Save the world from Luffy

"It's too early then."

Luffy pressed his straw hat to prevent it from being blown away by the aftermath of the sound.

"Nami, let's go! Where is the next stop?"

Unlike a few big men who were full of excitement, Nami looked sadly at the great nautical chart from Bucky, and was at a loss for what to do with the wiggly corrections.

"The compass is broken!"

Nami collapsed and sat on the chair, shaking her beloved compass vigorously, trying to get it back to normal.

"I can't point out the direction at all, what can I do."

The uncle janitor who was smiling beside him narrowed his smile and frowned and spoke.

"It seems that you just came here without knowing anything. Is this going to die?"

"I can't stand it."

At this moment, the old man seemed to think that he had just missed it, and it was not a wise choice to come to the great route recklessly.

"As I said, all common sense does not apply to this sea area, and that compass is not broken."

"Is that a magnetic field?"

Nami asked carefully, the compass in her hand was still drawing circles.

"Yes, because the islands and even the seabed in the great route contain extremely rich minerals, the magnetism of this route is extremely abnormal."

"The ocean currents and sea breeze have no fixed movement. It is like a chaotic vortex. If you enter it casually, you will definitely lose your way and be buried in the sea."

"You are a navigator, you should understand how terrible this is."

"Then you must know the solution to this problem, right, grandpa!"

Nami blinked her big eyes and turned into an extremely cute Namiko speaking to the uncle janitor.

"Help me please, please"

The strong man who has gone through the storms, the strong man who wanders in this great sea on a boat, even if he is old now, even if he no longer has the vision to go to sea, facing such a situation, he is at all...

"No problem, Little Nami."

Reaching out and rubbing Nami's orange hair, the old man's face showed a pampering smile like a granddaughter.

"If you want to sail on a great sea route, you need to record pointers. It is a special compass that can record magnetism."

The well-behaved little thief cat squinted. No one can resist Namiko's acting like a baby, no one!

"Where is this special compass?"

As soon as Nami's voice fell, not far from them, the two little gangsters who had been tied up with five flowers spit out the gag cloth in their mouths and shouted, "I have it here!"

"boom"

Along with their yelling, a huge explosion sounded and black smoke rose.

When the smoke dissipated, Lu Fei with a little black smoke appeared in front of the two.

"If you want to kill, this kind of gunpowder is enough, bah"

He vomited the gunpowder residue that he didn't know how to run into his mouth, holding two strange weird creatures that were scorched by the explosion.

One is like a vulture and the other is like a beaver. The tattered clothes make these two guys look very different.

"You two, do you want to get on the grill?"

The Great Demon King Luffy showed a grim smile.

"I don't know if vulture and beaver meat are good."

"Sanji!"

He yelled to his chef.

"what happened?"

"If you pluck the hair, you have to scald it with boiling water first, right, do you have any boiling water."

"Yes, I'm planning to cook the soup before boiling it."

The vulture beavers who were squeezed by Luffy's head couldn't even open their mouths. After hearing this cruel treatment, they struggled desperately regardless of the danger of losing their hair.

"Mr. 9, this is unlucky, right?"

"Yes, Miss. Wednesday, I should have read it right."

The two caterpillars looked at each other and swallowed hard.

"Ah quack"

The terrible cry rang out, and Luffy started the process of scalding and plucking hair quickly.

"Luffy, I heard that vultures eat carrion... are you sure?"

Usopp looked at the screaming vulture whose hair had been slashed and whispered to Luffy.

"Huh? It's so disgusting, then forget it, get out."

Throwing aside the half-bald vulture, watching him stumble and flee desperately, the beaver who was the next target was about to faint.

The hot steam and the bonfire burning beside him made him sober.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuu"

The beaver whose mouth was pinched by Luffy resisted hard with its small arms and legs, but...it was useless for eggs.

"You don't need to scald the hair, just peel the skin directly, the beaver should be edible, right?"

"Crack"

There was another big fat and thin piece of meat on the grill.

A large iron plate was placed in front of the little thief who claimed to be Mr.9 and Miss. Wednesday.

"I'm not a devil either, my saliva is all over the place, I think you should be hungry too, here, eat first, and talk about it when you are full."

"Sorry for bad luck."

"But you are really fragrant."

Mr.9 was obviously too hungry, and with tears in his mouth he ate all the beaver-like pieces of meat on the plate.

Accepting Miss. She covered her mouth on Wednesday and didn't dare to open her mouth. She just asked for a piece of water, washed her face blackened by gunpowder, and barely cushioned her belly.

"How can you let a beautiful lady eat Luffy's unpalatable food."

"Dear lady, the sea chef Sanji is here for you."

The nature of the sea king drove Sanji to stop the movements in his hands, and instantly transformed from a prisoner into a little princess Miss. Wednesday was somewhat flattered and looked at this gentleman-like blond boy in front of him.

"Thanks...thanks."

She was so moved that she was about to cry. The ups and downs of her life took turns in this short period of time, and her heart was mixed and complicated.

She glanced at Luffy gratefully, presumably all this was ordered by this man...

I heard that some kidnapped people will feel a wonderful gratitude when the kidnappers show some preferential treatment to them. This is the legendary Stockholm syndrome.

Obviously, Miss. got some tricks on Wednesday...

Sanji's eyes gradually deteriorated, but soon, after a casual smile on Miss. Wednesday, the spring breeze warmed up instantly, and everything became as if it had never happened.

Who calls him a gentle sea king?

"If you want pointers, we have it, right? Mr.9."

Miss. spoke to Luffy and them on Wednesday after simply filling her stomach.

Mr. 9 raised his face from the plate and nodded.

"Well, the pointer is here... er... no more..."

He stared blankly at the left hand with only one strap, and shivered somewhat at a loss...

"Hiccup"

Untimely full hiccups popped out of his mouth, and big beads of sweat rolled down.

"Listen to me, I really did! But it was blown to pieces by the unlucky people, please believe me!"

"Bangbang Bang"

Using Thomas's kowtow method, Mr.9 kowtowed his head frantically, for fear that he would meet with Hades in the next second. The group of guys in front of him, but there is nothing to provoke, especially the grinning one with a straw hat Man...

It's not even unlucky!

Uh... but it's so unlucky... It's so good to eat

"Don't worry, there will always be a way."

Luffy hugged the back of his head and said indifferently, being indifferent to loss and calm to gaining, there are some things that are useless for you to force.

Before going to sea, Luffy had already understood this truth. He was obviously the son of the world. Why would Ace be able to get a hand of King Bomb, but he was a bad card like 345789 that could not be connected together?

The fanciful Luffy is already guessing what kind of flavor the Ace frame, transformed into a fire dragon, will be grilled on the fire...

Dragon meat...glutton!

At this moment, a soft little finger poked Luffy in the back.

"That... Mr. Luffy, as far as pointers are concerned, I have them here too..."

A soft and weak voice came, and Sanji, who was attentive to Miss. Wednesday, stiffened, and two huge hearts were about to pop out of his eyes, and the sound was about to make his head go up high.

"Jojo? Where did you go? I haven't come out now..."

"No! Yes!"

Sanji left Miss. Wednesday's hand, and came to Luffy with a special effects-plated rose in his mouth. Using Luffy as a support pillar, he held his chest and handed out the rose with affection.

"Miss Jojo, you..."

"You scumbag Sea King, what are you doing!"

"Boom"

Fed up with this lewd cook, Nami turned into a super Nami without hesitation. The Iron Fist of Love relentlessly added a small horn to Sanji.

"No problem! Leave it to me!"

Sanji was miraculously immune to Nami's iron fist with his love for power generation, and returned to the kitchen at a speed that Sauron couldn't keep up with his horse, and quickly began to get busy.

Jojo, who was dressed correctly, is no longer the image of the big brother with the exaggerated pectoral muscles. After releasing some kind of restraint, Nami even looked a little narrow in the clothes that just fitted...

All the women in this world are really hidden.

Luffy sighed involuntarily.

"For pointers, I happen to have one here."

Reaching out and digging out her chest, she held a ball-shaped pointer in her hand.

"Our World Huanhai Weekly is preparing to conduct a personnel inspection and reorganization of the branches of Sihai and Great Sea Route. I did not expect to encounter the Gulundo Pirates at the first stop in the West Sea. Everyone except me was killed. ."

"Thanks to Mr. Lu Fei, I can be saved. This is a small thank you gift. Please accept it."

The record pointer will be dangling...not right...the record will be round and round...

Anyway, the pointer was handed over to Nami for safekeeping, and Luffy accepted the gift.

"But Jojo, aren't you a trainee reporter, why would you follow?"

"My father is the president."

"Being a reporter is just because I want to personally familiarize myself with all the business of the newspaper, so..."

"That's it, but can you hold Nami?"

Luffy didn't dare to move at all, really didn't dare to move, now this situation is really dilemma...

The soft flesh of his right waist was already wailing in pain, but his left arm was cheering and shouting: not enough...

"Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry, I can't help but..."

Jojo bowed and apologized, so scared that Luffy grabbed the little turkey standing on Usopp’s nose to go to school, and stuffed it into Jojo’s arms, giving her something to hug and feel at ease. .

It's really hard to be a human...

Under Sanji's fire-breathing eyes, Luffy pulled a chair exhausted and sat down, sighing long.