Running Away From The Hero!

# 13 Their Reason: A Villain's Reason.

Let's be honest.

The opponent is a censor.

The sky of the sword, the master of swordsmanship, respected by all swordsmen.

I hate that there are so many crazy people in this world who want to fight, but I can't be one of those crazy people.

So I decided it was best to pretend to be moderately serious and lose moderately and leave a good impression.

But the damned Queen understands my intentions exactly.

'I didn't do it right.'

Why is it that I can understand it so accurately when I speak with a dull mouth?

'If you lose... You know that, right?'

And the piece of paper in my hand is a marriage certificate stamped with my seal.

Of course, it's a stamp created by the Empress, not by me, but officially recognized by the Empire.

None of my stamps do.

A stamp I didn't dig up is a formula.

It's not even a fake ID, is it? But how? It's a formula!

'Damn it.'

"I've already been in a commotion," he said, "but I can't help it because it's from the Imperial Court."

I tried to fuck the princess, but all I came back with was a satisfactory smile.

A smile that feels good even after being insulted. Indeed, it was a moment of serious concern that the hypothesis that all nobles had a perverted personality was correct.

Well, that's not really going to work unless the emperor gets shot in the head, but the moment I receive that, I will receive daily visits from assassins.

“Son of a bitch! ”

Thanks to this, I achieved an achievement that led me to say "son of a bitch" to a swordsman famous for being a cold-hearted and outstanding specimen of a swordsman.

“I had no choice. ”

“Bullshit!”

No, really.

Every cause is an evil princess giggling and laughing over there!

That wicked little boy is only 10 years old now.

The future is bright in any sense for the Empire.

“I've never been ridiculed like this... as a prosecutor in my life! ”

“I've never been ridiculed like this in my marriage report. ”

“Do you keep saying weird things! ”

Geez, no matter how much you carry around a princess, I've been given a very expensive paralytic poison.

The old man wields his sword so perfectly.

I don't think the guy called the Swordsman secretly uses magic....

Is it an organization? Is there corruption within the organization?

The only reason why superior paralytic poisoning is this effective is because of the defenseless misconduct inside the organization, right?

Dammit, even this place is defenseless!

“Grrrgh!"

Oh, I don't think so.

Fortunately, since your complexion is getting worse, the censorship seems to be more resistant to medicine than the bladder of tissue.

Then let's keep stalling.

“Are you being cowardly? I thought you said you were the prosecutor! ”

“I thought you said you were a prosecutor since you picked up the sword? I mean, he was literally the one with the sword. ”

“Hey, you! ”

“Oops, you must be mistaken. Why are you so mad at yourself? ”

The user scrapes its insides and flicks the retrieved dagger.

There are 22 Daggers left in total.

Most of them are small daggers made for impersonation, so they can't do much damage, but they can be time-consuming.

“Really?"

“Huh?"

Unless the Swordsman uses magic.

“Hey, don't use magic unless the opponent uses magic. Isn't that the irrelevant rule of those who inherit the name Censorship? ”

“Yes, but I'm not prosecuting and fighting, am I? ”

“Huh?"

“You said it yourself. You said you heard the knife, not the one I know. Thanks to you, the gates are wide open. That's right. Robbery doesn't mean he has a knife. Right?"

Green energy emanates from the body of the scabbard, giggling with a sinister smile.

Magically releases toxins from the body into the skin.

Possible skills that require a perfect understanding of your body and complete control of your magical power.

And when you meet a guy like me, it's a skill you have to excel at!

“Your Grace? I surrender. You crossed my line! ”

“Huh? It's your fault he crossed the line, isn't it? He's not a dangerous man. I'm not gonna kill you. ”

Say it now.

Because it's my education motto, do you know what that means the most?

You're not gonna kill me. You're not gonna kill me. You're not gonna kill me.

“Yes, young man. Do you think I would kill a young man on the road? ”

“Can you put that life away first and tell me? ”

Whether the paralytic poison has been drained out of my body or not, the sword that is now falling into the sword is targeting me.

“Do you really think the Census will kill someone who wants to surrender? ”

“You surrendered because you didn't know what you were going to do. ”

Huh, how inspiring.

Is that what you know exactly?

“I'll throw the sword away. ”

“Ah, Lord Ast! Don't throw it! I'll take it! I'll take it! Ser Ast, I may not know your sword, but I do. ”

No, my sword is a sergeant from the Imperial Court.Don 't you have this?

As expected, only your affections matter to the prosecutor!

‘Wait.’

A perfect scenario was created in my head for a moment.

“Your Majesty, can we really not quit? ”

Unlike before, Cencheon began to attack the Empress and my conversation.

This allows me to see how far I've fallen in love with inspection.

No... Likes or existed?

“That doesn't sound like Ast. Let's see how it ends.”

“Would you do that for me, Your Grace? ”

Three bags of rain left.

I used all the blades on the right side of my shoe, and there was only one left on my left foot.

My sword, a servant of the Imperial Court, is already lying on the ground.

That is, three bags of rain. One blade in my left shoe, and Lord Leah's sword in my left hand, are all my weapons.

But at this rate, no, with just one weapon, we can reverse this situation.

“Even if you get into a position now, will you let me?" ”

My first impression of grabbing a sword with both hands was already swung by a sword that had been blown to Andromeda, but my purpose was not sword.

“Gaaaaaah!”

“Huh?”

Lord Leah screams tremendously as the last blade of her left shoe is swiftly fired by the sword.

The way they looked at me, they called me The Bastard's Pose.

The point is that the tongue was excessively protruding with the knife's face held high.

“Ah, Lord Ast... What are you doing? I swear! There is no grudge against my sword! ”

Lord Leah tried to come at me with eyes filled with tears and grudges, but I glanced at her as she stepped forward.

Grandpa.

“Gaaaahhhh! Stop, stop! ”

“What a pervert……. ”

Lord Leah hurriedly stepping back and looking at us like that, the censor looks ridiculous.

And I looked at them and I said,

“Lord Leah! Defeat the Swordsman or your affections will be tarnished! ”

“It's really you! ”

“What is this nonsense...? ”

“Haha... Hahahaha! ”

“Your Majesty! Don't laugh at me! ”

Two absurd prosecutors and a 10-year-old kid who looks at the scene and smiles with tears.

Though it may seem loving to strangers, it is a shame to know that the objects are the first madwoman of the royal family, the youngest soddmaster of the empire, and the sky of the sword recognized by the continent.

“Ast, you're the best. ”

The empress who pretended to lift her thumb started laughing again, and seeing her like that, Lord Leah realized that there was no hope. She stared at me with the worst breath of life in the history of imperial life.

“Stop fooling around and leave my sword alone. The black inspection itself. Sir Ast is insulting me... I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Ser Ast! Come on, come on, that's it! ”

Ugh.

He loosened his belt slightly, pulled his trousers forward, and took a gesture to lower his sword there, and Lord Leah, who was giving up his life, began to back away with tears.

“Poetry, no! How could you do such a cruel thing? ”

“You……. ”

“Ugh, don't you come any closer. If you don't want to see a prosecutor's sword cruelly humiliated. ”

“Swordsman!”

“Ugh… this…. ”

This is probably the first time the Chevron of the World has ever seen such a madness.

Perhaps if the opponent were a man, he would try to cut my place off at the same time, but the opponent is Lord Leah.

A curiously naive and disturbing Lord Leah.

I assure you, I am competing with you and harassing Lord Leah.

As soon as this sword becomes dirty, Lord Leah may never hold it again!

“What a fucking situation……. ”

“You've been looking for a lot of dogs. Is there anything you've learned to curse other than using the word" dog "? ”

“You seem to know a lot of swearing. ”

Of course I do.

You've lived in a country with the highest Internet penetration rates, the origin of verbal creation?

I am able to teach the people of this world a new world of insults that only they know how to use.

“Of course.”

“Your Grace, you really should cut him off. How did you get into the Imperial Court before the next of kin? If you were a butler, you would have received a recommendation.What kind of family do you live in? ”

where it's an evil organization.

It's the specs that add up to good swearing in a vicious organization.

“Ugh... But it's still... funny. ”

The princess said that she could no longer laugh because of the pain, and the censer glanced at the sky and sighed without a sound.

If you look at it roughly, you'll see, "How did the empire get this far? ’I think that's what it means.

“Look, I'd like to quit, too. I live with five resignations hidden in my body. And one of them is consistently submitted to Imperial Human Resources for updating every time. ”

“Why is it up-to-date? ”

“As soon as I give my resignation because of someone who lives somewhere, I'm fine with it. ”

“Own it.”

That's too much, man.

I want to quickly go back to the organization and continue with my duties as instructor!

Not the imperial palace, where I don't know when I'll fly!

“I'm sorry, Swordsman! ”

“Haha... Haha... ”

Among the daggers that fell to the ground, Ser Leah starts threatening the sword, even if she picks up a common dagger that is not violent.

“Huh, aren't you doing it right? ”

“No, it's not shy either! So, come on! ”

“Huh-huh-huh. What a fine sword. Defend the Sun of the Empire. It was a white night to keep the night from coming. It's so beautiful, so dark and famous. But the white ones are naturally soiled. According to Lord Leah's actions, your white-knuckles may no longer be white. ”

“Ugh.”

The sword on the dagger gradually turns into a steel.

Where is the Sword Master? Where is the Sword Master? Where is the Sword?

“Lord Leah. ”

“I'm sorry, but White Yard... is my precious self. ”

“I know that... …. ”

Leah looks at each other with her lips clenched and her awkward cheeks.

And soon.

“As expected……. ”

“It's been a long time since I've used a sword. ”

Sword begins to form in the Sword of Sword Heaven.

Pure swordsmanship is the best swordsmanship, and for that reason it lacks the magical power, but there is no guarantee that those who are sold out are often named after the swordsmanship.

But the official inspection is not a sovereign master.

In such a situation, the Empire boasts of a place like this, using the sword you hid to confront the Princess of the Sword!

“Shit, I'm going to make popcorn from today. ”

Luckily, I know how to make popcorn.

With dried corn grains, oil, butter, and a little salt in it, even I can make it easy.

Even if I can't make caramel or carbonated beverages, it's still popcorn to watch.

Ask the chef to make an appropriate combination, since there may be a suitable car.

That was the moment I thought about it.

“Huh?"

With the feeling of time stopping, I was instantly able to realize.

I made a big mistake.

The thing I cared most about because I didn't have magic was my fuselage vision.

The magician was able to greatly enhance his physical abilities, and the Swordmaster, the pinnacle of the sword, was able to move at a speed that exceeded my limits.

That's the first one.

“Enough!”

The sword in your hand disappears.

It's unimaginable.

Deceptive technique that gives me the heedlessness to pretend to fight an opponent.

It's a very primitive technique, but Lord Leah is the one who used it.

Yes, this is the second one.

I can't believe Lord Leah didn't even think about using his bald hair to hit my back.

I didn't realize that the Queen Dowager's gaze had changed her, too!

“Well, let's do it. ”

And third, I never really thought that no matter how much I acted like a son of a bitch, the Swordsman would attack me empty-handed!

And finally.

“Damn it.”

“Huh?"

I didn't think I'd be able to see all the floors in front of that damned princess.