Running Away From The Hero!

# 3 Their Reason: A Villain's Reason

“Huh?”

After a short pause, the Queen Dowager's admiration of absurdity resonates.

I didn't hear about her work, but she told me about this little princess right after she met the Empress yesterday.

To summarize the 30 minute description, the first Imperial princess and the best genius of the royal family. But it's not cheap. Plus, he gets the Emperor's affection and does whatever he wants.

It's better to pretend you don't know anything than to say something you've heard to someone like that.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to show my skills and get fired for this. There's nothing the organization can do about it.

The emperor's favourite princess told me to go home. What can I do?

Of course, salary cuts can come in, but it's better to go back to teaching than to live in an imperial family that is 10 lives short.

“My name is Ast. Born the son of a farmer in the old Harken Kingdom, I left agriculture because of the war, and I came all the way here to do things like that. Age 25, hobby is reading. Since birth, it has a special quality that has not been amassed, so sharpening and wiping a swordsmanship on a white blade is not enough, and you cannot use magic. ”

“Well, you can explain. ”

“But is that what you want to explain? ”

“… No. ”

I don't know what you want, but I know what you want.

He's just trying to fuck with me. Considering what Leah said next to her, there are probably a lot of users who stopped like this.

“Since the king has instructed me to speak briefly, I will speak briefly. Your Grace, is human nature flesh? ”

“No.”

“Yes, it is. Normally, people die and leave their bodies behind. But it's just a decaying corpse, not him. So Lord Leah, what do you think human nature is? ”

“Huh? You mean me? ”

She looked at me with her eyes wide open. Good. Good food.

“Yes, it is. ”

“Ugh... Soul? ”

He grunts in a state of panic and answers in a questionable manner.

It doesn't look like an Imperial Knight that only the most powerful and intelligent can enter.

It appears to be the escort next to the Empress, but I'm sure her force is excellent enough to secure her lack of intelligence. Or next to the princess because she's an idiot.

Oh, maybe the princess is keeping him as a toy for fun.

“Then, Lord Leah. If Lord Leah's soul and mine have changed, is it Lord Leah's soul in this body? ”

“Hmm... Is that right? Oh, isn't it? Hmm...”

“Don't bother Leah. He's not my trainer. ”

“I, Your Majesty...”

The princess who was staring at Sir Leah whimpering said to me.

I think Lord Leah was moved by that.

“I'm too smart to learn from an idiot. ”

“Your Majesty!"

I think it's over.

“Your Majesty, no matter how stupid you think you are, it is not good for the person beside you to lack knowledge. ”

“It's okay. There's no one in the imperial court who doesn't know that Leah's a fool. But I'm sure she'll be fine if she's strong. ”

“One moment, Your Majesty! I'm an idiot...”

“No matter how powerful you are, you must have the intelligence to distinguish between right and wrong from right. Otherwise, it would be harmful to the owner. ”

“You're right, but it's okay. Leah didn't hurt me bad enough. ”

“Your Majesty, aren't you too harsh?! Especially you! It's rude to say you need intelligence in the first place! ”

I look at Sir Leah screaming with her face red.

He usually pulls out his knife and says, "You're being rude to me! I will pay for that head!” It's not weird to yell.

“Then Lord Leah. Can you hear the answer to that question? ”

“Ugh! Th-that's...”

“Leah, you don't have to overdo it. ”

“No, Your Majesty! I can do it! ”

Oh! I knew you were a hot-teacher type!

Lord Leah, who struggled so hard, said resolutely.

“My answer is, no. ”

“Why is that? ”

“Even if my soul and mind get into Mr. Ast's body, in other people's eyes, I'm Mr. Ast, not me. ”

Well, maybe you do, maybe you don't.

It is often included as a living organism, or I, but after death, the position of living in another body is profound.

Especially in this world, the classification is fantasy.

In the world where the soul exists, I was very curious about what happened to the soul of the original owner of this body.

If I took over where the original soul belonged, where did it go? Maybe they'll settle down in some weird place and come after us for revenge.

When I was a kid, I used to worry about this.

Of course, that was a very, very young time. It was a limited time when I had nothing to do.

because the average peasant, among other things, had a hard time putting his mouth to rest. I was busy farming.

There, when I was alive, the trend of fantasy was either because it was a trend to reincarnate something other than man, or because it didn't do anything to make me reincarnate, or because I only brought Debuff back to life. In novels, they also live well born with spiders, slimes, or knives!

I just need you to explain to me what happened in the past, and I need a masked demon to make it, sell it, and take the incentive.

It's so hard to have abilities in your past life or present life.

“Then, who is he? ”

“Yes?”

“Lord Leah's memory and soul have entered my body, and it is not Lord Leah. If so, is it me? ”

“Well, that... that's not it either. ”

“Then, if I enter Lord Leah's body, it is not me, either." So where have we gone, and who else has entered our bodies? ”

“Huh? Huh? What's that?”

Lord Leah comes back grunting again. She's a little cute.

I wanted to harass you so carelessly.

Stupid tastes like trouble.

She is the vassal escort of the Empress, so she will be honored by a noble family who will be named, but not arrogant and pure.

Perfect type of harassment. But this is not my profession, so it's a good place to quit sooner rather than later.

“Sir Leah's answer is in a sense correct. But that's not the answer in any other sense. Everything can be interpreted in some way. Nothing good or bad has ever been set in motion. Good, bad. Helpful, harmful. Excellent. Ugly. You interpret anything. You have already interpreted me in some way. And you will interpret everything I say again by judging the criteria you interpret. ”

“So, don't ask? ”

His eyes changed carelessly, pretending to be pure.

Honestly, that gleaming look in your eyes wasn't for the princess.

What do you say, boy cartoons and girl cartoons?

It was a blood-hot battle, and all of a sudden the protagonist and his male rival fell into a dangerous swamp starting with B.

I feel a little annoyed, by the way. It's good.

I'm going to make you so annoyed that you won't hit me on the neck like this, you're going to fire me!

“That's not what I meant. It's just, I know me. But I know you know that I'm not the one asking the questions you want. I want you to keep an eye on me and judge me. ”

Bow your head in accordance with the ritual learned by the trait.

Now, how are you going to get out? I have the courage to accept it unless it's the end of the warden's dew! You better fire him!

Just... just...

The princess's short finger begins to tap the table.

I glanced at it, and it seemed that the princess and Lord Leah were thinking of something.

But Lord Leah? May the princess's escort keep her eyes closed? Is this really necessary for a royal escort?

“Okay, I'll take that as an answer. ”

While seriously thinking that Howling might conquer the Imperial Court, the Empress said with a cheerful expression.

Hey, I shouldn't feel so good...

Get the hell out of here! We don't need incompetent civilians like you! I want you to fire him.

“Ah! I finally found it! If I reveal that each other's bodies have changed with Mr. Ast, everything will be fine! ”

“Oh, and I don't need my education. I need that stupid education. ”

“Hah... You're giving me such a difficult task. ”

“Aren't you both being too hard on me? ”

I resolved to see Sir Leah screaming for drainage.

Yeah, well, they're not gonna cut you right away anyway. So let's harass Lord Leah and make the princess sick of me and get fired!

And a year later, I was still not getting fired.

* * *

Good eye sight, good memory of useless work, and good at ulceration.

Here's a quick recap of my assessment of asthma.

First of all, I really like the idea.

I love it.It's annoyingly good.

So I don't let him stop until I find something I want him to, so I'm starting to get out while holding on to the right line.

“Your Majesty, eating carrots helps your eyesight. It is also good for skeletal maintenance, dental health, and has a warm nature, which is very beneficial for cold people as well. ”

“... If my eyes get worse, I can wear glasses, and my skeleton doesn't have a problem. The teeth are hard.”

“You still have to eat. A dish prepared by a hardworking Imperial Cook. ”

“Hey, Ast? I thought I told that chef not to put carrots in it. Did the chef change without me knowing it? ”

“No, there can't be that many good chefs, can there? because, of course, I asked them to add carrots. The eczema is not good. Ah, Lord Leah, for the record. Carrots are said to improve constipation and hair loss. ”

“Why are you talking to me and saying that to me, Mr. Ast? ”

Life is short, life is thick, right?

My mouth is itchy, but I can't say. No one knows the story, not even Leah, is around me.

No matter how peculiar he may be, I can't say it!

“I'm not eating! ”

“You're not a child. ”

“He's a kid.” “Children need to eat more nutrients to grow up. Because malnutrition affects body proportion. Isn't that right, Lord Leah? ”

“Why, why are you looking up and down at me? Are you trying to fight? Even if you are the royal steward, the noble insults are mediocre! ”

“Look, Your Majesty. If you don't eat carrots, you may lose confidence in yourself like Sir Leah. ”

“Khh! I'll kill you, I'll kill you! ”

His gaze shifts over Leah's chest as she folds into her 20s.

Flat, I know that a woman's breasts can appeal to a man.

But I don't really want to look like a man, and even if I did, I'd die 100% before I got there.

So, why is my hand naturally holding a carrot hand?

“Your Majesty?! Where did you decide to eat the carrots you hated so much? If that were my heart, I would question my loyalty to you. ”

“Leah, eating is not good. ”

“I'm not being eccentric! Before that, I love carrots! ”

“Ha, Ast. There's been a big mistake in what you said. I don't think I need carrots. ”

“I understand.”

“Are you both doing this to me?! ”

Leah is cute, blushing and screaming.

It's cute to be older than me, but cute.

He shed tears and said, "It's still growing!" There is hope, "or" Hee, there is hope... "Let's tell Leah that there is no hope, for example, of Leah's mother, sister and relatives.

“Ugh... The princess has changed... It's all because of Ast! ”

As a result, I ran out of the room in tears.

Aw, that's cute, Leah.

“You rang.”

“You've been ringing half the time. ”

“It is you who have finished. ”

“Of course. Ringing Leah is the happiest of my life. ”

My hands move naturally on the car on the table.

At first, I thought, "Why drink this bitter water?" But after taking Ast's provocation, I ended up drinking it as a habit.

Now I'm enjoying both flavor and aroma.

“It tastes good. ”

“It was airlifted this morning. It's better when grown directly in the Imperial Court. ”

“... That's strange. I thought this herb wasn't for Imperial use. ”

“Oh, I asked for your name, and they made it for me. Your Highness, I never thought we'd have a Herb Farm in three days. ”

“What?"

I wonder what he's talking about. Sometimes I think about it, but I do really stupid things without changing my face color.

“Hey, Ast. This is your favorite car, right? ”

“Oh, yes. You drink a lot too. ”

“Why do I drink this tea often? ”

Why I drink this tea often. It is.

“Of course it's because I ride a lot, right? ”

“Yes, I didn't drink tea very well in the first place! But there's an Imperial Herb Farm! It also produces Ast, your favorite variety? You think this is a coincidence? ”

“I don't think it's a coincidence. ”

“That means acknowledging that you ordered me to build a herbal field in my name for your own purposes? ”

“No, Your Majesty. I just told the Imperial Maids that you enjoy this car. ”

Are you crazy?

Even if Ast is my direct butler, he's only a year old and leaks faster underneath.

He borrowed my name now and made a tea field for himself.

Of course there's no evidence.

I just told the maids. However, telling the Imperial Maids is like spreading rumors throughout the Imperial Court.

He can't be aware of Maid Communications, which is especially prone to dissemination and dissemination. No madman has ever seen such a madman.

“Is there a problem? ”

“None.”

Well, there's no evidence, no alibi.

It's also true that I'm enjoying this car now.

And most of all, I love these lunatics.