Self-cultivation of passerby male protagonist

"Okay, because you don't know when you can go back, so during this time you must not show your stuff, you know?"

"……Humph!"

"..."

Although there is only one word, it is agreed?

From just now, Remilia's reaction was almost only these monosyllabic words representing dissatisfaction, so Wu also couldn't understand her thoughts specifically.

In short, judging from the fact that she didn't say extra words in front of the female aunt just now, she should have reluctantly chosen to cooperate in behavior, and psychologically...I'm afraid it is not because she wants to poke his cheap brother right now.

To be honest, if it wasn't because of desperation, he wouldn't want to use such a cheating method.

To his real sister who was lying on the gun inexplicably, Wu Ye was dying, and to the five-hundred-year-old "sister" in front of him, he was seeking death.

But what can he do if he is cheating?It is impossible to work part-time. It is impossible to work part-time in this life, and you can't do business. Only by doing this can you make a living.

Sorry to play.

Although it was helpless to play this hand, Wu Ye did seriously consider the specific feasibility in his heart.

First of all, Remilia was left to the outside world by Yakumo Zi. According to the monster's habits, one year was just a nap, and she might have forgotten her brain.

In this way, Remilia’s eighth achievement of going home is nowhere in sight, so even if she could fool it with a friend as an excuse, a little girl who didn’t go home stayed in your house for a year and a half, the female aunt was nervous. No matter how big it is, the problem will be noticed.

Moving out of his sister's identity as a shield weapon was also thoughtful. First of all, although he and his female aunt are relatives, in fact, he basically wouldn't move around during the holidays.

To be a digression, he didn't know that he had an aunt before Wu was brought back by the female aunt.

This situation largely guarantees that Wu Ye's lie will not be exposed too quickly. As long as he thinks of a way to send Remilia back as soon as possible, he will be absolutely foolproof.

Even if at that time, his real sister, Tong Na himself, saw the female aunt, he was sure to be able to prevaricate, after all, the ghost knew that it would be a few years from now, well, it is not impossible for more than ten years.

"Ahem, in short, in order to be able to let you go home quickly and also allow me to stay at this home, what we want now is cooperation."

No matter whether Remilia was listening or not, Wu also took out a portable notebook for himself, took out a pen and said while taking notes.

"Now your identity is my sister, Kirino. It is tentatively that you ran out of the house to find me because of a family conflict."

Glancing at the bat wings behind Remilia, Wu also continued:

"The content of the contradiction is regarded as, ah, my father discovered your severe secondary illness and wants to correct you, but you are unwilling, then ran away from home in anger, and finally came to'confess' to my brother. "

Closing the notebook and pushing down the non-existent eyes, Wu also asked seriously:

"How about, do you have anything else to add?"

"Can you talk dirty?"

"...No."

"Then I have nothing to say."

"..."

Well, although the two still have a lot of incomprehensible parts in this matter, the process of seeking common ground while reserving differences is always tortuous, and they can take it slowly.

"Hey, why does this lady have to pretend to be your sister?"

"All said, it is force majeure. Why are you upset?"

"Humph……"

Remilia turned her head away awkwardly.

"To this lady, it's too shameful!"

"What? The name Kirino sounds pretty, isn't it?"

"Stupid! I'm talking about identity!"

"If you don't say you are my sister, how can I make you live properly?"

"...No matter, I just can't accept it anyway!"

The puffy cheeks may not be really tender and cute, but at this moment Wu is not in the mood to care about Remilia's expression.

After all, he didn't want to live with a dangerous man who wanted to poke a hole every day.

Helpless Wu also only has to keep lowering his own requirements.

"It's not that you really want to be my sister. They say they are pretending to be. Just pretend to be in front of the female aunt."

"Well……"

Remilia was a little moved, but immediately compromised.

After all, the problem here is actually very simple. Remilia can't admit that a guy who has deceived her, who is younger and weaker than him, becomes her "brother."

Well, although the third question is still open for discussion, Wu is a human being after all, so from the perspective of dignity and the order of the food chain, Remilia cannot accept it.

At the very least, it cannot be accepted so casually.

But if it's just a disguise...

"In fact, there is nothing, anyway, you are a vampire, and you don't need to care about the views of the human world."

"Well……"

"Besides, I'm talking from beginning to end. If you don't speak, it's not an admission."

"Hmm..."

"Besides, you don't really have to live in the outside world all the time. After you go back, no one will know about this."

"Hmm...!"

The last point is finally talking about Remilia's heart. The first thing she considers is how to return to Gensokyo and return to the Red Devil Hall. Compared with that, the slight ethics seems not a big deal.

Well, yes, that's it!I have to do this to be able to go back soon!

Remilia, who was forcibly hypnotizing herself, quietly abandoned her precarious morality, silently bowed her head towards reality, although her mouth was still arrogant.

"Hmph, listen up, human, me, I will never call you'brother'!"

Successful negotiations.

It's good to be able to persuade. Although more troublesome problems may occur in the future, Wu Ye is still relieved for the stability of the present.