Reincarnated as a Villager ~ Strongest Slow-life

"Hmm?"

As we walked towards Merchant Street, someone overtook the left and right.

Well, it's a round trip under the sky, not surprising enough to be overtaken, but the overtaken guy looked back and blocked my way.

Both were bastards in their late teens or so who seemed somewhat ill-patterned.

"What?

I hear that, but the two bastards just laughed at Niyaniya.

When I cheated sideways that I couldn't help it, the two bastards blocked my way again.

Yarray. I didn't know you'd fly into the fire yourself. Those are my favorite bastards......

"Hehe. That's an awesome buy, kid."

"If you're that rich, why don't you share it with us?

Something seems intimidating, but it's like a quail pig approached me when I made the orcs the ones hunting the orgs. Just get out of my way.

"Fuck you yesterday."

Throw it away, turn around. When I turned right, there was also a pig bastard blocking my way behind me.

"Get out of the way, will you?

I know it's useless, but just in case.

"Bad. - Me. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

"Yes, yes. Give it up ~"

... mendoxae, not at all...

"I'm not going to say anything about Wally. Go home."

There was no reason to arrive such as kindness, and he was taken to the alley with a small poke.

There were not just four bastards in the alley, but three fifteen or six boys.

"Come on. I have it. Will you?

"It's no use shouting. Our territory is around here. No one's here."

Bastards laughing like they don't like it. That's right. Hey, this happened last year, too. I don't care. I forgot.

"It's been a year since you've been in this city, hasn't it?

"Oh? That's what I'm talking about."

"Nah. They brought me here last year, and they told me to give you money."

"Gahaha! That's waaay lucky. Stupid or Omei!

Only the youngest boy didn't laugh as the bastards laughed. On the contrary, it was turning bright blue.

"Sounds like you're a monster in this city. So you're listening to all the idiots running around the city naked?

The bright blue boy turned bright white and heckled into the ground.

"Oh, hey, what's up!?

"What are you doing, Corey!

My buddy boy didn't seem to be from this city, he was rocking a boy called Corey.

"Temei! What the fuck!

A late teenager group pulled a dagger out of her hips sheath. Yes, a guilty verdict.

If I was still a bare-handed lizard, I would have forgiven him with a bump, but I wouldn't forgive him for pulling out the blade. Consider yourself to be here to kill.

"Capture"

So, I sealed everyone's movements.

"What..."

"─ ─ - Don't talk."

I don't want to hear Temei and the others.

"I'll give you guys three choices. One. Die. Two. Walk the whole city naked. Three. Two hundred apologies. Pick whatever you want."

Probably loosened the ties between these leader-like bastards.

"─ ─ Temei! Let go of me.

"I'm telling you to choose between three. Don't slap me for nothing, asshole."

I slapped the bastard's cheek gently and shut up.

"Hurry up. If you can't choose, we'll choose."

"Wow, okay, I'll choose, I'll choose, so stop it!

Goddamn it. Let me take the trouble.

"─ ─ Shh, an apology! Choose that. I'll do that, so stop it!

"So that's good, huh?

"Oh, oh! I will!

"Okay. Then I'll say the apology, so remember it well. Do you like it?"

I look the bastard in the eye and laugh nicely.

"'I'm a bad boy. I will never do anything wrong again. Forgive me, Nyan."

"... what?

"What? Bye. Two hundred times. If I run out of words, I'll let you go. If I don't say enough, I won't let you go. Well, that depends on Omei's cancer."

I slapped a pompom and a bastard on the shoulder.

"Alright, then apologize and go"

Manipulate the junction of the bastards and move them to the center of the city's resting place. Of course, I'm at a critical point in my ability to use the junction. I don't like it when people think I'm involved.

I'll pay attention to the bastards when they line up in the center of the resting place, and to what they were there for.

"What?

"You're not even gonna do it with a spectacle?

"Oh, those are the bad kids around here."

The bastards don't start apologizing even though people have come together to feel good. Goddamn it. Let me work everywhere!

I'll manipulate the junction and gently strangle the bastards.

We have to do this. I'm not gonna strangle you more, Gora! And I'll intimidate the bastards who see this one with my eyes.

"Me, I'm a bad boy! I will never do anything wrong again! Forgive me, nyan!

For a moment, the place became quiet, but soon became a vortex of great laughter.

Well, I was hoping for this, but something's not-- no, it's not enough. What's missing?

I wondered what it was, and I got a cat beast man in my sight. No, in that ear, to be exact.

─ ─ Ah, well. It's a pose. We didn't have enough poses!

I shouldn't. I guess it's the only way to do that. Don't forget me!

"I'm a bad boy! I will never do anything wrong again! Forgive me, nyan!

I gave him both fists to his ear where I forgive him, and made him pose like an inviting cat, winking at Nyan.

─ ─ ─ Buffoo!

While I was at it, I blew out into a meeting.

Yay! I'm fucked while I'm at it. Too awesome and bellyy! Laugh to death.

No more. If I watched any more, when I died, I walked away from the resting place like crawling.

"Phew. That was really nasty..."

I'm more tired than I was when I fought the Fire Dragon.

Calmed my breath and heart and headed to my next purchase.

The next day, this apology seemed to have become the subject of the city, but it should have been in my ear a long time later, and I immediately forgot, I don't care if it was a good story.