Reverend Insanity

The records of the Maoists were first documented in human ancestry.

In other words, the ancestors dug out their eyes and turned into a son and a daughter. The son is reckless in the sun and the daughter in the shadow of the ancient moon.

And the sun is reckless, drinking wine, drinking things at once, trapped in the ordinary abyss. In the end, he was blessed by the scourge, gained a daisy-looking reputation, and escaped from life.

Because of the fame trick, the sun's reckless fame grew. Soon after, the world spread the news that solar recklessness was a big alcoholic.

One day, a group of sloppy bees dragged the hive to find the sun reckless.

“Sunshine, I hear you like wine. You always say that four monkeys in heaven and earth are the best to drink. But what do they make of our nectar? Today we are delighted to bring you honey wine to taste. ”

Each of these bees is the size of a leopard, and the pattern on them looks like a tiger print, gold bottoming, and black spots. It's nice to talk, but it implies threats of coercion.

The sun calls bitterness in its recklessness, which it calls home to do, and evil comes from the sky. Spotted bees are powerful, single, and he's not against each other. Not to mention a bunch of them?

The sun's recklessness makes it difficult to taste the honey from the hive.

He just took a sip and his eyes lit up.

Sweet but not tiresome, delicious and delicious, it is an absolute delicacy in the heavens and the earth!

“Delicious, delicious, delicious. This beer makes you feel like the happiest person in the world!” The sun drank its belly in a reckless sip.

The tiger bees laughed and were happy.

And the chief asked the sun, “Well, who drinks better than the four monkeys in heaven and earth? ”

The sun was already drunk, forgetting the horror of tiger bees, and said frankly: “Each has a thousand autumns, it's hard to compare. ”

The tiger bees were furious, and the wine they made was like those dead monkeys? This sun is so lame, we have to teach him a lesson!

They were about to do it, and suddenly the sun disappeared recklessly.

The sun was reckless and drunk for seven days and seven nights.

In obscurity, he heard a voice calling to him in the darkness: "Sunshine, wake up. If you don't wake up, you'll be eaten...”

The sun woke up recklessly.

He found himself tied up by five flowers and carried by a group of wildlings.

The wildlings were covered in hair, blue eyes and had lit a bonfire with a large pot on it.

The wildlings sat quietly and said a beautiful word.

“We need a man as a drug to refine the immortality. It was a blessing to have the sun in the sky. ”

“Man is the Spirit of all things, and ancestors are spiritual ancestors. The sun's recklessness is his left eye, full of spirituality. In my opinion, this refinement will succeed! ”

“Put him in the fryer and we'll live forever if we get the magic of eternity...”

The sun heard these words impatiently, shocked, shouted and struggled hard.

But these wildlings were not moved.

At this time, the sound of the sun's reckless heart sounded again before.

“Alas, it doesn't work. These wildlings, all Mao people, love the heavens and the earth. Born to have a talent for refining all of the worms. ”

The sun forgets its peril for a moment and asks, curiously, "Who are you? ”

The voice replied: "I am a magic trick, and anyone who drinks the four finest wines in the heavens and the earth will be conceived in the heart field. I can move you anywhere. ”

The sun is reckless and happy: "Then please hurry and get me out of here. ”

The fugue sighed: "It doesn't work. You can only rush me if you're drunk. You're so sober now, you can't. ”

The sun suddenly realized: “No wonder I was trapped on an island and almost starved to death. Fortunately, it took fame to break out of the abyss. You did this to me! ”

The magic trick replied: "Alas, man, I didn't mean to hurt you, it was you who drank and inspired my strength. Don't blame me, the last time you almost got caught by a tiger bee, it was because of me that you got out of danger. We're even. ”

The sun recklessness also reminds me of the tiger bee, and I no longer blame the magic trick.

He was thrown into the pot by the Maoists.

The fire burned hot at the bottom of the pan and the water temperature gradually increased.

“Potato red pepper!” A Maoist puts shiny precious onion peppers into the pot.

The water in the pan immediately turned red and even stained the sun's reckless body.

“Gabby falls fox cigarette baby!” A Maoist held a little fox in his hand and threw it into a pot.

The little fox is very cute with furry, black diamond-like eyes. But as soon as it touches the water, it turns into a green flue gas that blends into the water.

The water in the pot gradually became hot and the sun became desperate. I felt that this time I was trying to escape.

The Maoists have been adding a lot of supplementary materials, as well as worms.

“And vanity!” A Maoist threw a trick into the pot.

This trick is strange and looks like a big blue crab. But unlike a real crab, its crab shell is hollow.

After seeing the sun's recklessness, the big crab's vanity trick was very exciting: “Are you the sun's reckless? I've heard of you. It's such a privilege to see you here. I'm so happy, so excited. ”

The sun couldn't help but cry: “We're lucky to be alive for three years. We're all dying soon. ”

“I don't care about death. I just wanted to ask you, how did you become so famous? I'm so jealous! I worship people like you the most.” The vanity manoeuvres ask with great urgency.

“I'm not in the mood to say this right now, I'm going to escape.” The sun struggled recklessly in the pot, trying to climb out, but was soon forced down in the pot by Mao Min, who was watching.

“Tell me, tell me!” The vanity trick is very uninteresting, and I want to ask for a lesson.

The sun recklessly shouted, "Can't you see what's going on? ”

Vanity glared into his eyes, staring at the sun, suddenly smiling away: “I get it, I get it. If you want red, you have to hold it hot. Thank you for teaching. Thank you for teaching. Sunshine, to thank you, let me do one thing for you. ”

After that, a vanity bang exploded.

The explosion was also not violent and very minor, with only one bang. Then vanity is turned into an invisible poison wind that strikes deep into the hearts of all the Maoists.

The Maoists' eyes, which were blue and bright, turned red.

The sun was reckless for a while before it woke up. He couldn't help but feel the sacrifice of vanity and shouted, "Though you Mao people can refine the trick, I see nothing. What can you do if you all live forever? You're so ugly, so hairy, you're so ugly. ”

The Maoists were stunned.

If they had, they wouldn't have ignored the sun.

But now, the venom of vanity pervades their hearts and obscures their wisdom.

When the sun shouted recklessly, Mao Min shouted back: “Bullshit, bullshit! Our Maoists are the most beautiful, and their hair is so beautiful! ”

The Sun's Reckless Machine moves: "Do you have beautiful hair? ”

His hair was burning because he had drunk spirits made by diamond monkeys.

The Maoists listened to him and were all angry for a while.

The beauty of the flames, all the time. Even they have to admit the dynamic beauty of the sun's reckless hair.

The sun continues to irritate them: “Even if you live forever, you will not have me beautiful! Look at my hair, the same color as the flame, the same touching. ”

The Mao people couldn't stand the excitement, and finally some members were agitated: “You have this hair, I have it. Look at me!”

Speaking, he lit his whole body with a torch.

His hair was burning and he became a fireman.

“Ha ha ha, you only have beautiful hair, I'm all beautiful now.” This Mao Min shouted.

Soon, other members will compete to follow suit.

Each one of them became a burning man, and the flames burned them, and the intense pain made them cry out loudly.

But knowing that, they still don't put out the flames, they exaggerate and show their beauty.

The divine magic overjoyed. In the heart of the sun's recklessness, he praised his mouth constantly: "Man, you are so smart that you have thought of this method. ”

Sunshine escaped the oil pan and succeeded in survival. He grinned and answered in the bottom of his heart, "I'm not smart. People who admire vanity become stupid. Often they suffer in silence for the beauty of nothingness, giving up what is truly to be pursued. ”

……

Lunar white gold, skeleton stone, dragon tooth, small autumn grass, and fifty yuan stones, a flower potion, a pig cage potion.

This is the material that was delivered to Fangyuan to refine the manipulation.

Opposite him, the Maoist had already sat on the floor and begun to refine his manners.

Although Fangyuan is not a refinery magician, he has a lot of experience in previous life. He is also quite involved in refinery hunting, and knows many secret formulas.

Now he has three options. Each choice creates a new trick.

The inheritance does not say what tricks to refine, which means that the tricks he refines are at least better than the Maoists.

Fang Yuan looked at the whole process of Mao Min's refining, and had guessed in his heart what he was going to refine.

He smiled in his heart, and there was an admirable smile on his face: "Lord Mao Min, you are amazing. It's amazing to see how you refine. You are the master of refining, there is no magic you cannot refine in the world. ”

“Hey? You, acquaintance.” Mao Min laughed and was very happy.

This distraction, refinement fails.

Mao Min's face suddenly changed and shouted, “No ——! ”

But it's already late.

The power of heaven and earth descends, turning it into a lightning bolt and chopping it into coke.

“Huh.” Square laughed slightly, closed the material in his hand, and walked slowly to the next level under the guidance of a paper crane.