Return from the second dimension

"It's really pitiful." Sun Baihe sympathized.

Asuna said silently, "You got the nickname of Bandit, right? Everyone followed you."

"No way, he looks like a bandit. The first time I met him, I thought it was a humanoid monster bandit in this game." Sun Baihe said pretentiously.

Everyone was talking and laughing again, as if returning to the time when they were fighting together in Aincrad.

This game lobby is not a place to chat.After thinking about it, they went to the first floor of SAO, ordered a drink in the tavern, and started chatting.The main thing is what they said in the game, Sun Baihe listened.

While talking, Klein talked about Kirito.At present, except for Sun Baihe, only a few girls knew about Kirito's situation. Sun Baihe and Asuna didn't want to leak Kirito's situation, so they skipped that situation.

Sun Baihe asked about another thing, "I have been away for half a year. Fortunately, has she confessed to Kirito?"

"No," Asuna replied.

Sun Baihe smiled and said, "I really like Kirito so much, how come I haven't confessed after so long? If you don't confess, you will be snatched away by others. Did Silica confess to Kirito?"

"No." Asuna shook her head.

Sun Baihe sighed and said, "That girl, I remember, I wrote more than a dozen love letters before I left, but I haven't sent it out yet. I've been drowsy one by one, and I don't understand the principle of starting first. . What about Suguha?"

"No." Asuna.

"Suguha is Kirito's cousin who lives with Kirito. The first chance to get the moon near the water tower should be the best chance. I secretly kissed Kirito who fell asleep that day. Why haven't I confessed yet?" Sun Baihe shook his head, young people nowadays, the feelings are really not straightforward, he asked again: "Where is Sinon, she always confessed, right?"

"No." Asuna.

Sun Baihe was surprised that Kirito suddenly became a girl and lived in his own home. Sinon hadn't confessed yet.Sinon didn't even understand the truth of taking advantage of the void?

Klein poked his head and listened carefully to the gossip.As the team grass of the Knights of the Blood Alliance, Kirito's emotional situation has always been a hot topic of the Knights of the Blood Alliance, and it has endured for a long time.

Sun Baihe was silent for a while, "In this way, Lisbet didn't confess, right? What about you?" Sun Baihe looked at Asuna and smiled, "Have you confessed to Kirito?"

Asuna was expressionless, she could not see any emotions at all, but her body moved in an instant, and her movements lived up to the name of her shining Asuna, her foot was so close that she could only see a ray of light, facing Sun Baihe's head swept over.

Sun Baihe had long expected that, after saying the words "confession did not", he tilted his body and avoided Asuna's move.

And Klein, who leaned over and listened to gossip enthusiastically, was directly hit, and Asuna swept away the whole person.

"Ah, sorry, I kicked you again." Asuna hurried over to help Klein up.

This game has been modified several times to get closer to reality as much as possible, but it still can't hurt others in the safe zone. Klein didn't even lose a trace of blood after this kick, just being swept away.

Klein stood up by himself and said: "It's okay, it's okay. It's better to say that I miss it. I haven't been swept by the deputy commander for half a year. I felt a little lacking before, but now I am fulfilled. It really is a group. I have grown back. Only when the head of the group is here can I experience the angle and strength of the flash, how familiar it is."

Asuna blushed when Klein said, and quickly said sorry.

Suddenly Sun Baihe looked at the list of friends and said to Klein: "I am going to hold an offline party at night. In the old place, help me call all my old friends."

When Klein heard this, he immediately got up and said: "Understand, leave it to me about contacting old friends. Knowing that the head of the group is back, I believe many people are..."

"Don't invite so many people." Sun Baihe shook his head.

He disbanded the Knights of the Blood Alliance before he left.The Knights of the Blood Alliance at that time were too large, and without his suppression, no one could control those guys.He just looked at it casually, and there are several large guild leaders who are his subordinates.

The return of his old leader is not good news for some people. He has no interest in fighting for power in the game, and emphasized, "Old friend!"

Klein understood at this moment, old friend, Sun Baihe didn't have many real old friends, only the one he met at the beginning.Later, the Knights of the Blood Alliance grew. As the leader, Sun Baihe naturally separated from others, but had no friends.

He patted his chest to make sure it was done, and left the tavern.

"Gathering?" Asuna asked.

Sun Baihe said: "One reason, and also, Kirito is about to arrive."

He just heard Kirito's online reminder. Kirito must have come to talk about becoming Tongzi. Klein's presence is very inconvenient, so he just adjusts it.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Kirito, who was wearing a black suit with a sword on his back, walked into the teahouse and saw Sun Baihe Kirito coming over immediately and gave him a big hug.

"Father, if it wasn't for you to come back, I really don't know what to do. Thank you so much this time." Kirito said excitedly.

Kirito was the only person who would call him the old man. He met the 14-year-old Kirito when he first started playing games. At that time, he was not the leader. The two of them worked together for a period of time. After that, he established the Blood Alliance Knights. Pull in Kirito.

Because he was called the old man at the beginning, but he didn't change his words.

"Thank me for what I should be. Of course, even if I didn't come, I think it won't take long for you to find out by yourself. After all, it's just a hot bath. Speaking of which, you haven't taken a bath for so many days." Sun Baihe laughed. Tao.

Kirito blushed. After all, he had become a woman these few days. Even if it was his own body, he still didn't have the courage to look and touch it, especially when he was still living in Shino's house, so he didn't dare to go too far.He kept his eyes closed these days and wiped it with a wet towel.

Sun Baihe was able to understand the situation and didn't bully Kirito too much.

In the next second, his expression became serious and serious, and he said: "The kind of water you get is called Niangduoquan. It's okay for a woman to get wet. After a man gets wet, he can't soak in cold water. Once he soaks in cold water, he turns into a woman. , And the way to become a man is also very simple, is to soak in hot water. Generally speaking, this water is not harmful to people, and it can also let you experience another gender, which is also a very rare experience."

"No, no, I don't want such a rare experience at all." Kirito shook his head.

Sun Baihe smiled and confessed: "Although it is harmful, you should pay attention to it in the future. Don't get caught in the rain, don't accidentally fall into the river or be splashed by water, and you should also pay attention to avoid the power outage and the water heater is broken. So that I get caught in cold water or something."

"Don't worry, I haven't fallen into the river since I was a child, and the weather forecast here is quite accurate. Every time it rains, I bring an umbrella. This city has not been powered off for so many years. Don't worry. "Hearing what he said, Kirito was relieved.

"That's good." Sun Baihe chuckles: "There is another very important, very important thing, you have to remember..."

Kirito listened carefully.

Sun Baihe: "Don't make boyfriends, otherwise many girls will be sad."

"Father, let's fight, let's fight if it's a man!" Faced with Sun Baihe's persecution, Kirito drew out his sword very simply and issued an invitation to fight.

Sun Baihe shook his head straight, "Don't don't, the old man is old." He bends over, beats his waist, and coughs twice.

A girl with shoulder-length black hair pushed open the door and walked in, "My brother is really missing. I have been missing for so many days. I just came back and played the game again. It's too much..."

While she was talking, she finally found Sun Baihe who was pretending to be an old man, and quickly covered her mouth and said in surprise: "Head of the team."

"Xiao Zhiye, long time no see." Sun Baihe waved to her.

Zhiye Tonggu walked to the side of Sun Baihe and asked in a low voice: "When did the group leader come back? I don't know."

"I just came back, you will find this soon." Sun Baihe smiled.

Kiriya Souha, the name of the game Lifa, was troubled because of his elder brother's things, so he consulted the very reliable leader.

Then Sun Baihe became Tongya Suoha's emotional counselor, helping him with his rich life experience and rich love experience (professed).

It's just that the result is not very good, any help for a timid and unfrank girl like Tongya Suguha is useless.If you take one step, she takes two steps backwards instead, never daring to really take the first step, but there is no result.

Even so, he and Kiriya Souha's relationship is relatively good because of his status as a relationship consultant.He looked at Kirito, and whispered to Kiriya Naoha, "You are too useless, I have been away for half a year, and you haven't confessed yet."

Woo~Tongya Suguha wailed the cry of a defeated dog.