Reincarnated as a Villager ~ Strongest Slow-life

"Honey, it's morning. Amen."

The consciousness that was asleep in Saple's voice woke up, and when he opened his eyelid, he saw pants he did not know. Huh?

"I finally woke up. I haven't slept much longer."

I don't know. My pants are talking about something. Is that a dream?

"Amy. I'll get you ready for breakfast. Wake up."

My unknown pants flew away and my beloved MySister showed up.

"Look, come wake up in the bath. Mr. Mittaletti, please, Grandma."

"Dear Bae, look"

And, my body floated, and Mita was in charge.

While my head was Bo, I could understand that I was on my shoulders, but I couldn't accept the situation. What's going on?

"Dear Doremi, And then, please."

When placed somewhere, Mr. Mita left somewhere.

Uh, what? Where are we? What were you doing?

"Master, it's a bath."

And Doremi appeared before me, confused and troubled. Something very unlikely - dressed.

...... uh yeah. It's a dream. You're still in a dream, me. Ahaha. I can't help it at all. It's me. What a dream. Is that what you want?

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"- Hey! Not at all, fuck you!!

The pinnacle of anger. It's going to fly to consciousness instead of drowsiness!

What the hell? What the hell is going on? Somebody explain. It's Pleas!

"What's wrong?

"What's wrong with you! What the hell, what's that outfit? I don't know what it means to wear it!

It's a good outfit for what I saw, but it's totally beyond worldly!

"The Creator said it was the dream of all the men in the world."

"Temei is the culprit again, you rotten demon king!

Really, that rotten king! The demon king screaming about the conquest of the world seems healthy to me!

Am I on the wrong side? I'm starting to feel sorry for the world...

"Damn. That rot might be better for the world once it's destroyed by the brave."

I apologize to the brave men who approach it, but it is a noble sacrifice for the sake of the world, and hence for me. Because I think someone will pick up your bones one of these days.

Damn, it's not rotting in the morning... it's making me uncomfortable. Wake up, it's not even five minutes past - I'm exhausted as if I've been up all night for about three days...

Damn, I hurry to get rid of my clothes in an attempt to clean this stain of rot.

"I'll flush your back"

"I'm not here. Stop dressing like that. My honor is greatly discredited."

It will be wiped out socially and physically before then. For all kinds of guys (I don't dare anyone).

"Stay there from a good place. I'm a pimp who wants to take a bath."

The baths in the Zelfing hall are gender-specific in the first place. For once, I won't let Doremi, who classified me as a woman, put it in man's water either. Even in slime form.

That's the same for the bath on the Viansapresia. Death is the sanction for those who break it.

"Damn. Why is school swimsuit the dream of all the boys in the world? I don't know what that means."

If you're a bonkee bonkee old swimsuit...... no, it's nothing. Let's take a bath naked, Death!