Reincarnated as a Villager ~ Strongest Slow-life

Now, Pritsu, do I sweat while you're taking a bath?

Remove the slaughter abalone from the left and right pockets of your trousers and swing with a duplicity.

One killing move today, practice killing full bocco.

Imagine a fictional enemy. Kill him. Kill him. Ola, it's a bummer!

"Heh. You did a hundred."

"What enemy did you defeat?

"You're an orga this time"

To blonde Afro's penetration, I seriously gave it back.

Well, it would be quicker to wipe out a knock if there were a hundred orgasms, but if you don't do what you do to move your body, you run out of power when you need to.

"... what kind of villagers are you...?

"Huh. I'm an S-class villager. I'm not the enemy of 100 orgasms."

"No, what kind of villager is that? I've never heard of such a class! Or rank the villagers!

"What, the adventurers of the Empire don't know the Villager Guild?

Ahaha. It's for me ~.

"I don't know! Oh, my God, no!

"I do. Well, the initiator, me. Guild leader, me. Members, me. From time to time, we're looking for someone else."

"That's totally your paranoia!

"Rude. Everything starts off alone. I just don't like people who understand."

"You'd be more surprised to be here! How did you understand that, Villager?

Oh, boy. That's why I don't know how the villagers are. The ordinary people come.

"Villagers are free if they pay their taxes properly. Without some nasty bosses, there's no troublesome fence like nobility. Well, we have some connections, but that's what it takes to live. I can't do that. Then the villagers are disqualified. I can walk at my own discretion at my stride. If you do business, you won't be pinned down by a commercial guild. You won't be forced to join an Adventurer's guild because there are demons out there. Freedom, it's not too much to say, but with strength, gold and connections, you can do most of it. I don't think you're in such a great position."

Well, I'm going to get stuck saying that power, money and cone would be the problem, but that's why S-grade. It is the strongest title.

…………

Whatever blonde Afro nee suddenly couldn't take, she continued to kill Full Bocco and defeated two hundred Auga.

"Bae, up ~"

"Uh, hi."

I'll put the slaughterhouse back in my pocket and put the bath towel within the boundaries.

"Bae, that's fine."

"Aye."

When I broke the line, Pritsu-An appeared in a bathrobe.

There were twenty light penetrations, but it wouldn't bother me if I doubled my thru fist.

"Bae, warm wind"

"Hi. Hi."

I'll dry your hair with magic.

... Next time, ask your parents to create a dryer...

When my hair dried up, it seemed like I would do the rest myself, and I took a three-sided mirror out of my storage bag and tanned it, and went into stylish time.

So, do I even take a shower?

I left the shower room, took off my clothes and went inside.

"Phew. Refreshing."

After all, I feel bad about the shower after it moves.

"Hmm? Hey, were you still there?

Are you free?

"... no, it hasn't even started anything yet..."

What are you angry about, blonde Afro?

"You can tilt your neck with that vegetable. Your nerves are definitely S-grade."

"What the hell? There's something brittle about my nerves."

Glass hearts, especially for femicide.

"Enough, enough. Ask them straight in. Where's your blonde daughter?

"I'm right in front of you, and I'm surprised."

Blonde Afro nee releases a tremendous killer. Apparently the villager joke doesn't make sense.

Sure, it's a glass heart for a woman's killer, but the killer she releases from her blonde Afro nee is pure killer.

If you want to analogize, say 'hehe. Bae. Come back a little' if it's a woman's killer, then Blonde Afro's killer is something 'oh, give me a little money or something'. Compared to the cuddly smile on that groin, it's such a stare, and it's comparable comfort to the spring breeze.

... I think I'm going to pee just remembering...

"I don't want to talk, do I?

"Ask the other way, what do you want me to talk about? I'm not even told to talk about anything, am I?

Well, you can't say it like I imagined. That it is a secret in secret and must act in secrecy. That's why you're here. Not to mention, you can't tell my opponent anything far-fetched. As you're exploring, so am I. Depending on those trivial tips, future developments will be different.

"- I'll tell you this for the thank you for dating the catch ball. Stop the bad threats. I declare war and accept it at the time I say it. I will not forgive my enemies, nor will I have mercy. If you want to do it, do it thoroughly. We're not gonna miss this."

I don't hate blonde Afro. Either that or you like it.

But if you're going to be an enemy, that's not the point. If you want to do harm to me or my family, I can't do it to ghosts or Shura. So, you can't go wrong. I would have given you a tip for that.

"Say it again. I will not forgive my enemies, nor will I have mercy. Hey, are you going to be my enemy?

"No, it's not either way yet. But I don't want to be an enemy, so I'm gonna roll my tail around here and disperse."

The killing sprinkled like a lie, with an invincible and unscrupulous grin.

"Right. I knew you were awesome."

"Huff. It would be an honor if the S-class villagers told you that. Bye."

"Ooh. See you later."

I gave this one back to my lightly walking blonde Afro.

Damn, you're a pain in the ass.

"Bae, it's over."

He took Pritsuman, who landed over his head, back to his room.