Rebirth Enchanted Xiangjiang

How poisonous the mouth of the Hong Kong media is and how sharp the wording is, Qiao Feng had a deep understanding on the Internet before crossing.

Like Xu Zhizhen’s derailment, Hong Kong media reports can be said to be vivid and impressive.

It is really impressive.

I stole food in the carriage for 16 minutes, kissed more than 20 times in a series, and slurped and waited.

The title really flashes a dog's eye.

This description not only has a sense of picture, but also a sound!Hong Kong media is indeed the originator of the shocking body and the title party, and Chinese in their hands glows with a different kind of charm.

And when Yan Yalun was cheated, the Hong Kong media commented that the target of the derailment was "a tender man with an uproar". Tsk tsk tsk, forget it, two people who cheated were defined as "three hacks."

There is also Fan Xiaoxuan, who is like singing a neck twist and a butt twist. For a while, she gained weight and got a little tan. The reporter was photographed eating on the street.

The headline of the newspaper the next day was a photo of Fan Xiaoxuan with a slightly hideous expression when he was eating, and the headline read "Black Pearl Monster Attacks Hong Kong".

That's all about the black pearl, what the hell is the big monster?

The brain circuit of Hong Kong media is so strange that it can come up with such a term to describe a petite female artist.

However, this is still merciful, and cute.

The baby is also ridiculed by Hong Kong media because of his body.

As an entertainer who started as a tender model, baby has always been praised for his good figure, not to mention, at least people are very thin.

But that's what Hong Kong media still has to say.

The picture is a picture of baby wearing a three-point swimsuit.

The Hong Kong media used this picture to dine and gave the baby the nickname "Zero Wave Pork Ribs" and "Big Belly Pork".

She laughed at the baby's chestlessness, not small, but not at all. She also said that her skinny skinny-like ribs, and even laughed at the baby with a flat belly, whose belly is bigger than her breast.

Doesn't this mean that the baby's chest not only did not bulge, but also collapsed back.

It was also baby. After she became pregnant, the Hong Kong media reported the title "Lv Xiaoming and the artificial man succeeded".

When Huang Zongze was in a relationship with Yang Zheng, a model eight years older than himself, the Hong Kong media mocked: "You have two grandma!"

When Little House was caught in a drug crisis, the headline from the Hong Kong media was: "Cheng Long beats the bad boy in anger and flies 5 meters in the air".

This treats educating children as martial arts movies.

In addition to celebrities, those with high exposure rates or rich second-generation, third-generation people are also inevitably being poisoned by Hong Kong mediators on lace news.

The wealthy businessman Liu who has been with many female stars is called "Huanchang Huatuo", and Xu Jinheng, who has a wealth of wealth but cannot be in power, is called "lost key folder" (a safe without a key).

The most overwhelming thing is that Xu Jinheng’s wife Li Jiaxin was photographed by a paparazzi in her own home. It was the kind of photo taken at night with her feet raised on the table through the curtains. The reporter didn’t know. What's up, write "Jiaxin Orgasm Feet" after thinking hard...

As long as Hong Kong has a lot of attention, almost no one can escape the poisonous tongue of Hong Kong.

Among the four kings, Li Tianwang just fell in love with Le Jier, and was ridiculed by the Hong Kong media as having a thick-lip sucker mouth. Le Jier took out the prosthesis and was ridiculed by the Hong Kong media as a "bomb disposal expert".

Another Guo Tianwang couldn’t escape the poison. Dai Lin stayed at his home for more than a day. The next day, the Hong Kong media’s headline had a few big words "Xiong Dailin Slaughtered the City for 33 Hours."

This title was given to reporters in the Mainland for a year and he couldn't think of it.

Ziqi held a concert, and the shorts he wore were ugly. When it came to the mouth of the Hong Kong media, it was terrible "disaster alert! Shirt-level storm! Universe diapers blow up the earth!"

Even more exaggerated is that the Hong Kong media described the excitement of Super Dan when he won the championship, "a giant bird came out of the pants."

Reading the news, I was stunned to see how Huang Benben felt.

Zhixiang also cut his hair and accidentally cut his baldness. Hong Kong media reported: Xiaozhu found pig head meat.

Zhiling fell on the horse and took out the silicone chest. Hong Kong media sent a couplet: "A Horse Rides the World Wave"

One miss, one pair of horseshoes, one step on the world wave

One operation, one pair of Hao ru, spend all the money in a year

Huimin's husband cheated on Hong Kong media nickname: cheap male spring

Jay is testing a new car!

Hong Kong media reported: Jay’s dark alley fucking Xinhuan is such a title that I can’t think of it~ there are too many stories~~

Lin Yun lost weight due to filming and led to menopause. Hong Kong media reported that Lin Yun had stopped menstruation for 4 months to satisfy Xingchi.

There are countless Hong Kong media titles like these, and they are all poisonous and cheap.

From this we can see how difficult it is to be a star in Hong Kong.

In the past, Qiao Feng actually hated the bottomless and unscrupulous reporting style of Hong Kong media.

But this time, Qiao Feng felt very happy when he saw a vicious family and Hong Kong matchmaker who used his words crazy to laugh at Fatty Li.

For the traitor and traitor, seeing him being laughed at by a group of media collectively is also a lot of happiness.

What Qiao Feng didn't know was that this time he started, and the media's disgusting fat man's storm was just beginning at this moment, and the impact was greater than the previous ban on Next Magazine.

school.

"Mingzi, why don't you wait for me to go to school together?"

"Because you are ugly."

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"Squad leader, why don't you let me participate in class activities?"

"Because you look ugly, Qiao Feng said that looking ugly will affect the appearance of the city. Our class activity this time is to scrub the graffiti on the outer wall of the school. We are contributing to the appearance of the city. Isn’t calling you a blockade? "

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Food stalls.

"Uncle Zhang, why does she have so many sirloin than mine?"

"Bad boy, because you look ugly, I'm annoyed when I look at you. Ahui is different, she is beautiful and polite. If I don't give her much, can I give you too much."

"Uncle Zhang, we have no grievances in the past, and we have no enmity in the past. It is not appropriate for you to attack me in this life. You are not afraid that I will not come to you for dinner anymore.

"You rush to the street, when I was scared. Just say this to you, and I will tell you that we have enemies from now on. You go, our shop does not welcome you."

"Then I won't pay for this bowl of noodles."

"You don't need to pay, you go, hurry up."

"Hey, Uncle Zhang, you are really here."

"Who is fake with you."

"I'll go, Uncle Zhang, you took the wrong medicine, you are so angry. Hey, don't, why are you still moving? At such an old age, you are a young and Dangerous boy."

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The banning of Next Magazine always belongs to the entertainment and media circles. Relatively speaking, it has nothing to do with ordinary citizens.

There is no gossip among them, and even many insiders are not very clear why many big names in the film and television industry will ban Next Magazine together, and it is not clear that Qiao Feng is behind the scenes.

Therefore, when ordinary citizens just broke the ban on Next Magazine, everyone discussed and paid attention, and then there was no more.

But this time is different.

People who have experienced the Internet era and the buzzword era will have a profound experience, that is, when a sentence, a word or a paragraph is particularly interesting, it will really cause a trend and arouse popularity.

When it comes to celebrities, hosts to ordinary people and even children, they will use it verbally, and even develop into some body, such as Yuanfang body, Zhen Huan body and so on.

And Qiao Feng inadvertently came up with a buzzword that appeared in the streets of Hong Kong in a short period of time or even less than half a day, appearing in conversations with people of all kinds, either mocking or joking.

The Fatty Li has also become the most ridiculed and ridiculed person.

Everyone knows that he is ugly, so ugly that it affects the appearance of the city.