Running Away From The Hero!

After buying the chicken, we went straight home without buying anything else.

A typical two-story house with wooden floors just outside the town.

The advantage and disadvantage of living nearby is that everyone uses it as a field to grow crops except for one small hut nearby.

Of course, pursuing is a great advantage for me.

"Home!"

"Home!"

Open the door of the house along the back of the two little kids who are running to the top.

“Hehe, welcome. I've been waiting for you, Meln. ”

“Are you the inspiration? ”

As soon as I get home, I see an old man sitting as relaxed as his home.

I was amazed at the fact that he was next door to us for the first time.

“Grandpa!"

“Yes, yes, Elise! ”

Elise leaps into the inspiration's arms.

The old man hugs Elise like he feels good.

- He's a good man...

- Are you feeling sick?

- Pretty much.

A person living in this countryside is a good face, but his body is not good.

When I first saw her, I was perfectly fit to ask her if she had a dog, or if she was called a dog opener.

Unlike ordinary knights, who usually maintain their best physique through their magical powers.

Like me, the body is completed by training the body purely.

But the old man is now 30 years older than I am looking at the 50s.

Yes, the old man is maintaining his perfect body at the age of the late 70s!

Perfect enough to be called a grandfather, not a grandfather!

- The first time I saw her, I thought it was a witch's trap.

- I don't think she's going to save that kind of grandpa.

I thought I'd bring a sword or a sword from somewhere.

- You brought an old man named Censorship to screw the owner. I brought my current sword. I'm guessing it's not impossible to even master the sword.

- That's right.

It's a big deal when I see it. I have to go. What I wanted to do is go back in time.

The inspiration looked like the master of the hidden sword, but I only saw the way he raised his sword when cooking.

There's no way a prosecutor of that size hasn't held a sword in years.

Even I don't think of myself as a prosecutor, but I still practice the sword every morning. There's no way the old man would put it down.

“It was the right decision to buy four chickens. ”

“Hahaha, yes. That's right. I was afraid of Elise staring at me every time I got it. ”

“Yes, it's my grandfather's fault. No matter how bad it is to steal a single-person chicken! ”

“Yes, yes, this grandfather was sorry. ”

I listened to Elise's complaint, but the inspiration did not lose its loving smile.

“Now, what's the price, but I brought you some beer. ”

“Oh!”

Cheers, Cheers!

Beer in the world is mostly ale, so it doesn't feel like old times, but this inspiration is rarely the inspiration to make lager beer.

“Lager?”

“Mmmm... There's only one bottle of lager... ”

“There are only four chickens. ”

“... half of it is mine. ”

“I'll give you one. ”

“Good.”

We made a deal with the old man.

Now it's my turn!

“Assistant"

“Yep!"

Elise who quickly approached my side from the inspiration's arms was already a perfect battle outfit.

An apron essential for cooking and a hood to keep your hair out of place.

“Let the battle begin. ”

“Yep!"

Elise, in my solemn words, is Chuck! Continue saluting and wash your hands quickly.

Skilled Farmer by day, Skilled Cooking Attendant by evening!

What a perfect daughter!

“I'll trim the chicken. You sharpen the bread. ”

“Yep!"

I eat my breakfast with a familiar tease and start making leftover bread into powder.

“Let's see. ”

Four chickens in total.

All the spiritual worlds are suitable for chicken.

“Hmm……. ”

Squeak. Squeak. Screaming.

This chicken has already been groomed with feathers and entrails, but needs to be trimmed a little more to make the chicken.

Remove unnecessary parts and cut well to eat.

Chickens are cut into small pieces around their wings, legs, and breasts.

“We're all done, Commander! ”

“Excellent.”

And your daughter, who finished the battle at the perfect time, brings in finely ground breadcrumbs.

“Perfect.”

“Heheh……. ”

Bread crumbs that are so perfect that I want to stroke my head while cooking.

In such a short time, without a mixer, you can make such fine breadcrumbs.

Great talent!

“Okay, so from now on, Let's start dressing up the fries. ”

“Oh, it's beautiful... ”

Chickens in white underwear start to fall into the egg.

Looking at the wet chickens moistened with yellow color, I glanced at her eyes and covered them with breadcrumbs again.

“What about oil?"

“You're all set! ”

The magical power of Mahjong Chicken makes even iron work.

I can't believe you know the name of the Chicken in metal. Is he that unusual, or is the mascot of the chicken that great?

“Seems like the right temperature. ”

Spray a little dough to check the temperature of the oil.

Good temperature.

“Here we go then. ”

Cheerio!

“Ah……. ”

As soon as the chicken enters the oil, I look at her shaking body and start to think that it's a little dangerous, but soon, I turn my eyes to the chicken that starts frying with the sound of fried hemorrhoids.

Frying is the temperature and time of life.

If you miss the timing a little, you may get stuffed or the crumbs on the outside burn.

even if they don't know how to make soy sauce or pepper paste or miso.

Even if you fail to make kimchi!

This chicken bay... should be succeeded with the pride of the last Korean!

“Hiya!”

Fried with grease, the chickens start dancing in the oil.

“Dad is cool... …. ”

Today in agriculture, my daughter was scolded, but I can't do that here!

“All right, first round done! ”

Two chickens are crispy fried.

But I'm still not fully familiar with it.

Once the other two chickens are inside, place the appropriate knife in the chicken.

Then take out the other two chickens and put them in a second batch of oil!

This results in a perfect chicken.

“Chicken is done. ”

“Chi, Chi God……. Chubby.”

One for Elise, who's drooling a little.

He sits on a table and hands one to an iron bucket holding a fork in both hands.

“Here you go."

“Thank you.”

And soon the chicken will be ready, one by one, to the old man. And place the fries together and the sauces that we made in advance.

This completes the perfect chipmunk party.

“Thank you for the meal! ”

“I'll eat well! ”

First, young people who don't drink start attacking Chickens.

Looking at them like they were cute, me and the old man started pouring beer into their glasses.

“Well, shall we try it? ”

“Good.”

Tak!

A beer comes into my neck with the sound of a wooden cup clashing.

I wasn't naturally a fan of alcohol, but I wasn't one who didn't eat it.

I was just careful to have a drink because I didn't know when or where someone would come after me.

But it's different now.

I don't think... anyone is chasing me anymore.

He's hiding well enough.

I've already lost a lot of money in Eugracia, so I'm being careful.

I haven't found any hidden funds, but I have the power to live quietly so that I don't feel uncomfortable building a farm.

Yeah, I got too greedy.

I could have lived with this much money.

And by accident, I got even a cute daughter who doesn't seem to have any hidden history.

Beer and chicken for old times' sake.

“You're happy.”

“Khh... Right. ”

“Dad... Me, too... ”

“No! ”

Boom! Boom!

Slightly slaps Elise's hand against the glass of beer.

“Hehe……. ”

“No more booze!”

“Growing up ~”

I looked at the glass with teary eyes, but it's still early.

Of course, it may not taste like anything for a child to drink, but Elise may have a knack for drinking.

I can take as many injections as I want from my sweet daughter, but it's too early to drink.

“Hahaha. Yeah. Elise is still young enough to drink. ”

“Woof……. Eli is good at farming now... ”

“It has nothing to do with that. ”

It was so cute to have my lips puckered.

“Hou.”

When I put three fries in the mouth that popped out, I smiled brightly while chewing the filth.

“Is it good?”

“Delicious!”

The old man smiles and pours a cup with the chicken in his mouth, smiling as if his lips were puckered.

“I don't know about chicken, but you can always make more fries, so eat as much as you want. ”

“Yes!”

The harvest of potatoes is almost over.

There is no concept of pesticide here, so if you wash it thoroughly and fry it immediately, the fries will be delicious.

“Hmm. I knew French fries would go well with beer. ”

“Potatoes are such a versatile ingredient that they can be used in any food. ”

“When I realized that through Elise, it felt like my life had been in vain. ”

The old man laughs and eats french fries with beer.

Lager beer had already been finished for a long time, but there were a lot of ale so I could drink it.

“Khh……. I just changed the beer, but it tastes different. ”

“Just dipping the sauce will change the flavor. ”

“Yes!”

The beer disappears in an instant as the cup and cup clash.

It's not high, but when have I ever come to this world and had a proper drink?

Of course, I didn't drink during the mission, and even if I was guarded, I couldn't drink alcohol without knowing when my disciples might get stabbed.

The same is true of the Empress who was looking for an opportunity to screw me over in the Imperial Court.

I only remember sipping a glass of wine or two at some dinner.

Therefore

“I'm already dizzy. ”

I had heard the sound of a drunk in my previous life, and it became a drink that only poured out into a few beers.

“You're weak. ”

“I'm sorry."

I lower my head slightly to the inspiration looking at me and preach the words of forgiveness.

Nothing beats a knockout when the two of you drink.

The master who used to teach swords used to say that.

Of course, the master was not a man's wine, so his disciples turned and couldn't win.

I'm starting to feel like my mind is falling to the bottom of the sleep.

If I fall like this, I'll be able to sleep comfortably...

"Then Elise will deal with you!"

The sound of Elise's voice fades as I fall.

“Are you in trouble?”

“Oh, Dad? ”

I pointed my finger at Elise, who had frozen against the one who reached for my cup, and said to the iron pick.

“Ah, honey balm. ”

“Oh, Dad? Please, that's it! ”

Seeing Elise starting to weep, I felt weak at the moment, but I had to eat my heart out.

If you ask me if I'm too late, my child's habits get worse.

Now is the time for the coolness of the old Instructor era!

“Bad sister, huh? ”

“Hey, sis? Well, I was wrong! I didn't do anything wrong! I'm not going to ask you to drink until I'm an adult! ”

“It's too late! ”

“Ahhhh!”

Eventually, I started following behind Elise, who was running away crying.

Keeping an uncatched distance from the punishment for a long time, I started to fall asleep again when I saw the iron chasing after Elise.

“Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! ”

“Ahhhh!”

“Kuhahaha!”

A hard table full of oil, but I slowly let my eyelids become heavier listening to the screams of the children and the laughter of the inspiration.

Today was another peaceful day.