Why didn't you call me!!

Hyah!

One day, when I was back on Earth, there was an incoming call from the captain's phone, and all of a sudden I was yelled at.

I've only given this phone number and mail address to a very small group of people... ah!

"Scholar Sensei...."

"I heard from a government official!I hear you've been collecting a lot with mercenaries in other worlds.Why didn't you call me!! "

Ah ~, I'm not interested in fights, but when it comes to collecting...

But, well, it's terrible to keep your voice down here and leave it alone until it helps someday.Sampling and so on would have been what scholars wanted to do most...

This is my fault...

"I'm sorry! The battle was the main thing this time, so I couldn't put my teacher, a valuable human resource, in any danger...."

"Uhh... I see. Then I can't help it...."

Fufu, this is horrible!

Researchers are vulnerable to being honored for their accomplishments and to being highly valued and respected for their abilities.Especially if you're not used to it....

This teacher is appreciated for his work with the government, but he may not be able to talk to outsiders about the government's work, and I don't think politicians or military personnel are very accustomed to these obvious compliments.

Anyway, even though I haven't done anything yet, I think the time may come for you to help me with that expertise.Instead of a consultancy fee, you might want to pay something.

Hmm...

"I'm really sorry. Next time, make sure to make up for this....."

"Hmm, thank you!"

And after a little chat, end the call.

Ah ~, facial connections are important...

Speaking of which, I haven't seen you in a while.



"Mitsuha, actually, please...."

"The role of Princess Witch of the Soldier of God is over, so please call me as usual!"

I was worried that there might be some problems with post-war processing, and when I looked at Princess Lemia a few days later, I was suddenly told that.

"So, what's the problem? You kicked all the neighboring countries in the mouth saying," Regarding the pact of peace, I respect the will of the Princess Witch who was withdrawn from the Imperial Army. "Luckily, my transfer of the messengers stopped me before the reinforcements from all over the country left, so you said the gratuity was very small. "

"Yes, thanks to you...

Mitsuha's secret envoy was transported, so there was no country where the army was already in motion when the announcement of the suspension of the reinforcement request was received.Most of them were in a state of seeing what they were going to do during the meeting without doing anything.

In other words, there is not a single country that actually decided to send reinforcements to our country, and there will be no shameful imitation that demands something now.The military and some aristocrats will make noise..... "

Well, I guess so. If the royal family exposes itself to disgrace, it is the shame of the country.Considering how you can see it from other countries, you can't say anything strange.We're not sending reinforcements anyway.

Well, since I sent an envoy requesting reinforcements after confirming that the Empire had begun an invasion of the country, there are circumstances in which it was almost too late for the envoy to arrive and be informed.

The messenger who requested the cancellation arrived instantly with the transfer, so I really didn't have much time to deal with it.In some countries, envoys requesting reinforcements have not yet arrived....

"And I don't know who's asking where, so Mitsuha's way of calling me...

I asked you to lead the Soldier of God to protect our country. If you think that the great hero of the Savior, the Princess of Thunder, treated her lower than yourself, it would be a terrible thing.... "

Ah...

Until the other day, I was a princess of one country, acting as king, far superior to me as a countess of another country, but I can't help it....

Until now, the princess of thunder and the great hero of the Savior were only "for our country", but now it's also for this country...

"So, if the Empire is in the state of a 'dog that fell into the water' and other countries don't make extra remarks, then what the hell do you want me to do...The Empire didn't say anything rude, did it? "

"Yes, what I'm asking you for is... a victory celebration."

Haah?

According to Princess Lemia, the war began without the knowledge of the majority of the people, and ended without the knowledge of the majority of the people, so it does not lead to the popularity of the current regime.

What the hell...

Indeed, only some of the inhabitants of King's Landing were watching the helicopter launch, and no one saw the scene of the battle.Even if you say 'it's a war' and 'it's a win' with just words, you won't feel it.

And we have zero casualties, no loot, no territory seized so far.

Well, there's going to be some sort of compensation in the peace talks that are going on.

Even though there was zero human damage, the villages and towns that were on the march route a day from the border were plundered and damaged, and the place where the battle took place was in a mess.To Omake, this country has to pay me a commission.... a lot of damage.

And since the Empire was so stuck in reckless behavior, there can be no money to pay as compensation or wheat to replace money.If you forcibly take it away, you will starve to death.That's right, the country that goes so far... in this world, but at least it doesn't seem so ruthless.

"That's why I want to make the people aware of the situation, celebrate papa ~, and banza ~ come, so that they won't complain about the damages received from the Empire and the payment to Mitsuha.

What we really need for this is an appeal from the soldiers and the princess and the witch, saying, "I was protected with the help of the gods, don't complain!The mental pressure (pressure)...

Besides, it's true that all the people want to thank the soldiers.

It is not permissible for the people to fight for our country while not publicizing it widely or celebrating it with everyone! "

Ah...

I can't help but be convinced by Princess Lemia's explanation, and if the purpose is to "reduce the amount of compensation claimed so that there are no starving people in the Empire"....

"Alright, if that's why I'm here, I'll help. I don't need the price."

Really!

Oh, no! He's blinking his eyes, putting his hands together and acting like a drama!

"Of course, free (free) is only about celebrations.I'm going to have to pay for the battle the other day.

This is because it costs a lot of money to consume the artifacts, to use the Ukifu pontoon, to pay maintenance fees, and to pay labor costs.It's not free for soldiers to work, it's free! "

"... of course, I know, that much!"

That's right, wasn't it that much?

But it's not personal, it's okay for the country to cover the mud, and the villain won't quit, this kid.

... but I already know how to treat Princess Lemia, there's no blind spot!

Don't be alarmed!

Fuhahaha!



"So I'd like you to call a helicopter team...

Of course, there is no request fee or participation fee. "

"What is it, what is it..."

Yeah, I don't know if you suddenly tell me without explanation.

"The princess said she had to do an event to deceive herself that she was a victorious country and couldn't get any compensation....."

"... okay, I understand. Whether you lost too much or won too much, it's the same everywhere."

That's right, Captain, I think I have enough knowledge and experience to look around.

After all, hard-workers are different...

"Also, since the helicopter alone doesn't look good, let out the light armored motor vehicles and trucks.Take the men who didn't take part in the fight.... "

"What the hell... I see! I see!I can't parade with a helicopter.... "

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Well, good to hear from you!