Reincarnated as a Villager ~ Strongest Slow-life
1268 Cicerha ○ z
The Seaprit tribe sleeps like dead. Looks like a lot of corpses.
"... that's awesome. Are these guys taking a bath...?
Some beasts are clean, but the more hairy they become, the more they stink. Especially the Seaprit bastards smelled so bad they blocked their noses.
I can't denounce it or deny it because it smells like race. But if you work as a gelfiner, you must be clean. You have to get a pass mark for the sapple. There is no mercy there. If you can't, you can just throw it away.
As he walked through the cadavers, he saw the red demon maid holding his mouth and nose with a handkerchief.
When I saw the other maids, I also pressed my mouth and nose with a handkerchief. Mita-san is flat.
My maid is incredibly clean, whether or not she has received sapphire incense pottery. I'm sure the smell of my body is also good. I'm going to change my body from food to food, and Sapple is my mystery...
"Who fixes the maid's hair?
Her hair is glossy, but her hair is cut beautifully. This is proof that someone is cutting.
"I'm a maid from the beauty department."
That's where it comes from. Nothing at all.
"Are you here?
"Yes, there are four."
"Is that a lot? Or is it less? How many people are in the beauty salon?
It should not be ten or twenty because it is a beauty salon.
"Fourteen."
Oh, surprisingly few. Demand?
"No, there are few things that I have sense of, and I can't increase them."
Mita-san uses it naturally, such as sense. No maid can beat this maid, huh?
"Do you depend on Saribari?
Character is difficult, but technology and taste are shiny. I will eventually be famous as a hairdresser.
"I heard you're busy in King's Landing, so I thought you should stop. I'll be scolded again by Master Prish."
I don't care if Pritchon scolds me, but that Merchant is good at recruiting his tunes. If they blame me for the group, it's troublesome, so let's stop them. Mm-hmm.
"Do you want more beauty maids?
"Hmm. I'm a little worried."
What I want is to be able to manage the hairs of the Seaprits.
"If you're hiring a gelfiner, I don't want you to take care of your taste."
"... I see. If Sapple-sama were here, it would be rough."
Even I'm about to pinch my nose, and Sapple would have burned it without hesitation.
"Are you taking a bath with the Seaprits?
Well, it doesn't smell like it's in there.
"I think I'll take a shower. If you leave it alone, bugs will spring."
Then I think it would be nice to clean it up, but, well, there are a lot of things.
Shall we build a bath?
It is also the employer's role to lead the savages to civilization. Well, I don't know if taking a bath is a sign of civilization.
Oh, come on, it's a magical word. I built a 25-meter swimming pool bath with a magical earthen boundary.
The water was pulled from the river, and the witch who was watching what I was doing with her eyes telling me that she was doing something again threw a fireball at me.
Mita-san. Get me some haircut scissors from Kainers Home. "
"Use mine."
And the Juralmine case came out of the infinite bag.
She said she had what I needed, but she had a hairdresser scissors... no, that's what she said. Can this all-purpose maid see the future...?
When I opened the Duralumin case, I found several kinds of scissors that were better than the scissors I made in Saribari.
"Can Bae-san cut his hair?
"I was mowing goats, and I taught Saribari how to mow my hair."
I don't have the taste of salivation, but I've mowed woolly goats more than anyone. It's not as clumsy as cutting Seaprit hair.
That's the momentum to get naked.
Don't worry, Mr. Ghost. I know what to do.
"Tame et al! How long are you going to sleep? Get the fuck up!
I'll kick the bastard rolling at his feet and throw him in the junction bath.
I made it about two meters deep so I wouldn't drown. Well, even if I drown, I'll save you right away. Nashing the problem.
I kicked the bastards one after the other and threw them into the junction bath.
Mita-san, soap
"Yes"
When I reached out to Mita, the space detective put the soap in my hand faster than it would vaporize.
Bigger the soap and cut the boundaries. Hundreds of pieces of soap were thrown into the boundary bath.
"Wash your body! Let's get you out of there until you're clean!
Neither objection nor resistance is tolerated. Don't think you can get out of there except to be beautiful.
He drained the dirty water and repeatedly filled it with fresh water, switched the bastards and wiped out the smell of the beast.
"Now, I'm Sizzaha ○ z. I'll mow the temes! Shakeen!"
I set my scissors up and started cutting the bastards' hair. Uh-oh!