Reign of the Hunters

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Yi Erbao children's problems

Yee Erbao's little friend recently had a problem.

Are you choosing Huang Jingjing's little sister as your girlfriend or Shu Yi's little friend as your girlfriend in kindergarten?

Huang Jingjing likes to call himself Erbao Brother, and he has a big tongue, which doesn't make sense. It sounds like "Ebao De”. Importantly, he doesn't like people calling him Erbao. However, her mother's cooking is delicious and there are many snacks, so he can eat a lot of good food every time he goes to Huang Jingjing's house. If you chose her as your girlfriend, you would hear Huang Jingjing calling herself "Ebao Deok” like a chicken every day? This is horrible.

Shu Yi Yi is going to call herself a big name. Her voice is very crisp. She's going to chirp like a little sparrow. She's going to call herself Yi Yi Yi Bao. Um, although Yi Yi Bao's little friend doesn't think Yi Yi Yi is very nice, she obviously sounds much better than Yi Yi Bao. But Shu Yi is a cheap bastard who only takes snacks from his hands and never distributes his delicious food to him. If he chooses her as his girlfriend, isn't he going to say goodbye to his snacks? This is horrible.

Yee Erbao sits on the side of the small coffee table on the balcony with two things in front of him, one from Huang Jingjing to his flying Superman, um, this is a gift from a big bag of bear biscuits, he also has many, but this one he has never had! Although he traded this for two of his own extra little flying Superman, this move is precious, okay? This is not a simple flying, nor is it a normal feat. This is a raging sword pulled out!! Huang Jingjing is really generous! If you absolutely won't answer, you can't change two, you can't change three, you can only add three and a packet of jumping sugar!

Huang Jingjing is so generous! The other is the gold card that Shui Yi gave to his Doma robot, Golden Alas!! This is only available in a super big bag of jelly! It took him a long time to eat a packet that big, so Mom bought him three packets, and she had only three of these gold cards. Shu Yi still gave him a gold card!! Although she snatched all the snacks for the week, she was so generous! In his place, he doesn't want to change this snack for a week. Of course, he would only consider it if he had two more days a week, no, three more days, um, four more days of snacks!

It's such a tough choice, that Ejibao's little friend has been involved for an afternoon, even forgetting to eat snacks this afternoon, his favorite mango pudding.

Leaf words sat on the sofa in the living room watching TV while watching with the light of his eyes sitting on the balcony for an hour and thirteen minutes son, it was a matter of concern for a vigorous and moving child to sit so quietly for so long.

But now it looks like she doesn't have to come out yet. Ye glanced at the clock hung on the wall again, well, wait another seventeen minutes, if that's still the case after seventeen minutes, then she's symbolically concerned.

After deciding on the idea, Ye even retrieved Yuguang and watched the game show on TV - a comprehensive program dedicated to releasing major game strategies - today coincided with the release of a new copy of Fate. Almost seventeen minutes later, the show was not finished on TV, but it was all irrelevant, and Leaf didn't intend to watch it anymore. This time she put all her attention on Yee Erbao and found that he was still sitting in a position on the balcony wondering what he was thinking.

Well, what are you thinking?

Ye was suddenly curious, so she got up and walked towards the balcony, intending to satisfy her curiosity, and that was not within her concern as to whether she could help her son. She squatted on the side of the coffee table and watched Easy Two sit on the side of the coffee table. A pair of small hands with the same bun held the same face as the bun and stared at the two things in front of her. If she remembers correctly, one of these two things is the Flying Sky Superman model and the other is the Doma robot card, both of which are recent pets on TV and play very frequently, causing children to compete to collect the perimeter.

She learned to hold on to her chin like Yee Erbao, her eyes slipped to the small plate on the coffee table, and the plate was filled with a slippery, slippery pudding, the color was very good, and she looked covetous. Isn't this Yi Erbao's favorite mango pudding? She remembers that the next year she brought it to him was an hour and a half ago and hasn't eaten it yet? Looks like he's having a really horrible problem.

To show that she was a competent mother, Ye Yip's words cleared her throat to attract Yi Erbao's full attention, and she smiled: “Yi Erbao, what are you thinking? ”

“Nothing." Yee Erbao glanced at his grinning mother, drooling her head again, holding the position she had just taken, and continued to insinuate her problems.

“Really nothing?” Ye clearly did not believe the words of the three-year-old Yi Erbao classmate, while she squeezed her eyes, picked up the spoon in the plate, scooped a spoon of pudding on his lips to try to feed him, but did not expect that the Yi Erbao child missed his head, carried a kind of disgruntled, deeply sighed: “Stop it, Mom, I am not in the mood right now. ”

The corner of Ye's mouth smoked, why does that sound so wrong? Is that what a three-year-old said? She looked down at the pudding on the spoon and didn't even want to eat this. It looked really annoying. Since my son didn't eat it, and the leaf words weren't polite, I stuffed the spoon of pudding directly into my mouth, and suddenly my spirit was vibrating. I couldn't tell, the craftsmanship was getting better and better in the current year! This mango pudding is better than the hot West Point shop on the corner. So she scooped another spoon and sent it to her mouth and said, “It looks like you're in a bad mood. If you don't mind, say it to me...” Leaf changed the words that had already reached the black heart of your mouth to "let me share them with you. ”

Well, actually, she's just trying to say that you have something unhappy to say to make me happy, so blackhearted.

Yi Erbao turned her head and looked at her mother. She was smiling in the corner of her mouth. She looked at herself with joy. The expression, that deity, even a three-year-old child could feel it. This is not an attitude to share. This is clearly an attitude to gossip and see the lively attitude! However, Yi Erbao is only three years old. Even if he realizes something, he obviously does not have the ability to deal with it. In his mind, both parents rely on the mountain the most. Of course, although his mother often does not seem so reliable, this does not affect her status.

“But, Mom, I think it's more considerate for me to discuss this topic with Dad.” Yee Erbao trusted his unreliable mother, but subconsciously felt that there were some things that his mother could not solve herself, so he wrinkled his nose indicating that he was mature and very man.

“Oh, oh.” Leaf nodded and scooped another spoon of pudding to eat: “So the problem that bothers you is women. ”

“Ah!!” Yi Erbao glared immediately, and then his face rose red like a bun, stammering and shook his head, "You, you, how do you know!! ”

“Ha, a man and a man are the most likely to talk to each other.” Leaf whispered, her eyes looked at the two things placed in front of Yijibao, as if one was from the neighbor's Jingjing Huang and the other seemed to be from Yijibao's kindergarten classmate. The kid must have had something to do with the two little girls.

“You, you, you...” Yi Erbao put his hands on the table and stared at those round eyes even bigger! His eyes were completely inherited from the seniors, peachy eyes like foxes, but now they are still in their infancy and very round. Yee Erbao, after half a day, breathed another breath, “Mom, you're amazing, you know that. ”

“Well, now that I've got it, tell me what it is. After all, I'm a woman, and I think I can give you a lot of advice.” Ye looked at his son's reddish little face, his heart almost smiled. It was really cheating, and he cheated his truth out.

“I don't think Mom really understands such things...” Yi Erbao muttered. However, looking at Mom's wrinkled brow, she snapped her head again. “Actually, actually, I was wondering who would be better to be my girlfriend. ”

“Oh...” Ye Erbao's children have long known the situation of peach blossoming since childhood, so she was not surprised when Ye Erbao's children spoke of their tangled hearts. From childhood to adulthood, whenever he appeared in a place that attracted a lot of female favorites, especially young girls his age preferred to play with him. According to this situation, Yi Erbao should not be saddened to find his wife when he grew up.

The child had more or less a winning mind. When his secrets were revealed, he did not get the intense response imagined. He felt his self-esteem had been unwittingly struck. Therefore, in order to wrestle back to the city with anger and attract the attention of his mother, he immediately spat and told all his little secrets.

Ye always looked at her with a smile, eating Yi Erbao's favorite mango pudding, listening to Yi Erbao's latest tangle, she thought the day was really good.

“Mom, what do you want me to do! How do I choose!” As soon as Yijibao finally articulated the question, he was impatient to ask Ye the answer. He stared at the rolling eyes like a puppy waiting for a fleshbone.

Leaf reached out and touched Yi Erbao's soft hair, put the last pudding into his mouth, satisfied exhaled, and then answered him very clearly: “Choose the yellow crystal. ”

“Why!” Yi Erbao immediately screamed. He is a little angry, what good is Huang Jingjing! She can't even speak clearly. She only calls herself "Ebony"!

“Then Shui Yi.” Ye's words are a good way to speak.

“Why Shui Yi again!” Yee Erbao shouted louder than just now. He thought more angrily, what good is Shu Yi! She only takes her snacks and never gives herself her snacks, even a little!

“Do you want my advice or not?!” Leaf eyebrows suddenly stood up, suppressing Yi Erbao.

“Well, listen to you.” Yee Erbao looked immediately at the mama who had become a great monster and decided to remain honest and not touch the mold.

“Then choose the Yellow Crystal.” Leaf reached out and touched Yi Erbao's hair again, answering very definitively.

“But Huang Jingjing's big tongue...” Yi Erbao is a little grieved: “She, she also called me Yi Bao Te, I like to call her Yi Yi...”

“What's a name to compare!” Leaf rolled his eyes: “Remember, it's what's important to get it in your hand. Huang Jingjing is so generous, so much snacks for you. How wonderful! Shu Yi never gives you snacks, and steals your snacks. What's so good about that? ”

“But Shui Yi would call me Easy.” Yi Erbao was very hard pressed to defend himself.

“I ask you to clarify the focus of the problem. You can choose Huang Jingjing as your girlfriend to eat a lot of good food. You can get a lot of benefits, and you can talk to Shu Yi's girlfriend. Not only can you not get any benefits, you also have to pour a lot of things.” Ye Yipao hummed his nose, such a good choice of question Ye Erbao still has to tangle, I really don't know who like.

Yi Erbao's face turned red. He said: "Why is there no advantage? Her name is Yi Yi Yi, not Yi Erbao. This is the best benefit!” Well, in the mind of a three-year-old, actually, a nice name is as important as a bunch of good snacks.

Leaf shut her mouth and she found it to be a totally insoluble subject, anyway, her purpose had been achieved, and she decided not to take care of the child anymore. So she exhaled for a long time, let go of the spoon, stood up and touched Yi Erbao's hair: “Okay, Mom apologizes. You've grown up, so the hard question is for you to decide for yourself.” Go ahead, she smiled and turned around and walked upstairs through the living room.

I'm in such a good mood, listening to Yi Erbao gossip, eating Yi Erbao's snacks, and getting worshipped by Yi Erbao. I'm in such a great mood. In such a good mood, go to bed...

Just after Ye laid in bed, he heard Ye Erbao scream: “My pudding!!!! ”

Not long later, she heard another thump rushing upstairs, and then her door was slammed, and the leaves gratuitously took a pillow and smashed it against the door panel: “Yee Erbao, where's your manners? ”

The shock outside the door disappeared immediately, and then a frightened voice came: "Dear Mom, can I come in? ”

“Come on in.” Leaf lying on the side of the bed, watching as the door was carefully opened, then Ye Erbao probed a small, round head and said carefully: “Mom, why is my pudding missing? ”

“I ate.” Ye's words are rudely admitted.

Yi Erbao wanted to be angry, but looked at the laid-back mother and swallowed and whispered his defense: “But that was Dad's afternoon snack. ”

Ye hummed her nose, indicating that it didn't matter, but looking at Ye Erbao's little face, she rolled her eyes and said: “It's just now that Huang Jingjing's mother is preparing her afternoon snacks, you take the little gift from the dining table and give it to her. I think she will be happy to prepare another snack for you. ”

“Oh.” Yee Erbao's little friend blinked her big eyes, suddenly like she remembered something, and asked: “Mom, if Huang Jingjing became my girlfriend, I don't even have to prepare a little gift, her mother would make me snacks every day? ”

Ye shrugged her eyes and thought her son was very forward with the idea, but she was kind enough to remind him: "If you are very happy with Huang Jingjing's mother, you just need to occasionally prepare some small gifts, and she will make you snacks without having to prepare them every day. ”

“Oh, thank you, Mom!” Yee Erbao's little friend seemed to suddenly burst into the roof and understood something. He rushed downstairs with joy, but then he heard his mother's smiling voice: “Close the door.” Then he ran back and shut the door, knocking downstairs.

It wasn't long before the leaves closed his eyes. The door opened again. He walked in from the outside in the current year. He bent down and picked up the pillow on the floor and walked straight towards the bed. Drop your head and print a kiss on the cheek of the leaf word. Leaf lashes trembled for a moment, like butterfly wings, stirring up the final opening, against the laughing peach blossoms of the new year, she said: "Are you back so soon? ”

“Well, nothing much, just talk about the copyright issue of the battle video, they gave the right price and came back when it was finalized.” His eyebrows bent in the middle of the year. I can see he was in a good mood. Speaking of which, what else did he think of? "asked Yi Erbao. ”

“Oh, bribing his future mother-in-law.” Ye shrugged his eyes and smiled at the new year. He didn't get up. He looked lazy and itchy.

“Old mother-in-law of the future?” Down against the leaves in the first year, a wet, hot kiss fell by her neck: “Isn't he enjoying being chased? Why are you looking for a wife so soon? ”

Leaf was made to laugh by the kiss of the current year, and she hid while telling the current year what had happened in the afternoon, and then she said: "Well, I think he's thinking a little too far. ”

“Leaf, has anyone ever told you that you are not educated in the right way?” In the middle of the year, he held his head by his hand, lying beside the words of the leaves, with a helpless smile on his face: “You will create wrong values for him. ”

Ye only laughed and said slowly after a while: "Don't be afraid, he is Yi Erbao. ”

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