Sekkusu & danjon! ! ~ Wagaya no chika ni, H kaisū = reberu no danjon ga shutsugen shita

"... Speaking of which, what kind of people are Kehei's father and mother?

One day after school, our living room.

We're still gathered today to explore the dungeon... but before that, I was just taking a cup of tea, and Natsuno inadvertently threw such a question here.

The other three seem a little interested.

Everyone seemed to wonder what kind of family people had grown up in.

"Uh-huh..."

But I don't answer right away, I put my arms together and think a little.

Is that your father and mother......

In a nutshell, it's 'the people who are flying', but how can I describe it so that they understand how it is flying?

In the meantime, I decided to start talking from an episode when I was a kid.

"Well, I guess it didn't feel enthusiastic about parenting. He took care of us to a certain extent, but he was basically lethargic... leaving me as a kid and going on a lot of adventures."

"... Hmm"

Dr. Harumachi looks complicated in my words.

From the standpoint of being a teacher, I guess our parents' parenting policy is something we don't really agree with.

Harumachi Sensei especially thinks of the students, and perhaps not even easier to admit.

And Natsuno, too, looked a little sad.

You seem pretty sympathetic to me because you know the loneliness of my parents being away.

"... but it wasn't all bad. He made me hear a lot about what happened ahead of him, and all of the stories were pretty interesting. Maybe they were just bragging about it."

As I explain, the edge of my mouth naturally rises.

Those guys looked terribly childish on my grown ass, and they always told me souvenir stories with sparkling eyes.

There was an intruder shelter trap at the site, and it took a week to disarm it, so there were a bunch of poisonous plants, so I worked with the locals to develop the antidote.

That mouthful seemed so much fun, it was like showing off a newly acquired toy.

"I see... They all look at the news of Mr. and Mrs. Saino, but that's the type of people they were..."

"It's unusual."

Akitsu nods Hmm and Fuyushima leaks her honest thoughts.

I kind of laughed at it, but I kept saying,

"But the only thing I resent is that you brag about that, and you'll never take me on an adventure... They're only tough on adventure in vain."

As I say, I just regret it a little bit.

I must know all about knowledge and skill.

But from the parents, who are leading adventurers, it seems that they are still immature.

"Well, I know how your parents feel. Parents don't want their children to be too dangerous."

"Uh-huh... is that what it is..."

"Uhm. That's what it is"

Dr. Harumachi nods loudly at me with a twisted neck.

Seems pretty sympathetic to our parents... but what would the teacher react to if I actually met him and found out about that personality?

I may be lightly shocked.

"When it comes to complaining, I guess the food is so unsavory. All they know is that catfish put fire through them. Sometimes cabbage comes out to the table round."

"Yep...?

Incredible, four people who will look like that.

Everyone can cook quite a bit, so I guess I don't understand our parents' plenty of cooking ouches.

... Well, actually, neither do I. I still don't get it.

What do I think, can I keep the cabbage on the table?

I just think you're out of your mind.

"I'm guessing this, but I'm probably too used to a wild meal because I've been on an adventure. They're basically locally sourced."

"I don't know... that's horrible"

"Really. I don't know what that means because I'm into tea."

Take a sip of the tea at hand, holding a grumpy emotion.

Delicious.

Because I use the finest tea leaves, the aroma and sweetness are wonderful.

Although we drink this on a daily basis, it would generally be quite a luxury.

"... that's why I've been in charge of cooking since we were in elementary school. Natsuno-san will make it now, so it's really easy."

"Eh heh."

I dye my cheeks on my words, Natsuno, and I can illuminate them happily.

The other three, by contrast, look a little mucky.

Maybe I'm a little jealous of the big advantage of 'cohabitation'.

In the meantime, I say, "Everybody's lunch will help," and I put the place away.

And to change the subject, I decided to continue talking about my parents.

"Then the trouble is visiting classes in elementary school. My parents, what do you think they did?

"Hmmm... a big shake, made a scene in class, or something?

Akitsu will return the answer to my question.

But that's incorrect.

I shook my head and said the right thing.

What our parents did to us, it was...

"Class."

"... class?

Four heads lean toward these words together.

I kept explaining to those four.

"The class tour itself ended with nothing.... but the incident happened right after that. For some reason, two of our parents took the stage... and started classes on ancient civilization."

"Is...?

To my words beyond comprehension, everyone will be a poker face.

I know exactly how that feels.

Students and parents who were in the classroom at that time all looked the same.

"Er... did the school ask you to do it beforehand...?

"No, the teacher looked embarrassed, too. Apparently, the class seemed fun, so we wanted to do it ourselves"

…………

Four people accidentally shut up about my explanation.

Thoughts incomprehensible to ordinary people.

My parents' fleeting, they passed it on well.

"It's just that my name as an adventurer for my father and mother was pretty famous. No one could stop him, and the class went on as it were. Besides, the commentary was good, and by the time it was over, everyone on the spot had acquired a basic knowledge of the four civilizations."

"Genius and I managed to get a piece of paper..."

Dr. Harumachi evaluates our parents by blurring words while making them attractive.

I laugh a little at that reaction, but, you know, I keep saying.

"Anyway, the others didn't like me as my son. As soon as I got home, I preached my parents and made them swear they would never do it again. The class was hilarious, and I respect you as an adventurer... but I guess it sucked as a parent"

Say it, then have another sip of tea.

In retrospect, our parents are still not like parents.

Definitely younger than me in mental age, with about ten head screws flying off.

"... but Kehei, looks a little happy"

………… Well. "

I nod after a little silence to Fuyushima's point.

Although I've finally figured out how to get out of the rebellion here lately... I don't know why I like those parents.

Sure, those guys are flying and bothering me fine.

But still, that brilliance doesn't always fascinate me.

The sentiment of dislike was no stranger to me.

"I kind of figured out why Kehei kept exploring the dungeons."

"Right. Kaihei-kun is admiring his parents and challenging them to dungeons."

Harumachi Sensei and Akitsu nod Yeah yeah with their convinced faces.

... but I shook my head against it.

That's not the only reason to challenge the dungeon.

I saw everyone's face, and then I raised my mouth horn.

"Of course, to do something horny with everyone, right?

……

Dyed red simultaneously, four cheeks.

While I preferred the reaction, I drank all the tea left in the cup at once.

Come on, that's it for nothing, and it's time to start exploring today.

I don't care about our parents now.

Fucking (sex) and labyrinth (dungeon) were waiting for me.