Rebirth Enchanted Xiangjiang

"This is not my word."

"Whose word?"

"Voltaire's famous saying."

"What is it for?"

"How to sell it? Well-known European thinkers. As the saying goes, the body is afraid of not moving. The brain is afraid of not using it. A hundred steps after a meal can live 99. If you are too lazy to move after a meal, you will definitely get sick. Going to bed will definitely not live long. Sleep after a meal, at most ten years.

"No, I didn't believe it at first, how do you say I do it. I run in the morning and do exercises at noon. I don't care how late at night, I have to practice a set of mantis boxing."

"Hey, look how much this looks like a praying mantis."

"But I haven't practiced for two days, and your second period has come. I saw it all changed. The headline is Life is Stillness. I practiced with my mantis boxing for nothing."

"Haha, did you also watch the second issue?

"How to explain."

"This is easy to explain... this... this little comrade is very fun..."

"Why do you say that life lies in stillness?"

"This is not my word."

"Whose word?"

"Another European thinker..."

"Who? Hatoyama..."

"Go, as the saying goes, the body is afraid of moving, and the brain is afraid of using it. After a meal, one hundred steps will not survive twenty-nine. If you are too lazy to move after a meal, you will not get sick. You go to bed after a meal and live long after a meal. Sleep can live a thousand years."

"That's the eighth one for a thousand years."

"Thousand-year kings and eighty-thousand-year turtles, why can the bastards live for a thousand years without moving."

"Then do you usually do not move?'

"of course."

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The cooperation between Feng Gong and the herd is quite tacit, and this line is well compiled.

Almost the same format, two different interpretations. The key is that it is quite rhyming and no sense of contradiction.

Feng Gong's cynicism, witty remarks, and quick laughter.

The audience in the audience watched bursts of laughter, and Zhou Huimin and Lin Wanqing in front of the TV also burst into laughter.

Compared with Jiang Kun, Tang Jiezhong’s cross talk, Feng Gong, and the cow cross talk are more popular and more grounded. There is not a trace of special background in the era.

As long as you can understand Chinese, you can’t say that you don’t understand, and you can’t appreciate the laughter there.

Qiao Feng originally worried that Zhou Huimin could not understand and listen to the Mandarin, especially the cross talk has a lot of melody, like the living double long.

But then Qiao Feng found himself thinking more.

For Zhou Huimin, who was born in 1967, it may be more difficult for her to speak Mandarin. After all, she basically didn't teach Mandarin when she was a child.

But to speak and listen, there is still no pressure at all.

For people born in Hong Kong in the 1960s and 70s or earlier, it would not be too stressful to understand Mandarin.

Because in the early years, Hong Kong was dominated by Mandarin films, and Cantonese films were less than ten or twenty years old.

Like Zhou Huimin's childhood movies, 80% of them are in Mandarin.

It’s like watching the Spring Festival Gala. Even if it’s funny, it’s very boring.

But when other people can understand and understand, the atmosphere comes out.

At first, Qiao Feng watched the Spring Festival Gala out of reminiscence of the past, for the feeling that he could not find a trace.

But after arriving, listening to Zhou Huimin and his mother Lin Wanqing's depressive or cheerful low voices, Qiao Feng slowly devoted himself to the hilarious show.

After being dug into the hole, the herd who jumped down and became the bastard counterattacked with a tone of voice, saying that the yellow team's speech was really rude.

Feng Gong pointed directly at his nose and shouted: "Don't play elegantly with me. Today, if I tell you something, I won't be named Zhao at all. Hey, no, what's my last name?" Feng Gong only reacted and his mouth was sloppy.

"Your last name is Feng."

"Yes, my last name is Feng."

"You said that the year of the horse has just passed, why is your surname Feng having trouble with my surname Niu."

"You don't get close to me. Let me tell you that my surname Feng is not related to your surname Niu Feng Ma Niu. Let's talk about your third issue.

.........

"What did you say in the fourth issue, you said that fat people live longer. Do you still have any scores?"

...

When a cross talk came down, Qiao Feng's three laughing stomachs were so painful that they hugged their stomachs and rubbed them.

Fortunately, it was finally another song program. They could finally relax and relax their facial muscles and abdominal muscles.

One by one, singing and dancing, quyi, and drama will continue to be staged in turn in the following time.

Of course, the most popular among the three are language programs such as comic dialogue and sketches.

Of course, this kind of show has been the last show that everyone likes and looks forward to since the Spring Festival Gala came.

When the three of them got stomach aches when they were amused by cross talks or sketches, the host Lao Zhao would come out wittily and read out the names of songs, dances, and opera programs, and let everyone rest for a while.

Before you know it, the four-hour party is coming to an end in the laughter of everyone.

At zero o'clock, the leaders of the country came to the party to speak in person.

This is a unique one.

In the original time and space, this Spring Festival Gala Qiao Feng was still a newborn baby, so naturally he had no chance to see this scene.

At this time and space, Qiao Feng has become a witness, and the world is truly impermanent.

After the leader’s speech, there were two more songs. After the song "Shandan Dan Flowers Blooming Red", the referee announced the performance results of the three teams of the party and gave comments. The ending song "Unforgettable Tonight" was led by Li Guyi. The Spring Festival Gala performers who were swarmed onto the stage sang in unison.

"ended."

Zhou Huimin muttered while watching the TV with subtitles beginning to appear.

"It's over. It will be another year." Qiao Feng also murmured: "Time flies."

With a trace of melancholy, Lin Wanqing went to bed, and Qiao Feng naturally pulled Zhou Huimin to sleep.

(Replenish the rest.

What picture your brain makes up is what picture)

The next day was the first day of the new year. In a villa that didn't belong to any woman, Qiao Feng accompanied his mother and led a group of women and little kid Qiao Zhen to the Spring Festival.

With Lin Wanqing there, even if Wang Cuxian, who likes to be jealous, is not indecent.

It’s just that, in private, carrying Lin Wanqing and Qiao Feng’s arms, she feels the power of the two-finger Zen of the beautiful woman Wang Damei.

Qiao Feng can still have some free time during the Spring Festival, but for most film and television practitioners, many of them are very busy even during the Spring Festival.

The day before, Lu Liangwei agreed to take pictures of the New York storm. The next day, Qiao Feng and Shao Yifu made a call.

In the afternoon, a crew that is good at shooting police and criminal dramas was formed. Everyone was on standby, whether it was staff or actors, all went to the stage for meetings.

A few days later, a group of people from the New York Storm crew flew to the United States.

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