Rebirth Enchanted Xiangjiang

While Qiao Feng was busy filming, the Quick Gunner was also reaping the box office aggressively. This film is a commercial film. There is nothing wrong with the storyline. It can tell a story well, and the fights in it are also very creative. No The young man is still very obscure and dirty, handsome men and beauties compete for me, the performances are above the level, and there are rare inland scenery, cultural landscapes and so on. These are enough to make good movies.

I can't talk about the classics, it's okay to praise it.

Of course, it’s understandable that people who can’t understand can always find shortcomings with faults.

Because of Hong Jinbao’s ingenious plan, the five lucky stars are released. In order to compete for the audience, they have to step on Qiao Feng’s film. If it is a movie, are you afraid that you can’t find a problem? It makes people laugh to death.

It is incomprehensible that the bad guy in the carriage, Chief Zhang, was killed by a Japanese spy, because the deceased on the train had just died, and it was inferred that the murderer had boarded the train at the last stop.Couldn’t the murderer get on the bus at the first stop and kill after a while? This logical chain is illogical and gives zero points.

This problem is really funny. In the movie, the stone Buddha said that it’s just inference. Inferring means uncertainty. It is subjective judgment. It is judged by the person himself. It is also OK to judge the previous station and the previous station. , It's fine to judge casually.

To say that this is a problem, firstly I didn’t learn Chinese well, and another inference is that there was no problem at the last stop because it was Yuxi. How could it be delayed when trading such a thing? An peace of mind sits a few stops and then trades.

A reasonable approach should be to trade immediately after getting on the bus. Since there was a problem in the transaction and the person died, the body of the person is still warm. It is inferred that it was just on the bus stop and there was nothing wrong with it.

If there is no logic, the logic is clear, OK?

It is also said that in the end the landmine exploded the mushroom cloud effect of the atomic bomb. This kind of imagination is beyond the scope of the human brain.

For this kind of evaluation, I really don’t want to say anything more, so I told you a joke. Some people can’t tell where the stalking is, and the point of laughter is there. Can you explain it? Is the explanation interesting?

People who can pick out such a problem shouldn't watch a comedy, because they don't know where the G spot is and play the piano to the cow.

I don't know that the effect of the mushroom cloud is a mockery, and it is also a sign of the end of Japan, which indicates that they will be bombed by an atomic bomb.

I can't tell such a simple stalk, so what can I say?

Of course, these are not the most ridiculous, the most ridiculous is the third day after the release of the Five Lucky Stars.

Because the Five Lucky Stars is a noisy and noisy Hong Kong film from the 1980s. The plot is not as interesting as the Quick Gunner. The characters inside are also inexplicable. The plot is like a collection of jokes. If there is no comparison. The film must be very popular at the box office, but with the comparison of the fast gunner and the fast gunner's release one week in advance, Jiahe's high hope film pales in comparison.

Two days before the release, it was supposed to be the biggest box office explosion, but it has been pressed by the fast gunner. The fast gunner has a box office of more than 1,500. It is also the eighth day of the release. But the newly released five lucky stars It turned out to be crushed by it, and the daily box office was lower by 200,000 on the first day and by 180,000 on the second day.

One movie was released for eight days, and one week before the biggest box office hit, a new movie was released. Such a gap in the box office

Then Cheng Long, the long brother who counted as an important supporting role in it, fired at the quick gunner during the interview.

"In the movie, it is said that Honda Hongyi read Wang Changling's trip to a little Chinese girl," Qin Shiming Moon and Han Shiguan, Wanli Long March has not returned.But when the Dragon City flying commander is here, he will not teach Huma to cross the Yinshan Mountain." When he first asked who was the flying commander, and then asked "Who is Huma", the Japanese soldiers in the audience replied, "We are Hu. What does "horse" mean? I don't understand,

"Mr. Cheng seems to be familiar with Wang Changling's poem, so he opened his mouth and read it out. Have you learned it before?" The interviewer was a female reporter from the Oriental Daily. She was in her twenties and she was average but she had a very hot body. The professional suit was wrapped around her body, and the two buttons on her chest were unbuttoned to reveal a deep white furrow. Then, after blinking and asking with a charming smile, Cheng Long became a little dizzy.

Then Cheng Long nodded without thinking about it and said, "Yes, I like ancient Chinese poems a lot, and I can recite a lot."

"Can you recite two songs?"

"Okay, there is a bright moon in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground... Goose, goose, goose, song Xiang Tian, ​​white hair floating in green water, anthurium making clear waves..."

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When Zhong Chuhong called and told Qiao Feng of Cheng Long's interview, Qiao Feng laughed.

He was sure that Cheng Long must have never even learned this poem, let alone recite it. Look at the two poems he recited at the reporter's request. They were all at the level of early childhood kindergarten children or elementary school students.

It is really in line with his education experience that he dropped out of school at home in the first grade. It is estimated that Sai's poem means that he heard about it in Jiahe, and then he specially memorized it and took it out to attack the fast gunner during the reporter's interview.

It’s just that it’s scary to have no culture.

"What is the meaning of the plot of this line you designed? Is it true that Cheng Long has said it? It is ironic that I don't understand ancient Chinese poetry?" Qiao Feng has no voice here, Zhong Chuhong couldn't help asking To.

Okay, let’s not talk about Brother Renlong. My Honggu is also uneducated, no way. There are not many Hong Kong and Taiwan stars who are educated, especially those who became famous in the 1980s. Also, at this time, they can generally afford it. There are those who can learn and are eager to learn. There are a few who go to the entertainment industry.

"Hey, are you still listening, talking."

“Of course it’s not that I don’t understand ancient Chinese poems. This plot expresses that Oda Hongyi is mocking and asking where the pilots who don’t teach Huma Duyin are in China. It is mocking that there is no one in China, and then he asks. Who is Huma? Those Japanese soldiers replied that we are Huma. This is also a questioning expressed through the mouth of the Japanese. Of course, it is also an expression of the arrogance of the Japanese. They stand arrogantly on the Zhongshan Tomb Music Station. I clamored that I was a Huma, and laughed at China for not resisting the flying fighters who repelled them. This is a question of anger against the Chinese people at that time through my own mouth, and more importantly, this is related to the story behind. It echoed very deeply. They clamored that they were Huma and laughed and asked where the Chinese flying commander was. They certainly did not expect that they would be here as well. The jade seal that Xiaozhuang imitated with pressure-release landmines would participate in the celebration of the new government. Said himself, all the traitors and running dogs were sent to hell. Of course, Hongyi Oda, who read the poem, did not expect that he laughed at China, which was not flying, and slapped him in the face so quickly. Zhuang and Li Ruoyun joined the others to make him the first."

"Ahem, is the meaning so deep?"

"Otherwise, what do you think? It's really as inexplicable as Cheng Long thinks?"