Scholar’s Advanced Technological System

Scientific research funding is an interesting topic. Given the system of spending domestic scientific research funding, if there is a balance at the end of the project, not only will no one praise you, but it may be approved instead.

What should we do?

If it's a huge technology solution, just buy it, so to speak, "Raid spending”.

Not enough laboratory supplies? It doesn't matter, set a small target first, buy it a year's stock, this topic won't run out, the next one goes on. Which major factory has new equipment? Buy it back and throw it in the warehouse until you have time to study how to use it.

You can spend money to do big things. Not only can no one call you a loser, but you can also be praised. Although the management of scientific research funds has improved in recent years, it is still far from changing… Of course, these operations are limited to well-funded “big bosses”. If you want to report a ticket to the “Little Boss" who doesn't have the resources to do the project, you don't have to be scolded.

As for science, it's a little difficult.

Especially when it comes to mathematics, I'm afraid the biggest expense is meeting, communication and travel, and the cost of the pages of the second journal. I accidentally applied for more funds for scientific research. It's not easy to find a printer. Can't the printer break once a day?

The ship didn't think much of it at the time, and the state approved 1.6 million and he signed it. Neither did the approver expect that he would finish this big subject in a year.

According to the process of spending money on vertical subjects, the money goes to school first, whether you use it or not, the school applies for a separate account in your name and charges a XX percent management fee, and when you need to use the money, you take the invoice and report it, and then the school puts the money in your account, or gives you cash.

In other words, the money has been sent out of the country's pockets, no matter what.

If you don't run out...

The audit will definitely spray you, “So you applied for so much yarn? ”

Thinking about it, the Ark did not think about how to deal with this huge balance of scientific research funds.

Finally, he suddenly thought of someone.

Professor Lee Rong-eun, who had taken him on a project before, seemed to have a lot of experience in this area.

After dinner, the ark returned to its bedroom.

As soon as I entered the door, I brushed my eyes and looked this way.

I was a little embarrassed to be seen, and the ark coughed softly, "Look at me for what I do, for what I do. ”

Huang Guangming raised his hand: “Elbow, can I touch your medal? ”

Ark: “Go ahead, it's in the trunk. Feel free to borrow it and go to sleep. ”

Huang Guangming quickly rose and walked towards the suitcase next to the wardrobe.

Coming over silently, Stuart patted the shoulder of the ark and said with emotion: "Yes, elbow, I only saw you on the wall at the beginning of the year, you hung up on the door less than a year ago... nothing said, when did you graduate? We'll put a table in front of the door for you! ”

Liu Rui, sitting next to him, nodded vigorously in agreement.

Let's get out of here!

You can't hurt yourself all day!

“What's wrong with that?” The Ark is embarrassed to laugh and say that it is not polite to act, "… I will probably graduate next semester, but after going to the US in December, I probably won't be back much. Or the end of November? ”

Liu Rui stood still and asked: "To America? Another academic presentation? ”

The ark shook its head: "No, I'm not going to report it this time, I'm just going over there to get an award. ”

Just hanging a picture of the medal of the Chen Province Mathematics Award around his neck, as soon as the little bitch heard this, her subconscious asked: “Still awarding? What's the prize this time? ”

Ark: “Cole Mathematics Award. ”

Upon hearing the name, Liu Rui sucked in a breath of cool air, obviously knew how to do it.

And Stone and Huang Guangming looked at each other, obviously the first time they heard about it.

After all, they're doing applied mathematics, not pure mathematics. It's hard to say if they'll do mathematics in the future. For a few grand prizes in mathematics, they also know Chen Province and Hua Luog Awards in China, Filtz, Abel, Wolf Awards abroad, etc.

Even though he didn't want to look like an outsider, Stuart couldn't help but be curious and poked Liu Rui in the arm and asked: “This award… how much did you get in the country? ”

“I don't know,” Liu Rui shook his head with a complicated expression, “Domestic... no one seems to have taken it yet. ”

Stuart: “…”

Huang Guangming: “…”

Eh...

Why aren't you talking?

……

Early the next morning, as usual, the ark woke up early, but lately it was so tired that it was rare to relax that it lay on the bed for a while.

As soon as I didn't notice, I slept until noon.

Waking up for lunch in the cafeteria, the ark went straight to the carbon nanomaterial laboratory on the clear corner of the campus, and found Professor Ron Lee, who was conducting electrode material experiments, to talk to him about the balance of scientific research funds.

“What about the balance of scientific research funds?” When he heard the question, Professor Lee Rong-eun stood still and asked, “How much do you have left? ”

The Ark was embarrassed and laughed. "Almost 1,6 million..."

When he first evaluated tens of thousands of people, the school waived his management fees, and all 1.6 million of them went to his account.

Upon hearing this number, Lee Rong-eun almost choked on his own saliva.

“Cough! Aren't you completely useless? You... are saving the country too much money. ”

He was trying to talk about losers, but he did.

The ark coughed dry and said, "It's mostly unnecessary. ”

The only time this funding was paid was for the publication of papers in the Journal of Mathematics. The expenses of travelling to Switzerland were paid by the Lu Academician, who did not find the opportunity to spend until his return.

“Let's see, this is the project that Wanqing came down with. It's sort of a vertical project. You have so much left, you're afraid that you'll have to go back and get approved.” Ron Li touched his chin for a while and said, "Then... let's see if we can fit a printer or change our own computer. If we can't afford to spend enough, we can return it. There's also a problem with messy flowers. It's the end of the year, what have you been up to? The raid cost money, not the last two months! ”

As soon as the heart of the ark moved, he asked, "Where's the other expensive one? ”

Professor Li Rong-en laughed and said: "Computers are fine, it's like adding laboratory equipment, not buying a car to buy a house. You can choose the most expensive one with confidence! As long as the invoice is fine, the audit will not be too hard on you. ”

In Professor Lee's opinion, how much can a computer cost?

Hundreds of thousands of pieces.

He went up a million dollars to replace any equipment, and it wasn't just that much money to get someone to repair it.

The ark went on to say, "Can I get a part of it? For example, buy a computer, spend part of it on research, and part of it on your own money. ”

“Change the computer and make up for it inside?” Lee Rong Eun stood still, "What kind of computer do you buy for so much money? ”

“Not much, either,” the ark laughed embarrassingly, "just over two million. ”

Ron Li: “…”