Rebirth Enchanted Xiangjiang
Chapter 362
In a car repair shop, three employees who were late were arguing. Among them, the little one was holding a big wrench and waving braggingly: "I just retired to the rivers and lakes, thinking that when I was in the rivers and lakes, you didn't know where it was. .Who doesn't know my pony?"
At this time, the owner of the car shop was already standing behind the little man, and the person who was arguing with the little man watched the boss quickly get rid of himself: "It has nothing to do with me, I will start work."
"It has nothing to do with you?..." the little man wielded the wrench and said, but when he shook his head, he shook his head. He was just as arrogant as the eggplant that Frost had hit. He hung his head. He whispered in a low voice: "It has nothing to do with me, they are racing with people."
"Hey, speak a little bit of loyalty." The other two clever men had already started to wipe the car and raised their heads together.
"What kind of loyalty is I telling you? I only talked about loyalty to Brother Hao, Uncle Jian, right?" Finally the little man asked with a flattering effect.
At this moment, a man suddenly came in outside the door. He was quite tall, dressed in a military green coat, and had long hair. He came in and asked politely: "Is Uncle Jian there?"
"That's me, what's the matter? The boss asked impatiently, and looked up and down the people.
"Uncle Zhong from Taiwan introduced me, and he asked me to hand this letter to you." The visitor said and passed a letter.
"Hey, this Uncle Zhong is specifically for me to trouble me. You read the letter of introduction and my head is big." The boss opened the envelope and took out the letter.
At the same time, the most handsome guy behind the boss looked funny at this scene.
"When I was doing business in Taiwan..." the visitor prepared to introduce himself.
The boss interrupted him impulsively, "Doing business? What kind of business?"
"Go to jail."
"If you go to jail, let me tell you, don't think you are the boss, there is no boss here." the boss said loudly.
"I haven't been the boss for a long time," the visitor said helplessly.
"Don't step on my feet if you are not the boss," the boss roared as he turned.
"Uh. I'm sorry." The visitor hurriedly removed his foot from the boss's.
It’s difficult for people who have been in jail to find things to do, but I’m here to collect garbage.” While talking about the boss, I walked to the three guys and introduced them one by one: “Sent to my cousin at traffic lights. Wu Zhun Shao, my former brother of Ma Zi. What is your name? "After the introduction, the boss looked at the visitor and asked.
"Ahao," the person said.
"Oh, it's called Brother Hao." The boss asked the three guys to shout.
"Brother Hao." The three guys bowed and called people grinning.
"Uncle Jian, can I work here?" Brother Hao asked.
"Does this still need to be said? Based on the friendship between me and Uncle Zhong, the person of my uncle Jian, and the experience of your brother..." Uncle Jian bata bata said that he would I agreed that Brother Hao worked in the car dealership, but no one expected him to change his conversation. After talking so much, he suddenly said: "Of course it won't work."
"Then I have no trouble?" Brother Hao said in surprise.
"Of course, if I take you in, I will kill you in Dalian." Uncle Jian said shamelessly, then took out ten dollars from his jacket pocket and said, "Hey, here are ten dollars. Take it back in the car and become the boss."
"Ten yuan?" Brother Hao didn't expect that Uncle Jian not only wouldn't take him in, but he was so stingy that he would only pay ten yuan for a taxi.
"Uncle Jian, you are too unreasonable to do this, how can you treat Brother Hao like this?" the little man accused the traffic light dissatisfied.
"What should I do?" Uncle Jian glared at the traffic light and asked.
The arrogance of the traffic light was instantly suppressed, and the voice became smaller and smaller, and he said, "At least 15 yuan, what can you do with ten yuan?"
"I don't have any change, so you can put it in front of you, and come in to pay the salary later." Uncle Jian said angrily and entered the office.
"Brother Hao, I admire you the most..."
..............
This is a clip at the beginning of the hardcover chasing the girl.
However, when Brother Hao came to look for a job, Feng Suifan's Uncle Jian first raised himself and then appeared shameless, and became a spoof of the hero's true nature.
Turns, conflicts, come very suddenly.
Before, whether it was Brother Hao who said that he was Ahao, he was introduced by Uncle Zhong from Taiwan, and he was embarrassed to say that he was in jail, that he was doing business in Taiwan, and then he was interrupted by Uncle Jian, saying that he would go to jail. Whatever you say about doing business, this is the same as the heroic character Hao who went to Jianshu's car dealership to find a job.
Afterwards, Uncle Jian, I don’t have a boss here. Brother Hao said that I’m not a big brother for a long time. In this section, Zhang Guorong’s younger brother grabbed Brother Hao, searched him, and said he was the eldest brother. He was full of sadness and helplessly shouted to his younger brother:'A sir, I have not been a big brother for a long time."
It’s normal here, and then the abrupt Uncle Jian suddenly said "Don’t step on my feet if you don’t be the boss". This sudden turn is a contrasting laugh, and it’s the first time. A formal spoof of the hero's true colors.
Then, when Brother Hao asked Uncle Jian if he could stay at work, Uncle Jian first raised himself very high, saying how well he had friendship with Uncle Zhong, how he was like, and so on. The audience conveyed a message, that is, Uncle Jian is a good person, and he will definitely agree with Brother Hao to leave the job. But when all the audiences receive this signal, I believe Uncle Jian will say yes, leave your job, etc. Uncle Jian suddenly turned shamelessly and said, "Of course not. If I take you as the boss, I will kill me." This is completely contrary to what the audience expected. The reversal was caught off guard. , The audience will be taken aback for a while, and then they will be laughed at by Uncle Jian’s shamelessness, shamelessness, and lack of loyalty, and then burst into laughter.
It can be said that Wang Jing is very good at the time to shake the burden. There will be a small smile in a minute or two. Although it is no longer a spoof of the hero's true nature, he still spends ten yuan in taxi money. Geng further teases and spoofs the so-called original boss of Brother Hao, and further maximizes the effect of the spoof.
"Ka, it's over, let's rest for 20 minutes and then shoot." The fat man Wang Jing stood up and shouted behind the monitor.