Reincarnated as a Villager ~ Strongest Slow-life

"Grandma, are you there?"

He spoke as he opened the door of the Adventurer Alliance (branch).

"I'm sure you've decided to stay."

Beyond the counter, Buddha's top-facing, one-legged old man said in a grumpy manner.

"Shit, every time, every time, you puke the same line. Disgusting."

"I hate it, if you say so, will you welcome me with a smile?

"Do or fuck off!!

Ahaha. Really, it's a well-hung thirties.

"Well, you seem free, more importantly."

If the Adventurer Guild is busy, it's important for the village. Isn't it good in your spare time?

"I'm dying of too much free time!

"Oh no, he who rejoices in people's misfortune. That's why I lost one leg."

Well, in fact, I don't know why I lost my leg, but it's no wonder I lost one or two legs in this personality. No, it's strange in itself to be alive.

"What does Temei know!

"I'm not a kid, and if you want me to understand, talk to me. If you don't want me to know, shut up. Rot on your own, but don't push it on others."

Anger makes me bright red, but I don't care. Because it doesn't work like this, I can't be human enough to be nice to some twitchy asshole around me.

Master, please calm down.

Adventurer Guild (branch) receptionist, shadow guild master, sister. Yeah, ten years old (probably, killed). Why are you in such a country, you can kill enough to want to go into it.

... Otton's partner and Okan's - killer from right in front of him - No, you know, it's nothing. Sorry!!

"There you are. Request again?

"It is!

Smiling enough to make a change, somehow I answered with a salute.

"Couscous. You're as weird as ever. So, what kind of request do you make today?

... No, I'm gonna have a reduced life expectancy to deal with this guy anymore...

"It is easy to ask for flowers to be planted in flower beds, sister. The reward is six small copper coins."

My mental age is supposed to be above me, but somehow I feel like I've lost mentally and I'm down.

"Also. You said you could have a sister."

"And it's outrageous! I can't be so disrespectful to your sister!

It's like saying Dra properly to such a vicious dragon. I don't have that kind of guts!

"Damn, you treat me like a little girl because you behave like that."

No, don't defy my sister. She's famous enough to be a village code.

"Huh. Well, fine. Accept the request. And you make strange requests to take care of the road ahead and the flower beds, don't you? Besides, I'm putting it out of my own pocket. It's cheap for those kids to support, and what the hell?

"Mm-hmm. Well, it's local loving."

Nothing I really want to accomplish, but, well, I wish the village was beautiful ~ something like that. That's totally my road trip.

"More than that, they have goblins out there, but are there quite a few sightings out there?

I asked my sister as she looked at the vans waiting to be assessed.

"Right. If you say you're out, you're out. Yesterday's adventurer party was also reported in a goblin raid."

Goblins are not uncommon demons (vermin), and encounters are high because they live anywhere all year round. Explorer, I've seen enough monsters to fit the rain.

... Mmm ~. Adventurer Guild. Then you're too obvious to know...

"What happened?

Well, what's the matter? If it's a big outburst, it should be reported to the Adventurer Guild, but it's not clear, it's a guinea pig I want for a poison taster. If it's in my interest, you should shut up, but if you care about life expectancy, you should tell your sister. Shh. Should I just give you the information?

"Tota also hunted three goblins where the vans crusaded, and thought maybe..."

He seemed to understand what I was trying to say, and he looked serious.

"Okay. I'll look it up in the guild."

Well, even when I say I'm going to look into it, I'm going to say I'm going to make a request for a party in the van and another party. Then you won't be suspected of capturing some of them.

... My sister is suspicious, but not anymore...

"Well, it's the money for the reward. Regards,"

He just escaped the Adventurer Alliance (branch) before being told anything.