Saikyou Juzoku Tensei ~Cheat Majutsushi no Slow Life~

Two stories, Phage fierce men. ①

Meir and I were visiting a tavern in Phage territory, the dwarf's lair.

I'm not here to pick up a meal, though.

We stood outside the store, peering into the window and watching what was going on inside.

Meir squirms with both hands on the window.

"... he's here today."

"Sounds like..."

Behind the counter at the tavern, there was a man who kept drinking in silence.

To a disappointing body, purple blue and white hair divided between left and right.

The man who turns his face bright red and weeps woefully, as he remembers from time to time, stirs up the liquor as if to scratch it off, is nothing more than a legendary adventurer, a collector.

We're here to observe the collectors.

It was somewhat pathetic, so I even brought him to Phage territory, but now the collectors look unstable.

Though there are no more treasures or weapons, the power of collectors is not comparable to that of ordinary people.

If something suddenly bursts out, it could lead to catastrophe.

That's why I decided to check with the collector for suspicious behavior for a while.

"Customer… please give me a break every day, day to night. You don't even have the money, do you?

A lady clerk in an apron who has carried the dish sees the collector with pitiful eyes.

The collector seems to have gotten in a bad mood for her words, beating his fist at the counter and getting up.

"Money! You're kidding! Who do you think I am? I don't, I don't! He's a legendary adventurer! Until now, I had enough money to buy everything in this country for my liquor! Until now!

also, give up already......

Isn't there plenty of practice yet?

If it's your asset, Mr. Chaos swallowed it, broke it down into particle units, and sent it across dimensions.

Whether I cry or laugh or be angry, I'm not returning it anymore.

"... you can be a legendary adventurer or a legendary bourgeoisie or whatever, but then sometimes you pay for it with your own money. Adventurer support, they're a little short on manpower. I have such a good physique... there will be something I can do or something. Whatever you want, I'll talk to you..."

"Now you're telling me to work hard and earn a dime for my dicky day labor! How rude of me, little girl!

The collector exposes his anger and stuffs him to the clerk, but he is not frightened by the clerk and is just sighing like he was frightened.

Totally unbelievable.

I'm just treated like a gorot of bad nature.

"We're handing out special registration cards at the Phage Adventurer Support Center right now. Anything that quantifies the magic and muscle power of a subscriber...... It was conceived by an amazing alchemist who saved this territory, but wouldn't you be interested? Why don't you just register? I feel like working as is..."

"Ha! I don't know where the common law is, but you're a huge alchemist! You think it's a magic quantification? I wouldn't have a hard time with that. Child deception and the market are known. It's only a joke that a legendary alchemist is here in the first place, but there's a dumb-ass who's making it wider without even knowing it."

"Let it be, because people are in good faith......!

The clerk was exposing his frustration to collectors who cared but didn't fit in at all.

"It's okay, Ella. I'll pay for Mr. Shue."

Sitting beside the collector, a blonde laughs at the clerk and invites the collector back to his seat.

Her name is Iris.

He is the only one who can't be blamed by himself for calling the collector Mr. Shu.

He was originally a merchant affiliated with the city's chamber of commerce in Ashim.

However, when the Chamber of Commerce asked me to visit Phage Territory's price survey, I was caught up in the Nargarn commotion and I couldn't go home, and they were completely tamed with the territory as it was, and they still remain in the land after Nargarn was crusaded.

Someone with a laid-back atmosphere, but he was young and trustworthy within the Chamber of Commerce, not to mention the money he had accumulated quite a bit.

She said it was a small part of what she had brought to Phage territory, but there's nothing about how she's unfettered with money.

"Mr. Shu, you've been a great adventurer. I've been having a really hard time, and now it's just, like, a long vacation in my life, right?

Illis speaks kindly to the collector.

She said Illis also worked quite a bit stuffed with roots when she was based in the city of Ashim, so maybe there's something empathetic about the collectors looking exhausted.

"Isn't Illis well aware! I like it, when I wonder about it, I'll give you 10,000 times the price of the liquor I was rebuilding! I don't vomit lies. At best, keep it on the books."

"Look, Ella. That's what Mr. Shue would say, isn't it?

That's the guy you won't care about forever.

"Shh, the collector seems happy and above all..."

Say it like Meir gave up half the time.

"Legendary adventurer, you're totally just a hippo. You know what, alle?"

Collectors have been doing this ever since they came to Phage territory.

The first day, Ella, a clerk who sympathized with the collector's crap, said she voluntarily changed the collector's meal bill, but she had a priori who was kicked out of the store once because it lasted three days, naturally.

From all around, he is recognized as a delusional former adventurer Gorotsuki who drowned in alcohol because of something sad.

Seems seriously clean for being ridiculed by a drunk in a liquor store once in a while, but I've never complained about violence, so I've never developed into a problem yet.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't care whenever I see a drunk teasing me that he's a 'forensic bastard', who knows how to behave in a mood shop at a collector's witch tower.

This one hurts.

It's just that collectors don't mind looking at me when I'm young, so it's kind of a painting just because I'm sad about it in the corner of the tavern.

For that reason, I don't seem to have any problems with the person I talk to and the parasitic destination.

You... you drank three cups of Amrita for that?

It's time for the elves to yell in.

"Well... at this rate, it doesn't seem like a problem... ah"

Suddenly the collector looked back at this one, so his eyes met.

When I laugh lovingly, the collector looks wide open and stares at me.

I pulled Meir's hand and quickly fled the scene.