Chapter 680: How Handsome
No matter how much Bai Yifan acted cute and cried like a ghost, Zombie Emperor Zhang Yiming still didn’t take Bai Yifan to save the world.
In fact, Bai Yifan didn’t even know where Zombie Emperor Zhang Yiming went.
Zhang Yiming was taking Bai Yifan to find Bai Xiqin, thinking about how to explain everything to Xiao Niu while sitting in the taxi.
According to Bai Yifan’s explanation from his otherworldly self, the fact that their world hadn’t faced an apocalyptic event yet didn’t mean it was a stroke of luck.
Soon enough, their world would turn exactly like the other world.
Zombies everywhere, mutant animals running rampant, the living space for human survivors would be squeezed to the limit.
Before that happens, Zhang Yiming still needed to gather supplies and properly plan for future arrangements.
Zhang Yiming was most worried about not being able to protect Xiao Niu well.
He already started calculating in his mind how many supplies he could gather in just a few months.
Before he could figure it out, the taxi stopped in front of the familiar entrance of Bai Yifan’s residential area.
The familiar gates and environment had a slightly strange feeling to them.
"Let’s go! I’ve asked Xiao Niu, and her uncle and aunt aren’t home, only Xiao Niu is there, we can tell her about your situation first."
Zhang Yiming smiled at Bai Yifan, leading him confidently towards the Bai family’s house as if he knew the way better than Bai Yifan.
Of course, the matter between Bai Yifan and Zombie Emperor Zhang Yiming had to be told to Xiao Niu, and if possible, to Mr. and Mrs. Bai as well.
The world was about to change drastically, and seeing another world’s Bai Yifan and Zombie Emperor Zhang Yiming would make them believe in the apocalypse even more.
They would be well-prepared and not caught off guard when it happens.
"Alright!"
Bai Yifan pursed his thin lips, feeling aggrieved as he held the white cat and walked step by step toward the Bai family house.
"Knock, knock, knock!"
Zhang Yiming gently knocked on the door.
After just two knocks, Bai Xiqin came to open the door.
"Did you lose your key?"
Bai Xiqin looked at Bai Yifan, who seemed depressed and downcast.
Her little brother seemed a bit off.
She thought she needed to buy more calcium tablets and other brain supplements!
"Sis, let’s talk inside!"
As soon as Bai Yifan saw Bai Xiqin, his spirits lifted, and even a hint of excitement flashed on his face.
His sister hadn’t been reborn, hadn’t awakened any superpowers, utterly clueless about the impending apocalypse.
If he told his sister about the changes about to occur, he could surely see her flustered, tearful expression!
Thinking about it made Bai Yifan want to smile.
Just wanted to see the not-so-brave side of his sister!
Bai Yifan locked the door from the inside, rubbed his fingers, and started organizing his thoughts on how to convey this in the most alarming and convincing way...
"Xiao Niu, what happened to your arm?"
Before Bai Yifan could speak, he heard Zhang Yiming’s concerned voice.
Looking up, he saw Zhang Yiming carefully supporting Bai Xiqin’s arm, gently applying purple potion to it.
"I was hit by a guy running a red light while buying calcium tablets today. I’m fine, but that guy bled a lot from his nose, looked quite miserable!"
Bai Xiqin shrugged it off, letting Zhang Yiming apply the medicine to her.
"Be more careful. Just tell me whatever you want to buy, and I’ll get it for you," Zhang Yiming advised earnestly.
Xiao Niu was just too "fragile," getting hit by a car while shopping. He knew he must prepare well in the next few months to protect Xiao Niu.
Zhang Yiming had no idea how fierce Bai Xiqin would become during the apocalypse.
Fierce enough that his powerful superpowers would be of no use, only worthy of washing his hands to cook for her.
"Sis, who hit you? I’ll go give him a beating!" Bai Yifan felt indignant upon hearing Bai Xiqin got hit.
Even though in this world, he had no familial ties with his sister, Bai Yifan was still very protective of her.
After all, she is Bai Xiqin, his sister from another world.
If she’s a sister, she must be protected.
"I don’t know him, but he was quite handsome, just seemed to be having a serious problem."
Bai Xiqin touched her chin, thinking how abnormal it was for the guy’s nose to bleed so much.
"How handsome?"
Zhang Yiming asked with a smiling face, still gently applying medicine to Bai Xiqin’s arm, yet his smile was... not at all warm or sunny!
"Not as handsome as you!"
Bai Xiqin confidently said these three words without any hesitation.
She even nodded to affirm herself after saying it.
"Good."
Zhang Yiming’s slender fingers gently brushed Bai Xiqin’s hair, the corners of his lips lifting slightly.
He continued applying medicine for Bai Xiqin.
Bai Yifan watched in shock.
It seemed like his sister’s household status was slightly lower?
Bai Yifan discreetly gave Zhang Yiming a thumbs up. As expected, the Zombie Emperor from their world was impressive.
He had his sister completely under control!
He hoped Zhang could continue representing men well!
Bai Yifan had always wanted to protest; the status of men in the household was too low. He hoped someone could break this confinement!
"Where’s my rib soup?"
Once the medicine had been applied, Bai Xiqin languidly looked at Zhang Yiming, even touching her stomach.
She was hungry.
"It’s gone." Zhang Yiming glanced uncomfortably at Bai Yifan, pointing at him calmly despite Bai Yifan’s shocked expression, "Xiao Fan ate it; he ruined a whole pot."
After saying that, Zhang Yiming felt it wasn’t precise enough, so he pointed to the white cat in Bai Yifan’s arms, "And it, it ruined it too!"
Chenghuang: ...
Bai Yifan: ...
Did he forget to mention one more, like Zombie Emperor Zhang Yiming!
Never thought Zhang would cover for his otherworldly self like this.
"After I get home today, I’ll buy more ribs and cook some for you," Zhang Yiming said.
"Cook for me?" Bai Xiqin looked mystified.
Why did that sound like he was going to cook her?
Chinese is indeed a profound language.
"I misspoke, I mean cook the ribs," Zhang Yiming quickly corrected himself, weakly adding, "Is this slip enough to not have to kneel on the keyboard?"
"No need." Bai Xiqin touched her nose.
Why did it sound like she often punished him?
Clearly, Xiao Ming hadn’t done anything wrong, yet always thought he wasn’t performing well, intentionally kneeling on the keyboard in front of her.
By the heavens, when Bai Xiqin gets mad, she at most physically disciplines Zhang Yiming, definitely never made him kneel on a keyboard!
Bai Yifan raised his head to gaze at the sky, looking at Zhang Yiming’s weak demeanor.
Sure enough, any man associated with the Bai name could only have a low household status, never standing tall!
Bai Yifan wondered if naming his son after his mother could reverse the situation!
Changing the course of destiny, to rewrite fate!
"It’s fine if you ate it! I don’t hold grudges!"
Bai Xiqin waved her hand indifferently without any expression.
Bai Yifan quietly distanced himself a bit from Bai Xiqin.
Yeah, right!
He was already too familiar with his sister’s tactics!
"Sis, actually, I’m not your brother, my sister is not you, but another world’s you. I’m saying this, can you understand me?"
Bai Yifan attempted to explain his identity.
Probably because Bai Xiqin’s gaze was too intimidating, Bai Yifan was slightly flustered while speaking.