Reincarnated as a Villager ~ Strongest Slow-life

"... and no one has seen the bei since that day."

Huh? What's that bad-end story of me?!? Wasn't it a match for a monkey?!

"Congratulations"

Ha!? That's just a happy ending!! Really, what happened?!

No, what was the situation before that? Let me answer those who think so.

When I came back from the Garden of the End (I forgot to ask my official name), when I entered the room I owed the castle, Pritsuya told the three brothers if it was a monkey, so I went in with Manda O Time by the window so as not to disturb them.

I heard it like a BGM, but for some reason, I was exterminated by monkeys.

Well, it would be a happy ending if it came from a monkey (me), but it would be a bad end! I don't know, why am I replacing the monkey! At least mold it!

Oh, my God, can I complain about the gaga (was it?)? Listen carefully.

"So, you got something to say?

Pritsu, who was talking while buried in the cushion, came in front of me. What are you talking about?

"Oh, I'm home."

With that said, you didn't say hello when you came home. Excuse me. Excuse me.

"Welcome home... but I thought you'd say!

"Fube!

I was blown away by a sudden drop kick.

"What the fuck, asshole!

"That's a line over here. Boca!

How comforting. Congratulations.

"So?"

"There was an Eden hunter."

No, tell that story! I don't hear any complaints. There's a lot going on over here too, guess what!

"... at all, if you didn't think you'd be back for eight days, you'd have done something stupid..."

Well, I admit I didn't weigh myself. But no remorse!

"Oh, this is a souvenir"

I served something peachy.

"What's this?

"Fruit. Delicious."

Don't worry about poison. Forced by Kabako... no, fool me... oh well, I make sure it's safe to make him taste like a lot of other things. I haven't eaten yet...

"Huh."

Oh, my God. Mr. Merchant has a suspicious eye.

"Well, fine. Mitalette, peel it off."

Oh, there's Mita, too. I've been crying since I left.

"... Yes..."

Grab something crying but peachy and turn to Mita for skin. Being clever.

Mita sliced the peachy thing off the plate she had put out of her infinite bag and stabbed the claw twig.

Pritsu-An grabs a fencing sword-like claw yang branch and mouths something peachy. Do you still know you can eat it?

"- What is this!? It's delicious!

I'm surprised with my eyes wide open.

"Oh, is it good? Give it to me, too. I like peaches."

The tea cat jumped on the table, puffed the cut peachy thing, chewed the mould, and fell.

... Again...

"Hey, what's going on!?

"Marlow!"

The three brothers also rushed over.

"What's wrong - the smell of alcohol!

My oldest son with a tea cat turned away. Still don't feel love where you don't drop it.

"What the hell!

I want to know too. He made me taste a lot, and he said don't think about it, it's not poisonous to feel. But I didn't feel like eating.

"Somehow, I was feeling it, but it contains this peachy thing, alcohol..."

And when it's high frequency, it comes.

"... that's the worst fruit for Geko..."

That's right, the fruit that grows in Eden's garden doesn't taste the same.

"Bae! What the hell! Explain it."

"It's a fruit of liquor."

I don't know why it evolved like that.

I grabbed and hoisted a claw yang branch that pierced me like a cut peach.

"Looks like peaches too. Smells like peaches, too. The taste is probably peaches, so why does it contain alcohol? Too bad, I guess."

Even I like peaches.

"Well, it would be nice if I sold it as booze"

I don't know what it tastes like, but I think it tastes like a woman receiving it. Plant it in various places and see where it's suitable.

... Until then, you can pick it up in the Garden of Eden...

I put the chopped peaches back on the plate and put something muscat-like out of the infinite bag to puke.

"It would be nice to have some more sweetness."

I wonder if anyone has the ability to improve the variety. I can improve it in about three days.

When you're puking at something that looks like a muscat, the door to the room is banged! and was opened. Who is it?

"Is it true Bae is back!?

If you think so, Duke, which was it? Oh, I'm home.

"... here you idiot!!

If you think you're here, why are you suddenly praising me? I guess I can light it.

"Reality doesn't mean congratulations."

Truth that I don't think will come out of Merchant's mouth. Well, live strong.