why is the Devil's daughter here!?"

"I can't help it, it's because I'm relying on the Demon King's close proximity."

"It's strange to be trusted enough to entrust the Devil King's orphan!?The purpose of the Brave Party is to crush the Devil! "

"There's no sin in a child who's even remnants!Or are you going to cut the roots of the clan?!Is that what the brave do!? "

"That's... that's right... but come on!I don't know, the feeling of a brave man who was killed by a demon king in a strange place!? "

In fact, part of the Demon King Army, which learned the craftsmanship activities, planned a downfall, and now the Demon King Army is also in the middle of the inner geba, like humankind.

The rebellion of the Demon King army, which has been suppressed by violence, is not a comparison with mankind. After the Demon King and his executives are assassinated by their own people, the executing side will start arrogating the Demon King as it pleases. The era of the Sengoku has arrived in which they deny each other and kill each other.

Among the demons who understood that there was political value in the daughter of the ancient demon king, she was targeted for life, and came to this heroic party with a next-of-kin who ran away at the end of the day.

"Gah, gah."

"Huh? Oh, you're hungry.Wait, I'll get you something to pick.... "

The finger-pointed daughter approached the brave man and made her mouth slap like a bird and screamed.

Even for 16 girls, the appearance is less than half a year old.

I don't think the brave man will be able to answer strongly because he knows that.

He takes bony meat out of his luggage and makes his daughter rodent.

Daughters with shark-like jagged teeth are delighted to have their meat burst from bone to bone.

After I finished eating, I was squeezing my head into the hero's chest to be sweet.

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It suits you.

"It's annoying!!"

I stood by the window ignoring the sight of the monk who had been waiting for me to laugh without noticing the warrior twitching loudly.

From there you can see the beautiful city and the people fighting with anger in front of the royal castle.

It is called war expense, repeated heavy taxes, loans from financial institutions and defeats, the fruitful luxury life of the foolish aristocracy and finally the ruthless fight against the citizens' army.

This heroic party... is the end of a bunch of idiots who told me to strip me of my Dungeon Exploration Permission and offer unconditionally all the items I've ever gotten.

"Hey brave man, there are many reasons why humans and demon kings are now in this state of civil unrest."

"I set most of them on fire, right, Sakurai?"

"It doesn't matter, it's what we brave parties are supposed to do in these chaotic times."

In the first place, the people who have left the sparks are responsible for the series of disturbances, and deserve it.

I commanded an agent of the Demon King Army and set it on fire so that civilians could see it.

And then the agent who thought about the extra thing got a solid experience, so it was perfect without worrying about taking care of him.

"You see, brave man, there is no longer any meaning in the dualist values that humanity is just and the demons are evil.There is evil in humans, and there is innocent virtue in demons.Oddly enough, we know that better than anyone. "

"That's right, Sakurai-kun.I think the same thing about seeing the innocent demon king's daughter. "

"All intelligence on this continent is now turning to chaos that no one has ever faced before.If we leave this alone, the victims of our time will be more than 10,000. "

So, and I face the brave man who puts her on his lap and hugs her.

"We're gonna be light!It's a light that shows that there's a way for people and demons to walk together!That pioneer is the true hero... don't you think!? "

I clasped my fist and asked the brave man.

He once stared at the daughter of the demon king on his lap.

Six months after she was born, the daughter who doesn't know the meaning of her gaze is fine if she only knows that there is no hostility, and laughs at the brave man.

That smile was what the brave man was supposed to protect.

"... that's right, Sakurai-kun.I want to achieve true peace beyond the barriers of man and demons in order to be truly brave. "

Do you understand, brave man?

Yeah, so...

That said, the brave man took a deep breath to relieve the tension once he had separated his words, and his eyes with strong determination continued to speak to me.

"I can't get into troublemakers like you.Leave the brave party, Sakurai-kun. "

"If you let me go into the wild, it will increase my freedom, but is that really good?"

"... shit"

"Goddamn it! Goddamn it!"

"Hey, brave man, don't make your daughter remember weird words."

"It's probably your fault!!Oh, no, don't use that word, my daughter! "

I left the room to join the country's citizens' army so as not to disturb the smiling contact between the brave and the demon king's daughter.

It has nothing to do with humans or demons!

Everything in the enemy army is my experience!!!



Atonaki

I just wanted to write something banished, and this is an April Fool novel that has nothing to do with this part.