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The students were a little disappointed when they heard that Tang Qing was only telling jokes, but it was better than nothing. They all calmed down and looked at Tang Qing expectantly.

Xie Wendong was a little disappointed. He hoped that Tang Qing would be arrogant and rigid and resolute. Even if he came up to perform a show and watch him make a fool of himself, he had just inquired about from his classmates. No one in Tang Qing knew what talent he had. , But he didn't expect Tang Qing to tell a joke, who wouldn't.

Cunning, Xie Wendong hummed.

Originally, Xie Wendong wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to come to a show, but was forced back by Tang Qing's cold eyes.

He didn't expect Tang Qing's eyes to be so terrifying, he was so scared that he trembled, like being stared at by some beast, and he dared not say a word.

This is because Tang Qing discovered that Genesis Qi could be released outside due to the last time he pierced the sandbag. Later, he did a good experiment. As long as he wanted, he could use any part of his body to send it out, but to achieve the ability to break the armor only It's useful only if it's the body, and it can't be lethal by hitting a cow in a distance.

He thought of the eyes at the time. Of course, this was not to use the eyes to attack, but to frighten him. He found that according to his emotions, the Origin Qi radiating from the eyes had different effects.

Just like being happy, the original energy radiating from the eyes will make other people happy, and other emotions are the same. Seeing that Xie Wendong still wants to do something just now, he directly learned from Han Leng's unique temperament and glared at Xie Wendong.

He had tried before, staring at a vicious dog in the community with Gen Qi, and directly scared the vicious dog that yelled at everyone except the owner, hiding his tail in the corner, and he did not dare to make a sound. .

Knowing that the effect was so good, he was too excited at the time, and then he gave a kind look at the terrified vicious dog, and the dog instantly wobbled his tail and begged for kindness. It wasn't that Tang Qing was frightened in the end, the dog would desperately break the chain and go home with him.

However, although Yuan Qi can carry emotions, it cannot carry information. At that time, he thought that since Yuan Qi can convey happiness and anger, could it also convey other information, such as letting the puppy sit down and get down.

But it turned out to be very disappointing. The vicious dog didn't understand at all, and no matter how he tried it, it was useless. This also let him know that source energy can only convey emotions, which can be transmitted to the depths of the opponent's brain, but not. specific information.

The key is that the cheating system is still uncomfortable, and it is not humane at all. It is like the system in the novel, which has emotions, sorrows, sorrows, and communication, and works hard for the host's welfare. Hu Kan.

Thinking about his own system that even the word "artificial intelligence" describes, Tang Qing really doesn't know why the person who created it didn't let it be emotional.

Even if I change my name, I don't know if I ask, just like the uncle.

No, the one special is the uncle.

Tang Qing doesn't want to complain about this anymore.

"Cough cough, okay, everyone should stop doing things on their hands and mouths, so as not to spray the faces of the classmates around and before and after, affecting the feelings and friendship between the classmates, not to mention, but also wasting food, then I It's too much.

I declare in advance that I will not be responsible for the consequences of disobedience. Are the students ready?"Tang Qing mobilized the atmosphere loudly and said with a smile. Sometimes, it feels very good to be watched by many people.

"Haha, you're ready."

"Don't worry, you won't be responsible, hurry up."

"Yes, Tang Qing speak quickly."

"Is this a joke?"

The classmates made a booze for a while. They didn't expect that Tang Qing, who usually doesn't show up, was quite funny. Tang Qing had just talked about topics on the blackboard before. They were all serious and open.

"Okay, let's move on to the topic, listen up. This is a series of jokes that happened on the primary school campus. The name is ------Xiaoming, get rid of it." Tang Qing said with a plain face.

When is the funniest when telling a joke?

Of course it is when the person speaking is serious.

otherwise.

You laughed halfway through, and laughed to death, even the most funny joke will be greatly reduced.

The classmates were full of expectations and doubts.

Xiao Ming?

What an ordinary name.

Why get out?

Did you make a mistake?

Tang Qing took a deep breath and said slowly: "

In the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head on the table and did not attend the class.

The teacher came over and asked caringly: "Xiao Ming, are you sick again?"

Xiao Ming said without raising his head, "Yes, I have a headache."

The teacher said: "Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest!"

Xiao Ming said: "It's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so I have a headache."

Teacher: "Get out of here..."

The next moment, the whole class was in an uproar.

"Hahaha..."

"Because it proves that I have a headache... Xiao Ming is so cute... Haha..."

"Hahahaha... laughed at me."

"..."

Tang Qing continued.

"The teacher asked Xiao Ming to get up and answer questions in class, trying to exercise his courage.

Xiao Ming said weakly: "...Teacher, I...I don't know...".

The teacher said loudly: "Can't you be like a man?"

Xiao Ming thoughtfully...Finally, Xiao Ming slapped the table angrily and yelled, "I can't!"

Teacher: "Get out of here."

......

In the history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know what Li Shizhen’s works are?

Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his work, but I know what he said in the last sentence before his death.

The teacher was very curious and asked what he said.

Xiao Ming: This grass is poisonous...

The teacher is impatient: you..Get out!-

......

Xiaoming: Teacher, I want to ask you a question.

Teacher: Get out!

Xiaoming: Teacher, I really just want to ask a question

Teacher: Nite, get out of the women's bathroom!!!

......

Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

Xiaoming: Why, I didn't do anything.

Teacher: Because I want to ask a question!

"Haha..."

"I'm so laughing, Xiao Ming is so cute."

"Tang Qing, you are so funny, sympathize with Xiao Ming."

"No, I should sympathize with his teacher."

"Yes, hahaha."

"I can't see it..."

"No way, one more, one more..."

"Yes, one more, no, ten more..."

......

After listening to the Xiaoming series, the students almost laughed, but they still felt a little unsatisfied.

"Okay, then I'll have a few more, it's nothing anyway." Tang Qing said with a smile

Although he can't remember many songs in his previous life, he still remembers a lot of funny jokes, just like Xiaoming, watching funny videos whenever he is bored and bored is his daily life, so he remembers a lot of jokes.

In particular, the series of unexpected, runaway events in later generations will be left as it is, while reading a book. He will play down many funny web dramas in later generations and put them aside and listen to them repeatedly.

No way, life is under pressure, watch the video to get rid of it.

"Hahaha."

"No more".

"Tang Qing, you can go play the sketch"

"Yes, very promising."

...

More than ten minutes later, Tang Qing told a lot of jokes and jokes, making the students laugh so hard that they didn’t dare to eat, so as not to choke. This is different from the jokes they usually hear. It is so novel and novel. ....It was the first time they heard the rebellious story.

Xie Wendong couldn't help but laugh a few times, but when he thought of Tang Qing, he stopped his smile immediately, his face was tangled, his face flushed, and he saw Tang Qing...Without any feeling, defeating such a low-level and brainless opponent is a shame.

Who designed this guy?

Seeing that it was almost time, Tang Qing was about to end. He didn't remember much. Many of them were talk shows and jokes. There weren't many things that were suitable as jokes.

"Okay, classmates, I don't have any inventory left, so, let's have another brain teaser at the end, and find a classmate to cooperate." Tang Qing continued.

The classmates didn't say anything. They talked for more than ten minutes, and in the middle they added a lot of jokes. With so many paragraphs, it would be good to remember them. It would be embarrassing to not let Tang Qing down.

"Uh, let me take a look, then thank classmates, and remember to answer within three seconds." Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong, when things are here, of course Xie Wendong has to come to the end, no matter what the result is, he Will be invincible.

As soon as Xie Wendong heard Tang Qing calling him, he didn't accept it at first. If you can't let me come up, you can answer...The design is so rough.

But we can't get rid of the wind, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing, "You can ask the question."

"Listen well, you ran a 100-meter race with other people, and you surpassed the second place, so which place are you now?" Tang Qing smiled.

"I'm the first... Wait, I'm the second." Xie Wendong replied with a dangerous mind. At the same time, Tang Qing's eyes were full of pride. At this level, I want ten.

"All this has been answered by classmate Xie, well, the second question, if you surpass the last one, which one are you in?" Tang Qing said with a smile

"Of course it's the last one." Xie Wendong said with a natural expression. He was not stupid when the same question came twice. In his opinion, Tang Qing's brain was pretty funny.

"Student Xie, yes, then, the third question, why did a pig hit the tree as soon as it got out of the pigpen?" Tang Qing asked with a mysterious smile.

"Because he doesn't know how to turn his head." Xie Wendong answered in an instant. He usually played with the friends in the county. How could such a simple sharp turn be difficult to get him? It's easier than the one just now.

cut.

The soil buns who have never seen the world.

Xie Wendong despised Tang Qing in his heart.

"Student Xie, smart, okay, everyone eat and drink well." Tang Qing said with a smile, watching Xie Wendong's eyes slightly joking, then turned and returned to his place.

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