Reverend Insanity

Grunting...

The sound of a strange bird, sounding through the sky. Birds are massive, like clouds overhead, pushing them toward the cliff town.

Cliff City is one of the ten most distinctive pools in the catastrophe hole sky.

The city pool is built at the top of a cliff and is the tallest. Humanities, no rhymes.

“Here comes the fat ass bird! ”

“Come on, come on, get ready for defense! ”

“Don't panic, our warcraft messengers are here. ”

At this moment, the people in Cliff City are loud and vigilant.

A bunch of birds named Fat Ass Birds, grunting and grunting, flying over the cliff town.

They have chicken crowns on their heads, hairy, fat bodies, and huge buttocks in particular.

Among the birds, there is a king of birds, huge in size, twice the size of an ordinary fat butt bird. It flies over Cliff City, overlooking the lower level, hips shrugging, squeezing hard, and suddenly a pile of bird shit pulls down.

This bird shit is black and stinky, and the key is huge, as if it were a cabin, falling from the sky.

Whoo-!

Boom!

The quicker the bird shit falls, the sharper it sounds, and then it hits heavily, smashing a wall straight into the ground.

Fortunately, there were not many casualties in the surrounding population.

Shh. Shh.

Boom!

The Bird King's attack opened the prelude to the bird attack, and a bunch of bird shit fell from the sky and fell into the cliff town.

For a while, the sky seemed to rain heavily.

It's just this raindrop of rain, it's weird, it's a huge pile of bird shit.

A large number of houses collapsed and destroyed, and driveways, gardens, fountains and even the most central statues of the city's owners were mercilessly baptized with bird shit.

After the first wave of offense, the Avian King winged high and pulled the birds up behind him. The birds were huge and circled outside, returning and approaching Cliff City again.

“Warcraft, attack!” At this time, the head of the Cliff City defense shouted out loud and took the lead against the fat ass birds.

Large numbers of war beasts followed, and human birds fought in the air for a while.

“Sculpture, let's go too, dare you?” The Ministry of Juvenile Warfare has snuck out of the main city hall and sculpted a small arrowtail on his shoulder.

The little arrowtail carved into a scream, and the naive little face filled with arrogance. It punched its wings and gently pecked the face of the battlefield to anger the master's contempt.

“Since you're not scared, come with me!” The battalion laughed. He seemed to be a simple teenager, in fact, a Fong Yuan split. During this time, he was accepted as an apprentice by the owner of Cliff City, and he lived with the little arrow-tailed sculpture in the morning and evening. He had already fully mastered his beastiality. Now it's just a little hotshot, and the little arrowtail sculpture ignites the will.

“Come on, little arrowtail carving.” The battalion drank loudly.

The small arrowtail sculpture emitted a hawk and shook its wings violently, as if it were an arrow, circling and diving down into the battlefield.

Battleside Way cried out again: "Warcraft - Transform! ”

He prompted the worm to shine with a tingling blue glow. The little arrowtail sculpture hit him hard and blended into the human body of light.

The next moment, humanoid light collides rapidly and deforms.

The green light dissipated, and the battlefield crossing had been transformed into a monster of a height, carved head, with blue wings, hands and feet turned into yellow bird claws.

The battalion flattened its wings violently and suddenly stormed, quickly ascending and joining the regiment.

“Look, it's Wataru. He did sneak away behind our back and went to war. The child!” A middle-aged beautiful woman watched with concern the little shadow of the Ministry of War Way.

She was the daughter-in-law of the cliff owner, who had a son, but died as a child.

After the Cliff City owner accepted the Ministry of War as his apprentice, the Ministry of War soon joined the family. As a result, middle-aged women considered him a godson, and most of their love for their deceased sons was poured on the warring forces.

Sitting beside her, he was a middle-aged man, left with only his upper body and his lower body straightened off, but he looked healthy and spiritual.

After watching the battlefield for a while, he praised: "Hahaha, the kid is getting better and better at fighting. I was the one who taught it. Father, you've taken a good apprentice. ”

“That's your good boy, too.” Cliff City owner touched his white beard and was comforted.

He had received the Ministry of War Way only because of the coincidence that the small arrowtail carved out the Ministry of War Way as a close relative, so it was difficult to separate. But after detailed instruction, the owner of Cliff City was surprised to discover that the battlefield was a jade, and the more the carving, the brighter.

The enlightenment shown by the battlefield and his diligent and painstaking spirit were all very satisfactory to the cliff owner. And what makes him more satisfied is the heartfelt nature of the battlefield - helpful, courageous, enthusiastic, like the sun, that can directly shine into people's hearts.

“Careful!” At high altitude, the battlefield screamed and the speed soared.

His right paw swung and a wind blade blew out.

The pale blue wind blade is like a machete that directly kills the fat ass bird that comes after it.

“Thank you, Wataru.” His mood was somewhat complicated at a time when the rescued beast of war made him guard of Cliff City.

Because usually, he looked down on Wataru and laughed at his low strength, just because he was lucky enough to be recognized by Little Arrowtail Sculpture.

But it now appears that the tactics of the Ministry of War have clearly surpassed him and have rescued him unexpectedly.

“You're welcome, we're all from Cliff City.” The battalion crossed open its mouth and made a sound.

Listening to this, the saved beasts complicated the mood.

“Restructure the flag drums, fight the fat ass and birds, and protect the city!” The Ministry of War hurried.

“Mmm-hmm!” The warcraft focused and continued to join the fierce war.

Cliff City owners and others looked at this scene, and the evaluation of the battlefield crossing was raised another level.

“The child.” The middle-aged woman frowned softly, “I won't take care of him when I get home! ”

“Ha-ha-ha.” Middle-aged men laughing in wheelchairs.

Cliff City owner nodded softly, with no comment.

“After this performance, others will feel a lot better about me.” The battalion was very calm and reckoned.

The beast of war he saved made him very grateful. If you don't know, the Ministry of War Way is grateful to him.

“How can I support my noble qualities without such an adversary? ”

With the approval of the little arrowtail sculpture, the identity climbed step by step and became the apprentice of the cliff owner, something that many people were blinded by.

Using the psychology of many people, the source carefully selected a seemingly vicious and harmless opponent.

And after what he deliberately sought was "accidental encounter," this opponent had a verbal collision with him.

Thereafter, Fangyuan deepened the contradiction and was deliberately bullied by his opponents in the public at large.

He then took the initiative of finding the cliff owner with the bruise on his face and asked him to intensify his training, without giving any details. So even the cliff owners know.

Originally, Fangyuan also wanted to use this opponent to brush his reputation. Didn't expect a fat ass bird disaster to give him a better chance.

As soon as the opportunity appeared, Fangyuan took hold of it and saved the opponent under the watchful eye of many.

“My luck hasn't been bad since I crossed over. Even when the birds and eggs fall, it consumes a lot of good luck. Looks like the main body is getting deeper and deeper on the transport lane, which has helped me a lot. ”

After a fierce battle, the fat ass birds lost.

The battlefield was extremely eye-catching, almost killing the Bird King, but eventually stopped by the propaganda of the Cliff City owner.

After the war, Watanabe deliberately asked the cliff owner to teach him how to understand himself: "Grandpa, why didn't you let me kill that damned bird king? Without it, we in Cliff City will never have such a scourge again. ”

“Wataru.” Cliff City owner touched the square split head melon, and Yan Yue tunnel, “Even if you kill that bird king, the birds will choose a new bird king. ”

“Why didn't you do it, Grandpa? By your strength, you can wipe out the entire bird colony.” Fang Yuan asked naively.

And the cliff owner laughed, “That's because, well, these bird shit are good stuff, too. It can increase soil fertility and help rice grow faster and healthier. There's even a lot of merchants coming to trade us for this shit. ”

“Is that so? Turns out those stinky, baked bird shit are all babies?!” Fangyuan was greatly surprised.

In this way, let the cliff owner laugh: “Xiaodu, Grandpa taught you not to look at people. Likewise, you can't look at everything in the world alone. ”

“I get it, Grandpa, I'll keep it in mind.” Fangyuan is heavily situated on the head road.

“Well, good boy.” The cliff owner laughed again and said secretly in his heart, "There are other reasons, besides that, of course. But let you keep this red heart, my apprentice. You're too young to touch those now. ”

After saying goodbye to the cliff owner, Easy Source walks out of the main city hall.

The foundation of the main city is high and it is the city of the city. Fangyuan takes advantage of the terrain and looks out over the city.

Restoration and reconstruction have begun in the city pools. Many mortals no longer hide and drill out of tunnels and cellars.

This fat butt-bird disaster not only gave Gangyuan his reputation, but also deepened his understanding of the world.

“The Fat Ass Bird King is a beast, comparable to the power of the Five Spins. I was just a magician, using a little arrowtail sculpture, and after merging, I almost killed it. In this cavernous sky, such a force is so easy, no wonder the magician can't develop orthodox. ”

“If there is an orthodox propaganda of magicians, this city pool is not a simple pile of stones, and at least dozens of magic houses can serve as a defense. And fat ass birds don't lose so much over and over again. ”

“However, there are many benefits to keeping fat ass birds. ”

“Cliff Town is at the top of the mountain, surrounded by mountain soil, hard and thick, and bird poop is needed to produce enough food for cultivated land. And bird shit can also be a great specialty, attracting foreign merchants to travel the mountains to get involved and exchange logistics. ”

“Cliff City can take advantage of this test to select more talent. External pressure on the entire city helps to unite and makes the city's people more supportive of the rulers. ”

“Everything turns into a killing maneuver, covering the whole hole. Here, the magician can easily transform with the power of the kill tactic, and the process needs to consume positive emotions. So war animals usually make people quite emotionally positive. ”

“But that doesn't mean that people here are just dumb and sweet. The higher echelons also have the right to devise and use their own means. ”

Fangyuan thought all the way to the outer city.

“Ah, it's Lord Watanabe of War. ”

“It's the Watanabe of War. ”

“Hello, son! ”

“My family witnessed the battle of the prince. ”

Along the way, Fangyuan was welcomed by the junction.

He grinned, touched his head, smiled embarrassingly and revealed his white teeth: “Hello, everyone, don't call me son, don't call me my lord, everyone just call me Wataru! ”

“Come, sir, I'll help you.” Fangyuan's eyes lit up. Take a few steps and come to the old man and grab his shovel.

“Sir, take a break, I'll shovel your shit.” Fang Yuandao.

“It's Wataru, you're here to help me again. What a good boy, good boy!” Grandpa was so moved, his eyes were red.

The beasts of war make it easy for people to change their minds, even though they have a lot of positive emotions, and many people hold their own identities. Where can you think of ways to do this? Even the apprentice of the cliff owner often comes to the folk, not afraid of suffering, not afraid of tiredness, not afraid of dirt, really physically to help ordinary people.

As Fang Yuan worked, he thought: "Count the days, and the main body should also start to act. Progress on my part alone will not achieve our goals in a short period of time. This will require an in-house effort to unleash the catastrophe, and I will work closely with you here. ”

“The animal disaster released by the main body is not such a fat ass bird. ”

Citizens praised each other at the crossroads, not knowing at this moment the soul of Fang Yuan was separated, but was brewing a conspiracy to harm the entire world of Cave Heaven.