Reincarnated as a Half-God with SSS Abilities

Hades and his wife worked methodically through each of the unconscious volunteers in the unknown realm and Lord X carried a freezer for them. Each time they got to a new patient, he would pull a small black box out and hand them to Hades. They all contained the same set of eyes, black in color with red pentagrams for pupils.

"This is exhausting!" Hades complained.

"Oh just deal with it. It was your plan after all," Persephone said.

"At least you're having a lovely time with your wife." She smiled.

"That much is true." Hades flirted.

'So weird seeing him like this.' the masked god thought.

They continued for hours and left each patient sleeping after their transplant. After an unknown amount, somewhere in the high thousands, Hades laughed.

"Well, let's wake these mother fuckers up!"

A giant army of pentagram eyed creatures, all looking exactly the same, sat up and adjusted their eyes.

"This is strange."

"Thank you Master Hades and Lady Persephone!"

"Hell yeah! I'm so glad I got picked for this. I can't wait to fuck Sora and the Saviors up!"

Hades laugh cackled throughout the entire realm.

"Good! Your first target is this planet. Go get some practice and see how those eyes treat you! If you die, well, that's on you!"

Hades opened a portal to an unknown planet and the army stormed out in matching attire, black armor, red leggings, black boots and full head helmets that only had slits for the eyes.

"This should be quick, yes?" Lord X asked politely.

"Better be. Bring in the next batch." Persephone said sternly.

Lord X began summoning more host bodies to the thousands of empty tables. They were 10 feet tall, looked somewhat human, but were enhanced like humanoids. They were purely host bodies for the souls that volunteered to help in the war.

"Which set this time, my Lord?" the masked god asked.

"Hmmm. Let's go with black and yellow. Fucking Eris proved them to be useful, even if the bitch tricked us!"

"I can't believe you let that happen," Perse said while shaking her head.

"I'm sorry my love. Sometimes I just get so caught up in my work I can't see what's right in front of me! That's why I have you, isn't it!"

She smiled and the unknown god just couldn't comprehend how someone so purely evil could flip a switch and be this romantic husband.

'This is so fucking weird.'

"Well, what's going on down below?" Hades asked.

"Just as we predicted. Xander is ready to square off against the princes and the Saviors killed off the special forces. Fenrir is trying to unite the demons and werewolves but they can't stop fighting so it's pure chaos on that end."

"Send the sins to straighten them out. I'm sure they'll be disposed of soon enough anyway. Pride isn't exactly a master in patience."

"So you're just preparing them all to be slaughtered?"

"Why Eris didn't absorb Malphas' power is beyond me, but hey, the more me… sorry us, the better!" Hades corrected himself.

"I did appreciate that power up. I didn't realize he was that strong. I mean, he wasn't that strong, but you know what I'm trying to say. Better than most."

"Indeed he was. Lazy bastard though. He was essentially just a lost puppy without his bitch of a Lord to follow." Hades joked.

"I can't believe how infatuated Helen became with him so quickly. To fall in love with a mortal like that," Persephone said in disdain.

"Worked out for Sora, did it not? Lord X asked politely

"Shut the fuck up!": Hades screamed.

"I can't speak my mind now? I'm just saying, it worked out very well for him. His wife was a human, now they are both gods. That isn't something we saw in our original plans. I am merely stating that there have been several annoyances that have caused us more stress than intended or needed."

"He's right my dear. Stop getting so angry when you hear that name. So Athena chose someone and Chronos helped her, who cares? We all know no one can match your power anyway."

Hades grinned. "Thank you my love, but Athena is quite strong herself. Stupid bitch. Go watch over the Underworld it'll be a great opportunity, blah-dee-fucking-blah."

"Is that really what made you so angry?" Perse frowned.

"I thought you would have loved the romantic getaway with me."

"I love spending time with you! That's my point. We were living this happy life in Paradise with my brother and everything was going well. Everyone was happy. Then all of a sudden he takes a giant nap and puts her in charge?!?! The audacity!"

"That's what happened? You never told me the whole story." Lord X asked, nervously.

"Yes! She literally didn't ask, just told me Perse and I were headed to the Underworld to watch over the souls of the damned. Just goodbye! Here's a new job, don't care that you don't like it. Now I know why Chronos is always so pissed off he's sent off to some other realm to watch over every angle of time all the time. Fuck that sounds weird saying." Hades shook his head in disapproval.

"Is that why he always looks out for himself, as you once told me?"

"Of course it is! I'm sure he saw the timeline with Sora as an opportunity to recruit his replacement and get off scotch free. I would have done the same thing, but there's no way Athena would have approved transmigrating someone to take over the Underworld. It just was never going to happen."

"Unfortunately my husband is right. I just can't believe we missed the fact that Eris was working with Athena the entire time."

"That may have been my fault, I'm afraid." A familiar voice appeared.

"Chronos? What the hell are you doing here?"

"Apologizing for my mistake with Eris is all. She is Athena's little sister. I went back and reviewed footage of the past and it is something that I missed. They planned this secretly and the titans were never meant to be used. They were just meant to be a distraction and a reason to lock her up, hoping someone would come to rescue her for their power."

"So you're saying we fell right into the bitches handes?" Hades smashed a table in anger.

"Calm down!"

"I can't calm down! We just walked right into this dumb bitches fucking trap?! How the fuck can we be so fucking stupid!"

"Hades… calm down… I have news."

"Huh?" Hades said, turning with another table above his head, ready to throw.

"So you listen to Chronos but not your wife. Thanks darling."

"Sorry sweetheart. You know how I rage."

"I love that you rage, my love don't worry."

'This is so fucking weird!' Lord X thought as Hades and Perse gave each other a kiss, turned, holding hands to face Chronos, who looked bored.

"Well?"