Reverend Insanity

“For treasure?” The big face on the giant door, squeezing his eyebrows and staring at the tiny Shangyan Fei in front of him, "Xiao Fei, are you trying to take advantage of me again? Although we've known each other for a long time, as a treasure gateway, I won't help you guard against self-theft. Although our relationship is very deep..."

“How many times have I told you, can you change your name?” Shangyan Feifei's forehead began to make a black line.

“What does that call you? Swallow, Swallow, Swallow? ”

Shangyanfei shook his hand in a hurry. There was nothing he could do: “Forget it, call it what you want. Let's get down to business. I'm really here for the treasure this time. ”

“Oh...” Big face dragged the tone, seemed a little upset, “so quick to get to business. I was bored to death when I found you talking. ”

Shangyan Fei sighed: “I'm busy, Living Bao Gate. You know, I'm already the head of the business, not like before. ”

“Alas, forget it, every generation of businessmen. Thought you'd be different from them. Actually, I don't have any requests. I just want to get nagged. Long nights, loneliness is intolerable...” Living Bao Gang sighs in the shadows.

“Are you lonely at one door? Why don't you just sleep?” Shangyan flies all over the black line.

“Sleeping? But I can't sleep alone! You don't know how hard it is for a person to live...” Live Bao Gate begins to crumble.

“I'm not here to hear you complain, talk about business, talk about business.” Shangyanfei coughed a few times.

“Oh, let's get down to business.” Live Baby's face looks serious, "you can change it. But I have a condition...”

It drags a long tone.

A bad feeling arose when Shangyan Fei's heart was at a pause.

He picked his eyebrows slightly: "What condition, isn't it? ”

“Ah, look at Xiaofei's expression, I've already guessed! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no” Live Badminton shouted excitedly.

Snotlout...

Nasal shit...

Shit...

Huge voices, swinging back and forth in the corridor.

Shangyan Feifei frontal blush: “Bastard, are you playing this trick again? ”

“My nose is really itchy. It's itchy. I can't breathe. I have no hands, I can't be as free as you humans to snort shit, it's really pathetic. Ah... Fly, my friend, just help me squeeze my nose. In return, I'll give you my precious nose shit.” Live Badminton sings in a bard tone.

“Hey, stop it!” Shangyan squeezed his fists tightly and finally growled impatiently.

Live Badminton grunts like you took me for a shitty look.

Then it starts to whisper...

“Snotlout! ”

“Snotlout! ”

“Snotlout! ”

“No nasal shit, no treasure.” She squeezed her nose and shit. "

The sound shook the air and roared in the corridor of the solemn Mo.

Shangyan lowered his head and caressed his forehead with one hand. The sound of nasal shit kept echoing in his ear.

“All right, all right, stop nagging. Why don't you give it to me?” Shangyan Fei roared and was filled with helplessness.

Even if he is the five-spinner master of the hall, the owner of the business, there is no way to face the live treasure gate.

After all, Bao Jie, is left behind by the merchant Xianxian. This is the handwriting of the Five Spins of Magic Immortal!

“Oh yeah...!” Livergate shouted victoriously, then shouted impatiently, "Come on, come on, I can't wait. ”

Shangyan Fei's expression was stiff, his eyes twitched constantly, and he reached out his right hand after all.

In the palm of his right hand, there was a small palm print, and it was bright red.

At this time, he was really motivated, and his blood prints flew out, turning into a giant palm of bright red.

Five Spins - Bloody Handstamps!

But in this spell, no matter what the bird or animal worm fish, whenever there is blood circulation, it will turn into a pus, the power of the weird hegemony. Shangyan Fei thus crossed the South China River and established the name of Hehwei.

But now, he's using his bloody fingerprints to satisfy the freaks of the Live Gate--

Snotlout.

Bright red huge palms form fists and straighten your index fingers, penetrating your fingertips into the huge nostrils of the Alive Gate.

Live Bao Gate is comfortable humming: “Okay, that's it! ”

“Oh... so good..."

“Deeper, yes, deeper! ”

“Bigger is more powerful, bigger is more flavorful. ”

“Er... that was awesome...”

“Little Fly, your technology is not really built. ”

“Ah, ah, ah —— cut!” Live Baby opened his mouth and sneezed.

Countless red, yellow, blue, green “nasal shit", all sprayed out by it.

If you look closely, the red one is Hurricane Pepper, a co-refined auxiliary material that has been extinct in Nanjiang. Yellow is a troubled soil, rare and one of the ingredients used to refine the six-turn trick. Blue is the heart of the ice, and only in the center of the iceberg for tens of millions of years did this one come into being. The green one is a grass skirt, five spins, no defense at all, but the magician can wear a grass skirt after using it. Absorbs free energy directly from the air and quickly replenishes the true elements in the tip!

“Well, I'm breathing fast again, and all this nose shit is for you. I don't want to eat it anymore. It's disgusting.” After sneezing through the Live Baby Gate, I sucked my nose and felt extremely comfortable.

Once Shangyan Fei put these things in his bag, he sighed powerlessly: “Can we talk business now? ”

“Of course, of course. What does Flying want in exchange for, baby?” Live Baby's in a much better mood.

“I remember a five-spin manpower trick hidden in Bao Realm. I just want to change it.” Xiangyanfei replied.

The face of Live Bao Gate shows a strange colour: “Manpower triumphs over heaven. This trick has the power to change lives against heaven, and is used exclusively to impose tricks on mortals who are not qualified to practice. This trick is expensive, Little Fei, even though we have a deep relationship, you have stuck my nose a lot of times, but I can't disobey the rules of Bao Realm. If you want to change this trick, you have to produce a more valuable trick and send it to the treasure world. ”

“Can you not talk about nasal shit?” Shangyan Fei had a bluish muscle on his forehead, and he pulled a trick out of his knack.

This trick is like a baby's palm, tender and beefy, like a translucent onion crystal. The red wire lines in the palm of the hand give the palm a ghost glow.

Seeing this trick, Live Bao Gate shouted in surprise: "Oh, you're going to give up the bloody handprint? Fei Fei, I remember this is one of your most powerful tricks. Weren't you going to collect the Blood Sea fax? Have you given up on your young dreams? ”

Shangyanfei sighed helplessly: "The blood sea inherited hundreds of millions, faxes hidden inside, too difficult to find. Even if I've been using the merchant's energy to investigate, I've only found two faxes over the years. I want to change manpower to victory, and the other worms of higher value in my hand, let alone abandon them, just as if I had sacrificed my blood handstamp for the time being. Wait till the day when you have a chance to change it back. ”

Merchant Yan flew full of tricks, mostly derived from the blood sea inheritance, so that he was good at blood together.

Therefore, mercy entered the mall and was first sensed by him.

“Well, now that you've made your decision.” Live Bao Gate said, opening his mouth and sucking the blood handprint into his mouth.

Grunting.

A loud bang swallowed the blood handprint into the treasure realm.

Then again, he drowned, and he opened his mouth and spit out a trick.

This trick is like a thousand years old ginseng, countless ginseng mushrooms, old ginseng body yellow, brilliant and convergent, the top is all round, but the bottom is split apart, as if it were a pair of legs.

It is manpower that triumphs.

“Refine it quickly, just out of the treasure realm, and after three breaths, this trick will return to the wild. If you refine it again, it will be difficult.” Live Bao Gate hurried.

Shangyan Fei nodded, prompting a luxurious and gorgeous purple crystal true dollar, instantly refining manpower.

“Oh, with this trick, we can make Mercy happy! Use some more qualifying tricks to help her practice. In the future, she will be recruited to serve as wings. Mercy will make you happy, and strength is the prerequisite for happiness in this world!” Shang Yanfei manpower triumphed to earn money, and his mind fluctuated.

“I'm leaving, Livergate.” He went on to the Giant Gateway.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Talk to me. Being alone here is boring.” Live Bao Gate Expressway.

But the blood flashed, and Shangyanfei disappeared.

“Ah, this bastard. Leaving me alone again, so pathetic, so boring, so boring...” Live Bao Gate complained about the sounds echoing in the hallway.

……

On the table, delicious wine dishes, switching cups and a warm atmosphere.

“Brother Wei, Brother Xiao Yan, come on, have another drink!” Fangyuan stood up to raise his glass and shouted, while the white condensed ice beside him held the dish faceless.

Wei Zhuang and Xiao Yan lifted their glasses simultaneously, and the three men's glasses collided severely, spilling liquid on the table and on the dishes.

Originally in Wu District, Fang Yuan said he wanted to buy dinner, but Xiao Yan invited him first. This time, he honored his promise to welcome both of them in the big tavern.

“I can't believe Fang Zheng's brother saved the merchant's money. I can see that the good guys have good rewards. Purple Jing Token, Tsk, what an envy.” Xiao Yan has a cheerful personality, is honest, and does not disguise the envy of his counterpart.

He has lived in the mall for many years and is well aware of the weight of the purple token.

Wei Zhong put down the glass: “I don't know what you two are going to do next. ”

"We're both going to stay in the mall for a while, replacing the worthless insects in our hands, buying some more, and putting them together. ”

“Good idea! Exactly. If you don't, Mr. Wei will warn you the same.” Wei Zhong raised his thumb and was pleased that Fang Bai and the others stayed, which meant more opportunities for solicitation.

“If you two don't mind, please tell me what you think. Brother Wei is knowledgeable and can give you details. Brother Wei suggested that I follow the fire route.” Side by side Xiao Yan opened his mouth. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote on recommendations, monthly tickets (qidian.com), and your support is my biggest motivation.)