Rebirth Enchanted Xiangjiang
Chapter 59: A Clear Stream in Comedy
Anyone who sees happy ghosts for the first time will be taken aback by the opening clips. Those dubbed ghost films with proper dubbing, and those with low quality can't help but curse what it is. They say good youth comedies are eaten by ghosts. what.
But basically as soon as the scolding sounded, it disappeared instantly, because five beautiful girls have appeared on the screen, jumping lively and happily, with reduced clothing. Before, the trousers were still briefs, and there was no jumping room. The tops taken off make the swimming trunks look like a shadow.
In a blink of an eye, the whole body becomes a one-piece swimsuit. The youthful body makes girls envy and makes boys greedy. Well, all men are basically greedy, and conservative people will turn and scold embarrassedly, but in this case Basically you won't see it. Who makes this Hong Kong?
In the original version, only Li Lizhen is very beautiful, which can attract boys. The man looks straight at this paragraph, let alone Li Saifeng besides Li Lizhen.
The appearance of two beautiful girls wearing one-piece swimsuits will cause drooling and wolf calls.
When the storm broke, the people who had destroyed the tents hid in the ancient temple, and some people scolded again. Even the chattering of beautiful girls in the gloomy environment is quite scary.
But comedy is comedy, such a scene in a few minutes passed, and Lin Jingjing, who left the ancient temple, took a straw rope.
And that straw rope is the sustenance of the soul of the happy ghost Zhu Xiucai. The straw rope teased the fat male school worker during the day, and turned into Zhu Xiucai in the Qing Dynasty official uniform at night.
Liang Jiahui played Zhu Xiucai's mischievous official hat and scratched the feet of Lin Jingjing played by Li Saifeng. After Lin Jingjing, who couldn't stand the itching, woke up, he bowed his hand to salute, and then said in a milky voice: "Xiaosheng is polite."
The four characters Xiaoshengyouli is nothing funny, but with his mean smile and milky voice, there is a smile.
Puff, haha, wait for laughter with laughter from the audience.
Then Lin Jingjing's scream disappeared, making the audience laugh again.
After hearing the shouts of Lin Jingjing, the few Xiaohua who ran over to check had gone, Zhu Xiucai got out of the bed again.
So Lin Jingjing screamed in horror again, and took a plastic fist toy from the table as a weapon to Zhu Xiucai, asking loudly, "Who are you."
Then the first official funny conversation between the hero and the heroine in the happy ghost began.
"Miss, please don't panic, Xiaosheng took the liberty, and here comes to plead."
"Dead thief, do you want to rob?"
"Hey, Xiaosheng is not a thief, I am..." At this point, Zhu Xiucai didn't know how to introduce herself. After thinking about it, she shook her head and said, "I am not a human being."
"Of course you are not a human being, you are a beast. In the middle of the night, you break into someone's room without touching anything, touching the soles of their feet, you are perverted and you are a pervert." Lin Jingjing scolded.
"I am not a wolf, I am a ghost."
Seeing Zhu Xiucai's solemn rebuttal, the audience held their belly again.
"You are a special actor on the set, and the dialogue is so terrible. I believe you are a ghost."
"You haven't seen a ghost, and you know I am not a ghost."
"You are not me, how do you know that I have never seen a ghost."
"Miss, please believe me that I am a ghost."
"A ghost believes you are a ghost."
Speaking of this, Lin Jingjing pressed the switch of her spring fist, and the huge fist popped out and hit Zhu Xiucai's face directly.
One person, one ghost, and entangled a few words on the question of whether it is a person or a ghost, Zhu Xiucai finally decided to let the facts speak, and show Lin Jingjing the ability of two ghosts.
In the end, Lin Jingjing finally accepted the fact that Zhu Xiucai was a ghost, and then the hilarious thing that happened at the funniest sports meeting in this movie.
Lin Jingjing, who represents the Hongmian Club, is not as strong as Gao Guoren, who represents the Lanmei Club.
Therefore, Zhu Xiucai was bashful when Lin Jingjing was higher than Ren and their 100-meter dash, hitting Gao Guoren’s ass and delayed her start, and lying on the ground halfway through and fell Gao Guorenzhan. , As a result, Gao Guoren, who flew out, hit the line first and won the sprint.
Zhu Xiucai, who was unsuccessful in sabotage, made persistent efforts. During the pole vault, he used a shovel to shovel Gao Guoren’s pole, and helped Lin Jingjing hold the pole and threw her directly over the crossbar. Then the same goes for the high jump, and the long jump is even more embracing. Lin Jingjing swayed directly through the sandpit, making the measuring tape not long enough to measure.
The most funny thing is throwing the shot put. Lin Jingjing didn’t throw it far, but Zhu Xiucai ran over half of the field with the shot put. Zhu Xiucai is a ghost that others can’t see, so what everyone sees is that the shot put completely violates the laws of physics. Flying up and down in the air around a curve across the venue, flew to the interpretation platform on the other side, and slammed heavily on the microphone in front of the instructor who understood that the microphone was broken.
The subsequent relay race was also quite amusing, replacing other teams with flowers, soda bottles and hot dogs, allowing Lin Jingjing to run ahead, but Gao Guoren was strong and soon overtaken.
Then when there was still no punch to the finish line, Zhu Xiucai grabbed Gao Guoren's waistband, and made her step in place and couldn't move forward.
So the referee and the commentator all stared dumbfoundedly, watched as a stupid man stepping on the spot, watching Lin Jingjing catch up and hit the line successfully.
After the school dance, the lesson made Xiaohua pregnant with a child and she had to kill Chen Shimei. In plots such as graduation exams, the happy ghost Zhu Xiucai and a few young girls laughed and laughed, making the audience laugh. Never stopped. The school discovered the secret of the happy ghost and burned the straw ropes. Several girls were sad and wept. However, Zhu Xiucai did not disappear, but after the incident, Zhu Xiucai also solved the knot and decided to reincarnate. Reborn as a human.
Zhu Xiucai was reborn. Lin Jingjing was fully prepared for the inter-school track and field championship because she promised Zhu Xiucai to win once with her own strength.
Lin Jingjing didn't break her promise, she did it, and won the game with her own strength.
In the end, the comedy must have a happy ending. Lin Jingjing has developed well into a professional athlete in track and field, and can also represent Hong Kong in international competitions. The four-eyed girl Yan Ruyu was admitted to the normal school, Xiaohua and the reformed Chen Shimeijie I gave birth to a child in marriage, and the child looks, um, special, like Zhu Xiucai.
As different from the Xu brothers, especially Xu Guanwen's cold humor, Happy Ghost is the first youth comedy.
The young and beautiful girls in it have added a lot to the movie, so the hot box office results did not fade at all, except for the 1.2 million and 1.3 million daily box office results on the first and second days. In the next few days, the box office broke one million every day.
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Thanks to the old sai for another 100 coins reward.